作者oligoisgood (乃基)
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标题[转录][超干] 加油遇到记者
时间Mon Apr 25 00:12:42 2011
※ [本文转录自 Hate 看板 #1Dj0d3SI ]
作者: s207555 (net) 看板: Hate
标题: [超干] 加油遇到记者
时间: Sun Apr 24 19:30:09 2011
干
今天加油遇到记者访问
他说:先生 你不知道明天汽油降价吗? 怎麽现在来加油?
干你妈的 阿就没油阿
不加油 我怎麽回家啊 干他妈脑残
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◆ From: 219.70.179.220
1F：→ daniel0530:我笑了 XD 04/24 19:30
2F：推 yangkaiyu:XD 04/24 19:30
3F：→ lesefish:XDDDDD帅气 04/24 19:31
4F：→ LiLiBaby:XDDDDDD好好笑 04/24 19:31
※ daniel0530:转录至看板 joke 04/24 19:31
5F：→ lesefish:好好笑XDDDDDD 04/24 19:31
6F：→ flameteru:当场给他谯下去阿 04/24 19:31
7F：推 pt4692647:哈哈哈哈XDDD 04/24 19:31
8F：→ daniel0530:借转 XD 04/24 19:32
9F：→ wGod:XDDDDDDD 04/24 19:32
10F：推 kimall:XD 04/24 19:33
11F：推 DDR2:XD 04/24 19:33
12F：推 a52051vik:XDDDDD 好险我今天没去+ 04/24 19:34
13F：→ sucabe:朝圣!! 04/24 19:35
14F：推 DDRuby:哈哈 记者的问题都让人匪夷所思 04/24 19:38
15F：→ may5566:记者:请问你对於今天收假回部队有什麽感觉? 04/24 19:39
16F：→ may5566:我:干你娘 04/24 19:39
17F：推 dearKK:朝圣XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 19:47
18F：→ huntersp:你真这样回答吗? 有录音档吗? 04/24 19:47
19F：推 Ailkernoos:朝圣XD 04/24 19:52
20F：推 t20031210:来朝圣 哈哈 04/24 19:57
21F：推 belucky:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 19:58
22F：推 uj2003:朝圣 04/24 19:58
23F：推 w1230319:没遇过记者，但我也情愿别遇到记者朋友，敬谢不敏...! 04/24 20:00
24F：→ viviyo:朝圣 太好笑 04/24 20:01
25F：推 keika:好好笑XDDDD 04/24 20:03
26F：推 wewe10wewe:朝圣 记者素质真是....... 04/24 20:04
27F：推 you7662000:豪洨 04/24 20:07
28F：推 ko74652:应该不是真的这样回答 这应该是心理os 哈哈哈 朝圣推 04/24 20:10
29F：推 dl4ulxo:XDDDD 04/24 20:15
我只有回他 : 阿就没油阿 怎麽办
※ 编辑: s207555 来自: 219.70.179.220 (04/24 20:18)
30F：推 bigbear94560:记者真的很没脑耶 04/24 20:27
31F：→ Dropsangel:可以借转FB吗XDD 04/24 20:27
32F：推 Sam92215:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 20:29
33F：→ k6223520:朝圣~~ XD 04/24 20:29
34F：推 chenlytw:朝圣!!!!!!!!! 04/24 20:30
35F：→ chenlytw:哪一台呀 等等来看一下! 04/24 20:32
36F：推 pulifish:干好北七XDD 04/24 20:34
37F：→ e31503:干你妈的 阿就没油阿XD 04/24 20:34
38F：推 fcd:XDDD 04/24 20:35
39F：推 a711tina2002:XDDDD 04/24 20:35
40F：推 andy199113:XD 04/24 20:46
41F：推 halow:朝圣XD 04/24 20:54
※ getter5566:转录至看板 Gossiping 04/24 20:57
42F：推 F7:推啊 04/24 20:58
43F：推 ha0118:最後一句有跟他讲吗? XD 04/24 21:00
44F：推 c255120:朝圣推 04/24 21:01
45F：推 cherrywish:朝圣 04/24 21:02
46F：推 mike0327:朝圣XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 21:03
47F：推 dearsean:朝圣!!!!!!! 04/24 21:04
48F：推 andy880036s:朝圣~~ 04/24 21:04
49F：推 fdvd:xD 04/24 21:05
