※ 引述《mayfirst (2010AL冠军游骑兵)》之铭言： : Reggie Bush should probably stay away from Twitter for a while. After : tweeting about his potential final days in New Orleans during the draft, Bush : ruffled some feathers by making fun of being locked out. Saying that he was : enjoying his time on the beach instead of, you know, trying to get better at : football. : And almost immediately, Bush tried to play the thing off by claiming it was a : joke. Hey Reggie, considering that “Hey, we were just joking about having an : agent pay for my parents’ house in San Diego,” didn’t work, why did you : think that this would fly? : And if you are not going to actually take responsibility for your texts like : Rashard Mendenhall, at least be more creative with your fibs. Kind of like : when you had to tell former girlfriend Kim Kardashian that her reality TV : show was really good or that Bruce Jenner‘s face looked totally normal while : you were dating. : So, I’ll do you a favor Reggie, and give you some excuses to use the next : time you find yourself in hot water for one of your tweets. Just please, don’ : t use the whole “my account was hacked” excuse. : 10. I thought this would be the best way for me to get a reality TV series. : 9. I’m still drunk from the Royal Wedding. : 8. My dog ate my phone. : 7. Winning! : 6. I wanted them to talk about me on “Total Access.” : 5. I butt-texted you from my pocket. : 4. Your phone must be displaying my tweets incorrectly. : 3. That wasn’t me, I was re-tweeting Gary Busey. : 2. At least I didn’t side with Osama bin Laden. : 1. I failed my concussion test. 我想我可以就我认识解释这十点 尚有讨论空间 十 有曝光就有可能有制作单位找你拍reality show 加上前女友 Kim Kardashian 也是活跃於娱乐界 九 我还在英国皇室婚礼趴体的宿醉中未醒 八 如字面 七 这是讽刺Charlie Sheen最近老番颠发明的新口号 六 NFL Total Access是一个讨论美足的节目 显然最近Bush被讨论度偏低 五 我坐到我的手机才不小心发了简讯 四 你的手机怪怪 无法正确显示我的twitter发文 三 如字面 二 如字面 一 我的脑震荡测试未过 （就是有脑震荡） : 看不太懂作者到底在酸什麽，不过人红是非多倒是真的....(第二个我看的懂XDDD) : 新闻来源: : http://blogs.nfl.com/2011/05/10/ten-excuses-for-reggie-bush/?module= : HP_spotlight 我也是美足迷 大学跟职业都爱 希望可以多找同好 住在ＬＡ 请多多指教 --

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