作者weichengyi (ChengYi)
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标题[转录][无言] "哔" 你可以下车了..
时间Sun Apr 27 00:07:40 2008
※ [本文转录自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: leviD (拉比.D) 看板: StupidClown
标题: [无言] "哔" 你可以下车了..
时间: Sat Apr 26 14:13:50 2008
笨版第一PO
不笨请见谅
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话说有天坐公车去上班，因为刚好是学生放学时间，
上班族下班时间，所以整车都是人人人，连把手都没得拉，
所以我只好两手拿着大包小包，靠着多年来搭车所训练的功力，
努力再车道上保持平衡...正当我努力挤过人群，
手边在包包里搜寻悠游卡时，司机大哥突然来个急煞车....
我整个脸就往刷悠游卡的机器贴上去啦~~
贴上去啦~~~
贴上去啦~~~~
重点是那时候我也不知道哪根经不对，顺口说了声"哔"
司机大哥很冷静的说：你可以下车了....
囧!?真的可以吗!?!??!?!
我可以想像到我下车後，一整车的爆笑声...T^T
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1F：→ kolong: 你可以下车了 04/26 14:14
2F：推 kjkj:将悠游卡植入脸部的新技术! 04/26 14:15
3F：推 tim1336:哈阿哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 04/26 14:30
4F：→ cabe1:逼！ 04/26 14:33
※ 编辑: leviD 来自: 140.131.69.149 (04/26 14:33)
5F：推 baalhydra:我嘴角不争气的上扬了... 04/26 14:37
6F：→ mirrorz:XD 司机也愿意帮你出车钱 04/26 14:40
7F：推 butterha:这个好笑 以後就这样状上来还可以省钱阿 04/26 14:46
8F：推 AlenYone:实在太好笑了 肚子好痛 04/26 14:49
9F：推 may05:XDDD 04/26 15:01
10F：→ huann:推 04/26 15:03
11F：推 lindalinda:太好笑了 超有笨点的啊！！！ XDXDXD 04/26 15:05
12F：推 yungsong: 太好笑了 超有笨点的啊！！！ XDXDXD 04/26 15:09
13F：推 smallbald:整个很有点~笑翻了我 04/26 15:20
※ magicmouse:转录至看板 BCC_Midnight 04/26 15:29
14F：推 keepoo:好配合的司机 XD 04/26 15:31
15F：推 rainbowsoul:这个好笑XDD 04/26 15:31
16F：推 ltyin:我笑了XD 04/26 15:33
17F：推 franreaac:XD 你很配合.... 04/26 15:36
18F：推 Jimwater:XDDD 04/26 15:36
19F：推 ahoahooo:下次去捷运站试试看....XD 04/26 15:39
20F：→ longcircle:XD好笑 04/26 15:40
21F：推 suika481:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 15:40
22F：推 kaejen:逼~!!!!!!!!XDDDDDDD 04/26 15:42
23F：推 Kscking:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD哔! 04/26 15:42
24F：推 earthfox:XDDDDDDDDDD哔! 04/26 15:45
25F：推 innocencec:你可以下车了 XD 04/26 15:50
26F：推 leoandgrace:XDDDD 04/26 15:58
27F：推 cwmeimei:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 你可以下车了! 04/26 15:58
28F：→ ilamigo:这是最新科技吗~攸游卡晶片植入~XD 04/26 16:06
29F：推 mirrorz:司机：我也想下车了 04/26 16:07
30F：推 Hsnuary: XDDDDDD 好帅的司机 逼~ 04/26 16:06
31F：推 afria: sXDDDD 04/26 16:08
32F：推 juabcduj:XDDDDDDDD 04/26 16:08
33F：推 sayforever:XDDDDDDDD 04/26 16:08
34F：推 similar2:XDDDDDDDDD哔! 04/26 16:09
35F：推 kotoko1128:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 16:11
36F：推 weiboy:哔!!〝攸游人〞 04/26 16:13
37F：推 Cerulean0323:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD! 你可以下车了!! 04/26 16:15
38F：→ phyun:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 超笨超好笑!! 04/26 16:17
39F：推 Clorispv:好久没笑那麽久了XD 04/26 16:17
40F：→ any1643:敢情是原PO脸颊有晶片? 04/26 16:20
41F：推 cleop: 好好笑XDDDDDDDD 04/26 16:22
42F：推 vaca0930:後劲好强~有笑有推啦XDDDDDDDD 04/26 16:25
43F：推 pazzwood:干 超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 16:27
44F：推 jenny0115:XDDDDDDDD 04/26 16:30
45F：→ cornership:科技始终来自於人性 04/26 16:32
46F：推 lonely0830:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 16:35
47F：推 m810898:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 我笑到肚子好痛喔 04/26 16:36
48F：推 Hans14:XDDDD你很幽默 还顺口说了声"哔" 04/26 16:36
49F：推 dance4what:.........XDDD 好蠢.. 04/26 16:39
50F：推 puddingnoeat:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 原PO脸上植金片XD 04/26 16:42
51F：推 good53077:好笨 04/26 16:42
52F：推 ienjan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 16:43
53F：推 BAAE:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 16:43
54F：推 may34192001:好好笑~当板标啦! 04/26 16:47
55F：推 dreamerkimo:笑死我了XD 04/26 16:48
56F：推 farseer7:大笑了 04/26 16:49
57F：→ rainbowsoul:应该去捷运"哔"啦!!省更多XDD 04/26 16:48
58F：推 summersky20:版主快M呀~~ 04/26 16:49
