作者HIPOSITION ()
看板Crowd
標題金
時間Mon Sep 17 20:14:15 2007
我房東是一個惜字如金的酷哥
真的很酷
從我有記憶以來 他沒說過幾句話
而且真的隨性到了一個超高級的境界
他根本無心催我繳房租
直到 已經住了太久免費的房子 有點不好意思~
才傳簡訊問他:不好意思房東...那個 請問何時要收房租呢?
他回傳
: 3xxxx
真的只有數字耶!!! 超帥的!!!
然後剛才打電話問他 要怎麼拿錢給他~
他也就只說了一句: 一樓等.. (因為他住對面棟)
見了面 給了錢 他改了合約之後
就酷酷的看我一眼 又只說了一句: 謝謝!
真的 太酷了 !!
因為他的酷勁 我決定下次要買飲料請他喝
然後 也要冷冷的只對他說一句: 這請你..
呀哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈酷哥酷哥
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◆ From: 220.134.133.73
1F:推 bjqs02:頭推頭推~~~yayayayayayayya 09/17 20:14
2F:→ bjqs02:呀哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈酷哥酷哥 你也很酷阿!!!! 09/17 20:16
※ 編輯: HIPOSITION 來自: 220.134.133.73 (09/17 20:22)
3F:推 ziwaha:改了什麼合約阿?!下次房租以超音波新專輯抵銷!!ˋˊ挖阿!!! 09/17 20:23
4F:→ ziwaha:3XXXX ...真是令人深省的數字⊙-⊙\"不是問時間嗎XD真帥氣 09/17 20:24
5F:推 apple1011:好酷喔!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 09/17 20:25
6F:推 HIPOSITION:超有態度的 硬底子酷哥!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 09/17 20:27
7F:推 ce39:酷ㄟ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 09/17 20:32
8F:推 ziwaha:然後冷冷的回答你...其實我喜歡喝的是饅牛.... 09/17 20:36
9F:推 ce39:我要很酷的說!!!!!!!!!!!!!!我要放假(敲碗) 09/17 20:49
10F:推 ziwaha:桃園縣台北縣基隆市明天停止上班上課 09/17 21:06
11F:→ ziwaha:&台北市 09/17 21:07
12F:推 sssgreen: 台北市確定放假囉? 09/17 21:13
13F:→ sssgreen: 好,我看到消息了(自言自語什麼勁阿) 09/17 21:14
14F:推 ziwaha: .-.\ ((點頭)) 09/17 21:15
15F:推 HIPOSITION:對!!!!!!!!今晚是啪替night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 09/17 21:17
16F:推 mini15:啪體ㄝ!!!!!!!!!!!偶也要玩!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 09/17 21:19
17F:推 rainydoll:哈哈 COOL MAN!! 09/17 21:19
18F:推 sssgreen:虧我還很期待星期二的說,太渾帳啦!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 09/17 21:20
19F:→ sssgreen:不過只有期待早上的課,下午的課就謝謝在聯絡XD!!!!!!!!! 09/17 21:21
20F:推 mini15:剛剛得到了一張屋頂音樂節的票!!!!!!!!太感人了~~~~~~~~~~~ 09/17 21:21
21F:推 sssgreen:太讚了!!屋頂音樂節得票耶!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 09/17 21:24
22F:推 mini15:對阿!!!!!!!!天吶!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!豪感人!!!!!!!!!! 09/17 21:25
23F:推 mini15:最感人的是他送了我一張他沒有打算要送出的票!!!!!!!!!天啊 09/17 21:27
24F:推 balla1219:第二天就放假我以後會不想去... 09/17 21:31
25F:推 sssgreen: 酷阿!!!!不想要送出卻又送出,人真是太好啦!!!!!!!!!!!! 09/17 21:31
26F:推 mini15:真的!!!!!!!!!!所以我立刻回送了她一份小小小小小禮物..... 09/17 21:35
27F:推 ziwaha:酷阿!!!!!!!!!!還是有很多好人低阿!!!!!!T︿T!!!!!!!!!!!!! 09/17 21:38
28F:推 ziwaha:啪替即將開始!請趕快帶你哥哥妹妹爸爸老媽叔叔姑姑伯伯外公 09/17 21:41
29F:推 mini15:沒錯!!!!!!!!!!然後我剛剛寄了一封情書給他希望他會接受!!! 09/17 21:42
30F:→ ziwaha:入場就坐耶!!切記勿拍照錄影!!一切精采內容只保留在今夜!! 09/17 21:43
