作者mayfirst (2010AL冠軍遊騎兵)
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標題[討論] Derek Jeter尋職廣告-美國鄉民版
時間Fri Dec 3 18:14:30 2010
New York, NY – The
Derek Jeter saga took another unusual twist on Wednesday,
after the free agent
Yankee captain placed a
personal ad on Craigslist.com,
outlining that he is
‘totally available’ for teams in the market for
subpar
defense,
average hitting, and highlighted that he would be willing to fill
that position for only
$25 million/year.
美國鄉民惡搞~~DJ在網站上登了一則求職廣告，他一年只要25M鎂，低於一般平均的防守，
普通的打擊，給需要補強游擊手位置的球隊
The ad was placed in the
‘general labor’ jobs section, as the
‘washed up
aging superstar seeking absurd contract’ tab was full.
The ad begins:
Aging shortstop with below average range, average hitter coming off worst
season of career. Willing to play for $25 million/year
- Hard worker, especially when grossly overpaid
- Great leader, with a willingness to eat up as much payroll as possible
- Highly motivated by winning, and even more so by $25 million
- Experience receiving large sums of money for no apparent reason
- Willingness to jump while throwing the ball, no matter how unnecessary
- All-time Major League leader in intangibles
- Not A-Rod
*認真的工作者，特別是過度的overpaid時
*很棒的領導者，且願意極盡所能的領到高額薪資
*對勝利有很高的動力，因此需要25M鎂
*沒有任何理由獲得大筆金錢方面很有經驗
*當接到球時願意去跳傳，不管有多麼不必要
*intangibles(觸摸不到的; 無形的, 無實體的)方面是美國職棒All-time Leader
*不是A-Rod!!
Talks between Jeter and the Yankees broke down last week after the Yankees
were unable to obtain the necessary spaceship required to meet Jeter in
whichever universe it is where he’s worth $25 million.
The 11-time all-star also posted an ad in the ‘lost-found’ section for his
missing cat, Binkie.
新聞來源:
http://www.ff-press.com/derek-jeter-places-ad-on-craigslist-6.html
無意間看到的，美國鄉民果然是非常酸，笑笑就好，不必太認真看待XDDDD
反正他一定會回到洋基~~
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2010 Texas Rangers Postseason Franchise Roster
(SP)Cliff Lee (C)Benjie Molina (1B)Mitch Moreland (2B)Ian Kinsler
(SS)Elvis Andrus (3B)Michael Young (LF)David Murphy (CF)Josh Hamilton
(RF)Nelson Cruz (DH)Vladimir Guerrero (SP)C.J. Wilson (SP)Colby Lewis
(CL)Neftali Feliz (RP)Darren O'Day (RP)Darren Oliver (SP)Derek Holland
(RP)Alexi Ogando (RP)Michael Kirkman (C)Matt Treanor (OF)Julio Borbon
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2F：推 Tertulian:給予酸度滿分的評價XDDDDDD 12/03 18:17
3F：推 itaiitai:超酸XDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/03 18:17
4F：→ GN2000:Not A-Rod XD 12/03 18:19
5F：推 felix1984:第二點是不是說 極盡所能的吃球隊的薪資預算xd 12/03 18:23
6F：推 Iori2010:這麼酸,DerekPeter表示: 12/03 18:28
7F：推 dtjaster:如果這樣也能領到25m鎂~那兔肉可真是超值了... 12/03 18:29
8F：推 SULICon:XD 12/03 18:31
9F：推 ecbytesan:XD 12/03 18:34
10F：推 hung31017:XDD 12/03 18:41
11F：推 mystique05:第五點 XDD 12/03 18:45
12F：推 leoturkey:XDDDDDDDD 12/03 18:53
13F：推 isotropic:Not A-Rod XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/03 19:29
14F：推 shyuanan1:XD 12/03 19:30
15F：推 chiusna:第五點超好笑的XDDDDD 12/03 19:35
16F：推 rex9999:反正到最後洋基還是會買帳… 紐約之王四年60M別太意外唷 12/03 19:47
17F：推 devilsky:當接到球時願意去跳傳，不管有多麼不必要 XDD 12/03 19:51
18F：推 soaringfish:第三點是"被勝利高度驅動 而25M的驅動力則更高" 12/03 19:53
19F：推 JubeChocobo:高度驅動好怪...前面那一句比較喜歡原po的翻譯 12/03 19:55
20F：推 HDanny:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/03 20:11
21F：推 keroro01:Jeter:多用點招牌姿勢傳球回饋球迷有錯嗎? 12/03 20:14
22F：推 ejo3square:第五點超好笑XD 12/03 20:25
23F：推 maikxz:天下酸民一般樣XD 12/03 20:29
24F：推 jagdzaku:這PH值是負值 12/03 20:43
25F：→ olis:十顆檸檬～ ( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ 12/03 20:53
26F：推 HcaS:乾...超酸.第5點讓我笑了好久.lol 12/03 20:58
27F：推 b08049456:XDDDD 12/03 21:06
28F：→ k33536:原來他的DP還不足以被酸@@ 12/03 21:07
29F：推 sealin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/03 21:14
30F：推 AndyPettitte:XD 12/03 21:17
31F：推 DerekPeter:◢▆▅▄▃崩╰(〒皿〒)╯潰▃▄▅▇◣ 12/03 21:21
32F：推 wenhh88:XD 我國酸民程度還得多努力呀 12/03 21:23
33F：推 egghead:對勝利有很高的動力，在有25M鎂時尤然 12/03 21:50
34F：推 kee32:第三點應該是:對勝利有很高的動力,對25M鎂有更高的動力!!! 12/03 22:07
35F：→ kee32:原來不只我發現翻譯的小瑕疵了 >_< 12/03 22:08
36F：推 paoan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/03 22:10
37F：→ mayfirst:給樓樓上:很高興幫我翻得更好，因為我自己翻的也怪怪的 12/03 22:20
38F：推 waderu:本篇值5顆大檸檬!!! 12/03 22:20
39F：推 TassadarGau:PH值夠低www 12/03 22:21
※ waderu:轉錄至看板 NY-Yankees 12/03 22:21
40F：→ waderu:借轉NYY 12/03 22:21
41F：→ mayfirst:^___________________________________________________^ 12/03 22:21
42F：推 kigohcy:對勝利有很高的動力,但仍比不上有25M鎂時 12/03 22:48
43F：推 soeasylai:超爆笑...Not A-rod..囧 12/03 22:53
44F：推 BastardRose:有夠酸 真是好文 12/03 22:55
45F：推 guest0710:當接到球時願意去跳傳，不管有多麼不必要......... 12/03 22:55
46F：推 liucy1127:XD 12/03 22:56
47F：推 yuenwwjd:跳傳那點後勁挺強的 XDDDD 12/03 23:01
48F：推 WLR:看來Jeter是玩神族的，很喜歡躍傳XD Derek Jeter已經抵達~ 12/03 23:15
49F：推 soaringfish:我覺得kee翻得比較好 XDDD 12/03 23:25
50F：推 miabcd199:超酸 XDD 12/03 23:35
51F：推 w9103:哈哈 12/04 00:23
52F：推 chemikelvin:XD 12/04 00:30
53F：推 tonometer:Jeter:我回來領錢 12/04 01:28
54F：推 Exusiai:Jeter:這個球員將進行勒索 12/04 01:45
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57F：推 wakuwaku:酸度滿分！ 12/04 11:02
58F：推 mess0706:第六點有點銀魂style的吐槽感 12/04 22:07