作者straybird (冬裡橘)
看板StupidClown
標題[無言] 關於投票的陰謀
時間Sat Mar 22 12:22:47 2008
總統大選
家裡兩個大人 從很久以前 每看電視就開使辯論個不停
只因為我爸是支持K黨候選人 我媽是支持D黨候選人
今天早上 我起了個大早 在做早餐的時候
我爸正要出去運動 我媽還在睡覺
他很小聲的跑到我旁邊跟我說
「...我把你媽媽的票藏起來了!等一下我會自己去投票了
你不要跟你媽媽說喔.. 。」
後來我爸就出去了。
然後我吃完早餐也出去了。
結果剛剛中午回來的時候
我看我媽媽在找她的票......她要我幫她找 我只好硬著頭皮... "找一下"
後來就趁我媽不注意偷偷躲到房間去了...
然後看到我爸在房間找印章...
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最好笑又好氣的是 他們都不敢跟對方講自己在找什麼...
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你的美好 我的孤寂
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1F：推 azzboy:媽媽:我把你爸爸的印章藏起來了!等一下我會自己去投票了 03/22 12:24
2F：推 wilson2350:好妙的爸爸跟媽媽XDD 03/22 12:28
3F：推 cutemm:好可愛的父母阿 03/22 12:28
4F：推 lovebf:好寶的父母~我喜歡 03/22 12:29
5F：推 ppchu:沒有印章可以蓋手印阿 03/22 12:32
6F：推 Hao2007:[心聲]一票抵一票 節省我們開票時間吧 by開票員 03/22 12:32
7F：推 noone:好寶喔 XD 不過不要為了投票傷了和氣唷^^ 03/22 12:36
8F：推 QQest:其實帶著身分證就可以投了.... 03/22 12:38
9F：推 mouse10389:好可愛XDDD 03/22 12:46
10F：推 cocobird:~*溫馨*~ 03/22 13:12
11F：推 alex23587839:蓋手印不會阿? 03/22 13:16
12F：推 aidsai:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 滿分!!!!!!!!!!! 03/22 13:18
13F：推 diomas:這太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 13:20
14F：推 purplefox:很趣味~推~~ 03/22 13:20
15F：推 smartfen:好幽默!! 03/22 13:21
16F：推 lily32laura:沒印章可以簽名，我今天就這樣投完票。 03/22 13:21
17F：推 hanabi731:這是他們扯平了 03/22 13:27
18F：推 puddingnoeat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好陰呀XD 03/22 13:27
19F：推 starblind:哈 我笑了 這是傳說中的可愛中又帶笨的耍心機嗎? 03/22 13:26
20F：推 xajx:沒通知單也可以去投吧. 03/22 13:28
21F：推 maxf:沒印章沒通知單都可以投... 03/22 13:28
22F：推 snowwind:好妙的爸媽XD 03/22 13:29
23F：推 hanabi731:原PO 4點後記得來通知你北木心機戰的結果唷 哈哈哈 03/22 13:31
24F：推 mimicat162:果然是夫妻... 03/22 13:32
25F：推 chandlerbean:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 13:34
26F：推 bill055385:XDDDDDDDDD 好酷 03/22 13:34
27F：推 freesamael:沒印章可以簽名，沒通知單記得號碼就可以了 03/22 13:36
28F：推 giga0099:[心聲]一票抵一票 節省我們開票時間吧 by開票員 03/22 13:36
29F：推 asnakep:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 13:37
30F：推 MrMonkeyKen:金趣味 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 13:40
31F：推 alan8980:[超幹] 怎麼找不到印章?? 03/22 13:42
32F：推 zsxa1234:XD 03/22 13:42
33F：→ singlecell86:XDDD 03/22 13:44
34F：推 btogwx:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 13:46
35F：推 tonyyjayy:XD 好妙的夫妻 03/22 13:47
36F：→ raysilence:XDD 03/22 13:48
37F：推 kevinz77:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 13:48
38F：推 PDAN:XDDDD 笑死 史密斯夫婦嗎? 03/22 13:50
39F：推 guenwhyvar:推史密斯夫婦!! 03/22 13:52
40F：→ chupan:認真一下，沒必要這樣吧？投誰應該是由自己的獨立思想判斷 03/22 13:52
41F：推 giwdul3883:XDDDDDDDDD要藏身分證才有用喔 (認真) 03/22 13:55
42F：推 quaintness:靠~~~一樣笨 ○rz ....... 03/22 13:55
43F：推 s334853:天啊~好可愛XDDDDDDDD 03/22 13:58
44F：推 beth12:他們到底找到了沒XDDD 03/22 14:01
45F：推 WinAVI:沒印章 蓋手印 手斷了 蓋腳印 腳斷了 蓋.......... 03/22 14:01
46F：推 Liebesleid:其實少這兩樣都沒差 我就是這兩樣都沒有也去投 Orz 03/22 14:02
47F：推 zergtide:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD~~~ 03/22 14:07
