大家好, 我又來了, 這幾天正值寒流來襲, 但看了這篇可能會更冷, 哈... 原文網址: http://ppt.cc/gUyt Jarvis Cocker Likes Tight Underwear 標題: 賈伯偏好緊身內衣褲 Jarvis Cocker hates the feeling of looser underwear and always insists on tight garments. 賈伯痛恨寬鬆內衣的感覺, 且他始終堅持穿著緊身服裝 Jarvis Cocker only wears tight-fitting underpants. 賈伯只接受超貼身內褲 (他喜歡緊緊的包覆感, 跟女性貼身用品廣告完全相反) The Pulp star refuses to wear baggy boxer shorts as he hates the lack of support they offer. 這位Pulp巨星拒絕穿著寬鬆的拳擊式短褲裝, 只因為它們無法提供足夠的包覆性 He said: "I'm wearing American Apparel Y-fronts. Not boxers. I find that boxers provide insufficient support." 他說道: "我喜歡穿著美式緊身短褲, 而沒寬鬆型的. 我發現寬鬆短褲支撐力不太夠" (是要支撐什麼東西啊? 羞羞) Underwear is not the only item of clothing Jarvis has strong feelings about. 內衣褲並非唯一一種被賈伯嫌棄包覆性不夠的衣物類型 The 47-year-old singer also hates donning swimming trunks and other beachwear as his 6ft 2in height makes it difficult for him to look stylish. 這位已經年屆不惑之齡的47歲主唱也討厭穿著游泳短褲與其他海灘褲, 因為穿著這些衣物會讓6呎2吋的他看起來像總是晉級沒品味大賽的山崎(誤) He explained: "I've been known to wear swimming trunks. But only when I'm swimming. You won't find me sauntering around a beach in a pair of trunks. I'd look totally ridiculous and people would laugh at me. It's good to know your limits. Swimming trunks might work for the George Michaels of the world, but they don't work for me. 他進一步說明, 我是有穿過游泳短褲啦! 但那只有當我正在游泳時, 你絕對沒機會看到我穿著它在海灘上優閒散步逛大街, 那只會讓我看起來很可笑, 知道自己有多少金兩是很重要的. 或許對喬治麥可這類傢伙, 游泳短褲會適合他, 但我相信我不是喬治麥可 "It's easy to make sartorial mistakes when the weather gets hot. I've tried walking around in shorts, but it's not a good look on me. In a pair of shorts I resemble a very large grasshopper. I prefer a nice pair of long canvas trousers, a shirt and sandals." 當夏天逐漸到來時, 穿著打扮是很容易被時尚專家拿來作為茶餘飯後閒聊話題的. 我會想盡辦法穿輕薄些, 但總是不適合我 那只會讓我看起來像是一隻巨大的蝗蟲 (讓我想到似乎兒童時代的童書中確實有這號角色, 還帶著拳擊手套哩!) 想想索隆吧! 你能想像平常紳士裝扮的香吉士穿著他那兜當布的樣子嗎? 你懂的,是吧! --

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