作者chicocute (森林里的喵)
看板StupidClown
标题[无言] 我家老爸......
时间Sun Apr 8 00:00:49 2007
笨版第一po
话说我是一个青春洋溢(?)的大学生
这几天连假,难得从台北回台中老家陪伴父母,彩衣娱亲
刚刚进洗手间
咦?我们家竟然用"炫彩拉拉"卫生纸耶~那不是很贵吗????
没想到一向爱买便宜货,并且以此自豪的老爹竟然会买那麽高级的卫生纸!!
於是出来之後,我就开口问老爹:
"你怎麽会买那麽贵的卫生纸阿???"
老爹说:
"因为他很好擦阿,我用那种便宜的卫生纸屁股都很痛耶"
"而且你不觉得小狗很可爱吗?(羞)"
我的内心只有一整个冏
除了冏之外
我心里同时还想着,你未免也太有赤子之心了吧~
正当这个moment
老爹缓缓的接了下一句:
"而且这样可以喂小狗吃大便耶......"
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3F：推 PetitDan:我仆街了....我还有两包拉拉卫生纸 该用吗？ 04/08 00:15
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11F：推 danielgogogo:真的很好擦 我都用那个的 04/08 00:40
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13F：推 evabird:XDDDDDDDDDDD 其实2楼故意推错文XD 04/08 00:43
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17F：推 dlovesy:我也笑了 很好笑! 哈哈哈哈 04/08 01:24
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19F：推 suwithlove:我妈也是爱用者XDD 04/08 01:34
20F：推 jason452001:有笑到啦～～～原来可以喂狗吃大便！！！ 04/08 01:43
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24F：推 happycoser:狗改不了吃屎 的意思吗XDDDDDDDD 04/08 02:11
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26F：推 crazychick: "而且这样可以喂小狗吃大便耶......" 04/08 02:45
27F：推 LACENI:..................................... 04/08 03:04
28F：推 imageimage:笑出来了 我的天阿 哇哈哈哈哈 很好笑 XD 04/08 03:39
29F：推 Loofah1008:原 PO 的爸爸超酷炫!!!! 04/08 04:21
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38F：推 CREERing:XDDDD 原po爸好妙 04/08 10:01
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47F：推 RedDevils:狗改不了吃屎啊 04/08 12:31
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49F：推 looher:XDDDD 你老爹好样的 哈哈哈~ 04/08 12:58
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55F：推 Cyanite:哈哈哈哈～～～～喂小狗吃大便哪 04/08 13:38
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64F：→ franreaac:1喂小狗吃大便是怎样?! 04/08 15:34
65F：推 angies:你爸接的这句话还真经典 04/08 15:58
66F：推 bee0306:你爹喜欢看小狗吃大便!? 04/08 16:02
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74F：推 kgis210921:很有赤子之心的老伯 04/08 18:57
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103F：推 isharn:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑了.. 04/09 20:49
104F：推 yoyophs:狗改不了吃屎~~XD 04/09 21:47
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108F：推 sorrowing:我爸也是觉得狗很可爱买来擦屁股+1 XDD 04/10 04:34
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