48F：推 englwings:XDDDD 夫妻倆很有趣 03/22 14:15
49F：推 yja89219:真的是太酷了XDDDD 03/22 14:19
50F：推 jason78715:真好玩~~哈！ 03/22 14:30
51F：推 inking:超好笑XDDDDD 不記得通知單號碼也可以 只要身分證就ok啦 03/22 14:30
52F：推 stoptalking:超有趣的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 14:38
53F：推 NUKnigel:XDDDDDDDD 03/22 14:39
54F：推 juhner:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好好笑 03/22 14:41
55F：推 j90206:XDDDDD好可愛XDDDDDDD 03/22 14:49
56F：推 leo740217:好可愛 03/22 14:54
57F：推 huabandd:哈哈哈哈哈~這篇超好笑的拉XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 14:54
58F：推 april0926:超可愛的~ 03/22 14:55
59F：推 andred:只要有帶身份証就行了.... 03/22 14:56
60F：推 LeenHg:結果原PO把身份證剪掉了 03/22 14:59
61F：推 drizzt3032:XD 03/22 15:01
62F：推 catsomeone:XDDDDDDDD 03/22 15:03
63F：推 dodqfk:也太可愛了吧 03/22 15:06
64F：推 a6842684:XDDDDDDD 03/22 15:12
65F：→ deepbluedj:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD一個要補刀~一個要補血XDDDDDDD 03/22 15:18
66F：推 saxobird:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 15:18
67F：推 degree814:太可愛~ 03/22 15:19
68F：推 kkmanbbs:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 15:20
69F：推 jzn:XD 03/22 15:25
70F：推 beryl123p:XD 03/22 15:30
71F：推 pocket7422:XD" 03/22 15:41
72F：推 judogirl:沒有這兩樣東西都可以投啊，果然有笨點 03/22 15:41
73F：推 jcchiou:XDDDDDDD 03/22 15:52
74F：推 wra:身分證就能投了+1 03/22 15:53
75F：推 silence:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 16:02
76F：推 RushMonkey:好可愛的家庭XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 16:04
77F：推 tiencai:諜對諜 03/22 16:06
78F：推 kelvin521019:XD...我滴家庭真可愛 03/22 16:06
79F：推 QQLittleMi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 16:30
80F：推 tracyyu:XD 03/22 16:34
81F：→ qjackalq:你爸媽超可愛的啦 03/22 16:35
82F：推 jennyqbe:好可愛的一家人XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 16:49
83F：推 mmm90415:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 16:56
84F：推 Peter034:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 17:07
85F：推 icemouse:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 17:11
86F：推 flonsky:暗. 誰在我身分證上貼大頭貼XD 03/22 17:16
87F：推 bigass:XD 03/22 17:17
88F：推 allkme:太好笑啦~~哈哈哈 03/22 17:17
89F：推 Ferrero0212:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 17:28
90F：推 jumpings:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 17:32
91F：推 r50693: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 17:43
92F：推 vanjoey:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 17:45
93F：推 debris:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 17:49
94F：推 HIHINO:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~~~一票抵一票很公平阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 17:54
95F：推 hazeli:推一票抵一票...^^ 03/22 17:54
96F：推 foyu:蠻好笑的 @@ 03/22 18:01
97F：→ spykin:其實沒身分証可以用戶口名簿... 03/22 18:17
98F：推 gunden:哈哈 看完整個狂笑 03/22 18:28
99F：推 BeautyEgg:沒有印章可以蓋手印啊~ 03/22 18:29
