作者McTTy (小红帽吃大野狼)
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标题[转录][无言] 好一个拒菸标语
时间Wed Dec 10 23:47:44 2008
※ [本文转录自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: JLY1110 (小婷家的布丁猫) 看板: StupidClown
标题: [无言] 好一个拒菸标语
时间: Thu Nov 13 15:07:18 2008
本篇文章的梗，可能需要会抽菸OR从事过便利商店夜才看的懂!
((((吸烟有害身体健康...戒之戒之...)))) ~ 小警语
前两天去小7买菸，排在一个中年男子後面!
中年男子:橘宝X一包，要吸烟有害健康的喔!
正妹店员回头一阵翻找之後，开口了!
正妹店员:先生，不好意思喔^^~! 因为现在香菸的标语改了!
我们现在只有"吸烟会导致肺癌"跟"吸烟会导致性功能障碍"喔!
请问您是要肺癌还是性功能障碍^^~?
请问您是要肺癌还是性功能障碍^^~? ㄑ=A扣ONE
请问您是要肺癌还是性功能障碍^^~? ㄑ=A扣TWO
中年男子:(囧....) 肺癌好了!
正妹店员:好的!
==============结帐完毕换我了!==============
本人:......我也要一包橘宝X......!
正妹店员:好的! 那请问先生您也要肺癌吗^^~? 还是您要性功能障碍^^~?
本人(囧....) 我也肺癌就好了...!
P.S.回家以後发现，肺癌的背面还是性功能障碍= =......!
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上天给了我一个机会认识你
所以我把传说中的真相PO出来
让你有机会说 ' 你是好人 '（指）
传说：
http://www.wretch.cc/blog/mengru0728
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1F：推 z753951zxc:我可以要正妹吗 11/13 15:10
2F：推 s9001111:五楼要楼上 11/13 15:11
3F：推 aleona:那个小七店员有受过拒烟的专业训练XD 11/13 15:12
4F：推 alanli0804:XDXD~~我笑了 11/13 15:16
5F：推 wilsmart:现在烟的标语 真的是让人看了会有点傻住 11/13 15:17
6F：推 HeavenIs:有笑有推XD 11/13 15:22
7F：推 faust4:还好我都没在看的 (眼不见为净 11/13 15:23
8F：推 aelous0501:哈~~真好笑~~^^ 11/13 15:26
9F：推 THEWORLDS:........ 11/13 15:28
10F：推 AMANOKANNA:有好笑 11/13 15:35
11F：推 diadia: JLY1113: 我选障碍的话 你可以帮我一点忙麽?! 11/13 15:36
12F：推 protagonist:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 15:36
13F：推 kcball:这後劲好强 11/13 15:38
14F：推 anata:如果选性功能障碍 11/13 15:38
15F：→ anata:正妹店员:「您是性功能障碍吗?好的~」 (甜笑) 11/13 15:39
16F：推 melodycandy:酸痛的腹部肌肉更酸痛了（哭） 11/13 15:40
17F：→ joy830:哈哈哈 11/13 15:40
18F：→ THEWORLDS:回店员:光说不练 不是英雄好汉 来一发你丢灾 11/13 15:40
19F：推 swjlsc:melodycandy一定没做海狗趴 11/13 15:43
20F：→ melodycandy:我就是做那个还有仰卧起坐...太久没做 11/13 15:44
21F：推 kissmyjazz:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 15:51
22F：推 shinyhaung:这好笑XDDDDDDDDD 11/13 15:51
23F：推 cavamina:好烦的标语XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 15:52
24F：推 garykiko:我懂这个点....我也是烟虫.... 11/13 15:53
25F：推 shenjou:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 15:54
26F：推 ethanol:XDDDDDDDD 11/13 15:55
27F：推 vml93:XD 11/13 15:55
28F：推 lalasugar:五楼好镇定~ 11/13 15:55
29F：→ melodycandy:标语不同浓度不同吗？ 11/13 15:57
30F：→ melodycandy:为什麽要特地挑有害健康的？ 11/13 15:58
31F：推 lovetyrano:xdxdxd 11/13 15:59
32F：推 asiaboy:味道有差吧...我抽黑恶魔 新旧味道不同 11/13 15:59
33F：推 hosrun:这个很强。。。那个店员不是一般的厉害。。。。 11/13 16:00
34F：推 jfain:新一批的都有标语 没标语的可能放一阵子了 11/13 16:01
35F：→ melodycandy:ok..i see >_<b 11/13 16:01
36F：推 cafe4:董式基金会该找这个店员拍禁烟广告XDDD 11/13 16:01
37F：推 marro:有够好笑啦！不过我想身正妹店员的照片 XDDDDDDD 11/13 16:02
38F：推 ogerea:读托福读到一直想说为啥买菸会出现橘宝= = (晕) XDDDD 11/13 16:04
