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超无聊的啦~~~这种八百年前的事也拿来讲.... 想当年你也算是前镇十大高手....给你一个"逊" 哀....也不能怪你...自从小真被抢走之後你就开始语无伦次了!! 那我讲讲最近陪同学见网友的事好啦^^ 我有个同学,上网算是蛮久的...网友数数也算多了..不过就是不曾约出来见过 因此可能他对於见网友这码事...是既期待又怕受伤害吧... 一天,他问我有没空找我吃饭,我说有谁...他找我,他网友找他朋友,两对这样 我於是对他心理建设:男人不要太肤浅!!其实以貌取人的人是最要不得的 朋友最重要的是聊的来....不要在乎世俗的眼光....网友也是人....不要太过期待!! 他看我对他语重心长..良心建议...泛红的眼框中只差没脱口说出吾皇万岁 晚上约在校门口见面....也对...我同学还蛮精明的..晚上看不清楚杀伤力较小 左右张望..呜哇哇哇哇!!!!!!更.....那两个异世界来的非人类是怎麽回事!!! 是许瑞德派来的手下吗??还是人类尚未发现的新品种高山寒带生物?? 靠近一看....呜哇哇哇...她是火星来的..我在discovery频道有看过!!! 没想到混入人类社会中这麽久...是想靠着bbs征服人类吗?? 虽然我同学被称为衣冠禽兽...斯文败类...我也不想眼睁睁看他被残杀 我转头跟我同学比个"赞"....在他耳边跟他讲"记住..当个男人" 之後决定去吃刷刷锅......我不晓得怎麽吃完这一顿的..... 我只记得我面无表情...因为我怕我露出惊愕的神情..她会拿出光线枪射我 早知道我车大锁就带着...起码可以当成防卫的工具..... 现在我的武器只剩下一双筷子...还有两片牛肉...还有一块空心菜 虽然我想问她们台湾的食物你们是不适应..或是你们来地球多久了 但是讲出来的却是...你们是什麽系的阿...大几啦... "喔喔....是喔....不错麻"然後赶快结束话题吃东西..... 不然我同学会说我没义气.... 饭局就在这种很诡异的气氛下结束了..... 但是更诡异的是...我同学在约见面前居然跟她告白..... 这算啥??魔兽恋?? 不过我答应不泄漏我同学的名字...... 因为他当年可是前镇十大高手哩!! --



※ 发信站: 批踢踢实业坊(ptt.csie.ntu.edu.tw)
◆ From: h22.s13.ts32.hinet.net
1F:→ Xydemonman:XY魔人 推荐自:61.216.81.211 08/16
2F:→ spawnbleed:戎尼王大神归位!!! 推荐自:210.69.138.102 08/16
3F:→ silvermarten:喔喔喔喔....跑步罗尼 推荐自:140.112.8.79 08/16
4F:→ spawnbleed:既然是高手 也就是魔人 魔人当然配魔兽 推荐自:210.69.138.102 08/16
5F:→ spawnbleed:也许是高手想开了 免熄火就可以开坐垫 推荐自:210.69.138.102 08/16
6F:→ spawnbleed:嘻噢唲吗舔大人也回来推啦~~~喔 推荐自:210.69.138.102 08/16
7F:→ spawnbleed:我想知道其他九大高手有什麽绝技... 推荐自:210.69.138.102 08/16
8F:→ spawnbleed:一个是魔兽使嘛 难不成还有龙骑士... 推荐自:210.69.138.102 08/16
9F:→ spawnbleed:有一个叫亚拉冈 专门搞定强兽人 推荐自:210.69.138.102 08/16
10F:→ netmouse:龙骑士要转职才可以 推荐自:61.216.224.217 08/16
11F:→ spawnbleed:怎麽都不跳到九 好烦 推荐自:210.69.138.102 08/16
12F:→ ilbf:10 推 61.223.90.57 09/23
13F:→ pedestrian:推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你! 推 61.221.114.182 10/12
14F:→ pedestrian:推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你! 推 61.221.114.182 10/12
15F:→ pedestrian:推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你! 推 61.221.114.182 10/12
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19F:→ pedestrian:推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你! 推 61.221.114.182 10/12
20F:→ stanislas:XD 推 61.30.74.81 10/12
21F:→ epaper:19 推 210.58.247.19 10/13
22F:→ pedestrian:推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!ꄠ 推 203.66.13.70 10/14
23F:→ pedestrian:推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你! 推 203.66.13.70 10/14
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25F:→ pedestrian:推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你! 推 203.66.13.70 10/14
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27F:→ pedestrian:推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你! 推 203.66.13.70 10/14
28F:→ pedestrian:推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你! 推 203.66.13.70 10/14
29F:→ pedestrian:推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你! 推 203.66.13.70 10/14
30F:→ pedestrian:推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你! 推 203.66.13.70 10/14
31F:→ pedestrian:推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你! 推 203.66.13.70 10/14
32F:→ pedestrian:推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你! 推 203.66.13.70 10/14