100F：推 roamernicky:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 18:31
101F：推 cptl:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 18:36
102F：推 sherain:整個笑翻ＸＤ 果然是夫妻啊!! 03/22 18:50
103F：推 ohmyfox:XDDDDD 好可愛 03/22 18:53
104F：推 chris90174:XDDDDDDDD 03/22 18:59
105F：推 ykshih:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 18:59
106F：推 vanilla6:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 19:10
107F：推 dreamdevil:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 19:21
108F：推 nick945:印章可以趕快去刻一個 身分證沒辦法馬上辦 原po父親勝 03/22 19:21
109F：推 VIOLET523:噢 我在敷臉........ 03/22 19:22
110F：推 superqm714:推父親勝啊XDDD 03/22 19:23
111F：推 a53530:好妙的一對夫妻XDDDDD 03/22 19:26
112F：推 kkk50928:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 19:28
113F：推 osirisdivine:有笑有推!!! 03/22 19:33
114F：推 flyplayer:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 19:35
115F：推 yiya0723:補一個讓它爆XD 03/22 19:34
116F：推 AJKAllen:超寶的啦～ 順便爆 03/22 19:34
117F：推 monJ:某種程度來說，你爸媽好可愛XD 03/22 19:39
118F：推 carlyu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 19:41
119F：推 shann2003jp:印章和選舉通知單沒帶沒關係,有帶身份證就OK啦! 03/22 19:45
120F：推 loading1:可愛的夫妻 03/22 19:51
121F：→ straybird:竟然真的推暴了！ 其實他們倆後來都有去投票啦 不過都 03/22 19:54
122F：→ straybird:還是沒跟對方講 拿身分証去投的XDD 03/22 19:55
123F：推 SARAH15:哈哈哈 好妙的夫妻～ 03/22 20:29
124F：推 cashko:笑翻XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 20:36
125F：推 pealimuw:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 21:12
126F：推 napa:XDDDDD 03/22 21:26
127F：推 femto:XD 03/22 21:34
128F：推 Calvin620707:這算默契嗎XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD? 03/22 21:33
129F：推 godenocean:這篇文章是在告訴我們 要藏就要藏身分證嗎? XD 03/22 21:36
130F：推 Ariel0801:親愛的鳥同學 我來推文了~~~啾啾 ^__^ 03/22 21:43
131F：→ Ariel0801:原PO是正妹~~~~~~ 03/22 21:44
132F：推 adonisey:笑死XDDD 03/22 21:47
133F：推 shirk:只要有身分證就好~今天很多人都沒帶！蓋指膜比簽名還麻煩ㄋ 03/22 21:52
134F：推 cocoyan:果然是夫妻XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 23:02
135F：推 chyuyi:我不爭氣的笑了XDDDDDD 03/22 23:29
136F：推 tyan0615:可愛的家庭XD 03/22 23:38
137F：推 ckzj:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 00:02
138F：推 kentsam2077:XDDD 03/23 00:07
139F：推 orangebread:超可愛的爸媽！ 03/23 00:11
140F：推 cancerjung:XD 03/23 00:43
141F：推 atpx: XD 03/23 01:02
142F：→ Yie:有身分證就可以投了，沒印章可以簽名。 03/23 01:10
※ pigi19850621:轉錄至看板 HatePolitics 03/23 01:22
143F：→ straybird:樓上你這篇有經過我同意轉文嗎!!沒禮貌!!我非常不高興! 03/23 01:29
144F：→ straybird:很多人要求轉個版都轉了我就是不希望這篇放到政治裡面! 03/23 01:30
145F：推 amozartea:帶身分證就可以了 唯一該藏的是身份證... 03/23 02:18
146F：→ amozartea:其實一起不要去投就好了 03/23 02:19
147F：推 ingrid6565:XDDDDDD 03/23 02:40
148F：→ eipeulb:原po生氣了 轉文不先問~_~ 03/23 02:57
149F：推 cxj:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 超可愛的兩老 03/23 10:33
150F：→ yuanshishi:QQ專業 03/23 10:53
151F：推 kangleis:XD 03/23 11:02
152F：推 wangenius:哈哈哈 03/23 11:21
153F：推 librann:只要有身分正就可以投了 !! 03/23 11:23
154F：推 milufarm:哈~打哈欠 真是溫馨XD 03/23 11:51