39F：推 jasonrice:有人来我家买七星 也都要有害健康的!!!听说比较好!!! 11/13 16:05
40F：→ jasonrice:一条里面好像只有两包!!!也不知道好在哪边~~~ 11/13 16:05
41F：推 sunluna:我要正咩!! 11/13 16:06
42F：推 sunluna:菊宝是哪一牌的 11/13 16:09
43F：推 GIPlove:好一笑xd~~~~推~~~ 11/13 16:11
44F：推 libramog:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 16:11
45F：推 chengjung:菸草不一样 11/13 16:12
46F：推 ZXCWS:以前当店员 客人都叫号码的 11/13 16:13
47F：推 Ithanks9527:XDDDDDD 11/13 16:13
48F：推 dasga:有笑有推...^^ 11/13 16:15
49F：推 dancingvito:这也有差噢哈哈哈 菊宝马吧 !!? 11/13 16:15
50F：推 marker3622:我笑了 11/13 16:16
51F：推 cuttlefish:笑死了 7-11真是笨板的笑点来源大宗 11/13 16:16
52F：推 lingou:请问您是要肺癌还是性功能障碍^^~? 11/13 16:19
53F：推 cyivs33:有一说法是 字体打印在菸盒时的温度 会影响菸的品质 11/13 16:19
54F：推 idex08654:XDDDDDD 好笑! 11/13 16:19
55F：→ cyivs33:所以有些人去买零售菸都会要求上面印的字比较少的 11/13 16:19
56F：→ melodycandy:所以字比较多会..？ 11/13 16:20
57F：推 cyivs33: 性功能障碍 11/13 16:21
58F：推 Hans14:"吸烟会导致正妹鄙视" 11/13 16:31
59F：推 madslake:哪像我...都直接喊七星一包.....简洁有力 11/13 16:31
60F：推 an777:对我这种会收集烟盒的人来说是非常讨厌的一件事。 11/13 16:33
61F：推 bluebarley:这个赞耶XDD 11/13 16:34
62F：推 s0071988js:请问您是要肺癌还是性功能障碍^^~? 有当板标的潜力喔XD 11/13 16:35
63F：推 lk:XDD 11/13 16:36
64F：推 faustchu:店员:你有受过"性功能障碍"的专业训练吗?? 11/13 16:37
65F：推 nodameQ:XDDDDDDDD 11/13 16:54
66F：推 hahahaman:这个有好笑到 11/13 16:57
67F：推 kelly9456:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 16:57
68F：推 cp394:我买的黑恶魔那些恶心的图和奇怪的字是在外面的塑胶纸上 11/13 16:58
69F：→ cp394:撕掉包装就看不到了 11/13 16:58
70F：→ cp394:小7的黑恶魔换包装之後味道真的有变，很奇怪 11/13 16:59
71F：推 mgtylu:不得不推,太好笑了...... 11/13 17:02
72F：推 puddingko:很好笑耶 11/13 17:04
73F：推 hercheles:好笑` 11/13 17:05
74F：→ judges:XD 11/13 17:07
75F：推 Waterpig:要肺癌还是性功能障碍^^~? 挑战版标吧~XD 11/13 17:09
76F：推 KTXNS:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 17:09
77F：推 crli:我论烟盒会大卖 然後各家名牌相继设计烟盒www 11/13 17:13
78F：推 NaibseL:笑到不行了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 17:14
79F：推 hawk1110:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 17:17
80F：推 crueangel:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 17:17
81F：→ insethry:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 17:17
82F：推 fish3932000:吸烟有害肺脏和子孙 11/13 17:17
83F：推 faze:XDDDD 11/13 17:34
84F：推 lydiascorpio:哈 11/13 17:36
85F：推 imcate:在办公室偷上笨版，忍不住偷偷的窃笑XDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 17:38
86F：推 mohlue:这个店员好棒XDDDD 11/13 17:44
87F：推 missyou0914:酷毙了ＸＤ 应该说 我都不要 我要外带你的心 11/13 17:47
88F：推 fhvx: 正妹：科科，刚刚那两个好笨唷！一面印一种啊～ 11/13 17:48
89F：推 adadk:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 17:49
90F：推 aegius1r:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 17:49
91F：推 howardlai:太好笑了 XD 11/13 17:52
92F：推 CleverKY:XDDDDD 11/13 17:57
DDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 18:27
93F：推 kevin75218:借转 11/13 18:29
※ kevin75218:转录至某隐形看板 11/13 18:29
94F：→ even2300471:XDDDDDDD 11/13 18:34
95F：推 nimby:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 18:39
96F：推 blackbelt:好好笑XDDDDD 11/13 18:39
97F：推 winping:当选今日最好笑~~XXXXXXXXXD 11/13 18:40
98F：推 ilove305mmm:xD 11/13 18:41
99F：推 wlcard:XD 11/13 18:43
100F：推 LordXavier:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 18:43
101F：推 XD9527:XD 11/13 18:44
102F：推 FCKDIY:XD 11/13 18:48
103F：推 btfy:XD 11/13 18:50
104F：推 janshyang:正妹;你的是性功能障碍?好的!没问题! 11/13 18:54
105F：推 aka79019:XDDD 11/13 18:58
106F：推 asdf45610:XD 正妹转头说:你刚说是性功能障碍对吧?? 11/13 19:00
107F：推 noul:路过帮推~ 11/13 19:04
108F：推 t0545783:XDDD 11/13 19:04
109F：推 Yie:XDD 11/13 19:06
110F：推 swiland:太好笑啦 ~XDDDD 11/13 19:07
111F：推 dragon7652:爆 11/13 19:08
112F：推 pcshsky1201:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 19:08
113F：推 ilikenini:XDDD 11/13 19:12
114F：推 zaqwsxcde:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 19:13
115F：推 Waterpig:版标！版标！版标！版标！版标！版标！版标！再推一次... 11/13 19:15
116F：推 nancy14bass:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 19:20
117F：推 iyonNokia:XDD 正妹:店长~那个弹老二的要性功能障碍~ 11/13 19:23
118F：推 ipodid:超好笑XD 11/13 19:26
119F：推 dafeiiiii:好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 19:31
120F：推 smallken0410:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 19:33
121F：推 iozs:後劲好强XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 19:38
122F：推 romabody:我的是"吸菸害人害己"...没有肺癌和性功能障碍XD 11/13 19:39
123F：推 tomin:XDDD 11/13 19:41
124F：推 flying8021:XDDDDDDDD 11/13 19:49
125F：→ qqaie:好好笑XD 11/13 19:52
126F：推 yu16:太好笑啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 19:53
127F：推 LonyIce:XD 11/13 19:58
128F：推 vgh:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 19:58
※ deltaguita:转录至看板 NTUST_Talk 11/13 20:01
129F：推 lan168:XDDDDDDDDDDD害我笑好久 11/13 20:07
130F：推 voyned:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 20:09
131F：推 vanilla6:好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 20:28
※ anonymity3:转录至某隐形看板 11/13 20:31
132F：推 jackyy123:这女店员真是...XD 11/13 20:34
133F：推 quietvox:这女店员太强了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 20:38
134F：推 sesattle:是图会让人傻眼吧.... 11/13 20:55
135F：推 belucky:帅耶好个美女店员 11/13 20:56
136F：推 chunptt:这超好笑的 XDD 11/13 20:57
137F：推 evelyn055:政府真该颁个奖给这位店员XDDDDDDDDD阿,我胃抽筋了XDDD 11/13 20:58
138F：推 iicc15:XDDDDDDD超好笑的!! 11/13 21:07
139F：推 IMlucy:由此可知 男人都是要面子的!! 11/13 21:09
140F：推 crazyL:女店员真是令人傻眼XD 哈哈 11/13 21:10
141F：推 pegtom:正妹：性功能障碍和肺癌(抽起来)有什麽差别? (天真貌) 11/13 21:13
142F：推 RWAllenL:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 21:21