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35F:→ pedestrian:推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你! 推 203.66.13.70 10/14
36F:→ pedestrian:推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你! 推 203.66.13.70 10/14
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38F:→ pedestrian:推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你! 推 203.66.13.70 10/14
39F:→ pedestrian:推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你! 推 203.66.13.70 10/14
40F:→ pedestrian:推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你! 推 203.66.13.70 10/14
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43F:→ pedestrian:推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你! 推 203.66.13.70 10/14
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48F:→ pedestrian:推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你! 推 203.66.13.70 10/14
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50F:→ pedestrian:推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你! 推 203.66.13.70 10/14
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55F:→ pedestrian:推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你! 推 203.66.13.70 10/14
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58F:→ pedestrian:推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你! 推 203.66.13.70 10/14
59F:→ pedestrian:推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你! 推 203.66.13.70 10/14
60F:→ pedestrian:推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你! 推 203.66.13.70 10/14
61F:→ pedestrian:推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你! 推 203.66.13.70 10/14
62F:→ pedestrian:推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你! 推 203.66.13.70 10/14
63F:→ pedestrian:推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你! 推 203.66.13.70 10/14
64F:→ pedestrian:推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你! 推 203.66.13.70 10/14
65F:→ pedestrian:推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你! 推 203.66.13.70 10/14
66F:→ pedestrian:推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你! 推 203.66.13.70 10/14
67F:→ pedestrian:推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你! 推 203.66.13.70 10/14
68F:→ pedestrian:推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你! 推 203.66.13.70 10/14
69F:→ pedestrian:推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你! 推 203.66.13.70 10/14
70F:→ pedestrian:推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你! 推 203.66.13.70 10/14
71F:→ pedestrian:推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你! 推 203.66.13.70 10/14
72F:→ pedestrian:推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你! 推 203.66.13.70 10/14
73F:→ pedestrian:推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你! 推 203.66.13.70 10/14
74F:→ pedestrian:推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你! 推 203.66.13.70 10/14
75F:→ pedestrian:推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你! 推 203.66.13.70 10/14
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80F:→ pedestrian:推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你! 推 203.66.13.70 10/14
81F:→ pedestrian:推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你! 推 203.66.13.70 10/14