155F：推 hate56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 12:32
156F：推 zizek:XDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 13:09
157F：推 s245687:XDDDDDDDDDD 好可愛的爸媽XD 03/23 13:26
158F：推 hungyichan:好好笑 哈哈哈 XDDDDD 03/23 14:20
159F：推 sally98927:好好笑 03/23 14:28
※ Nashfantasy:轉錄至看板 KS96-202 03/23 14:39
160F：推 princessmake:XD 03/23 16:54
161F：推 pkpk80120:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 17:07
162F：→ yaosh:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 17:40
163F：推 wch6858:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 17:47
164F：推 Evesdevil:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 18:12
165F：推 yungyui:三八的好可愛~ 03/23 19:15
166F：推 yueh:果然是夫妻 03/23 19:45
167F：推 modog777:爸爸的計謀看起來技高一籌了........ 03/23 19:57
168F：推 ggiirrllkk:果然是夫妻啊 好寶喔 03/23 20:17
※ ttconch:轉錄至看板 THUIM-5th 03/23 20:36
169F：推 toby0539:哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 20:59
170F：推 gs1458:wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww 03/23 21:21
171F：推 inale:XD 03/23 22:01
172F：推 NegRooo:簽名的法律效益好像比印章大 (沒記錯的話) 03/23 23:17
173F：推 sumouse:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 23:44
174F：推 lonely0830:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 00:10
175F：推 odegilb:好寶的父母....兩個都沒投到~!? 03/24 00:10
176F：→ grence:乾脆手牽手一起去投票啊 03/24 00:20
177F：推 hakusin:推一個..XD 03/24 00:24
178F：→ PassthebyLai:沒有印章 可以用 手指印說= = ..... 03/24 00:39
179F：→ Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 02:04
180F：推 YHank:都沒用啦= =" 沒印章沒通知單都沒關係 沒身分證才不能投 03/24 03:19
181F：推 uresi:XDD 有點閃 03/24 10:56
182F：推 ilcha99:XD 03/24 11:03
183F：推 eprockers010:好可愛的父母喔！XD 03/24 11:08
184F：推 ckiwi54:XDDD 03/24 11:32
185F：推 Aseven:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 12:32
186F：推 jolinchou22:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 16:59
187F：推 asami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 18:10
188F：推 those0:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 19:25
189F：推 richday:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 結果他們有投到嗎? 03/24 19:59
190F：推 valenci:那個叫「通知單」 03/24 21:48
191F：→ alin5:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 04:08
192F：推 Siriusa:沒身分證的其實戶政有上班 XDDDDDDD 03/25 05:07
193F：推 iagolee:不是一家人 不進一家門........ 03/25 05:42
194F：推 aacs0130:有身分證就可以投了 03/25 12:30
195F：推 fromwilda:XD 03/25 14:10
196F：推 glistening:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 19:10
197F：推 aolivia:我只帶身分證就投了 03/25 19:25
198F：推 lingar:好可愛的夫妻阿XDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 22:24
199F：推 fdsvffst:其實....有身分證就可以投了 的確有笨點 03/27 00:28
200F：推 comai:重點應該要藏身分證 哈 03/28 17:33
201F：推 bestlisa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/31 00:19
202F：推 frekfrek:XD 04/08 02:20
203F：推 momosean:身分證有帶就可以了@@ 04/09 21:31
※ zlyeah:轉錄至看板 NTHU_STAT94 04/30 13:33
204F：推 john371911:超～白癡的。 11/25 22:21