作者ELYSEMI (花)
看板StupidClown
標題[恍神] 燒臘便當
時間Fri Oct 3 02:18:19 2008
之前上課要從早上連續上到下午
所以中午打電話訂便當的重責大任就落在我身上
連續訂了好幾次的燒臘便當之後 那一天..還是訂燒臘便當
以下接電話的老闆簡稱"闆"
我: 喂 老闆 我要外送
闆: 送哪裡?
我: 北新路OOXX....
闆: 要訂什麼
我: 三寶四個
闆: 三寶四個 (老闆都會覆誦一次)
我: 油雞一個 (os:油雞就油雞 幹麻寫油G啦~)
闆: 油雞一個
我: 叉燒兩個
闆: 叉燒兩個
我: 燒鴨三個 (os:很煩耶 又是誰寫燒ㄚ啦~ 燒鴨就燒鴨咩~ 怒!)
闆: 燒鴨三個
我: 機歪 三個 !!
機歪 三個 !!
機歪 三個 !!
機歪 三個 !!
機歪 三個 !! ( 愣!! 我說了什麼 O_Oa )
闆: ......... (沉默~ 沉默~ 沉默~)
全班大笑 !!!!!
頓時發現自己做了什麼蠢事>"<
真想找個地洞鑽進去 但是電話還在我手上
我: 雞鴨 是雞鴨三個 (雞鴨 -> GY -> 機歪)
闆: 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!!!!!! (老闆整個爆笑出來 我聽到電話的那頭至少三個人在大笑)
可惡~ 到底是誰挖了一個洞給我跳!!!
總之後來老闆來送便當的時候我覺得太丟臉就躲到陽台去了
據說老闆笑的很燦爛~
然後那天的雞鴨便當肉特別多 蓋滿整個便當
據說是因為老闆在做雞鴨變當的時候一直笑一直笑 肉就一直切一直切~
真的好丟臉>"< (泣)
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※ 編輯: ELYSEMI 來自: 125.225.129.49 (10/03 02:19)
1F：推 applepies:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD…來份GY 10/03 02:20
2F：推 mayciy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 02:38
3F：推 misa0519:XDDDDDDDDDDDD一直切一直切XDDD 10/03 02:42
4F：→ noonee:出個糗就換那麼多肉 也值得了~ 10/03 02:46
5F：推 jones999:5樓的來個GY XDDDDD..... 10/03 02:47
6F：推 leefish42:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 02:54
7F：推 kim4549: 老闆: 終於有人肯買了( ′▽`)-o█ -(〒﹏〒-) 10/03 02:55
8F：推 typedevil:原PO正妹 10/03 03:00
9F：推 Barett:我笑了XD 10/03 03:06
10F：推 NEETENIN:老闆！機歪來三個！ 10/03 03:20
11F：→ love5036:我也要GG 10/03 03:45
12F：推 duomaxwelltw:XDDDDDDDDDDDD GY+1 10/03 04:03
13F：推 justparry:push！版標！老闆！「GY三個！」 10/03 04:12
14F：推 dogboss:北新路...淡?? 10/03 04:37
15F：推 aax:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 05:29
16F：推 alanMM:GY一份 10/03 05:58
17F：推 cindy2714:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 肉就一直切 一直切 哈哈哈 10/03 08:34
18F：推 adai:切 切 切 GY GY GY GY GY 10/03 08:36
19F：推 joeodagiri:XDDDDD很可愛的故事 10/03 08:40
20F：推 stad:XDDDDDDD 10/03 08:40
21F：推 sorry1803:學弟?! 10/03 08:59
22F：推 baliallin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD GY大好 10/03 09:13
23F：推 octopusy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 09:25
24F：推 ashurocold:GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 10/03 09:28
25F：推 mylover20:XD 10/03 09:31
26F：→ spicy520:沒人發現5樓自婊... 10/03 09:48
27F：推 angelmars:有笑有推 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 10:19
28F：推 secretpear:XD 有糗到捏~呵 10/03 10:26
29F：推 sunnytutor:讚 這招可以讓肉變大塊 (筆記) 10/03 10:27
30F：→ secretpear:(舉手)我有發現5樓自婊… 10/03 10:27
31F：推 e188920:花生人蔘大樹......哈哈 10/03 10:37
32F：推 dragon7652:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 10:45
33F：推 sugar1017:大園嗎..XD 10/03 10:54
34F：推 asnakep:一直切一直切一直切一直切一直切一直切一直切XDD 10/03 11:09
35F：推 Lordskylimit:有好笑到耶...上班中讓我狂笑真好 10/03 11:10
36F：推 ericchung198:切切切 10/03 11:25
37F：推 a908350614:訂雞鴨飯的賺到了~~~ 10/03 11:33
38F：推 alan3150:有老闆切肉的畫面XD 10/03 11:36
39F：推 funnyway:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 11:40
40F：推 meillian:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 11:47
41F：推 howard0409:好像是淡江的一員~~ 10/03 12:33
42F：推 eprockers010:改天我也來一份GY好了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 12:36
43F：推 outhere:一直切一直笑一直切一直笑一直切一直笑一直切一直笑XDDDDD 10/03 12:37
44F：推 abortivefrog:我一個雞鴨! 這樣老闆給很多肉也很好耶~ 10/03 12:52
45F：推 twfoxy:五樓自婊XDDDD 10/03 12:54
46F：推 zoefiat:XDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 12:56
47F：推 lzhhilly:五樓自婊 XD XDD 10/03 13:01
48F：推 shadowmoon:糗到爆 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 13:24
