作者k45446123 (k45446123)
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標題[笑話] 學生如果見到馬英九第一句是？
時間Fri Mar 28 10:46:55 2014
馬的理 不思議
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1F：推 jgzero:突然很 想打你 03/28 11:05
2F：推 recx:總統府前的場景 只有鹿茸變濃密 03/28 11:26
3F：推 harrishu:樓上推文xDDDF 03/28 11:33
4F：推 filenwind:香蕉毅，不思議 03/28 12:14
5F：推 peter0825:髮線高的慘兮兮 03/28 12:57
6F：推 z8321260:衝車將軍頭髮在哪裡 03/28 13:04
7F：推 jindidi0704:馬的理 ～ 無業 ～ 03/28 13:13
8F：推 niyxx:。 03/28 13:18
9F：推 wenzhong:推文XDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 13:27
10F：推 aqas4:哈哈哈哈 03/28 13:31
11F：推 ag018675:內文跟本文好順 03/28 13:35
12F：推 s92228:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 13:38
13F：推 ag018675:更正 本->推 03/28 13:42
14F：推 icou:XDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 13:42
15F：推 kumaso:推文爆笑XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 13:45
16F：推 VoyagerKid:幹超爆笑，把我紅茶還我 03/28 13:46
17F：推 davidWG5566:馬茸優雅地漫步總統腐草坪 03/28 13:47
18F：推 KoreaIsDog:家琪在電視牆上抱怨著太陽餅 03/28 13:48
19F：推 swordfishcs:推文是在順三小XDD 03/28 13:56
20F：推 cchan:這篇會紅 XDDD 03/28 13:56
21F：推 DanielHAO: 03/28 13:58
22F：推 BearLong:神串啊XDDDD 03/28 13:58
23F：推 superbabyer:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 推文有聲音 03/28 14:00
24F：推 bolin1991:超白吃推文XDDD 03/28 14:02
25F：推 ElliotMa:完全無違和XDDD 03/28 14:04
26F：推 oscarHong:XDDDDDD 03/28 14:07
27F：推 Jr0000:高調推XD唱起來也很順，無違和感XD 03/28 14:07
28F：推 JizzHamburg:衝車將軍頭髮在哪裡 幹XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD超靠盃 03/28 14:08
29F：推 snowmageddon:xd 03/28 14:13
30F：推 lion625:哈哈，接的好順 03/28 14:16
31F：推 mcsam:哈哈XD 03/28 14:18
32F：推 lishen512095:推文是怎樣啦毫無違和XDDDD 03/28 14:24
33F：推 s80548aa60:簽名檔！ 03/28 14:31
34F：推 ytcstevenn:推文神煩XDDDD 03/28 14:40
35F：推 ck3300511:跟著唱了XF 03/28 14:40
36F：推 owlman:快做簽名檔阿XDDDDDDDDD 03/28 14:45
37F：推 lucifer19:幹跟著唱了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 14:45
38F：推 ikjoikjo:推文害我跟著唱了XdDDD 03/28 14:45
39F：推 taot917:笑了 03/28 14:49
40F：推 thankyoualot:害我也跟著唱了XDDDDDDDDD 03/28 14:49
41F：推 pkp:衝車將軍頭髮在哪裡~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 03/28 14:52
42F：推 s93080:XDDDDDD 03/28 14:56
43F：→ nakinight:誰來改整首啊XD 03/28 14:59
44F：推 et790302:會爆XDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 15:01
45F：推 Edaw:XD 03/28 15:14
46F：推 littlehouse:笑翻，拜託哪位大大能做整首XD 03/28 15:14
48F：推 zmaxpower:笑得我肚子好痛XDDD 03/28 15:18
49F：推 yiu444:XD 03/28 15:21
50F：推 Bananab2uty:我腦海中有旋律啦救命啊XDDDD 03/28 15:27
51F：推 fragment1000:推文太神了 03/28 15:31
52F：推 jerryx35:XDDDDD 03/28 15:34
53F：推 vance6313:XDDD 跟著唱 03/28 15:34
54F：推 dandewalk:幹XDDDDDDDDD 03/28 15:40
55F：推 NexHUA:我竟然把前幾推唱完了 03/28 15:43
56F：推 PERusic:不要一直害我跟著唱!!! 03/28 15:43
57F：推 j7996432:完了，朗朗上口了 03/28 15:44
58F：推 dskphy123:為什麼這篇沒爆XDD 03/28 15:50
59F：推 tony77998:幹 推文太順了啦 xddddd 03/28 15:53
60F：推 jason8585g:幹超順哈哈哈哈 03/28 15:58
61F：推 yen53:XDD 03/28 16:05
62F：推 wadeginobili:哈哈哈 03/28 16:15
