作者weichengyi (ChengYi)
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標題[轉錄][無言] "嗶" 你可以下車了..
時間Sun Apr 27 00:07:40 2008
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: leviD (拉比.D) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [無言] "嗶" 你可以下車了..
時間: Sat Apr 26 14:13:50 2008
笨版第一PO
不笨請見諒
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話說有天坐公車去上班，因為剛好是學生放學時間，
上班族下班時間，所以整車都是人人人，連把手都沒得拉，
所以我只好兩手拿著大包小包，靠著多年來搭車所訓練的功力，
努力再車道上保持平衡...正當我努力擠過人群，
手邊在包包裡搜尋悠遊卡時，司機大哥突然來個急煞車....
我整個臉就往刷悠遊卡的機器貼上去啦~~
貼上去啦~~~
貼上去啦~~~~
重點是那時候我也不知道哪根經不對，順口說了聲"嗶"
司機大哥很冷靜的說：你可以下車了....
囧!?真的可以嗎!?!??!?!
我可以想像到我下車後，一整車的爆笑聲...T^T
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1F：→ kolong: 你可以下車了 04/26 14:14
2F：推 kjkj:將悠遊卡植入臉部的新技術! 04/26 14:15
3F：推 tim1336:哈阿哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 04/26 14:30
4F：→ cabe1:逼！ 04/26 14:33
※ 編輯: leviD 來自: 140.131.69.149 (04/26 14:33)
5F：推 baalhydra:我嘴角不爭氣的上揚了... 04/26 14:37
6F：→ mirrorz:XD 司機也願意幫你出車錢 04/26 14:40
7F：推 butterha:這個好笑 以後就這樣狀上來還可以省錢阿 04/26 14:46
8F：推 AlenYone:實在太好笑了 肚子好痛 04/26 14:49
9F：推 may05:XDDD 04/26 15:01
10F：→ huann:推 04/26 15:03
11F：推 lindalinda:太好笑了 超有笨點的啊！！！ XDXDXD 04/26 15:05
12F：推 yungsong: 太好笑了 超有笨點的啊！！！ XDXDXD 04/26 15:09
13F：推 smallbald:整個很有點~笑翻了我 04/26 15:20
※ magicmouse:轉錄至看板 BCC_Midnight 04/26 15:29
14F：推 keepoo:好配合的司機 XD 04/26 15:31
15F：推 rainbowsoul:這個好笑XDD 04/26 15:31
16F：推 ltyin:我笑了XD 04/26 15:33
17F：推 franreaac:XD 你很配合.... 04/26 15:36
18F：推 Jimwater:XDDD 04/26 15:36
19F：推 ahoahooo:下次去捷運站試試看....XD 04/26 15:39
20F：→ longcircle:XD好笑 04/26 15:40
21F：推 suika481:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 15:40
22F：推 kaejen:逼~!!!!!!!!XDDDDDDD 04/26 15:42
23F：推 Kscking:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD嗶! 04/26 15:42
24F：推 earthfox:XDDDDDDDDDD嗶! 04/26 15:45
25F：推 innocencec:你可以下車了 XD 04/26 15:50
26F：推 leoandgrace:XDDDD 04/26 15:58
27F：推 cwmeimei:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 你可以下車了! 04/26 15:58
28F：→ ilamigo:這是最新科技嗎~攸遊卡晶片植入~XD 04/26 16:06
29F：推 mirrorz:司機：我也想下車了 04/26 16:07
30F：推 Hsnuary: XDDDDDD 好帥的司機 逼~ 04/26 16:06
31F：推 afria: sXDDDD 04/26 16:08
32F：推 juabcduj:XDDDDDDDD 04/26 16:08
33F：推 sayforever:XDDDDDDDD 04/26 16:08
34F：推 similar2:XDDDDDDDDD嗶! 04/26 16:09
35F：推 kotoko1128:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 16:11
36F：推 weiboy:嗶!!〝攸遊人〞 04/26 16:13
37F：推 Cerulean0323:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD! 你可以下車了!! 04/26 16:15
38F：→ phyun:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 超笨超好笑!! 04/26 16:17
39F：推 Clorispv:好久沒笑那麼久了XD 04/26 16:17
40F：→ any1643:敢情是原PO臉頰有晶片? 04/26 16:20
41F：推 cleop: 好好笑XDDDDDDDD 04/26 16:22
42F：推 vaca0930:後勁好強~有笑有推啦XDDDDDDDD 04/26 16:25
43F：推 pazzwood:幹 超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 16:27
44F：推 jenny0115:XDDDDDDDD 04/26 16:30
45F：→ cornership:科技始終來自於人性 04/26 16:32
46F：推 lonely0830:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 16:35
47F：推 m810898:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 我笑到肚子好痛喔 04/26 16:36
48F：推 Hans14:XDDDD你很幽默 還順口說了聲"嗶" 04/26 16:36
49F：推 dance4what:.........XDDD 好蠢.. 04/26 16:39
50F：推 puddingnoeat:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 原PO臉上植金片XD 04/26 16:42
51F：推 good53077:好笨 04/26 16:42
52F：推 ienjan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 16:43
53F：推 BAAE:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 16:43
54F：推 may34192001:好好笑~當板標啦! 04/26 16:47
55F：推 dreamerkimo:笑死我了XD 04/26 16:48
56F：推 farseer7:大笑了 04/26 16:49
57F：→ rainbowsoul:應該去捷運"嗶"啦!!省更多XDD 04/26 16:48
58F：推 summersky20:版主快M呀~~ 04/26 16:49
59F：推 lindalinda:那我下次試試就得說"嗶嗶"... XDXDXD 04/26 16:48
60F：推 ooyourxxx:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 16:55