50F：推 Zamie:朝圣!!! 04/24 21:05
51F：推 jason621:朝圣 04/24 21:07
52F：推 thepilot:朝圣XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 21:07
53F：→ hecticgem:朝圣哈哈哈哈哈哈 04/24 21:07
54F：→ LJWen:朝圣推XDDDDDDDDD 04/24 21:08
55F：推 shelley0522:朝圣推 04/24 21:09
56F：推 warewolf:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 21:10
57F：推 ditom:XDDD 04/24 21:11
58F：推 mickey2567:朝圣推`XDDD 04/24 21:12
59F：推 Csir:笑到死 04/24 21:13
60F：推 EIF693:朝圣推 04/24 21:13
61F：推 RobertShun:朝圣推XDDDD 04/24 21:14
62F：推 MattiaPasini:最後一句跟女支者讲了 原PO大概要被告了XD (朝圣 04/24 21:15
63F：推 hanrock:有笑有推哈哈哈 太好笑了xddddddddd 04/24 21:16
64F：推 BanBan612:朝圣 04/24 21:17
65F：推 new970:朝圣推 04/24 21:17
66F：推 adamsung:朝圣 04/24 21:18
67F：推 soga102606:朝圣 04/24 21:19
68F：推 shwei2012:朝圣 04/24 21:21
69F：推 PttTime:朝圣 04/24 21:22
70F：推 Sgenius:朝圣 04/24 21:24
71F：推 oXnXo:朝圣 04/24 21:24
72F：推 TrueX67:朝圣XDDD 04/24 21:30
73F：推 nhpoppin1:界转FBXDDDDDDDDD 04/24 21:33
74F：→ j758101:朝圣 XD 04/24 21:34
75F：推 pcshsky1201:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 21:40
76F：推 abxtpml56:朝圣XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 21:43
77F：推 samedi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 21:43
78F：推 john520:我笑了 04/24 21:49
79F：推 zluck:朝圣 04/24 21:51
80F：推 benifty:XD 04/24 21:51
81F：推 Mood310400:朝圣XD 04/24 21:59
82F：推 wuliou:朝圣XD 04/24 22:02
83F：→ XLARGE693:朝圣 04/24 22:05
84F：推 mybluesummer:朝圣 04/24 22:05
85F：推 sebu:XDDDD 04/24 22:07
86F：推 a601401:XDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 22:11
87F：推 QOO5566:朝圣XDDDDDDDDD 04/24 22:12
88F：推 icewang526:朝圣XDD 04/24 22:13
89F：推 keroro752752:朝圣XDDDDDDD 04/24 22:15
90F：推 iuan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 22:17
91F：推 nanako81240:2011/01/24朝圣 04/24 22:18
92F：推 TiaraWei:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 22:20
93F：推 demonfish:朝圣XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 22:22
94F：→ asd2260123:朝圣儿 04/24 22:24
95F：推 yoyoup:朝圣XD 04/24 22:25
96F：推 bulxia:朝圣XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 22:28
97F：推 adware0105:朝圣 04/24 22:36
98F：→ bbwei20:我大笑XDDDDDDD 04/24 22:36
99F：→ samhou6:朝圣 04/24 22:42
100F：推 steven5l5l:朝圣 04/24 22:44
101F：推 holocaust:果然记者都是智障 04/24 22:46
102F：推 youknew:朝圣YO 04/24 22:46
103F：推 Refauth:朝圣+1 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 23:01
104F：推 ihsly:朝圣XDDDDDDDD 原PO应该把OS说出来的XDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 23:06
