作者McTTy (小紅帽吃大野狼)
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標題[轉錄][無言] 好一個拒菸標語
時間Wed Dec 10 23:47:44 2008
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: JLY1110 (小婷家的布丁貓) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [無言] 好一個拒菸標語
時間: Thu Nov 13 15:07:18 2008
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((((吸煙有害身體健康...戒之戒之...)))) ~ 小警語
前兩天去小7買菸，排在一個中年男子後面!
中年男子:橘寶X一包，要吸煙有害健康的喔!
正妹店員回頭一陣翻找之後，開口了!
正妹店員:先生，不好意思喔^^~! 因為現在香菸的標語改了!
我們現在只有"吸煙會導致肺癌"跟"吸煙會導致性功能障礙"喔!
請問您是要肺癌還是性功能障礙^^~?
請問您是要肺癌還是性功能障礙^^~? ㄑ=A扣ONE
請問您是要肺癌還是性功能障礙^^~? ㄑ=A扣TWO
中年男子:(囧....) 肺癌好了!
正妹店員:好的!
==============結帳完畢換我了!==============
本人:......我也要一包橘寶X......!
正妹店員:好的! 那請問先生您也要肺癌嗎^^~? 還是您要性功能障礙^^~?
本人(囧....) 我也肺癌就好了...!
P.S.回家以後發現，肺癌的背面還是性功能障礙= =......!
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上天給了我一個機會認識妳
所以我把傳說中的真相PO出來
讓妳有機會說 ' 你是好人 '（指）
傳說：
http://www.wretch.cc/blog/mengru0728
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1F：推 z753951zxc:我可以要正妹嗎 11/13 15:10
2F：推 s9001111:五樓要樓上 11/13 15:11
3F：推 aleona:那個小七店員有受過拒煙的專業訓練XD 11/13 15:12
4F：推 alanli0804:XDXD~~我笑了 11/13 15:16
5F：推 wilsmart:現在煙的標語 真的是讓人看了會有點傻住 11/13 15:17
6F：推 HeavenIs:有笑有推XD 11/13 15:22
7F：推 faust4:還好我都沒在看的 (眼不見為淨 11/13 15:23
8F：推 aelous0501:哈~~真好笑~~^^ 11/13 15:26
9F：推 THEWORLDS:........ 11/13 15:28
10F：推 AMANOKANNA:有好笑 11/13 15:35
11F：推 diadia: JLY1113: 我選障礙的話 妳可以幫我一點忙麼?! 11/13 15:36
12F：推 protagonist:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 15:36
13F：推 kcball:這後勁好強 11/13 15:38
14F：推 anata:如果選性功能障礙 11/13 15:38
15F：→ anata:正妹店員:「您是性功能障礙嗎?好的~」 (甜笑) 11/13 15:39
16F：推 melodycandy:酸痛的腹部肌肉更酸痛了（哭） 11/13 15:40
17F：→ joy830:哈哈哈 11/13 15:40
18F：→ THEWORLDS:回店員:光說不練 不是英雄好漢 來一發你丟災 11/13 15:40
19F：推 swjlsc:melodycandy一定沒做海狗趴 11/13 15:43
20F：→ melodycandy:我就是做那個還有仰臥起坐...太久沒做 11/13 15:44
21F：推 kissmyjazz:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 15:51
22F：推 shinyhaung:這好笑XDDDDDDDDD 11/13 15:51
23F：推 cavamina:好煩的標語XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 15:52
24F：推 garykiko:我懂這個點....我也是煙蟲.... 11/13 15:53
25F：推 shenjou:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 15:54
26F：推 ethanol:XDDDDDDDD 11/13 15:55
27F：推 vml93:XD 11/13 15:55
28F：推 lalasugar:五樓好鎮定~ 11/13 15:55
29F：→ melodycandy:標語不同濃度不同嗎？ 11/13 15:57
30F：→ melodycandy:為什麼要特地挑有害健康的？ 11/13 15:58
31F：推 lovetyrano:xdxdxd 11/13 15:59
32F：推 asiaboy:味道有差吧...我抽黑惡魔 新舊味道不同 11/13 15:59
33F：推 hosrun:這個很強。。。那個店員不是一般的厲害。。。。 11/13 16:00
34F：推 jfain:新一批的都有標語 沒標語的可能放一陣子了 11/13 16:01
35F：→ melodycandy:ok..i see >_<b 11/13 16:01
36F：推 cafe4:董式基金會該找這個店員拍禁煙廣告XDDD 11/13 16:01
37F：推 marro:有夠好笑啦！不過我想身正妹店員的照片 XDDDDDDD 11/13 16:02
