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標題[轉錄][無言] 姓熊的人怎麼介紹自己的姓氏呢
時間Sun Nov 22 17:04:05 2009
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: myselfcheer (摸摸獎) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [無言] 姓熊的人怎麼介紹自己的姓氏呢
時間: Sat Nov 21 00:44:54 2009
我有一位姓熊的同學，
他要幫我們一群揪團外訂晚餐的饑民訂速食，
打電話過去訂好餐的時候，
店員就問他貴姓，
他說：我姓熊。
店員問說：蛤？哪個ㄒ ㄩ ㄥ ˊ？(抱歉用注音文)
結果我那可愛的同學回答他：北極熊的熊
我們一群人笑翻說哪有人這樣解釋的
他就嬌憤的說不然要怎樣介紹嘛~你說說看啊~
此時，一個同學默默的吐出一句~
「他奶奶的熊。」
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1F：推 ppok:我笑了耶!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!後勁好強 11/21 00:45
2F：推 ufoon: 奶 奶 的 熊 還蠻屌的 11/21 00:46
3F：推 j211337:有笑有推＝ ＝ 11/21 00:47
4F：推 ly4138: 有笑有推 11/21 00:48
5F：推 kk10894:四點能？熊下面的四點應該怎麼念啊？ 11/21 00:48
6F：推 f7313:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD火啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/21 00:49
7F：推 azxcven:笑翻了我 哈哈 11/21 00:51
8F：推 kazamishu:科科 11/21 00:52
9F：推 walkoneggs:有笑有推:) 11/21 00:52
10F：→ seon520:熊下面的第四點應該是唸 肛__吧 11/21 00:52
11F：推 f7313:灬灬灬灬灬灬灬灬灬灬灬灬灬灬灬灬灬灬灬灬灬灬灬灬灬灬灬灬 11/21 00:54
12F：推 nigritude353: 四下 11/21 00:55
13F：→ nigritude353:六樓投誠 11/21 00:56
14F：→ nigritude353:靠阿 回錯 11/21 00:57
15F：推 scp000000:我姓鍾 金重 鍾 11/21 00:59
16F：推 dk971355:我第一次看到ufoon推文有除了還蠻屌的之外的東西... 11/21 00:59
17F：推 layoo:有笑有推:) 11/21 00:59
18F：推 lv619363:scp000000:我姓鍾 精蟲 鍾 11/21 01:06
19F：推 f7313: scp000000:我姓鍾 精蟲 鍾 11/21 01:07
20F：推 pineapple824:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/21 01:12
21F：推 Zofia2000:推後勁 11/21 01:13
22F：推 HunSpirit:推scp000000!!!!! 11/21 01:17
23F：→ tog83: @灬@ 11/21 01:19
24F：推 pololo61201:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/21 01:20
25F：推 wenkie:我笑了!! @@ 11/21 01:21
26F：推 stan26:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/21 01:25
27F：推 smallleft:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/21 01:26
28F：→ willy750404:有笑有推 11/21 01:26
29F：推 inspire0201:嘴角失守wwwwwwwwwwwww 11/21 01:36
30F：推 smiller618:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/21 01:37
31F：推 arbalest712:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/21 01:38
32F：→ tommy1233146:你好我叫山雞 雞巴的雞 11/21 01:48
33F：→ qoo60606:有後勁XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/21 02:14
34F：推 njmp4bj6:我姓謝 言射 謝 11/21 02:32
35F：推 Jerrynet:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/21 02:34
36F：推 MrBrilliant:樓樓上也好酷XDDDDDDDDDDY 11/21 02:41
37F：推 gn00661791:靠么 我真的姓謝 11/21 02:50
38F：推 dontdream:你好敝姓顏 顏射的顏 11/21 02:51
39F：→ avrilrock:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!笑死我了 爆笑 11/21 02:51
40F：推 KouIchi:有鬍子的能! 11/21 03:10
41F：推 mms18223:你好敝姓肛 肛交的肛 11/21 03:29
42F：推 space1989:笑翻！XDDDDDDDDDD 11/21 03:37
43F：推 FreecssGing: 哪個謝? 言 射 那個謝... 11/21 03:49
44F：推 tomoyaken14:樓上好糟糕... 11/21 04:18
45F：推 k23698741:卯金刀劉 11/21 04:28
46F：推 arashi410104:njmp4bj6:我姓謝 言射 謝 11/21 05:41
47F：推 l1l1l1l1:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/21 05:42
48F：推 ienjan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/21 07:23
49F：推 interesting:不就熊庹的熊嗎? 11/21 07:58
50F：推 maywr5297:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好無言 11/21 08:19
51F：推 danny0210:XD 11/21 08:55
52F：推 yp60802:XDDDDDD 11/21 10:14
53F：推 zq1241:後勁強大~ 11/21 10:16
54F：推 uuuuuu1236:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/21 10:17
55F：推 Taurnil:XDDDDD 11/21 10:18
56F：推 karenkaren:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 但是北極熊的熊也很可愛呀!!! 11/21 10:37
57F：推 nature1131:XDDDDDDDDDDD 11/21 11:03
58F：推 smaitesai:熊安芸的熊 熊安芸的安 熊安芸的芸 11/21 11:21
59F：推 shuan0130:後勁太強了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 能轉joke嗎?? 11/21 11:57
60F：→ gloria3136:我突然想到以前小三同學念課文時 把態度唸成熊度結果全 11/21 12:31
61F：→ gloria3136:班大笑XDDDDDDDD 11/21 12:31
