作者oligoisgood (乃基)
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標題[轉錄][超幹] 加油遇到記者
時間Mon Apr 25 00:12:42 2011
※ [本文轉錄自 Hate 看板 #1Dj0d3SI ]
作者: s207555 (net) 看板: Hate
標題: [超幹] 加油遇到記者
時間: Sun Apr 24 19:30:09 2011
幹
今天加油遇到記者訪問
他說:先生 你不知道明天汽油降價嗎? 怎麼現在來加油?
幹你媽的 阿就沒油阿
不加油 我怎麼回家啊 幹他媽腦殘
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1F：→ daniel0530:我笑了 XD 04/24 19:30
2F：推 yangkaiyu:XD 04/24 19:30
3F：→ lesefish:XDDDDD帥氣 04/24 19:31
4F：→ LiLiBaby:XDDDDDD好好笑 04/24 19:31
※ daniel0530:轉錄至看板 joke 04/24 19:31
5F：→ lesefish:好好笑XDDDDDD 04/24 19:31
6F：→ flameteru:當場給他譙下去阿 04/24 19:31
7F：推 pt4692647:哈哈哈哈XDDD 04/24 19:31
8F：→ daniel0530:借轉 XD 04/24 19:32
9F：→ wGod:XDDDDDDD 04/24 19:32
10F：推 kimall:XD 04/24 19:33
11F：推 DDR2:XD 04/24 19:33
12F：推 a52051vik:XDDDDD 好險我今天沒去+ 04/24 19:34
13F：→ sucabe:朝聖!! 04/24 19:35
14F：推 DDRuby:哈哈 記者的問題都讓人匪夷所思 04/24 19:38
15F：→ may5566:記者:請問你對於今天收假回部隊有什麼感覺? 04/24 19:39
16F：→ may5566:我:幹你娘 04/24 19:39
17F：推 dearKK:朝聖XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 19:47
18F：→ huntersp:你真這樣回答嗎? 有錄音檔嗎? 04/24 19:47
19F：推 Ailkernoos:朝聖XD 04/24 19:52
20F：推 t20031210:來朝聖 哈哈 04/24 19:57
21F：推 belucky:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 19:58
22F：推 uj2003:朝聖 04/24 19:58
23F：推 w1230319:沒遇過記者，但我也情願別遇到記者朋友，敬謝不敏...! 04/24 20:00
24F：→ viviyo:朝聖 太好笑 04/24 20:01
25F：推 keika:好好笑XDDDD 04/24 20:03
26F：推 wewe10wewe:朝聖 記者素質真是....... 04/24 20:04
27F：推 you7662000:豪洨 04/24 20:07
28F：推 ko74652:應該不是真的這樣回答 這應該是心理os 哈哈哈 朝聖推 04/24 20:10
29F：推 dl4ulxo:XDDDD 04/24 20:15
我只有回他 : 阿就沒油阿 怎麼辦
※ 編輯: s207555 來自: 219.70.179.220 (04/24 20:18)
30F：推 bigbear94560:記者真的很沒腦耶 04/24 20:27
31F：→ Dropsangel:可以借轉FB嗎XDD 04/24 20:27
32F：推 Sam92215:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 20:29
33F：→ k6223520:朝聖~~ XD 04/24 20:29
34F：推 chenlytw:朝聖!!!!!!!!! 04/24 20:30
35F：→ chenlytw:哪一台呀 等等來看一下! 04/24 20:32
36F：推 pulifish:幹好北七XDD 04/24 20:34
37F：→ e31503:幹你媽的 阿就沒油阿XD 04/24 20:34
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※ getter5566:轉錄至看板 Gossiping 04/24 20:57
42F：推 F7:推啊 04/24 20:58
43F：推 ha0118:最後一句有跟他講嗎? XD 04/24 21:00
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47F：推 dearsean:朝聖!!!!!!! 04/24 21:04
48F：推 andy880036s:朝聖~~ 04/24 21:04
49F：推 fdvd:xD 04/24 21:05
50F：推 Zamie:朝聖!!! 04/24 21:05
51F：推 jason621:朝聖 04/24 21:07
52F：推 thepilot:朝聖XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 21:07
53F：→ hecticgem:朝聖哈哈哈哈哈哈 04/24 21:07
54F：→ LJWen:朝聖推XDDDDDDDDD 04/24 21:08
55F：推 shelley0522:朝聖推 04/24 21:09
56F：推 warewolf:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 21:10
57F：推 ditom:XDDD 04/24 21:11
58F：推 mickey2567:朝聖推`XDDD 04/24 21:12
59F：推 Csir:笑到死 04/24 21:13
60F：推 EIF693:朝聖推 04/24 21:13
61F：推 RobertShun:朝聖推XDDDD 04/24 21:14
62F：推 MattiaPasini:最後一句跟女支者講了 原PO大概要被告了XD (朝聖 04/24 21:15
63F：推 hanrock:有笑有推哈哈哈 太好笑了xddddddddd 04/24 21:16
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72F：推 TrueX67:朝聖XDDD 04/24 21:30
73F：推 nhpoppin1:界轉FBXDDDDDDDDD 04/24 21:33
74F：→ j758101:朝聖 XD 04/24 21:34
75F：推 pcshsky1201:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 21:40