82F:→ pedestrian:推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你! 推 203.66.13.70 10/14
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84F:→ pedestrian:推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你! 推 203.66.13.70 10/14
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102F:→ pedestrian:推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你!!推爆你! 推 203.66.13.70 10/14
103F:→ HanJyi:~_~ddd 推 140.123.181.81 10/15
104F:推 aokTo: 218.164.49.89 11/09
105F:→ xiaoyu:╤═╤ ◢██◣ 210.71.115.73 05/22
106F:→ xiaoyu:|高| █ ◥▌ ╭──────────╮ 210.71.115.73 05/22
107F:→ xiaoyu:|级| ◤□︵□▌ │低水平就可滚出去! │ 210.71.115.73 05/22
108F:→ xiaoyu:|就| ╲ 口╱ ╭──────────╯ 210.71.115.73 05/22
109F:→ xiaoyu:|可| ◢ ̄︺ ̄◤ ╭──────────╮ 210.71.115.73 05/22
110F:→ xiaoyu:|人| | |   │汤米就可才是最高级 210.71.115.73 05/22
111F:→ xiaoyu:╧═╧ ◤ ̄◥  ╭──────────╯ 210.71.115.73 05/22
112F:嘘 Crucio:11 11/11 22:46
113F:推 Armour:100 11/12 23:22
114F:嘘 Crucio:>.< 11/13 13:47
115F:推 ahdah:爆 11/14 03:07
116F:嘘 Crucio:不管!!我一定要99!>.< 11/14 16:20
117F:推 jojo999:爆Y 11/22 17:48
118F:嘘 Crucio:99 11/23 12:19
119F:推 Armour: ︵ ︵ 11/25 00:40
120F:推 Armour: (⊙) (⊙) 11/25 00:40
121F:推 Armour: ︵ ██◣︶◢███◣︶◢█ 11/25 00:40
122F:推 Armour: ████████████ 11/25 00:40
123F:推 Armour: ▏│柏││瓦│█████ 11/25 00:40
124F:推 Armour: │油││斯│█ ◢█ 11/25 00:40
125F:推 Armour: │ ││车│████◤ 11/25 00:40
126F:推 Armour: ╰┬╯╰┬╯ 11/25 00:40
127F:推 Armour: ┴ ┴ 11/25 00:40
128F:→ lunaangel: ◢███◣ 01/01 15:51
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133F:→ lunaangel: ◢███ ◢██◣/ ████◣ 01/01 15:51
134F:→ lunaangel: ◢████ □︵□◥ █████◣ 01/01 15:51
135F:→ lunaangel: ◢█████ ╲▽ ╱ ██████◣ 01/01 15:51
136F:→ lunaangel: ██████ ◤◤ ███████ 01/01 15:51
137F:→ lunaangel: ███████████████████ 01/01 15:51
138F:→ lunaangel: ◥██▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄██◤ 01/01 15:51
139F:→ lunaangel: ◥█◣ 成大狗博士出没注意 ◢█◤ 01/01 15:51
140F:→ lunaangel: ◥█◣ Dr.Dog ATTENTION◢█◤ 01/01 15:51
141F:→ lunaangel: ◥█◣ ◢█◤ 01/01 15:51
142F:→ lunaangel: ◥█◣ ◢█◤ 01/01 15:51
143F:→ lunaangel: ◥█◣ ◢█◤ 01/01 15:51
144F:→ lunaangel: ◥█◣▁◢█◤ 01/01 15:51
145F:→ lunaangel: ◥███◤ 01/01 15:51
146F:嘘 Crucio: 02/03 15:57
147F:推 ynd221133: 02/09 18:36
148F:嘘 kingintea: 08/17 10:40
149F:推 Raid:XD 08/27 16:11
150F:→ cynthiahsnu: XD 12/09 18:40
151F:→ cynthiahsnu: XD 12/09 18:41
152F:→ ken047:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/31 14:16
153F:嘘 hate9989:(/‵Д′)/~ ╧╧ 10/10 14:25
154F:推 eye147258:ya~ 10/11 00:37
155F:嘘 hate9989:.. 10/11 01:31
156F:推 vans0115:o(一︿一+)o 10/12 00:03
157F:嘘 eatmybird:99 02/06 09:37
158F:嘘 eatmybird:98 02/06 09:46
159F:嘘 eatmybird:97 02/06 09:49
160F:嘘 eatmybird:96 02/06 09:52
161F:嘘 eatmybird:95 02/06 09:57
162F:推 eo43838:96 05/30 16:58
163F:嘘 umano:8:96 06/13 21:54
164F:推 theeht:1 08/05 20:06
165F:推 theeht::96 08/06 11:11
166F:推 theeht:███◤███◤███◤███◤███◤███◤ 08/07 14:06
167F:推 theeht:谢霆锋演讲超好的耶 http://youtu.be/_81VSvC7m3k 08/10 18:13
168F:推 e1q3z9c7:爆 08/15 21:42
169F:推 Dontcry:─ 08/30 19:00
170F:推 bztfir:jizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 09/05 22:29
171F:→ sdsd65676:1一任生日快乐 10/25 21:32
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