61F：推 roffyo:推悠遊人XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 16:57
62F：推 trustmyself:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 17:00
63F：推 SWATDuck:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 17:01
64F：推 Estie1027:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 17:10
65F：推 MMAXo:笑到翻掉了 XDDDDDDD 04/26 17:11
66F：推 scorpiobear:XDDDDD 有笑有推 04/26 17:11
67F：→ cutekutar:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 17:12
68F：推 lushenha:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 17:12
69F：推 moremore99:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 17:12
70F：推 SERINALOVE:大笑阿~ 04/26 17:14
71F：推 shinewithyou:推一下嗶嗶人 04/26 17:14
72F：推 x2367807:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 17:17
73F：推 happyloser:嗶三小阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 17:18
74F：推 ufo866:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 17:18
75F：推 azzboy:很酷捏 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 17:25
76F：推 asangel:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 17:26
77F：推 sassafras:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 17:29
78F：推 alicelee1218:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 17:32
79F：推 justwin:靠背 好好笑喔 04/26 17:33
80F：推 fromwilda:XD 04/26 17:36
81F：推 smailyung:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 逼~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 04/26 17:38
82F：推 kiwiofficer:司機大哥:嗶兩下才是學生票喔... 04/26 17:46
83F：推 iloveyou5201:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 17:48
84F：推 r40638:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 17:50
85F：推 irotasi:XD 04/26 17:50
86F：推 a005182:叭~~ 餘額不足 04/26 18:01
87F：推 pttuser1:XDDDDD 04/26 18:06
88F：推 mageancaesar:good job! 04/26 18:10
89F：推 wenlin2357:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 18:11
90F：推 qwezxcfgh:XDDDDDDDDD 04/26 18:12
91F：→ laitotsubasa:DDDDDDD 04/26 18:13
92F：推 iseichao:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 18:25
93F：推 m523756:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 18:30
94F：推 hank11235813:.....................有沒有這麼誇裝 = = 04/26 18:32
95F：→ sheep0811:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 18:37
96F：推 wolfader:嗶~"悠遊人" 04/26 18:37
97F：推 stephy728:太好笑了巴XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 18:38
98F：推 mayloveonly:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 18:40
99F：推 new0410:真是太神了~哈哈~ 04/26 18:41
100F：推 Dasboy:哈哈哈XDDDD 以後都用這招可以省很多阿XDDD 04/26 18:45
101F：推 kangleis:gJ 04/26 18:51
102F：推 nonenumen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 18:57
103F：推 loveshih:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 04/26 19:00
104F：推 Ruph:XD 可惜標題太早破梗… 04/26 19:00
105F：推 neohikaru:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 19:06
106F：推 xy700145:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 19:12
107F：推 princessmake:XD 04/26 19:16
108F：推 ahafish:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 超有畫面的!!! 04/26 19:18
109F：推 SiriusLupin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 19:19
110F：推 vanilla6:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 19:19
111F：推 dans:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 19:23
112F：推 Nick7:笑死我了 04/26 19:29
113F：推 PDAN:XDDD 逼的好 XD 04/26 19:29
114F：推 mirrorz:想看悠遊人儲值的畫面 04/26 19:32
115F：推 huabandd:嗶!!!!!!!!! 04/26 19:33
116F：推 iileo:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 19:39
117F：推 alienally:好好笑XDDD 04/26 19:39
118F：推 stoptalking:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 19:41
119F：推 shooting:XDXD 04/26 19:43
120F：推 boltsky:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 19:44