31F:推 sssgreen:這位子還不賴快點開始吧!!我已經等不及啦!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 09/17 21:44
32F:推 mini15:媽阿!!!!!!!!!!位什麼我都沒有DV!!!我想要偷偷拍拍拍拍拍拍 09/17 21:49
33F:推 sssgreen:樓上的小傢伙實在是太要不得了!!竟然想偷拍!!我也要拍XD! 09/17 21:50
34F:推 ziwaha:哈哈得稍安勿躁!!!主辦人都還沒致詞呢!!!!!!!(坐立難安ING) 09/17 21:52
35F:推 mini15:我們這些妖魔小丑要先熱場個兩三個小時阿!!!然後大咖才上八 09/17 21:55
36F:推 ziwaha:明明是晚上卻還是想聽晨之美阿!!!挖搭!!!!來複習一下吧!!!! 09/17 21:56
37F:推 HIPOSITION:大家 先乾一杯再說拉!!!!!!!!!!!乾拉!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 09/17 21:57
38F:→ ziwaha:對阿對阿!對阿對阿!對阿對阿!對阿對阿阿! 09/17 21:57
39F:推 mini15:乾衣杯沈摩嗄!?!?!?!?!?沈謀沈謀是奶茶媽!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! 09/17 21:57
40F:推 sssgreen:乾呀乾呀!!我還有小菜可以吃耶!!真是太酷了!!!!!!!!!!!!! 09/17 21:58
41F:推 mini15:我有永泰興!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!好初~~~~~~~ 09/17 21:59
42F:推 ziwaha:乾啦!!!!!!!!(舉杯)^O^/!!!!!!!還是海尼綠最讚了!!!!!!!!!! 09/17 21:59
43F:推 ziwaha:OH~老闆有沒有海帶阿??!!來一盤吧!!耶!!再加一份皮蛋豆腐!! 09/17 22:01
44F:推 mini15:我比較愛三思而後小綠綠!!!挖渣~~~~~~~~~~~ 09/17 22:03
45F:推 redco:好high好high!!!!明天不用上鞋!!!>< 09/17 22:04
46F:→ redco:於是乎!!!!我要出門去夜唱了!!!趴梯趴梯~~~~~ 09/17 22:04
47F:推 ziwaha:小綠綠真是不可攀的高牆阿!!=ˇ=~~噴跑吧!!!啪替NIGHT!!!!! 09/17 22:04
48F:推 ilikemonster:為什麼新竹沒有放假(翻桌) 小廣仲你給我解釋清楚!!! 09/17 22:04
49F:推 mini15:我明天也不用上班ㄝ!!!乾乾老闆打給我~~~阿哈哈不最不歸啦! 09/17 22:05
50F:推 redco:一路放假就停在新竹啊!!!(拍拍小i) 09/17 22:06
51F:推 ilikemonster:不管了啦!!!!!!!!!!!先乾為敬!!!!!!!!!!!各位!!!!!!! 09/17 22:07
52F:推 mini15:那我...那我...我...全梭拉!!!!!!!!!!!!! 09/17 22:08
53F:推 sssgreen:什麼什麼我怎麼了!?吃了一堆豆乾跟毛豆嘴巴好辣阿!!!!!!! 09/17 22:08
54F:推 ziwaha:咕嚕咕嚕咕嚕~~~~~阿!!!!!!!!!真是爽快阿!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 09/17 22:08
55F:推 ilikemonster:50推!!!!!!!!!!希望國泰民安風調雨順阿!!!!!!!!!!!!! 09/17 22:11
56F:推 ziwaha:比較起來我的鮪魚罐頭夾土司...似乎就遜色許多!!!!!ˊˇˋ! 09/17 22:10
57F:推 ilikemonster:wait wait ...我想要回應一下這篇文章...我覺得..... 09/17 22:11
58F:推 mini15:不會ㄝ!!!你的鮪魚土斯可是陪伴了我好多年的早餐嗄~~~~~~~~ 09/17 22:12
59F:推 ilikemonster:小廣仲本身也是個話不多的人。小i也是~都文靜團的XD 09/17 22:13
60F:推 ilikemonster:還有我剛剛看到什麼鮪魚土司了...還毛豆...整個好餓! 09/17 22:13
61F:推 ziwaha:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 09/17 22:13
62F:推 ziwaha:噢~豐盛的佳餚已經陸陸續續上桌啦!請來賓們自行起身拿取阿! 09/17 22:15
63F:推 sssgreen:快點找東西來吃吃吃吃吃!!!!養胖計畫!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!XD 09/17 22:16
64F:推 ccukate:啊!!!!!新竹沒放到假啦!!!!!!不公平~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 09/17 22:17
65F:推 redco:怎摸半!!!我已經在吃月餅了 09/17 22:17
66F:推 ziwaha:我在包肉粽了...... (奔) 09/17 22:18
67F:推 sssgreen: 我幫你剝柚子,這樣才有中秋味!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 09/17 22:18
68F:推 ilikemonster:那我要升火了噢!!!升火升升升~~~大家來烤肉噢耶!!!!! 09/17 22:20
