作者brenda1037 (ida)
看板StupidClown
標題[無言] ㄙㄨㄟ ㄒㄧㄠˇ
時間Mon Mar 31 13:23:41 2008
我同學紀老師跑遍中部作文班
發誓要成為補教界一師,
補救現在作文能力岌岌可危的小羅莉跟小正太們
某天上課 國小四年級的小正太抓抓頭,抬頭問：
「老師,ㄙㄨㄟ ㄒㄧㄠˇ的ㄙㄨㄟ怎麼寫？」
紀老師：「...這....同學這個詞不太好聽喔！要不要換個詞？」
小正太：(搔搔頭)「喔....」
紀老師看小正太遲遲不動筆，走近他的座位一看,看到作文簿上
停著的地方寫：
「我個子ㄙㄨㄟ小, 」
小正太騷著頭想不出這個詞到底哪裡難聽 XD
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