※ 引述《mayfirst (2010AL冠軍遊騎兵)》之銘言： : Reggie Bush should probably stay away from Twitter for a while. After : tweeting about his potential final days in New Orleans during the draft, Bush : ruffled some feathers by making fun of being locked out. Saying that he was : enjoying his time on the beach instead of, you know, trying to get better at : football. : And almost immediately, Bush tried to play the thing off by claiming it was a : joke. Hey Reggie, considering that “Hey, we were just joking about having an : agent pay for my parents’ house in San Diego,” didn’t work, why did you : think that this would fly? : And if you are not going to actually take responsibility for your texts like : Rashard Mendenhall, at least be more creative with your fibs. Kind of like : when you had to tell former girlfriend Kim Kardashian that her reality TV : show was really good or that Bruce Jenner‘s face looked totally normal while : you were dating. : So, I’ll do you a favor Reggie, and give you some excuses to use the next : time you find yourself in hot water for one of your tweets. Just please, don’ : t use the whole “my account was hacked” excuse. : 10. I thought this would be the best way for me to get a reality TV series. : 9. I’m still drunk from the Royal Wedding. : 8. My dog ate my phone. : 7. Winning! : 6. I wanted them to talk about me on “Total Access.” : 5. I butt-texted you from my pocket. : 4. Your phone must be displaying my tweets incorrectly. : 3. That wasn’t me, I was re-tweeting Gary Busey. : 2. At least I didn’t side with Osama bin Laden. : 1. I failed my concussion test. 我想我可以就我認識解釋這十點 尚有討論空間 十 有曝光就有可能有製作單位找你拍reality show 加上前女友 Kim Kardashian 也是活躍於娛樂界 九 我還在英國皇室婚禮趴體的宿醉中未醒 八 如字面 七 這是諷刺Charlie Sheen最近老番顛發明的新口號 六 NFL Total Access是一個討論美足的節目 顯然最近Bush被討論度偏低 五 我坐到我的手機才不小心發了簡訊 四 你的手機怪怪 無法正確顯示我的twitter發文 三 如字面 二 如字面 一 我的腦震盪測試未過 （就是有腦震蕩） : 看不太懂作者到底在酸什麼，不過人紅是非多倒是真的....(第二個我看的懂XDDD) : 新聞來源: : http://blogs.nfl.com/2011/05/10/ten-excuses-for-reggie-bush/?module= : HP_spotlight 我也是美足迷 大學跟職業都愛 希望可以多找同好 住在ＬＡ 請多多指教 --

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