69F:推 ziwaha:抬頭賞月,飲酒賦詩,真是個悠閒的夜晚阿!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 09/17 22:20
70F:推 sssgreen:抬頭不見月,滿臉皆是淚,天阿!!原來今天是下雨天!!!!!!! 09/17 22:21
71F:推 ziwaha:但少閒人如吾廣仲版爾 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (呀比) !!! 09/17 22:21
72F:推 HIPOSITION: 對!!!!!!!月餅月餅下雨下雨!!!! 09/17 22:24
73F:推 ilikemonster:放假了!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(驚)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 09/17 22:25
74F:推 ziwaha: 耶!!!!!!!烤肉烤肉裝熟裝熟!!!! 09/17 22:25
75F:推 HIPOSITION: 颱風前夕啪替 推爆他!!!!ˋˊ!!!!!!! 09/17 22:26
76F:推 ziwaha:恭嗨雷阿!!!! 09/17 22:27
77F:推 mini15:烤肉烤肉相腸還沒烤熟就要逼大家吃掉阿!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 09/17 22:27
78F:推 sssgreen:不~你不要逼我吃下去!!我要吐在你身上!!!!!!!!!!!(噁)!! 09/17 22:28
79F:推 ziwaha:>>>>>>>>>>>>>一步!一步!一腳印!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 09/17 22:28
80F:推 HIPOSITION: 烤一個蛤仔給我 !!!!! 都蝦都蝦!!! 09/17 22:29
81F:推 mini15:我愛裝好人烤沒熟或掉在地上的肉逼大家吃!!!!!!吃吃吃吃吃꘠ 09/17 22:29
82F:推 sssgreen:蛤仔不是都用鋁箔紙整個包起來放在一邊嗎!?!!馬上來!!!!! 09/17 22:30
83F:推 mini15:瓦嘎哩媽喜打~~~考蛤仔一份!!!那麻煩客人你往旁邊站一點嗄! 09/17 22:31
84F:推 sssgreen:客人您的蛤仔已經好囉!!小心燙口!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 09/17 22:33
85F:推 ilikemonster:小廣仲你要蛤仔嗎? 要清酒口味的嗎XD 馬上來~ 09/17 22:33
86F:推 ilikemonster:吼!!!!!!!!!!!我慢了!!!!!!!!小廣仲你要吃啦(大哭) 09/17 22:33
87F:推 ziwaha: (偷拿一個!!阿~好口甲!!) 09/17 22:33
88F:推 HIPOSITION:夫人:蛤仔 這麼燙 你要給誰吃!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(怒丟) 09/17 22:34
89F:推 mini15:吃完蛤仔記得多唱幾首歌抵帳嗄!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 09/17 22:34
90F:推 sssgreen:這位大爺還真難伺候,旁邊放涼的那份拿去!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 09/17 22:36
91F:推 ilikemonster:小廣仲怒丟好可愛(阿哈哈哈哈我好盲目) 任性至上啊!! 09/17 22:36
92F:推 ziwaha:在這寧靜的夜晚~~最適合來首江惠姊的歌曲了!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 09/17 22:35
93F:推 ilikemonster:三思綠乖我們不要理他了~~~我們去一旁喝綠茶去~~~~~~ 09/17 22:36
94F:推 mini15:蛤仔:那旁邊的蝦朋友全都送你吃好啦!!!暴躁個屁阿你!!!!!!! 09/17 22:37
95F:推 sssgreen:好阿好阿!!有沒有梅子綠阿!!我最愛喝啦!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 09/17 22:37
96F:推 HIPOSITION:俾女: 夫人 你別再打了 吾命休矣~~~~~ 09/17 22:38
97F:推 ilikemonster:只有麥仔茶耶...大家真難伺候..... 09/17 22:38
98F:推 ilikemonster:小廣仲你最近讀了什麼暗黑的書籍...(抖) 09/17 22:39
99F:推 sssgreen:無魚蝦也好,有得喝就好啦!!咕嚕咕嚕~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 09/17 22:40
100F:推 piastudent:哇哈~我也要加入大家的行列!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 09/17 22:41
101F:推 mini15:打了:夫人喝碗蔘茶歇一會兒吧~~~ 09/17 22:41
102F:推 ziwaha:真適合這情境!!!!!驚!!!!! 09/17 22:42
104F:推 ilikemonster:說時遲那時快~~一陣黑影掠過 只見屋內的掛軸歪了一角 09/17 22:42