59F：推 lindalinda:那我下次试试就得说"哔哔"... XDXDXD 04/26 16:48
60F：推 ooyourxxx:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 16:55
61F：推 roffyo:推悠游人XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 16:57
62F：推 trustmyself:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 17:00
63F：推 SWATDuck:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 17:01
64F：推 Estie1027:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 17:10
65F：推 MMAXo:笑到翻掉了 XDDDDDDD 04/26 17:11
66F：推 scorpiobear:XDDDDD 有笑有推 04/26 17:11
67F：→ cutekutar:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 17:12
68F：推 lushenha:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 17:12
69F：推 moremore99:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 17:12
70F：推 SERINALOVE:大笑阿~ 04/26 17:14
71F：推 shinewithyou:推一下哔哔人 04/26 17:14
72F：推 x2367807:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 17:17
73F：推 happyloser:哔三小阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 17:18
74F：推 ufo866:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 17:18
75F：推 azzboy:很酷捏 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 17:25
76F：推 asangel:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 17:26
77F：推 sassafras:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 17:29
78F：推 alicelee1218:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 17:32
79F：推 justwin:靠背 好好笑喔 04/26 17:33
80F：推 fromwilda:XD 04/26 17:36
81F：推 smailyung:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 逼~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 04/26 17:38
82F：推 kiwiofficer:司机大哥:哔两下才是学生票喔... 04/26 17:46
83F：推 iloveyou5201:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 17:48
84F：推 r40638:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 17:50
85F：推 irotasi:XD 04/26 17:50
86F：推 a005182:叭~~ 余额不足 04/26 18:01
87F：推 pttuser1:XDDDDD 04/26 18:06
88F：推 mageancaesar:good job! 04/26 18:10
89F：推 wenlin2357:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 18:11
90F：推 qwezxcfgh:XDDDDDDDDD 04/26 18:12
91F：→ laitotsubasa:DDDDDDD 04/26 18:13
92F：推 iseichao:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 18:25
93F：推 m523756:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 18:30
94F：推 hank11235813:.....................有没有这麽夸装 = = 04/26 18:32
95F：→ sheep0811:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 18:37
96F：推 wolfader:哔~"悠游人" 04/26 18:37
97F：推 stephy728:太好笑了巴XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 18:38
98F：推 mayloveonly:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 18:40
99F：推 new0410:真是太神了~哈哈~ 04/26 18:41
100F：推 Dasboy:哈哈哈XDDDD 以後都用这招可以省很多阿XDDD 04/26 18:45
101F：推 kangleis:gJ 04/26 18:51
102F：推 nonenumen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 18:57
103F：推 loveshih:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 04/26 19:00
104F：推 Ruph:XD 可惜标题太早破梗… 04/26 19:00
105F：推 neohikaru:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 19:06
106F：推 xy700145:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 19:12
107F：推 princessmake:XD 04/26 19:16
108F：推 ahafish:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 超有画面的!!! 04/26 19:18
109F：推 SiriusLupin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 19:19
110F：推 vanilla6:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 19:19
111F：推 dans:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 19:23
112F：推 Nick7:笑死我了 04/26 19:29
113F：推 PDAN:XDDD 逼的好 XD 04/26 19:29
114F：推 mirrorz:想看悠游人储值的画面 04/26 19:32
115F：推 huabandd:哔!!!!!!!!! 04/26 19:33
116F：推 iileo:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 19:39