49F：推 deans: (舉手)我有發現5樓自婊…+1 10/03 13:29
50F：推 iamnotasus:雞鴨變當??? 看到五樓自婊+1 10/03 13:39
51F：推 enginef:真的很好笑~~~呵....哈....呼.... 10/03 13:43
52F：推 sophia225513:一直笑一直笑 肉就一直切一直切 XDD 10/03 13:51
53F：推 wendy9239:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 14:01
54F：推 AGIknight:XDDDDDDDDDDDdd 10/03 14:09
55F：推 quietvox:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 14:11
56F：推 ha0118:發現5樓自婊+1 10/03 14:46
57F：推 future108:發現5樓自婊+1 10/03 15:18
58F：推 sheep0811:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 15:37
59F：推 ildivo:我一直笑一直笑..... 10/03 15:50
60F：→ Yie:XDD 10/03 15:54
61F：推 suki611:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 16:15
62F：推 iozs:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 16:16
63F：推 tewari:XDDD 10/03 16:30
64F：推 mirrorz:GY可能比較貴哦 XDD 10/03 16:33
65F：推 windsumi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 10/03 16:35
66F：→ mnnmmn:gygy 10/03 17:02
67F：推 hilda1112:老闆:把招牌改成機歪便當好了... 10/03 17:11
68F：推 qqsunboy:五樓自婊 ......+1 10/03 17:21
69F：推 RoxanneLi:很糟糕的一篇 我在計中狂笑不止... 10/03 17:29
70F：推 terry75824:老闆好無辜喔 接電話也被罵gy= =xd 10/03 17:42
71F：推 leonova:淡江吼~~ 我笑了!! 10/03 17:57
72F：推 lala0314:一直切~一直切~一~~直~~切!! 哈哈哈哈哈 太好笑了! 10/03 18:13
73F：推 vi000246:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 18:23
74F：推 happys425:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD這招好用(筆記) 10/03 18:55
75F：推 Flarebigeye:有笑有推~ 10/03 19:05
76F：推 bettyling:機歪三個XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 19:20
77F：推 victorcoo:XD 10/03 19:38
78F：推 e79711:五樓自婊再+1 10/03 19:45
79F：推 xxx3677:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 19:56
80F：推 seven7777777:肉就一直切 一直切 10/03 20:02
81F：推 yayaffs:北新路？是同一個就推！ 10/03 20:13
82F：推 mayday7710:五樓自婊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 20:25
83F：推 p19841111:北新路不是新店嗎?? 10/03 20:29
84F：推 lazywings:淡江也有~是梁記還是阿公岩?? 10/03 20:31
85F：推 tchk1101:發現五樓自表~我要跟原PO講~ 10/03 20:41
86F：推 howardfang:笑到噴淚了...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 20:59
87F：推 joy71:推GY XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 21:04
88F：推 cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 21:12
89F：推 voguehan:發現五樓自婊+1 10/03 21:56
90F：推 starjuice:寫G、D、丫都是為了方便啊 10/03 22:18
91F：推 stevely:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 22:53
92F：推 mai7855:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 22:59
93F：推 peteranny:老闆: GY要加錢 10/03 23:16
94F：推 hank61204:科科 10/03 23:35
95F：推 urasea:一直笑一直笑 肉就一直切一直切 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 23:43
96F：推 orangelee516:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/04 00:07
97F：推 Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/04 00:09
98F：推 singingo:我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/04 00:21
99F：推 iamkenwu1008:下回我試試XDDDDDDDDD 10/04 00:25
100F：推 LCHEN:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/04 00:35
101F：推 wayne651:我高中打電話訂燒臘也做過XD 10/04 00:37
102F：→ jengting2:哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDD 10/04 00:44
103F：推 cuccoss:有笨到XD老闆人好好啊~ 10/04 01:15
104F：推 yuki7733:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/04 01:22
105F：推 asgard1991:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/04 01:31
106F：推 kotric:GY99 10/04 01:38
107F：推 mike0820:一直笑一直笑 肉就一直切一直切 10/04 02:13
108F：推 Coldfengzi:沒發現GY裡面有臘腸嗎? 10/04 02:39
109F：推 tsaofan:哈哈哈 笑不停 哈哈哈 10/04 02:42
