作者orz007 ()
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標題[閒聊] 相機比女友好的28個理由
時間Sun Feb 27 21:00:49 2011
在吉他版看到以吉他為主角的版本
覺得可以套用在任何東西上
所以改成相機版本看看 XD
WHY CAMERA ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
*1. Camera don't get pregnant.
相機不會懷孕
*2. You can play your Camera any time of the month.
在一個月的每一天你都可以玩它
*3. Cameras don't have parents.
相機沒有父母
*4. Cameras don't whine... unless you want them to.
相機不會抱怨，除非你希望它這麼做
*5. You can share your Camera with your friends.
你可以和朋友分享你的相機
*6. Cameras don't care how many other Cameras you've played
相機不在乎你之前玩過多少台相機
*7. Cameras don't care how many other Cameras you have.
相機不在乎你現在擁有多少台相機
*8. Cameras don't care if you look at other Cameras.
相機不在乎你盯著另一台相機看
*9. Cameras don't care if you buy photograpic magazines.
相機不在乎你買攝影雜誌
*10. You'll never hear, "Surprise, you are going to proud father of a new
Camera" unless you go out to buy one yourself.
你永遠不會聽到"有個大驚喜 你是新相機的爸爸!" 除非你自己決定去買一台
*11. If your Camera is into the dust you can fix it for less than $3000.
3000元以內可以修入塵反光板，卻不夠修洗衣板
*12. Your Camera doesn't care if you never listen to it.
相機不在乎你不聽它說話
*13. Your Camera won't care if you leave up the toilet seat.
相機不在乎你上完廁所不放下坐墊
*14. You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Camera.
你不需要忌妒玩你相機的人
*15. If you say bad things to your Camera, you don't have to apologize
before you play it again.
如果你對相機發火，再次玩它前你不需要先道歉
*16. You can play your Camera as long as you want and it won't get sore.
無論拍多久，相機也不會感到疼
*17. You can stop playing your Camera as soon as you want and it won't get
frustrated.
你可以隨時停止玩你的相機，而不會感到挫折
*18. Your parents won't remain in touch with your old Camera after you dump
it.
你的父母不會跟被拋棄的舊相機保持聯繫
*19. Cameras don't get headaches.
相機不會頭疼
*20. Cameras don't insult you if you're a bad player.
即使你拍得不好，相機也不會輕蔑你
*21. Your Camera never wants a night out with the other Cameras.
相機晚上不會想和其他相機出去玩
*22. Cameras don't care if you're late.
相機不在乎你遲到
*23. You don't have to take a shower before you play your Camera.
拍照前你不需要先洗澡
*24. If your Camera doesn't look good you can refinish it or get new lens.
如果你的相機不好看，你可以貼補它或換新鏡頭
*25. You can play your Camera the first time you meet it, without having to
take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.
你可以在第一次看到你的新相機時就用它拍照，而不需要先帶它去吃燭光晚餐、
看電影、或見它媽媽
*26. The only protection you have to wear when playing your Camera is a
decent lens.
在用你的相機拍照時，唯一需要的保護只是個合適的鏡頭
*27. When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great time you had the
last time you played your Camera.
在公司裡，你可以與同事盡情談論上次玩相機的美好時光
*28 If you decide to part with an old Camera, you don't have to give up
half of everything you own.
如果你決定丟掉一把舊相機，你不需要放棄半數你目前擁有的東西
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◆ From: 114.32.151.165
1F：推 eeqqww112233:XDDDDD 02/27 21:01
※ 編輯: orz007 來自: 114.32.151.165 (02/27 21:03)
2F：→ gray48816:相機與女友為獨立事件,二元素選擇行為不互相影響,0分 02/27 21:07
3F：推 MisterHappy:超好笑的 02/27 21:08
4F：推 eeqqww112233:二樓.... 誰可以包我翻譯一下QQ" 02/27 21:08
5F：→ sai1268:相機雖然不會懷孕 但......會花錢領養一堆鏡頭回來 02/27 21:09
6F：推 tacogary:這個最早看過的版本是「電腦比女友好的理由」 XD 02/27 21:09
7F：推 DavinTsai:2F意思就是兩個是沒法比較的東西而且誰也不能取代誰 02/27 21:10
8F：推 tchialen:USB孔可以滿足你的奈米... 02/27 21:27
9F：→ gray48816:我只看第一條就直接end,相機雖不會懷孕,但卻無法中出XD 02/27 21:36
10F：→ yftzeng:你可以把鏡頭拆下 出在反光鏡上... 02/27 21:44
11F：推 linpo1206:相機不玩了可以丟給爸爸玩,但女友就.... 02/27 21:44
12F：推 onebow:如果相機能夠滿足你的性慾 我想我同意以上對於原PO是成立的 02/27 21:57
13F：→ joea2003:把鏡頭打洞然後... 02/27 21:59
14F：推 buyo:何必打洞 鏡頭扭下來機身不就一個... 02/27 22:02
15F：→ LoveEating:2f的幽默感,0婚 02/27 22:04
16F：推 vchenkoshe:2F邏緝100分 可是邏緝跟女生只能選一個 02/27 22:07
17F：推 an138:有洞60分啦！！！！ 02/27 22:16
18F：推 yftzeng:一個洞! 兩個洞! 三個洞! 五～洞～獎～ 02/27 22:33
19F：推 beingtp:那真的是噴反光鏡囉~~ 02/27 22:36
20F：推 KenzaV:相機跟女朋友的共通點 就是 "花錢" 02/27 22:53
21F：推 qk8121718:事實上 如果以普通能力下 玩相機比交女友省 02/27 23:11
22F：→ aal:覺得女友省 02/27 23:44
23F：推 winiel559:女友看運氣，可能可以省 相機可以自己決定要不要省~!! 02/27 23:47
24F：推 jsoccer:免錢的最貴 02/28 00:15
25F：推 cooltyus:那就娶個相機當老婆就好 02/28 00:15
26F：推 shunchao:XDD 02/28 00:31
27F：推 Hollowcorpse:相機不會在意你拍了多少正妹 02/28 01:37
28F：推 lovecmghs:XD 02/28 01:47
29F：推 vixen:我論版上強者會討論28點:換系統要失去多少配件或鏡頭 02/28 08:47
30F：推 jorden:玩相機跟交女友可以同時進行 02/28 10:51
31F：→ young315:功能不同不能比較~ 02/28 12:48
32F：推 yftzeng:以後生的孩子 頭頂不時會跳出內閃... 02/28 12:55