作者ELYSEMI (花)
看板StupidClown
标题[恍神] 烧腊便当
时间Fri Oct 3 02:18:19 2008
之前上课要从早上连续上到下午
所以中午打电话订便当的重责大任就落在我身上
连续订了好几次的烧腊便当之後 那一天..还是订烧腊便当
以下接电话的老板简称"板"
我: 喂 老板 我要外送
板: 送哪里?
我: 北新路OOXX....
板: 要订什麽
我: 三宝四个
板: 三宝四个 (老板都会覆诵一次)
我: 油鸡一个 (os:油鸡就油鸡 干麻写油G啦~)
板: 油鸡一个
我: 叉烧两个
板: 叉烧两个
我: 烧鸭三个 (os:很烦耶 又是谁写烧ㄚ啦~ 烧鸭就烧鸭咩~ 怒!)
板: 烧鸭三个
我: 机歪 三个 !!
机歪 三个 !!
机歪 三个 !!
机歪 三个 !!
机歪 三个 !! ( 愣!! 我说了什麽 O_Oa )
板: ......... (沉默~ 沉默~ 沉默~)
全班大笑 !!!!!
顿时发现自己做了什麽蠢事>"<
真想找个地洞钻进去 但是电话还在我手上
我: 鸡鸭 是鸡鸭三个 (鸡鸭 -> GY -> 机歪)
板: 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!!!!!! (老板整个爆笑出来 我听到电话的那头至少三个人在大笑)
可恶~ 到底是谁挖了一个洞给我跳!!!
总之後来老板来送便当的时候我觉得太丢脸就躲到阳台去了
据说老板笑的很灿烂~
然後那天的鸡鸭便当肉特别多 盖满整个便当
据说是因为老板在做鸡鸭变当的时候一直笑一直笑 肉就一直切一直切~
真的好丢脸>"< (泣)
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※ 编辑: ELYSEMI 来自: 125.225.129.49 (10/03 02:19)
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3F：推 misa0519:XDDDDDDDDDDDD一直切一直切XDDD 10/03 02:42
4F：→ noonee:出个糗就换那麽多肉 也值得了~ 10/03 02:46
5F：推 jones999:5楼的来个GY XDDDDD..... 10/03 02:47
6F：推 leefish42:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 02:54
7F：推 kim4549: 老板: 终於有人肯买了( ′▽`)-o█ -(〒﹏〒-) 10/03 02:55
8F：推 typedevil:原PO正妹 10/03 03:00
9F：推 Barett:我笑了XD 10/03 03:06
10F：推 NEETENIN:老板！机歪来三个！ 10/03 03:20
11F：→ love5036:我也要GG 10/03 03:45
12F：推 duomaxwelltw:XDDDDDDDDDDDD GY+1 10/03 04:03
13F：推 justparry:push！版标！老板！「GY三个！」 10/03 04:12
14F：推 dogboss:北新路...淡?? 10/03 04:37
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16F：推 alanMM:GY一份 10/03 05:58
17F：推 cindy2714:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 肉就一直切 一直切 哈哈哈 10/03 08:34
18F：推 adai:切 切 切 GY GY GY GY GY 10/03 08:36
19F：推 joeodagiri:XDDDDD很可爱的故事 10/03 08:40
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21F：推 sorry1803:学弟?! 10/03 08:59
22F：推 baliallin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD GY大好 10/03 09:13
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24F：推 ashurocold:GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 10/03 09:28
25F：推 mylover20:XD 10/03 09:31
26F：→ spicy520:没人发现5楼自婊... 10/03 09:48
27F：推 angelmars:有笑有推 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 10:19
28F：推 secretpear:XD 有糗到捏~呵 10/03 10:26
29F：推 sunnytutor:赞 这招可以让肉变大块 (笔记) 10/03 10:27
30F：→ secretpear:(举手)我有发现5楼自婊… 10/03 10:27
31F：推 e188920:花生人蔘大树......哈哈 10/03 10:37
32F：推 dragon7652:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 10:45
33F：推 sugar1017:大园吗..XD 10/03 10:54
34F：推 asnakep:一直切一直切一直切一直切一直切一直切一直切XDD 10/03 11:09
35F：推 Lordskylimit:有好笑到耶...上班中让我狂笑真好 10/03 11:10
36F：推 ericchung198:切切切 10/03 11:25
37F：推 a908350614:订鸡鸭饭的赚到了~~~ 10/03 11:33
38F：推 alan3150:有老板切肉的画面XD 10/03 11:36
39F：推 funnyway:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 11:40
40F：推 meillian:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 11:47
41F：推 howard0409:好像是淡江的一员~~ 10/03 12:33
42F：推 eprockers010:改天我也来一份GY好了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 12:36
43F：推 outhere:一直切一直笑一直切一直笑一直切一直笑一直切一直笑XDDDDD 10/03 12:37
44F：推 abortivefrog:我一个鸡鸭! 这样老板给很多肉也很好耶~ 10/03 12:52
45F：推 twfoxy:五楼自婊XDDDD 10/03 12:54
46F：推 zoefiat:XDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 12:56
47F：推 lzhhilly:五楼自婊 XD XDD 10/03 13:01
48F：推 shadowmoon:糗到爆 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 13:24
49F：推 deans: (举手)我有发现5楼自婊…+1 10/03 13:29
50F：推 iamnotasus:鸡鸭变当??? 看到五楼自婊+1 10/03 13:39
51F：推 enginef:真的很好笑~~~呵....哈....呼.... 10/03 13:43
52F：推 sophia225513:一直笑一直笑 肉就一直切一直切 XDD 10/03 13:51
53F：推 wendy9239:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 14:01
54F：推 AGIknight:XDDDDDDDDDDDdd 10/03 14:09
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56F：推 ha0118:发现5楼自婊+1 10/03 14:46
57F：推 future108:发现5楼自婊+1 10/03 15:18
58F：推 sheep0811:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 15:37