110F：推 owndestiny:哈哈哈我大笑了XDDDDDD 10/04 03:08
111F：推 RWAllenL:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/04 03:37
112F：推 DHMB:我大笑了 10/04 08:59
113F：推 wwe24862:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/04 09:10
114F：推 warn99:淡水??...梁記?? 10/04 09:13
115F：推 hoojoshua:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/04 09:30
116F：推 loading1:推老闆ㄧ直切 10/04 09:32
117F：推 howhow:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/04 09:49
118F：→ NB11:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/04 10:02
119F：推 kalijason:XD 10/04 11:55
120F：推 ielin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 大爆笑 10/04 11:57
121F：推 bforest:GY3個XDDDDDD 10/04 13:01
122F：推 StranGhost:GY便當好吃...... 10/04 13:02
123F：推 SuzieKo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/04 13:03
124F：推 lovelala729:xd................................ 10/04 13:10
125F：推 kiving:XDDDD 10/04 13:13
126F：推 richday:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/04 13:54
127F：推 englwings:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/04 14:40
128F：推 qwqw46:好雞歪~~ 10/04 14:45
129F：推 zana:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/04 14:51
130F：推 function310:XD 10/04 15:24
131F：推 rubychengru:XDDDDDDDDDDD 10/04 17:01
132F：推 yuyula:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/04 19:16
133F：推 sandymirror:五樓愛自婊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/04 19:33
134F：推 sshain:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/04 20:17
135F：推 shikiDS:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/04 21:32
136F：推 Waleela:淡江的嗎XD 10/04 23:50
137F：推 loveshow38:淡江阿公岩?? 10/05 02:53
138F：推 Kansei:後勁太強啦XDDD 10/05 13:11
139F：推 irene0903:看到五樓自婊+1 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/05 15:39
140F：推 PIGTrue:好賤XDDDDDDDDDD 10/05 15:59
141F：推 kuenzhi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/05 17:30
※ shaoan:轉錄至看板 TA_AN 10/05 17:49
142F：推 airsportx:淡大的喔!? 10/05 18:43
143F：推 atomas:有笑有推! 10/05 19:17
144F：推 yamakimiko:看到北新路我就想到淡江人 10/05 21:53
145F：推 linyap:淡大人幫推.... 10/05 22:17
146F：推 wffakhr:推推推~~~淡大人~~~ 10/05 23:23
147F：推 popqoq:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/06 00:35
148F：推 cyclonekkk:推淡江!!! 10/06 00:49
149F：推 frank1165:北新路推! 10/06 01:33
150F：推 bigstupid:上站77次 《文章篇數》8篇 (優:11/劣:0) 優文>總篇數? 10/06 09:27
151F：→ hck6523: bigstupid不來笨版還能去哪?!新警察 ID也很貼切 10/06 13:18
152F：→ killualove:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/07 03:00
153F：推 supremebape:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/07 06:45
154F：推 lydia1988:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 10/07 19:45
155F：→ Aseven:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/08 01:02
156F：推 mcfish07:看完後，我笑了1分多鐘~~~~~~~~~ 太好笑了!!! 10/08 16:50
157F：推 nkanka2020:這篇太好笑了… 10/09 00:54
158F：推 eatman:是阿公岩還是梁記? 10/09 08:30
159F：推 superwave:是哪一家快說啊！！！！！！！! 10/09 21:02
160F：推 linjemin:GY99...............................老巴哈人 10/09 22:20
161F：推 CHRISTINA19:有些餐廳服務生為了快速記單都會在點單上寫Ｇ代替雞XD 10/13 02:21
162F：推 mihforever:我喜歡阿公岩XDD 10/13 10:22
163F：推 LDDT:XD 10/14 14:29
164F：推 jerrychai25:五樓自爆 10/14 16:07
165F：推 sea4504:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/22 15:46
※ sea4504:轉錄至看板 NCU_CME96_B 10/22 15:46
166F：推 aqns13:肉就一直切一直切 XDDDDDD 10/23 22:42
※ zlyeah:轉錄至看板 NTHU_STAT94 11/18 02:22
167F：推 kyodo:老闆 我也要機歪 三個 !! 12/19 17:03
168F：推 haddi:推淡江XDDD 06/15 17:05