76F：推 abxtpml56:朝聖XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 21:43
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78F：推 john520:我笑了 04/24 21:49
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81F：推 Mood310400:朝聖XD 04/24 21:59
82F：推 wuliou:朝聖XD 04/24 22:02
83F：→ XLARGE693:朝聖 04/24 22:05
84F：推 mybluesummer:朝聖 04/24 22:05
85F：推 sebu:XDDDD 04/24 22:07
86F：推 a601401:XDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 22:11
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91F：推 nanako81240:2011/01/24朝聖 04/24 22:18
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93F：推 demonfish:朝聖XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 22:22
94F：→ asd2260123:朝聖兒 04/24 22:24
95F：推 yoyoup:朝聖XD 04/24 22:25
96F：推 bulxia:朝聖XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 22:28
97F：推 adware0105:朝聖 04/24 22:36
98F：→ bbwei20:我大笑XDDDDDDD 04/24 22:36
99F：→ samhou6:朝聖 04/24 22:42
100F：推 steven5l5l:朝聖 04/24 22:44
101F：推 holocaust:果然記者都是智障 04/24 22:46
102F：推 youknew:朝聖YO 04/24 22:46
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104F：推 ihsly:朝聖XDDDDDDDD 原PO應該把OS說出來的XDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 23:06
105F：推 royalboy:面對鏡頭依然保持自我,順便講出事實XD 04/24 23:07
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109F：推 s86283:朝聖~ 04/24 23:39
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117F：推 rainbow52034:妓者，不意外。 04/25 00:07
118F：推 stephen0421:朝聖 04/25 00:11
119F：推 oligoisgood:借轉xddd 04/25 00:12
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120F：推 PPPGGG:記者....很意外嗎?不這樣問才意外 04/25 00:15
121F：推 web8226760:真威 04/25 01:53
122F：推 luckersong:阿幹就沒油阿XD 04/25 02:26
123F：→ tantomcat:老實說不太清楚轉這文來幹嘛= =... 04/25 02:50
124F：噓 darkicer:不好意思...我先開噓!這跟大葉有啥關係? 04/25 08:03
你的螞蟻文跟國軍骯賴文也跟大葉沒關係 你就可以po喔 zz
轉過來讓大家笑一下也不行? 不爽按右鍵 謝謝
125F：推 NEXTSTEP:也沒必要須吧！這總比無聊的租屋文又沒自介好 04/25 10:44
126F：→ NEXTSTEP:也許只是轉來讓大家笑一笑解解悶阿～ 04/25 10:44
127F：→ dre34317:帥氣 04/25 11:15
128F：推 DoubleGGYY:我機車95加到滿也才省1元左右... 04/25 13:05
129F：推 jke:現在的記者一個比一個還要腦包 04/25 13:42
130F：推 hungwei0810:今天92加了215元...好貴!Orz 04/25 14:08
131F：推 tila2009:超好笑XDDDDDDDDD 04/25 14:26
※ 編輯: oligoisgood 來自: 123.195.88.19 (04/25 15:01)
132F：→ darkicer:也對啦...不過你回文的口氣實在是不敢領教...XD 04/25 16:12
133F：→ darkicer:還有請看清楚我那是talk文...不是像你這種轉錄文! 04/25 16:14
134F：→ darkicer:通常轉錄的大多都是跟大葉有關的吧~ 04/25 16:15
135F：→ darkicer:我只不過問個跟大葉有啥關係竟然可以牽拖到我古早以前PO 04/25 16:22
136F：→ darkicer:的文章...還真夠酸的阿!! XDDD 04/25 16:23
137F：→ oligoisgood:沒辦法 有些人噓文的口氣我也領教的差不多了 04/25 23:06
138F：→ darkicer:我口氣已經算不錯了! 你還有的慢慢領教勒~ XD 04/25 23:13
139F：→ darkicer:我只是不想也把你之前的文章牽拖出來而已~不然照你的說法 04/25 23:14
140F：→ darkicer:你不能PO的比我還要多很多呢! XDD 04/25 23:15
141F：→ DYU5566:我之前PO一個大葉天蠶變都會被噓了 04/25 23:15
142F：→ darkicer:大葉天蠶變...我沒印象ㄝ! @.@a 應該不是我吧~ XD 04/25 23:17
143F：推 sam80:推一個. 04/25 23:42
144F：→ sam80:幫補血. 04/25 23:42
145F：推 lala1015:有一套~~借分享一下! 04/26 10:23
146F：推 f009870:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 12:38
147F：→ JOHN001123:不爭氣的....笑了 04/26 17:00
148F：推 jiaweilin:屌報了 記者怪怪的喔:D 04/26 17:47
149F：推 dog78104:有啥好噓... 04/27 01:10
150F：→ darkicer:說實在的~想一想我也想推回來!不過O大的口氣實在是令人不 04/27 13:34
151F：→ darkicer:快...= =a 04/27 13:34