105F：推 royalboy:面对镜头依然保持自我,顺便讲出事实XD 04/24 23:07
106F：推 Virness:朝圣XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 23:11
107F：推 Heptane:朝圣XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 23:22
108F：推 sadfxx:朝圣XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 23:34
109F：推 s86283:朝圣~ 04/24 23:39
110F：推 KingKingCold:朝圣!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 04/24 23:44
111F：推 CYL009:朝圣XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 23:52
112F：推 JRxiao:水喔 04/24 23:56
113F：推 mp39999:朝圣 04/24 23:58
114F：推 craig100:朝圣!!! 04/24 23:58
115F：推 japanzara:朝圣!!!!!!!!!!!! 04/25 00:01
116F：推 uWay:朝圣~!! 04/25 00:01
117F：推 rainbow52034:妓者，不意外。 04/25 00:07
118F：推 stephen0421:朝圣 04/25 00:11
119F：推 oligoisgood:借转xddd 04/25 00:12
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120F：推 PPPGGG:记者....很意外吗?不这样问才意外 04/25 00:15
121F：推 web8226760:真威 04/25 01:53
122F：推 luckersong:阿干就没油阿XD 04/25 02:26
123F：→ tantomcat:老实说不太清楚转这文来干嘛= =... 04/25 02:50
124F：嘘 darkicer:不好意思...我先开嘘!这跟大叶有啥关系? 04/25 08:03
你的蚂蚁文跟国军肮赖文也跟大叶没关系 你就可以po喔 zz
转过来让大家笑一下也不行? 不爽按右键 谢谢
125F：推 NEXTSTEP:也没必要须吧！这总比无聊的租屋文又没自介好 04/25 10:44
126F：→ NEXTSTEP:也许只是转来让大家笑一笑解解闷阿～ 04/25 10:44
127F：→ dre34317:帅气 04/25 11:15
128F：推 DoubleGGYY:我机车95加到满也才省1元左右... 04/25 13:05
129F：推 jke:现在的记者一个比一个还要脑包 04/25 13:42
130F：推 hungwei0810:今天92加了215元...好贵!Orz 04/25 14:08
131F：推 tila2009:超好笑XDDDDDDDDD 04/25 14:26
※ 编辑: oligoisgood 来自: 123.195.88.19 (04/25 15:01)
132F：→ darkicer:也对啦...不过你回文的口气实在是不敢领教...XD 04/25 16:12
133F：→ darkicer:还有请看清楚我那是talk文...不是像你这种转录文! 04/25 16:14
134F：→ darkicer:通常转录的大多都是跟大叶有关的吧~ 04/25 16:15
135F：→ darkicer:我只不过问个跟大叶有啥关系竟然可以牵拖到我古早以前PO 04/25 16:22
136F：→ darkicer:的文章...还真够酸的阿!! XDDD 04/25 16:23
137F：→ oligoisgood:没办法 有些人嘘文的口气我也领教的差不多了 04/25 23:06
138F：→ darkicer:我口气已经算不错了! 你还有的慢慢领教勒~ XD 04/25 23:13
139F：→ darkicer:我只是不想也把你之前的文章牵拖出来而已~不然照你的说法 04/25 23:14
140F：→ darkicer:你不能PO的比我还要多很多呢! XDD 04/25 23:15
141F：→ DYU5566:我之前PO一个大叶天蚕变都会被嘘了 04/25 23:15
142F：→ darkicer:大叶天蚕变...我没印象ㄝ! @.@a 应该不是我吧~ XD 04/25 23:17
143F：推 sam80:推一个. 04/25 23:42
144F：→ sam80:帮补血. 04/25 23:42
145F：推 lala1015:有一套~~借分享一下! 04/26 10:23
146F：推 f009870:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 12:38
147F：→ JOHN001123:不争气的....笑了 04/26 17:00
148F：推 jiaweilin:屌报了 记者怪怪的喔:D 04/26 17:47
149F：推 dog78104:有啥好嘘... 04/27 01:10
150F：→ darkicer:说实在的~想一想我也想推回来!不过O大的口气实在是令人不 04/27 13:34
151F：→ darkicer:快...= =a 04/27 13:34