作者c122332 (龍發堂小瓜呆)
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標題[轉錄][轉錄][無言] 補習班電話的人很無言
時間Thu Aug 14 14:49:06 2008
※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板]
作者: HELLRAIDER (ＯＳＣＡＲ) 看板: joke
標題: [轉錄][無言] 補習班電話的人很無言
時間: Thu Aug 14 10:17:43 2008
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: halfnk (幽) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [無言] 補習班電話的人很無言
時間: Wed Aug 13 01:29:57 2008
話說前幾天全民英檢剛結束，
我弟似乎去應考時留了家裡電話，
所以補習班也打了幾通電話來我家，
很可惜前幾天都剛好被我接到我就說人不在，
今天我在看電視時電話又響了，而我弟就去接電話，
以下內容是後來我問我弟和我聽到的對話內容。。。
補習班：喂~請問是楊xx嗎?
弟:嗯是阿。
補習班:你好我們是權威全民英檢補習班，有聽過嗎?
弟:嗯，有~
補習班:請問一下這次英檢考的如何?
弟:不大理想都不會寫說。
補習班:這樣呀，那你有考慮過我們的英檢課程嗎?有聽力、寫作.....
弟:喔，我不想升學了。
補習班: 阿? 那你以後要做什麼?
弟:我打算去報名星光大道，一舉成名。
補習班:....................那那那英文在這時代還是有很大的影響力喔。
弟:我覺得我天生歌喉好，讀英文很浪費。
補習班:這樣喔，那你近期有什麼規劃嗎?
弟:這樣好了，我先唱一首我想要參賽的歌給你聽聽看...
(此時我突然整個人好奇的轉頭過去看我弟在幹嘛，他突然唱起陳奕迅的淘汰囧)
唱完後.........
弟:你覺得怎樣?
補習班:還...還...還不錯.....
弟:你覺得我唱淘汰會被淘汰嗎?
補習班:不..不..不會。
弟:這樣喔~那這樣沒事的話我要去練歌了掰掰
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137F：→ halfnk:為什麼推文總是有人沒看到我說我後來有問我弟對話內容.... 08/13 23:19
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