作者r010458 (農)
看板StupidClown
標題[無言] 傳教士與狗
時間Sat Apr 26 18:34:15 2008
我家巷口某戶人家有養狗
也可能是流浪狗.不確定
只要有陌生人經過巷口.都會一直叫
騎車經過的話還會追...
之前有兩個傳教士.騎腳踏車經過
那隻狗也是ㄧ路追一路叫
傳教士邊騎腳踏邊回頭罵
"GET OUT! LEAVE ME ALWAY!"...之類的
但是狗不理他.還是吼還是追
大概追了半條街了
傳教士也怒了...
忽然回頭大喊ㄧ聲
"阿你洗勒靠杯喔!"
那隻狗真的就...煞車...滑行了ㄧ小段
然後看著傳教士揚長而去...
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1F：推 magicalstyle:阿你洗勒靠杯喔! 這個好笑~ 04/26 18:35
2F：推 CFKCFK:胎晚人敎的還蠻有佣的(note 04/26 18:35
3F：推 mirrorz:這狗頓悟了 XD 04/26 18:36
4F：→ laitotsubasa:本土化好 04/26 18:39
5F：推 scream4me03:由洨由腿 04/26 18:52
6F：推 LouisXIV:二樓：胎晚郎尬ㄟ喀屋露永！(note) 04/26 18:51
7F：推 Coldfengzi:這年頭,連狗狗都要本土化才行 04/26 19:04
8F：→ imkingkong:狗:我只聽的懂台語啦! 04/26 19:04
9F：推 christianSK:XD 04/26 19:06
10F：→ mirrorz:狗：what the fxxk 04/26 19:13
11F：→ ILER:推 阿你洗咧靠盃喔XDD 04/26 19:24
12F：推 shikumaru001:有大笑有推XD！！ 04/26 19:52
13F：推 ericjc:狗狗是被氣勢嚇到的吧 04/26 20:10
14F：推 muuum:好一個入鄉隨俗 "阿你洗勒靠杯喔!" 04/26 20:36
15F：推 laevis:應該是.....give me away... 04/26 20:54
16F：推 molukino:台語罵人比較有氣勢是真的 (誤) 04/26 20:59
17F：推 puddingnoeat:狗:英易挖聽謀啦... 04/26 21:00
18F：推 v7q4:這個故事告訴我們 學第二外語是很重要的= =+ 04/26 21:01
19F：→ v7q4:或者說 學好了韓文 就可以走遍天下了~ (煙) 04/26 21:02
20F：推 any1643:alway? 04/26 21:25
21F：推 gdi1230:好好笑喔XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 21:27
22F：推 ooyourxxx:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 21:31
23F：推 SuperCML:Leave me alone or go away 吧 04/26 21:39
24F：推 cara716:get out 是出去= = 至於不論拼錯 leave me away是甚麼..? 04/26 21:57
25F：→ mirrorz: 轉錄至看版 English 04/26 22:05
26F：推 KeKing:俺笑了...阿你洗勒靠杯喔! 經典拉XD 04/26 22:13
27F：推 a6109a6109:XD 04/26 22:51
28F：推 neoneo1:笨點在ALWAY～呵呵 04/26 23:27
29F：推 angel8114:原PO想打Leave me always??.. 04/26 23:37
30F：推 l1l1l1l1:give me pinky 04/26 23:51
31F：推 starryannie:本土化! 接丟系愛呆丸啦! 04/27 00:13
32F：推 huabandd:不錯笑~哈哈 04/27 00:20
33F：推 Pker:跟狗說leave me alone感覺也挺怪的 04/27 00:20
34F：推 a09428:哈哈哈~ XDDDDDD 04/27 00:30
35F：推 Lunachen:有笑有推 04/27 00:33
36F：→ saltlake:狗停下大哭: 爸爸... 04/27 00:47
37F：推 zoey0806:哈哈太好笑了~原來狗有學台語XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/27 01:45
38F：推 SiriusLupin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/27 01:58
39F：推 eprockers010:狗：老子聽不懂英文啦 04/27 02:30
40F：推 rhcg:果然 用台語罵比較有震憾力 04/27 03:00
41F：推 ericjc:大概靠杯的靠 喊的超大聲 狗狗嚇到了吧 推廣中文就用台語吧 04/27 09:59
42F：推 ohya1212:老外：練很久的台語就是等今天!! 04/27 11:15
43F：推 fool41:有笑有推 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/27 12:00
44F：推 zhewei:狗來至台灣咩！ 講洋文是要給的命喔！是唄 04/27 12:48
45F：推 jiahwai:說不定只是被口氣嚇到了xd 04/27 14:08
46F：推 Julibea:XDDD 04/27 15:23
47F：推 l74u11h27:果然是台狗！ 04/27 15:45
48F：推 mimchu:XDDDDDDDD 04/27 16:37
49F：推 amanoakira:以後在外國被狗追要用英文罵他XDDDDD 04/27 16:38
50F：推 Melson:XDDDDDD 04/27 17:03
51F：推 tottoko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/27 17:22