143F：推 jessie122435:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 21:26
144F：推 wahu825:乾~楼上有梗XDDDDD... 11/13 21:28
145F：推 idhsin:看到杂志上香菸广告上面的标语"导致性功能障碍"真的很酷 11/13 21:32
146F：推 basuzima:好好笑~哈哈 11/13 21:35
147F：推 automemory:哈 真的很好笑XD 11/13 21:41
148F：→ automemory:肺癌是女生生前生後都舒服 性功能障碍是看不见时才舒 11/13 21:41
149F：推 chosbird:有笑点~~哈哈哈 11/13 21:45
150F：推 alvin1210000:有笑有推 11/13 22:12
151F：推 beautylin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 22:13
※ HELLRAIDER:转录至看板 joke 11/13 22:16
152F：嘘 stussy:两年前看过了.. 11/13 22:24
153F：推 spicy520:爆! 11/13 22:24
154F：推 hubert716:给他爆 图杀来~~ 11/13 22:25
155F：推 Johnny2006:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 22:34
156F：推 ru04ul4:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 22:37
157F：推 rsy:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 22:39
158F：推 littlepp205:XDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 22:41
159F：推 loading1:好好笑 11/13 22:45
160F：推 ibulondong:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD干超好笑 11/13 22:54
161F：推 MadStanley:XDDDDD 11/13 22:56
162F：推 cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 23:06
163F：推 wayne7919:XDDDDD借转~ 11/13 23:14
※ wayne7919:转录至看板 TFSHS69th115 11/13 23:14
164F：推 hgjj77:身为小七店员 这真的很好笑XDDDDD 11/13 23:40
165F：推 shadowmoon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 23:41
166F：推 tomh25:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 23:53
167F：推 justin76416:结果原po除了肺癌 还有性功能障碍= = 11/14 00:11
168F：推 w9070030: 还有孔锵癌(口腔癌) 11/14 00:36
169F：推 carrhung:以前看过...还是给推~ 国外的香烟包装比这些标语更妙XD 11/14 00:41
170F：推 babyjoyce:XDDDDDD 11/14 00:54
171F：推 cacay:孔锵癌的照片好痾心 超讨厌的 = =+ 11/14 01:03
172F：推 finalvote:XDDDD 11/14 01:03
173F：推 ZoZs:有笑有推 11/14 01:14
174F：推 monkeyFJU:XDDDD 11/14 01:19
175F：推 NONOLO:我要肺癌 欸~ 性功能障碍好像也不错~ 11/14 01:36
176F：推 wwa928:有笑有推 11/14 01:48
177F：推 ZENY: 有笑有推 11/14 02:19
178F：推 asami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 02:45
179F：推 gify0712:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 02:48
180F：推 cystine:大笑有推 11/14 03:01
181F：推 alwaysyawen:我上次买了红当发现盒盖上嘴巴好恶心当下把盒盖撕了.. 11/14 03:17
原推文恕删﹨(╯▽╰)∕(太多了)
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明年的元月份要实行新的菸害防制法规
但是却不见校园内抽菸人数的减少(反而更猖獗地在标语前抽(⊙o⊙))
所以贴来给各位佛光乡民们看看
希望各位板友可以在大笑之余
也不忘提醒身边的瘾君子
为了健康 也为了其他人健康
少抽点菸呗( ′-`)y-～(误)
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您要肺癌吗^^~? 还是要性功能障碍^^~?
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182F：→ xxofight:5楼想要用降魔杵教训您 12/11 04:02
183F：推 l037985589:一楼已经掏出老衲的降魔杵绪待势发了 12/11 12:52
184F：→ GreenNicky:上面两层都好糟糕.... 12/12 19:54
185F：推 xxofight:3楼更加糟糕 (菸)︿(￣︶￣)︿ 12/12 23:25