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標題[轉錄][無言]你是鄉民嗎? 比賽前放鬆一下~ 看看唄~~
時間Mon May 21 23:50:48 2007
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: xanddnax (歐拉斯密) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [無言]你是鄉民嗎?
時間: Mon May 21 20:26:18 2007
話說今天坐車回家的時候
忽然電話響起...一個沒見過的號碼
(誰阿?)
接起電話
歐拉斯密:喂?
陌生人:喂,你是鄉民嗎?
歐拉斯密:是阿,我是鄉民耶
(內心OS:挖勒..我應該沒在PTT留過電話吧)
就算如此..忽然有個鄉民打給我..我還是有點興奮的說
還想著該不會是單身衣的事情嗎?
陌生人:你住台北嗎?
歐拉斯密:是阿
(內心OS:這麼神通廣大喔..連我住台北你也知道)
陌生人:喔喔..我跟你說喔...啪拉啪拉啪拉啪拉
歐拉斯密:不好意思..你說什麼阿
(內心OS:講那麼快幹什麼阿)
陌生人:阿?..啪拉啪拉啪拉啪拉
歐拉斯密:不好意思..我聽不懂耶
陌生人:.....你真的是鄉民嗎
歐拉斯密:是阿,我真的是鄉民
陌生人:你電話沒錯吧
歐拉斯密:我電話沒錯阿
(內心OS;這我的號碼..會有什麼錯阿)
陌生人:你是建福宮的鄉民嗎?
歐拉斯密:不是耶,我是PTT的鄉民
陌生人:什麼,你在台北市xx街有房子嗎?
歐拉斯密:沒有耶
陌生人:怎麼可能...可是...
歐拉斯密:不好意思,你是要找誰阿
陌生人:我要找陳鄉民
歐拉斯密:不好意思...那你找錯人了喔
(內心OS:我不姓陳,所以你不是要找我的啦)
陌生人;喔...(掛斷)
看著掛掉的電話
想著...
這應該和詐騙集團無關吧
哈哈
ptt哪來的詐騙集團阿
喂,五樓的...你是鄉民嗎?
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