121F：推 scamprandy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 19:48
122F：推 shioo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 19:56
123F：推 shikumaru001:我笑翻了XD 04/26 19:58
124F：→ pow1225:XDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 19:59
125F：推 ozclement:XDDDDDDDD 04/26 20:00
126F：推 deathdream:XD 04/26 20:01
127F：推 sdjh18:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 20:04
128F：推 cm45144:XD 04/26 20:04
129F：推 jtes5131:XDDDDD 99 04/26 20:05
130F：推 liberating:BOOM 04/26 20:05
131F：推 chisestar:好好笑xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 20:05
132F：推 cyliner:101 逼!!! 04/26 20:06
133F：推 jesusk:有笑有推 XD 04/26 20:09
134F：推 dego:太好笑一定要推 04/26 20:10
135F：推 Brav0:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD嗶!!!DDDD 04/26 20:25
136F：推 a123951:笑到肚子痛 04/26 20:26
137F：→ vivi507:去植晶片吧 04/26 20:26
138F：推 acc0788:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 20:30
139F：推 jakei:司機大哥人真好~ 04/26 20:33
140F：推 regina1105:XDDD 04/26 20:36
141F：推 mikechan:XXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 20:40
142F：推 spooky221:這是最新科技嗎？XD 04/26 20:45
143F：推 stevenkim:腦袋有晶片嗎? 飛龍特警? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 20:57
144F：推 fechyijy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 21:01
145F：推 solluw:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 21:05
146F：推 linsylvia:XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 21:12
147F：推 Hoshiwa:太好笑了XDDDD 04/26 21:13
148F：推 Ohya1:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 21:13
149F：推 mimchu:XDDDDDDDD 04/26 21:15
150F：推 aqzhh:以後看到有人那樣做 那個人一定是鄉民！ＸＤ 04/26 21:17
151F：推 mikako26:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 21:19
152F：推 hcanext:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 21:22
153F：推 dogKK:笑到肚子痛.................... 04/26 21:23
154F：推 cashko:太好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 21:31
155F：推 eva0617:笑死我XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 21:31
156F：→ enzo31182:快去搭捷運阿~~~~~ 04/26 21:31
157F：推 dkes535:司機好笑~有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 21:39
158F：推 jzn:XD 04/26 22:01
159F：推 meihsi:XD 好笑 04/26 22:09
160F：推 qinger:好好笑喔....XD 04/26 22:22
161F：推 snoopy6713:你哪來的靈感啊XDDDDDDDD 04/26 22:34
162F：推 msice:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 22:41
163F：推 quietvox:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 22:46
164F：推 pilimi54:有好笑話!~~XDDDD 04/26 22:47
165F：→ leviD:呃...老實說我是正面的臉撞上去...鼻子很痛的... 04/26 22:56
166F：推 eggimage:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 這個怎麼沒M XDDDDDDDDD 04/26 23:08
167F：推 hpo14:XDDDDDD 04/26 23:10
168F：推 jessfirst:你好敢XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 23:22
169F：→ l74u11h27:笑翻了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 23:28
170F：推 ichigo1213:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 23:30
171F：→ onverge:帥氣! 04/26 23:30
172F：推 xxctsd:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 23:30
173F：推 itakaki:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 23:32
174F：推 usercl6:逼~ XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 23:36
175F：推 crea0520:高科技啊~!!!!!!!!XDDDDD 04/26 23:43
176F：推 gn03138868:YOYOMAN 04/26 23:44
177F：→ angel8114:原PO在臉上貼晶XD 04/26 23:46
178F：推 leoiskenshin:版標 版標!!!(敲碗) 04/26 23:49
179F：推 raymond10710:笑翻了 哈哈 04/26 23:54
180F：推 eightty:以後坐捷運可以跟原po一起嗎??XD 04/26 23:56
181F：推 cjuwei:XDDD 04/27 00:05
182F：推 liginbiantie:司機:這年頭學生省錢的方式真另類 04/27 00:05
183F：推 mikecan:司機:都這樣了我還能收錢嗎 04/27 00:07
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184F：推 afan0310:這超好笑的... XD 剛看到也想轉 04/27 01:02
185F：推 elfsh:贊！笑翻~ 04/27 13:46
186F：推 dvwalker:腸胃裡內植的笑菇起作用了，超好樣的好笑。 04/27 15:34
187F：推 rs33:原來RFID已經這麼進步啦 04/28 01:59