63F：推 tyntseng:推文XDDDDDDDDD 03/28 16:16
64F：推 sdolphinyo:前幾推超級智障 03/28 16:22
65F：→ sdolphinyo:XDXDXDXD 03/28 16:22
66F：推 hung199707dd:推哈哈哈哈哈xD 03/28 16:23
67F：推 wwa928:幹前幾樓有音樂啦！！！ 03/28 16:24
68F：推 Beetch:哈哈哈 ptt什麼時候可以放歌惹 03/28 16:31
69F：推 mttsaimark:XDDDDDDD我還跟著唱了！ 03/28 16:32
70F：推 iamgodisme:幹!!!!跟唱給推快笑翻XDDDDDD 03/28 16:37
71F：推 andy87115:XD 03/28 16:37
72F：推 juliee:跟著哼了哈哈哈 03/28 16:43
73F：推 mark0824:哈哈 我笑了 03/28 16:45
74F：推 soarul30514:唱的好溜 03/28 16:54
75F：推 jarmart1995:推文有聲音 神串留名 03/28 17:02
76F：推 kaoru1992:推文神煩啦幹XDDD 03/28 17:05
77F：推 wilson78225:幹XDXDXD 03/28 17:13
78F：推 bestduck:超順的xDDDDDDD 03/28 17:14
79F：推 vespa1652:有聲音阿這 03/28 17:23
80F：→ jijiyyder:哈哈哈哈 03/28 17:26
81F：推 GJME:我居然跟著推文在哼歌....... 03/28 17:34
82F：推 coolcliff01:跟著哼XDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 17:35
83F：推 newewew:幹 朗朗上口啊XDDDDDDD 03/28 17:37
84F：推 knightliu:朗朗上口啊XD 03/28 17:40
85F：推 LBJJ:XD 03/28 17:43
86F：推 lun0216:太猛了 03/28 17:44
87F：推 jason700t:有聲推文啊XDD! 03/28 17:45
88F：推 sed99975:有聲音XD 03/28 17:46
89F：推 Dusha:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 17:54
90F：推 zxkevinzx:有聲音欸XDDDD 03/28 17:56
91F：推 kklffg:XD 03/28 18:00
92F：推 mrchica:靠北XDDD 03/28 18:04
93F：推 RaHarakhte:快編完啊！！ 03/28 18:07
94F：推 z8523864:完了被洗腦了餘音繞樑阿 03/28 18:21
95F：推 DEVILxCAROL:我跟著唱了XD 03/28 18:28
96F：推 GaryFeng:靠么阿XDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 18:33
97F：推 Imhuang:XDD 03/28 18:51
98F：推 ian306141:我唱出來了XDDD 03/28 18:57
99F：推 hothotdog:煩耶XD 03/28 19:11
100F：推 cbr0627:XD 03/28 19:17
101F：推 crazypurple:有笑有推XD 03/28 19:18
102F：推 a12582002:不行啊 我跟著唱了XDDD 03/28 19:21
103F：→ vidoci:欠錢不還的背後狗群才搞得出來 03/28 19:25
104F：推 Lifz:跟著哼了XDDD 超會接 03/28 19:25
105F：推 wowkg21:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 19:25
106F：推 togs:我還是只想送他三個字而已 03/28 19:35
107F：推 wowowo60:哈哈 我受不了了 03/28 19:36
108F：推 yuh80929:幹XDDDDDDDD這推文有聲音XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 19:40
109F：推 tangkuai:XDDDDDD 03/28 19:44
110F：推 wlps:XDDDD 03/28 19:46
111F：推 thund:旋律冒出來了XDDDD 03/28 20:10
112F：推 winner27:1~7F的接的太漂亮了阿 XDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 20:40
113F：推 dreamworker2:太神太好笑啦XDDDDDDDDD 03/28 20:48
114F：推 goin90062:跟著唱了... 03/28 21:16
115F：→ k45446123:一個練完球回來被推爆 竟然是推文 囧 03/28 21:22
116F：推 Ekmund:靠北 旋律冒出來了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 21:33
117F：推 kadet:有笑有推 03/28 21:38
118F：推 hiyida:... 03/28 21:46
119F：推 wmznm:哈哈哈 03/28 22:09
120F：推 zmaxpower:有誰可以唱唱放在youtube，這會紅 03/28 22:25
121F：推 yl20649:超有梗XDDD 03/28 22:36
122F：推 pttchips:猛一個 03/28 22:39
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124F：推 hewittlin:無縫接軌 太流暢了 XD 03/28 22:46
125F：推 Rosenkreuz:太猛拉 03/28 23:09
126F：推 amy318:完全跟著唱了 靠腰XDDDDDDD 03/28 23:09
127F：推 tengni:太神了 不自覺跟著唱 求翻唱..... 03/28 23:13
128F：推 erixerix:天啊~~~推文怎麼這麼有梗 03/28 23:23