105F:→ ilikemonster:我在寫什麼啊我......XD 09/17 22:43
106F:推 mini15:阿哈哈哈哈這之前在日本有拍成連續劇ㄝ!!! 09/17 22:43
107F:推 ziwaha:乎有龐然大物拔山倒樹而來~~~ 09/17 22:43
108F:→ mini15:爆的好阿!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 09/17 22:44
109F:推 ziwaha:呀比!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!任務達成!!!!狂歡吧!!!!!!!!!!!! 09/17 22:44
110F:推 redco:聽說新竹放假了!!!!! 09/17 22:46
111F:→ redco:喔我lag了~~>< 09/17 22:46
112F:→ mini15:早就知道啦哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~~~~~~~~~~~~ 09/17 22:46
113F:推 cocacocadog:哈哈!!放學摟!!我有玩過樓上的那個電動ㄝ 09/17 22:47
114F:推 ilikemonster:噢耶!!!!!!!拋彩帶!!!!!!!!!!開PARTY啦!!!!!!!!!!!!! 09/17 22:47
115F:→ mini15:三宅罰妳請吃西瓜嗄!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!阿哈哈哈哈哈哈 09/17 22:47
116F:推 sssgreen:怎麼一副推爆之後熱情全散的感覺!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 09/17 22:51
117F:→ mini15:真的有一點虛......................... 09/17 22:54
118F:推 sssgreen:虛掉了~~真冷清~~(咻~~~~) 09/17 22:55
119F:推 ziwaha:哇扎!!!!!!救火救火!!!生火生火!!!!!!!!gogogogo!!!!!!!!!! 09/17 22:57
120F:→ mini15:樓上挖渣用的點很棒ㄝ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 09/17 22:59
121F:推 teddy11:Hey MAn~ 09/17 22:59
122F:推 HIPOSITION:爆別篇阿!!!!哪裡容德下空虛這東西!!!!!衝 09/17 22:59
123F:推 sssgreen:說走就走!!!!噴跑!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 09/17 23:01
124F:→ mini15:走八!!!一起噴跑!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!然後很帥的跌倒嗄 09/17 23:12
125F:→ ilikemonster:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!然後跌得很帥啊 09/17 23:13
126F:噓 apple1011:為什麼大家都偷偷來!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 09/17 23:52
127F:→ apple1011:我怎麼按到噓了...............oh no.................. 09/17 23:53
128F:推 apple1011:補回來!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!颱風夜 大家晚安!!!!!!! 09/17 23:56
129F:推 yuki1003:新竹、苗栗也停止上班上課了!!!YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 09/17 23:56
130F:推 mini15:颱風假一定要莫名奇妙的在家大吃特吃零食跟看漫畫!!!豪~~~~ 09/18 01:03
131F:推 ohMaydayplum:天吶我來晚了!!!!!〒△〒 (跑去旁邊哭) 09/18 01:04
132F:推 mini15:不要哭嗄!!!你還有麥當當嗄~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 09/18 01:07
133F:→ nitozy:囧...我今天本來就不用上課 不賺!! 一次繳3XXXX 廣仲豪有錢 09/18 05:41
134F:推 papabearche:屋屋屋!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!我也來晚了!!!!!!!!!!!!! 09/18 08:24
135F:→ papabearche:而且還很可憐的在學校阿~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 09/18 08:25
136F:推 mini15:派大星布要裝口連!!!!!!!!!挖渣~~~~~~~~~~ 09/18 08:58
137F:→ mini15:祭藍還在學校...就快去操場游個泳八!!!一定很好玩嗄!!!!!!! 09/18 08:58
138F:推 papabearche:嘖!!!我們有游泳課說!!!可是我重感冒不能下水阿!!!!!! 09/18 18:26