52F：推 Calvin620707:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/27 17:25
53F：推 pauldotcom:有笑有推!連狗都要本土化! 04/27 17:45
54F：推 hirofumisyo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/27 17:46
55F：推 memalina:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/27 17:59
56F：→ Yie:XD 04/27 19:07
57F：推 weibeso:笑不停了我XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/27 19:22
58F：推 beatrizjuan:那隻狗應該常聽到這句 所以會有反應XDDDDDDD 04/27 20:00
59F：推 Jeff777:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/27 20:02
60F：推 naomisa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/27 20:07
61F：推 xxx3677:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/27 21:12
62F：推 pugarine:外國傳教士會說台語 狗會聽台語...這篇其實沒笨點... 04/27 21:19
63F：→ PICIG:樓上，笨點在原po的「LEAVE ME ALWAY」啊XD 04/27 21:47
64F：推 re:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/27 22:24
65F：推 rupertbear:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/27 22:35
66F：→ dans:leave me away並沒錯 超XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/27 22:46
67F：推 sumouse:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/27 22:53
68F：推 endlesssong:笨點是原PO的英文只比那隻狗好一點嗎 囧 04/27 22:56
69F：推 keyboy:台灣正宗土狗 04/27 23:14
70F：推 gsx7777777:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/27 23:53
71F：推 cbao:狗：阿鬼你還是說台語吧 04/28 00:22
72F：推 cindy78127:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/28 00:54
73F：推 Rbaonlday:為什麼傳教士跟狗我只聯想到西斯XD 04/28 10:30
74F：推 windlan:狗不會聽英文 04/28 11:02
75F：推 echolee:XDD 04/28 12:47
76F：→ kkk321:alway你個頭拉 04/28 13:36
77F：推 kensbar:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/28 13:38
78F：推 LHJinX:嗯 應該是Leave me alone 跟 Go away的合體吧XD 04/28 14:19
79F：推 Ignor:果然有本土化 04/28 14:34
80F：推 shinloving:XD 04/28 15:40
81F：推 nao:XDDDDDDDDDD有笑有推，外國人罵本土髒話有好笑到 04/28 18:20
82F：推 bestlisa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/28 21:44
83F：推 Huawen:XD 04/28 23:17
84F：推 MagnaCarta:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/29 03:27
85F：推 luvyoyo:這篇後勁好強 XDDDD 04/29 10:46
86F：推 coldinfall:leave me alone吧~~ 04/29 15:50
87F：推 circusPIG:原來老外也想當台客XD 04/30 21:05
88F：推 ICafe:靠邀 狂笑不止 XDDDDDD 04/30 22:03
89F：推 tyan0615:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 15:58
90F：推 nino8183:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 23:36
91F：推 zhou:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/02 11:49
92F：推 bluefish520:XDDDDDDDDDDD 05/03 03:40
93F：推 ss402002:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 13:31
94F：推 kuut:XDD 05/06 18:14
95F：推 che70587:哈哈 太好笑了 不得不推一個XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/16 21:12
96F：推 arai12367:66 06/08 11:10
97F：推 mini53420:哈哈～好蠢～ 03/20 00:34
98F：推 zuruineko:好本土的狗阿~XD 07/27 16:45