129F：推 PSRY:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 23:28
130F：推 kudoe:無意間就跟著唱了XDD 03/28 23:34
131F：→ kudoe:立法院應該要大合唱這首阿哈哈哈 03/28 23:35
132F：推 kk331c:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 03/28 23:35
133F：推 pooorson:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 23:36
134F：推 pchome282000:XDDDDDD 03/28 23:44
135F：→ lin765280:推XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 23:49
136F：推 imfeather:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 23:51
137F：推 isching:XDDDD 03/28 23:57
138F：推 pilipalabomb:XDDDDDDDDD 03/29 00:01
139F：推 juutilainen:不小心哼起來了 03/29 00:07
140F：推 iwillbeok:有聲音啊XDDDDDD 03/29 00:21
141F：推 eric712047:XDDDD 03/29 00:26
142F：推 lienlien:XD 03/29 00:31
144F：推 kazafQ:太神了XDDDDDD 03/29 00:37
145F：推 imren1214:超屌的啦XDDDDDD 03/29 00:48
146F：推 iucky68954:竟然很順的唱完了XDD 03/29 01:08
147F：推 q520p:竟然跟著唱了oh no 03/29 01:24
148F：推 b28932889:推文好神啊XD 03/29 01:24
149F：推 JY180:哈哈 03/29 02:10
150F：→ JY180:超神~! 03/29 02:11
151F：推 to3906:先朝聖 03/29 02:33
152F：推 asdtiop492:XDDD 03/29 02:39
153F：推 personal0972:太~神~啦~~~XD 03/29 02:52
154F：推 ttrome:XDDD 03/29 03:20
155F：推 CFfisher:XD 03/29 03:26
156F：推 imdog:煩死了 唱出來了啦 03/29 08:29
157F：推 dtonesla:XDDDDDDDD 03/29 08:53
158F：推 cwinny:推文XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 10:56
159F：推 lord1031:跟著唱了啦XXXD 03/29 10:57
160F：推 tingvictor:XDDDDD 03/29 11:10
161F：推 rainsilver:不懂 03/29 11:55
162F：推 trtc:看就看，不要握… 03/29 11:58
163F：→ tonyycool:3F 斷掉 破壞體驗 03/29 12:43
164F：推 destination:XDDDDDD 03/29 15:13
165F：推 beontop:不自主得跟著唱~~~ 03/29 18:52
166F：推 jessica810:XD 03/29 19:53
169F：推 chenlu0930:太可怕啦~~~ 03/29 20:30
170F：推 lolypa934153:XD 03/29 20:33
171F：推 xiaomi3:神推文 03/29 20:39
172F：推 xyz2240:跟著唱起來了 03/29 21:52
175F：推 skypimpeu:唱的好難.... 03/30 03:17
176F：→ Yie:XDDD 03/30 08:57
※ k45446123:轉錄至看板 Gossiping 03/30 11:57
178F：推 cloudwolf:XDD 03/30 12:01
179F：推 stratford:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/30 12:04
180F：推 NaiCha:XDDDDDDDDD 03/30 12:06
181F：推 colin1120:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/30 12:14
182F：推 oxq987456:拜託不要讓我在火車站笑的跟智障一樣XDDD 03/30 12:43
183F：推 vul310:神!! 03/30 12:47
184F：推 ha0118:朝聖XDDDDDDD 03/30 13:59
185F：推 iamjust150:神推文XDDD 03/30 15:10
186F：推 seasonsong:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 03/30 15:38
187F：推 namcp:神推文XDDD 03/30 16:49
188F：推 appleorlion:朝聖神推文XDDD 03/30 17:25
189F：推 kuaiphoto:神串留名~~~~~~~XDDDD 03/31 00:06
190F：推 cc02040326:髮線高的慘兮兮xDDDDD 03/31 01:40
191F：推 q7897894:靠北 害我不小心跟著哼!!!! 03/31 02:34
192F：→ cocoyan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/31 03:26
193F：推 jason13465:推～～ 03/31 08:47
194F：推 tyai:神串留名 03/31 09:52
195F：推 dog54317:朝聖 神推文 XDDD 03/31 14:56
196F：推 magicqw:太好笑了XD 03/31 20:08
197F：推 lunlun0802:XDDDDDDDDDDD 03/31 21:34
198F：推 oldcomer:朝聖推 04/01 14:52
199F：推 zz7856132:有聲音 04/01 18:11
200F：推 k145:朝聖推~~~ 04/08 03:56