大家好, 我又来了, 这几天正值寒流来袭, 但看了这篇可能会更冷, 哈... 原文网址: http://ppt.cc/gUyt Jarvis Cocker Likes Tight Underwear 标题: 贾伯偏好紧身内衣裤 Jarvis Cocker hates the feeling of looser underwear and always insists on tight garments. 贾伯痛恨宽松内衣的感觉, 且他始终坚持穿着紧身服装 Jarvis Cocker only wears tight-fitting underpants. 贾伯只接受超贴身内裤 (他喜欢紧紧的包覆感, 跟女性贴身用品广告完全相反) The Pulp star refuses to wear baggy boxer shorts as he hates the lack of support they offer. 这位Pulp巨星拒绝穿着宽松的拳击式短裤装, 只因为它们无法提供足够的包覆性 He said: "I'm wearing American Apparel Y-fronts. Not boxers. I find that boxers provide insufficient support." 他说道: "我喜欢穿着美式紧身短裤, 而没宽松型的. 我发现宽松短裤支撑力不太够" (是要支撑什麽东西啊? 羞羞) Underwear is not the only item of clothing Jarvis has strong feelings about. 内衣裤并非唯一一种被贾伯嫌弃包覆性不够的衣物类型 The 47-year-old singer also hates donning swimming trunks and other beachwear as his 6ft 2in height makes it difficult for him to look stylish. 这位已经年届不惑之龄的47岁主唱也讨厌穿着游泳短裤与其他海滩裤, 因为穿着这些衣物会让6尺2寸的他看起来像总是晋级没品味大赛的山崎(误) He explained: "I've been known to wear swimming trunks. But only when I'm swimming. You won't find me sauntering around a beach in a pair of trunks. I'd look totally ridiculous and people would laugh at me. It's good to know your limits. Swimming trunks might work for the George Michaels of the world, but they don't work for me. 他进一步说明, 我是有穿过游泳短裤啦! 但那只有当我正在游泳时, 你绝对没机会看到我穿着它在海滩上优闲散步逛大街, 那只会让我看起来很可笑, 知道自己有多少金两是很重要的. 或许对乔治麦可这类家伙, 游泳短裤会适合他, 但我相信我不是乔治麦可 "It's easy to make sartorial mistakes when the weather gets hot. I've tried walking around in shorts, but it's not a good look on me. In a pair of shorts I resemble a very large grasshopper. I prefer a nice pair of long canvas trousers, a shirt and sandals." 当夏天逐渐到来时, 穿着打扮是很容易被时尚专家拿来作为茶余饭後闲聊话题的. 我会想尽办法穿轻薄些, 但总是不适合我 那只会让我看起来像是一只巨大的蝗虫 (让我想到似乎儿童时代的童书中确实有这号角色, 还带着拳击手套哩!) 想想索隆吧! 你能想像平常绅士装扮的香吉士穿着他那兜当布的样子吗? 你懂的,是吧! --

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