38F：推 ogerea:讀托福讀到一直想說為啥買菸會出現橘寶= = (暈) XDDDD 11/13 16:04
39F：推 jasonrice:有人來我家買七星 也都要有害健康的!!!聽說比較好!!! 11/13 16:05
40F：→ jasonrice:一條裡面好像只有兩包!!!也不知道好在哪邊~~~ 11/13 16:05
41F：推 sunluna:我要正咩!! 11/13 16:06
42F：推 sunluna:菊寶是哪一牌的 11/13 16:09
43F：推 GIPlove:好一笑xd~~~~推~~~ 11/13 16:11
44F：推 libramog:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 16:11
45F：推 chengjung:菸草不一樣 11/13 16:12
46F：推 ZXCWS:以前當店員 客人都叫號碼的 11/13 16:13
47F：推 Ithanks9527:XDDDDDD 11/13 16:13
48F：推 dasga:有笑有推...^^ 11/13 16:15
49F：推 dancingvito:這也有差噢哈哈哈 菊寶馬吧 !!? 11/13 16:15
50F：推 marker3622:我笑了 11/13 16:16
51F：推 cuttlefish:笑死了 7-11真是笨板的笑點來源大宗 11/13 16:16
52F：推 lingou:請問您是要肺癌還是性功能障礙^^~? 11/13 16:19
53F：推 cyivs33:有一說法是 字體打印在菸盒時的溫度 會影響菸的品質 11/13 16:19
54F：推 idex08654:XDDDDDD 好笑! 11/13 16:19
55F：→ cyivs33:所以有些人去買零售菸都會要求上面印的字比較少的 11/13 16:19
56F：→ melodycandy:所以字比較多會..？ 11/13 16:20
57F：推 cyivs33: 性功能障礙 11/13 16:21
58F：推 Hans14:"吸煙會導致正妹鄙視" 11/13 16:31
59F：推 madslake:哪像我...都直接喊七星一包.....簡潔有力 11/13 16:31
60F：推 an777:對我這種會收集煙盒的人來說是非常討厭的一件事。 11/13 16:33
61F：推 bluebarley:這個讚耶XDD 11/13 16:34
62F：推 s0071988js:請問您是要肺癌還是性功能障礙^^~? 有當板標的潛力喔XD 11/13 16:35
63F：推 lk:XDD 11/13 16:36
64F：推 faustchu:店員:你有受過"性功能障礙"的專業訓練嗎?? 11/13 16:37
65F：推 nodameQ:XDDDDDDDD 11/13 16:54
66F：推 hahahaman:這個有好笑到 11/13 16:57
67F：推 kelly9456:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 16:57
68F：推 cp394:我買的黑惡魔那些噁心的圖和奇怪的字是在外面的塑膠紙上 11/13 16:58
69F：→ cp394:撕掉包裝就看不到了 11/13 16:58
70F：→ cp394:小7的黑惡魔換包裝之後味道真的有變，很奇怪 11/13 16:59
71F：推 mgtylu:不得不推,太好笑了...... 11/13 17:02
72F：推 puddingko:很好笑耶 11/13 17:04
73F：推 hercheles:好笑` 11/13 17:05
74F：→ judges:XD 11/13 17:07
75F：推 Waterpig:要肺癌還是性功能障礙^^~? 挑戰版標吧~XD 11/13 17:09
76F：推 KTXNS:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 17:09
77F：推 crli:我論煙盒會大賣 然後各家名牌相繼設計煙盒www 11/13 17:13
78F：推 NaibseL:笑到不行了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 17:14
79F：推 hawk1110:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 17:17
80F：推 crueangel:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 17:17
81F：→ insethry:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 17:17
82F：推 fish3932000:吸煙有害肺臟和子孫 11/13 17:17
83F：推 faze:XDDDD 11/13 17:34
84F：推 lydiascorpio:哈 11/13 17:36
85F：推 imcate:在辦公室偷上笨版，忍不住偷偷的竊笑XDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 17:38
86F：推 mohlue:這個店員好棒XDDDD 11/13 17:44
87F：推 missyou0914:酷斃了ＸＤ 應該說 我都不要 我要外帶妳的心 11/13 17:47
88F：推 fhvx: 正妹：科科，剛剛那兩個好笨唷！一面印一種啊～ 11/13 17:48
89F：推 adadk:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 17:49
90F：推 aegius1r:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 17:49
91F：推 howardlai:太好笑了 XD 11/13 17:52
92F：推 CleverKY:XDDDDD 11/13 17:57
DDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 18:27
93F：推 kevin75218:借轉 11/13 18:29
※ kevin75218:轉錄至某隱形看板 11/13 18:29
94F：→ even2300471:XDDDDDDD 11/13 18:34
95F：推 nimby:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 18:39
96F：推 blackbelt:好好笑XDDDDD 11/13 18:39
97F：推 winping:當選今日最好笑~~XXXXXXXXXD 11/13 18:40
98F：推 ilove305mmm:xD 11/13 18:41
99F：推 wlcard:XD 11/13 18:43
100F：推 LordXavier:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 18:43
101F：推 XD9527:XD 11/13 18:44
102F：推 FCKDIY:XD 11/13 18:48
103F：推 btfy:XD 11/13 18:50
104F：推 janshyang:正妹;你的是性功能障礙?好的!沒問題! 11/13 18:54
105F：推 aka79019:XDDD 11/13 18:58
106F：推 asdf45610:XD 正妹轉頭說:你剛說是性功能障礙對吧?? 11/13 19:00
107F：推 noul:路過幫推~ 11/13 19:04
108F：推 t0545783:XDDD 11/13 19:04
109F：推 Yie:XDD 11/13 19:06
110F：推 swiland:太好笑啦 ~XDDDD 11/13 19:07
111F：推 dragon7652:爆 11/13 19:08
112F：推 pcshsky1201:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 19:08
113F：推 ilikenini:XDDD 11/13 19:12
114F：推 zaqwsxcde:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 19:13
115F：推 Waterpig:版標！版標！版標！版標！版標！版標！版標！再推一次... 11/13 19:15
116F：推 nancy14bass:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 19:20
117F：推 iyonNokia:XDD 正妹:店長~那個彈老二的要性功能障礙~ 11/13 19:23
118F：推 ipodid:超好笑XD 11/13 19:26
119F：推 dafeiiiii:好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 19:31
120F：推 smallken0410:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 19:33
121F：推 iozs:後勁好強XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 19:38
122F：推 romabody:我的是"吸菸害人害己"...沒有肺癌和性功能障礙XD 11/13 19:39
123F：推 tomin:XDDD 11/13 19:41
124F：推 flying8021:XDDDDDDDD 11/13 19:49
125F：→ qqaie:好好笑XD 11/13 19:52
126F：推 yu16:太好笑啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 19:53
127F：推 LonyIce:XD 11/13 19:58
128F：推 vgh:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 19:58
※ deltaguita:轉錄至看板 NTUST_Talk 11/13 20:01
129F：推 lan168:XDDDDDDDDDDD害我笑好久 11/13 20:07
130F：推 voyned:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 20:09
131F：推 vanilla6:好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 20:28
※ anonymity3:轉錄至某隱形看板 11/13 20:31
132F：推 jackyy123:這女店員真是...XD 11/13 20:34
133F：推 quietvox:這女店員太強了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 20:38
134F：推 sesattle:是圖會讓人傻眼吧.... 11/13 20:55
135F：推 belucky:帥耶好個美女店員 11/13 20:56
136F：推 chunptt:這超好笑的 XDD 11/13 20:57
137F：推 evelyn055:政府真該頒個獎給這位店員XDDDDDDDDD阿,我胃抽筋了XDDD 11/13 20:58
138F：推 iicc15:XDDDDDDD超好笑的!! 11/13 21:07
139F：推 IMlucy:由此可知 男人都是要面子的!! 11/13 21:09
140F：推 crazyL:女店員真是令人傻眼XD 哈哈 11/13 21:10
141F：推 pegtom:正妹：性功能障礙和肺癌(抽起來)有什麼差別? (天真貌) 11/13 21:13
142F：推 RWAllenL:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 21:21
