作者maxwood (maxwood)
看板StupidClown
標題Re: [無言] 不要隨便用中文罵人
時間Tue Mar 27 17:42:13 2007
以前認識一個老美，費城大學，念歷史的
這小子在美國學了幾年中文，不知發了什麼瘋，
跑來台灣深造，
整天在台北的一些PUB，抱著啤酒在看古文觀止、史記之類的
結果有天晚上，他騎摩托車，紅燈右轉被交通警察攔下來
結果這小子安全帽一拿下來，交通條有點傻了
條子杯杯:"咦，喔，嗯...You, red light right turn! 1,200 Dollar!"
(這小子倒是聽懂了，但是罰他錢，那一定是抵死不從的!)
混在台北的美國佬:[...大人，我無罪!]
條子杯杯:[啥?...What?]
美國佬:[我無罪，我蠻夷也!](語出史記，楚世家)
天朝上國，京城台北市的一毛二執金吾愣了兩秒之後龍心大悅:
[好，那算了，以後小心一點!]
老美:[謝大人!]
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