作者chicocute (森林裡的喵)
看板StupidClown
標題[無言] 我家老爸......
時間Sun Apr 8 00:00:49 2007
笨版第一po
話說我是一個青春洋溢(?)的大學生
這幾天連假,難得從台北回台中老家陪伴父母,彩衣娛親
剛剛進洗手間
咦?我們家竟然用"炫彩拉拉"衛生紙耶~那不是很貴嗎????
沒想到一向愛買便宜貨,並且以此自豪的老爹竟然會買那麼高級的衛生紙!!
於是出來之後,我就開口問老爹:
"你怎麼會買那麼貴的衛生紙阿???"
老爹說:
"因為他很好擦阿,我用那種便宜的衛生紙屁股都很痛耶"
"而且你不覺得小狗很可愛嗎?(羞)"
我的內心只有一整個冏
除了冏之外
我心裡同時還想著,你未免也太有赤子之心了吧~
正當這個moment
老爹緩緩的接了下一句:
"而且這樣可以餵小狗吃大便耶......"
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