143F：推 jessie122435:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 21:26
144F：推 wahu825:乾~樓上有梗XDDDDD... 11/13 21:28
145F：推 idhsin:看到雜誌上香菸廣告上面的標語"導致性功能障礙"真的很酷 11/13 21:32
146F：推 basuzima:好好笑~哈哈 11/13 21:35
147F：推 automemory:哈 真的很好笑XD 11/13 21:41
148F：→ automemory:肺癌是女生生前生後都舒服 性功能障礙是看不見時才舒 11/13 21:41
149F：推 chosbird:有笑點~~哈哈哈 11/13 21:45
150F：推 alvin1210000:有笑有推 11/13 22:12
151F：推 beautylin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 22:13
※ HELLRAIDER:轉錄至看板 joke 11/13 22:16
152F：噓 stussy:兩年前看過了.. 11/13 22:24
153F：推 spicy520:爆! 11/13 22:24
154F：推 hubert716:給他爆 圖殺來~~ 11/13 22:25
155F：推 Johnny2006:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 22:34
156F：推 ru04ul4:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 22:37
157F：推 rsy:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 22:39
158F：推 littlepp205:XDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 22:41
159F：推 loading1:好好笑 11/13 22:45
160F：推 ibulondong:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD幹超好笑 11/13 22:54
161F：推 MadStanley:XDDDDD 11/13 22:56
162F：推 cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 23:06
163F：推 wayne7919:XDDDDD借轉~ 11/13 23:14
※ wayne7919:轉錄至看板 TFSHS69th115 11/13 23:14
164F：推 hgjj77:身為小七店員 這真的很好笑XDDDDD 11/13 23:40
165F：推 shadowmoon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 23:41
166F：推 tomh25:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 23:53
167F：推 justin76416:結果原po除了肺癌 還有性功能障礙= = 11/14 00:11
168F：推 w9070030: 還有孔鏘癌(口腔癌) 11/14 00:36
169F：推 carrhung:以前看過...還是給推~ 國外的香煙包裝比這些標語更妙XD 11/14 00:41
170F：推 babyjoyce:XDDDDDD 11/14 00:54
171F：推 cacay:孔鏘癌的照片好痾心 超討厭的 = =+ 11/14 01:03
172F：推 finalvote:XDDDD 11/14 01:03
173F：推 ZoZs:有笑有推 11/14 01:14
174F：推 monkeyFJU:XDDDD 11/14 01:19
175F：推 NONOLO:我要肺癌 欸~ 性功能障礙好像也不錯~ 11/14 01:36
176F：推 wwa928:有笑有推 11/14 01:48
177F：推 ZENY: 有笑有推 11/14 02:19
178F：推 asami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 02:45
179F：推 gify0712:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 02:48
180F：推 cystine:大笑有推 11/14 03:01
181F：推 alwaysyawen:我上次買了紅當發現盒盖上嘴巴好噁心當下把盒蓋撕了.. 11/14 03:17
原推文恕刪﹨(╯▽╰)∕(太多了)
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明年的元月份要實行新的菸害防制法規
但是卻不見校園內抽菸人數的減少(反而更猖獗地在標語前抽(⊙o⊙))
所以貼來給各位佛光鄉民們看看
希望各位板友可以在大笑之餘
也不忘提醒身邊的癮君子
為了健康 也為了其他人健康
少抽點菸唄( ′-`)y-～(誤)
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您要肺癌嗎^^~? 還是要性功能障礙^^~?
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※ 編輯: McTTy 來自: 140.111.165.250 (12/10 23:58)
182F：→ xxofight:5樓想要用降魔杵教訓您 12/11 04:02
183F：推 l037985589:一樓已經掏出老衲的降魔杵緒待勢發了 12/11 12:52
184F：→ GreenNicky:上面兩層都好糟糕.... 12/12 19:54
185F：推 xxofight:3樓更加糟糕 (菸)︿(￣︶￣)︿ 12/12 23:25