62F：推 laughter666:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/21 12:46
63F：→ ian800726:他奶奶的熊 11/21 13:14
64F：推 halow:XDDDDDD 11/21 13:18
65F：推 eeqbmb:XDDDDDDDD 11/21 14:01
66F：推 zare020407:後勁超強XDDDDDDDD 11/21 14:39
67F：推 elittle:靠北喔 我一整個大笑出來XDD 11/21 14:53
68F：推 alan722:他乃奶的熊...哈哈哈XDDD 11/21 15:06
69F：推 kevinpart:XDDDD 給個推 11/21 15:11
70F：推 suhaw:有笑有推Y 11/21 15:52
71F：推 iori9100:阿我就姓熊啊 = = 11/21 16:04
72F：推 qwaqwa2007:他奶奶的熊 11/21 16:10
73F：推 wchf8:XD 害我噗吱～～ 11/21 16:22
74F：推 s66449:有笑有推XDDD 11/21 16:37
75F：推 pingulegend:熊海靈的熊呀... 11/21 16:42
76F：推 relax85012:我笑了~XD 11/21 16:44
77F：→ ghghfftjack:借轉joke XD 11/21 16:49
※ ghghfftjack:轉錄至看板 joke 11/21 16:49
78F：→ ZZ27:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/21 16:49
79F：推 love21ayu:哈哈哈哈~~~有笑有推~ 11/21 16:54
80F：推 tina23163:後勁真強，哈哈哈 11/21 16:58
81F：推 Jerryerica:^^ 11/21 17:00
82F：推 specialneo:三個月 11/21 17:17
83F：推 aisyan1114:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/21 17:21
84F：→ jeffqoo2002:這不是很常聽到嗎= = 好笑的點是? 11/21 17:53
85F：推 pog0615:XDDD 11/21 18:08
86F：推 qazwsx55219:XD 11/21 18:12
87F：推 hh440977:好強好強!!!XDDDD 11/21 18:34
88F：推 sp063439:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/21 19:03
89F：推 xiaoguang:有笑有推~他乃乃的熊!! 11/21 19:15
90F：推 Cool1386:樓下說: 你好 我姓吳 11/21 19:19
91F：→ Cool1386: 能!!! 11/21 19:19
92F：推 onestepdie:有笑有推XD 11/21 20:12
93F：推 kiyoMOJO:我笑得好大聲不推怎麼行 11/21 20:53
94F：推 a210s02:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/21 20:55
95F：推 smile75:有笑有推 XDDDDDDDD 11/21 20:55
96F：推 Acinonyx:我也姓熊,上次訂位時被服務生問:請問是高雄的雄嗎? 11/21 21:15
97F：推 cloud0505:真的笑了我 11/21 21:22
98F：推 elemmy:XDDDD 11/21 21:50
99F：推 gjo3eji3t86:天啊～怎麼可以這麼好笑（抖） 11/21 22:13
100F：推 amigo0721:他奶奶的熊XD 11/21 22:17
101F：推 adarjy:好笑 11/21 22:26
102F：推 hky1123:姓熊+1 我都說"我姓熊 無尾熊的熊" 大部分反應都是愣一下 11/21 22:33
103F：推 poikg:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/21 23:14
104F：推 yuishi:有笑有推 推文有點糟糕 我都說西施的施 11/21 23:17
105F：推 jte0502:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD這個超好笑!!!(慘了 我停不下來!!!!) 11/21 23:34
106F：推 x0138774:推njmp4bj6跟scp000000 11/21 23:52
107F：推 comi0530:超好笑XDDD 11/22 00:14
108F：→ upbed:XDDD 11/22 00:37
109F：推 vfmmrt:最後一句我笑了 11/22 00:40
110F：推 sanacocoa:有笑有推 XDDDD 11/22 00:47
111F：推 a8605335205:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/22 01:05
112F：推 etw710:XD~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 11/22 01:07
113F：推 Acrono:無言了= = 11/22 01:09
114F：推 sanhowu:有笑有推 11/22 01:20
115F：推 retunforever:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/22 02:19
116F：推 Terry1984:XDDDDDDDDd 11/22 02:34
117F：推 snoopy1990:天阿好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/22 03:00
118F：推 kissmasa:我笑超大聲的啦～有笑有推 11/22 03:21
119F：推 mayday7710:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/22 09:48
120F：推 yao30712:XD 11/22 10:20
121F：推 bear755293:我都說是黑熊的熊阿～～ 11/22 12:06
122F：推 onlylikeu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/22 12:39
123F：推 AquariusTACO:太好笑了ˊXDDDDDDDD 11/22 12:55
124F：推 Knowless:推謝XD 11/22 13:17
125F：推 asdf15233:報 11/22 13:19
126F：推 isomer73:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/22 14:57
127F：推 erickuikui:外國人 性 愛 11/22 15:03
128F：→ chrissuen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/22 16:13
129F：推 torasan:厚勁好強XD 11/22 16:29
130F：推 Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/22 16:32
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131F：→ ggg2000:北極熊好紅喔 11/22 17:06
132F：推 snowg:後勁好強阿 老師你好紅唷XD 11/22 17:45
133F：推 asddsa540:人紅是非多呀XD 11/22 18:09
134F：推 tonmeister:@_@.....我躺著也中槍....... 11/22 18:32
135F：推 flyingmaple:XDDDDD 11/22 19:27
136F：推 dvwalker:大家都愛用北極熊 11/22 20:32
137F：推 forever89:XDDDDDD 11/25 02:13