59F：推 ildivo:我一直笑一直笑..... 10/03 15:50
60F：→ Yie:XDD 10/03 15:54
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64F：推 mirrorz:GY可能比较贵哦 XDD 10/03 16:33
65F：推 windsumi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 10/03 16:35
66F：→ mnnmmn:gygy 10/03 17:02
67F：推 hilda1112:老板:把招牌改成机歪便当好了... 10/03 17:11
68F：推 qqsunboy:五楼自婊 ......+1 10/03 17:21
69F：推 RoxanneLi:很糟糕的一篇 我在计中狂笑不止... 10/03 17:29
70F：推 terry75824:老板好无辜喔 接电话也被骂gy= =xd 10/03 17:42
71F：推 leonova:淡江吼~~ 我笑了!! 10/03 17:57
72F：推 lala0314:一直切~一直切~一~~直~~切!! 哈哈哈哈哈 太好笑了! 10/03 18:13
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81F：推 yayaffs:北新路？是同一个就推！ 10/03 20:13
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83F：推 p19841111:北新路不是新店吗?? 10/03 20:29
84F：推 lazywings:淡江也有~是梁记还是阿公岩?? 10/03 20:31
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93F：推 peteranny:老板: GY要加钱 10/03 23:16
94F：推 hank61204:科科 10/03 23:35
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100F：推 LCHEN:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/04 00:35
101F：推 wayne651:我高中打电话订烧腊也做过XD 10/04 00:37
102F：→ jengting2:哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDD 10/04 00:44
103F：推 cuccoss:有笨到XD老板人好好啊~ 10/04 01:15
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107F：推 mike0820:一直笑一直笑 肉就一直切一直切 10/04 02:13
108F：推 Coldfengzi:没发现GY里面有腊肠吗? 10/04 02:39
109F：推 tsaofan:哈哈哈 笑不停 哈哈哈 10/04 02:42
110F：推 owndestiny:哈哈哈我大笑了XDDDDDD 10/04 03:08
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114F：推 warn99:淡水??...梁记?? 10/04 09:13
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116F：推 loading1:推老板ㄧ直切 10/04 09:32
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120F：推 ielin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 大爆笑 10/04 11:57
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122F：推 StranGhost:GY便当好吃...... 10/04 13:02
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136F：推 Waleela:淡江的吗XD 10/04 23:50
137F：推 loveshow38:淡江阿公岩?? 10/05 02:53
138F：推 Kansei:後劲太强啦XDDD 10/05 13:11
139F：推 irene0903:看到五楼自婊+1 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/05 15:39
140F：推 PIGTrue:好贱XDDDDDDDDDD 10/05 15:59
141F：推 kuenzhi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/05 17:30
※ shaoan:转录至看板 TA_AN 10/05 17:49
142F：推 airsportx:淡大的喔!? 10/05 18:43
143F：推 atomas:有笑有推! 10/05 19:17
144F：推 yamakimiko:看到北新路我就想到淡江人 10/05 21:53
145F：推 linyap:淡大人帮推.... 10/05 22:17
146F：推 wffakhr:推推推~~~淡大人~~~ 10/05 23:23
147F：推 popqoq:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/06 00:35
148F：推 cyclonekkk:推淡江!!! 10/06 00:49
149F：推 frank1165:北新路推! 10/06 01:33
150F：推 bigstupid:上站77次 《文章篇数》8篇 (优:11/劣:0) 优文>总篇数? 10/06 09:27
151F：→ hck6523: bigstupid不来笨版还能去哪?!新警察 ID也很贴切 10/06 13:18
152F：→ killualove:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/07 03:00
153F：推 supremebape:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/07 06:45
154F：推 lydia1988:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 10/07 19:45
155F：→ Aseven:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/08 01:02
156F：推 mcfish07:看完後，我笑了1分多钟~~~~~~~~~ 太好笑了!!! 10/08 16:50
157F：推 nkanka2020:这篇太好笑了… 10/09 00:54
158F：推 eatman:是阿公岩还是梁记? 10/09 08:30
159F：推 superwave:是哪一家快说啊！！！！！！！! 10/09 21:02
160F：推 linjemin:GY99...............................老巴哈人 10/09 22:20
161F：推 CHRISTINA19:有些餐厅服务生为了快速记单都会在点单上写Ｇ代替鸡XD 10/13 02:21
162F：推 mihforever:我喜欢阿公岩XDD 10/13 10:22
163F：推 LDDT:XD 10/14 14:29
164F：推 jerrychai25:五楼自爆 10/14 16:07
165F：推 sea4504:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/22 15:46
※ sea4504:转录至看板 NCU_CME96_B 10/22 15:46
166F：推 aqns13:肉就一直切一直切 XDDDDDD 10/23 22:42
※ zlyeah:转录至看板 NTHU_STAT94 11/18 02:22
167F：推 kyodo:老板 我也要机歪 三个 !! 12/19 17:03
168F：推 haddi:推淡江XDDD 06/15 17:05