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标题[闲聊] 相机比女友好的28个理由
时间Sun Feb 27 21:00:49 2011
在吉他版看到以吉他为主角的版本
觉得可以套用在任何东西上
所以改成相机版本看看 XD
WHY CAMERA ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
*1. Camera don't get pregnant.
相机不会怀孕
*2. You can play your Camera any time of the month.
在一个月的每一天你都可以玩它
*3. Cameras don't have parents.
相机没有父母
*4. Cameras don't whine... unless you want them to.
相机不会抱怨，除非你希望它这麽做
*5. You can share your Camera with your friends.
你可以和朋友分享你的相机
*6. Cameras don't care how many other Cameras you've played
相机不在乎你之前玩过多少台相机
*7. Cameras don't care how many other Cameras you have.
相机不在乎你现在拥有多少台相机
*8. Cameras don't care if you look at other Cameras.
相机不在乎你盯着另一台相机看
*9. Cameras don't care if you buy photograpic magazines.
相机不在乎你买摄影杂志
*10. You'll never hear, "Surprise, you are going to proud father of a new
Camera" unless you go out to buy one yourself.
你永远不会听到"有个大惊喜 你是新相机的爸爸!" 除非你自己决定去买一台
*11. If your Camera is into the dust you can fix it for less than $3000.
3000元以内可以修入尘反光板，却不够修洗衣板
*12. Your Camera doesn't care if you never listen to it.
相机不在乎你不听它说话
*13. Your Camera won't care if you leave up the toilet seat.
相机不在乎你上完厕所不放下坐垫
*14. You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Camera.
你不需要忌妒玩你相机的人
*15. If you say bad things to your Camera, you don't have to apologize
before you play it again.
如果你对相机发火，再次玩它前你不需要先道歉
*16. You can play your Camera as long as you want and it won't get sore.
无论拍多久，相机也不会感到疼
*17. You can stop playing your Camera as soon as you want and it won't get
frustrated.
你可以随时停止玩你的相机，而不会感到挫折
*18. Your parents won't remain in touch with your old Camera after you dump
it.
你的父母不会跟被抛弃的旧相机保持联系
*19. Cameras don't get headaches.
相机不会头疼
*20. Cameras don't insult you if you're a bad player.
即使你拍得不好，相机也不会轻蔑你
*21. Your Camera never wants a night out with the other Cameras.
相机晚上不会想和其他相机出去玩
*22. Cameras don't care if you're late.
相机不在乎你迟到
*23. You don't have to take a shower before you play your Camera.
拍照前你不需要先洗澡
*24. If your Camera doesn't look good you can refinish it or get new lens.
如果你的相机不好看，你可以贴补它或换新镜头
*25. You can play your Camera the first time you meet it, without having to
take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.
你可以在第一次看到你的新相机时就用它拍照，而不需要先带它去吃烛光晚餐、
看电影、或见它妈妈
*26. The only protection you have to wear when playing your Camera is a
decent lens.
在用你的相机拍照时，唯一需要的保护只是个合适的镜头
*27. When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great time you had the
last time you played your Camera.
在公司里，你可以与同事尽情谈论上次玩相机的美好时光
*28 If you decide to part with an old Camera, you don't have to give up
half of everything you own.
如果你决定丢掉一把旧相机，你不需要放弃半数你目前拥有的东西
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1F：推 eeqqww112233:XDDDDD 02/27 21:01
※ 编辑: orz007 来自: 114.32.151.165 (02/27 21:03)
2F：→ gray48816:相机与女友为独立事件,二元素选择行为不互相影响,0分 02/27 21:07
3F：推 MisterHappy:超好笑的 02/27 21:08
4F：推 eeqqww112233:二楼.... 谁可以包我翻译一下QQ" 02/27 21:08
5F：→ sai1268:相机虽然不会怀孕 但......会花钱领养一堆镜头回来 02/27 21:09
6F：推 tacogary:这个最早看过的版本是「电脑比女友好的理由」 XD 02/27 21:09
7F：推 DavinTsai:2F意思就是两个是没法比较的东西而且谁也不能取代谁 02/27 21:10
8F：推 tchialen:USB孔可以满足你的奈米... 02/27 21:27
9F：→ gray48816:我只看第一条就直接end,相机虽不会怀孕,但却无法中出XD 02/27 21:36
10F：→ yftzeng:你可以把镜头拆下 出在反光镜上... 02/27 21:44
11F：推 linpo1206:相机不玩了可以丢给爸爸玩,但女友就.... 02/27 21:44
12F：推 onebow:如果相机能够满足你的性慾 我想我同意以上对於原PO是成立的 02/27 21:57
13F：→ joea2003:把镜头打洞然後... 02/27 21:59
14F：推 buyo:何必打洞 镜头扭下来机身不就一个... 02/27 22:02
15F：→ LoveEating:2f的幽默感,0婚 02/27 22:04
16F：推 vchenkoshe:2F逻缉100分 可是逻缉跟女生只能选一个 02/27 22:07
17F：推 an138:有洞60分啦！！！！ 02/27 22:16
18F：推 yftzeng:一个洞! 两个洞! 三个洞! 五～洞～奖～ 02/27 22:33
19F：推 beingtp:那真的是喷反光镜罗~~ 02/27 22:36
20F：推 KenzaV:相机跟女朋友的共通点 就是 "花钱" 02/27 22:53
21F：推 qk8121718:事实上 如果以普通能力下 玩相机比交女友省 02/27 23:11
22F：→ aal:觉得女友省 02/27 23:44
23F：推 winiel559:女友看运气，可能可以省 相机可以自己决定要不要省~!! 02/27 23:47
24F：推 jsoccer:免钱的最贵 02/28 00:15
25F：推 cooltyus:那就娶个相机当老婆就好 02/28 00:15
26F：推 shunchao:XDD 02/28 00:31
27F：推 Hollowcorpse:相机不会在意你拍了多少正妹 02/28 01:37
28F：推 lovecmghs:XD 02/28 01:47
29F：推 vixen:我论版上强者会讨论28点:换系统要失去多少配件或镜头 02/28 08:47
30F：推 jorden:玩相机跟交女友可以同时进行 02/28 10:51
31F：→ young315:功能不同不能比较~ 02/28 12:48
32F：推 yftzeng:以後生的孩子 头顶不时会跳出内闪... 02/28 12:55