※ 引述《SheldonSpock (Sheldonfan)》之銘言： : 推 tingra:之前沒follow到演員的新聞 請問說penny這兩集不在的原因是 11/06 20:08 : → tingra:是什麼咧? 懷孕了嗎?! 11/06 20:08 : → wxes50608:………腳受傷了 11/06 20:16 : 推 Topanga:騎馬受傷了. 這集最後製作人的碎碎念還有提到因為她的意 11/07 00:12 : → Topanga:外,他決定讓此片演員採取最高階的安全把關措施,很爆笑! 11/07 00:13 : 推 tingra:真的喔! 樓上看的好仔細唷 11/07 22:39 : 推 lucifer648:製作人的碎碎念是要去哪看= = 11/08 14:17 : 推 iaf0:Raj真的是戲迷 11/08 14:35 : 推 Topanga:每一集最後面會有啊 很快 幾秒鐘就過了,背景突然變白上面 11/08 22:27 : → Topanga:寫一堆英文字的那一幕,就是製作人在碎碎念啊 11/08 22:28 雞婆兼無聊 當練打字把這集Chuck Lorre片尾碎碎念PO出來好了 不負責翻譯，隨便看看啊。 Chuck Lorre Productions, #309 Following Kaley Cuoco's horseback riding injury, I've instituted new rules governing acceptable leisure activities for the cast of The Big Bang Theory. 在 Kaley Cuoco (Penny) 騎馬意外之後，我已經對 TBBT 卡司演員下達可接受的 休閒活動的新規定。 1. No friggin' horses. This includes those found on merry-go-rounds and in front of supermarkets. 馬兒一律禁止，包括旋轉木馬和超市門口前的馬兒。 2. The only motorcycle you can get on is the one you're accidentally crushing in your big-ass, air-bagged SUV. 你唯一可以騎上的機車的時候，是當你坐在超大、有安全氣囊的休旅車卻不小心 撞到的那台。 3. All cast member motor vehicles must adhere to U.S. Army guidelines for attacking Kandahar. (Galecki's Tesla is a terrifically fuel effiencent vehicle but is essentially a hundred thousand dollar go-cart. From now on it is only to be used for backing down his driveway and retrieving mail.) 所有演員開的汽車必須嚴格遵守美國軍方攻打坎大哈（阿富汗）的安全規定。 (Galecki (Leonard)開的 Tesla 非常省油，但基本上不過是台十萬美元的卡丁車。 從現在起它只能拿來倒車或收信時開。） 4. The only permissible boating activity is at Comic-Con is in your hotel room bathtub. 在漫畫展(Comic-Con)唯一可行駛的船只限在你旅館房間裡浴缸。 5. Alcohol should only be ingested at home, and while seated in a big comfy chair. Wild and carefree dancing that celebrates your incredible and well-deserved success is only allowed on New Year's Eve, and only with a sober celebrity parasitic flunky to lean on. 只能在家裡喝酒，而且僅限於坐在大沙發上時。 想為了慶祝你實至名歸的成功而狂歡 跳舞，只限於新年除夕，而且一定得有清醒的明星跟屁蟲跟在身邊時才行。 6. And finally, sexual acts must be performed while horizontal. Certain high-risk Kama Sutra positions might be allowed, but only after consultation with Chuck Lorre. Like with dancing, a spotter might be required. 最後，做愛時務必臥倒（平行姿勢）。某些高難度的性愛姿勢可能被允許， 但得事先向 Chuck Lorre 諮詢過。和跳舞情形一樣，可能需要有人在旁 觀看。 個人覺得最爆笑的是最後一點！ -- Sex COULD kill you.Do you know what the human body goes through when u have sex? It's violent. It's ugly. And it's messy. If God hadn't made it UNBELIEVABLY fun, the human race would have died out eons ago. Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm. Know that women can have an hour long orgasm? -House 1x03 Occam's Razor --

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