117F：推 alienally:好好笑XDDD 04/26 19:39
118F：推 stoptalking:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 19:41
119F：推 shooting:XDXD 04/26 19:43
120F：推 boltsky:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 19:44
121F：推 scamprandy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 19:48
122F：推 shioo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 19:56
123F：推 shikumaru001:我笑翻了XD 04/26 19:58
124F：→ pow1225:XDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 19:59
125F：推 ozclement:XDDDDDDDD 04/26 20:00
126F：推 deathdream:XD 04/26 20:01
127F：推 sdjh18:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 20:04
128F：推 cm45144:XD 04/26 20:04
129F：推 jtes5131:XDDDDD 99 04/26 20:05
130F：推 liberating:BOOM 04/26 20:05
131F：推 chisestar:好好笑xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 20:05
132F：推 cyliner:101 逼!!! 04/26 20:06
133F：推 jesusk:有笑有推 XD 04/26 20:09
134F：推 dego:太好笑一定要推 04/26 20:10
135F：推 Brav0:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD哔!!!DDDD 04/26 20:25
136F：推 a123951:笑到肚子痛 04/26 20:26
137F：→ vivi507:去植晶片吧 04/26 20:26
138F：推 acc0788:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 20:30
139F：推 jakei:司机大哥人真好~ 04/26 20:33
140F：推 regina1105:XDDD 04/26 20:36
141F：推 mikechan:XXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 20:40
142F：推 spooky221:这是最新科技吗？XD 04/26 20:45
143F：推 stevenkim:脑袋有晶片吗? 飞龙特警? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 20:57
144F：推 fechyijy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 21:01
145F：推 solluw:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 21:05
146F：推 linsylvia:XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 21:12
147F：推 Hoshiwa:太好笑了XDDDD 04/26 21:13
148F：推 Ohya1:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 21:13
149F：推 mimchu:XDDDDDDDD 04/26 21:15
150F：推 aqzhh:以後看到有人那样做 那个人一定是乡民！ＸＤ 04/26 21:17
151F：推 mikako26:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 21:19
152F：推 hcanext:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 21:22
153F：推 dogKK:笑到肚子痛.................... 04/26 21:23
154F：推 cashko:太好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 21:31
155F：推 eva0617:笑死我XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 21:31
156F：→ enzo31182:快去搭捷运阿~~~~~ 04/26 21:31
157F：推 dkes535:司机好笑~有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 21:39
158F：推 jzn:XD 04/26 22:01
159F：推 meihsi:XD 好笑 04/26 22:09
160F：推 qinger:好好笑喔....XD 04/26 22:22
161F：推 snoopy6713:你哪来的灵感啊XDDDDDDDD 04/26 22:34
162F：推 msice:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 22:41
163F：推 quietvox:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 22:46
164F：推 pilimi54:有好笑话!~~XDDDD 04/26 22:47
165F：→ leviD:呃...老实说我是正面的脸撞上去...鼻子很痛的... 04/26 22:56
166F：推 eggimage:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 这个怎麽没M XDDDDDDDDD 04/26 23:08
167F：推 hpo14:XDDDDDD 04/26 23:10
168F：推 jessfirst:你好敢XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 23:22
169F：→ l74u11h27:笑翻了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 23:28
170F：推 ichigo1213:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 23:30
171F：→ onverge:帅气! 04/26 23:30
172F：推 xxctsd:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 23:30
173F：推 itakaki:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 23:32
174F：推 usercl6:逼~ XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 23:36
175F：推 crea0520:高科技啊~!!!!!!!!XDDDDD 04/26 23:43
176F：推 gn03138868:YOYOMAN 04/26 23:44
177F：→ angel8114:原PO在脸上贴晶XD 04/26 23:46
178F：推 leoiskenshin:版标 版标!!!(敲碗) 04/26 23:49
179F：推 raymond10710:笑翻了 哈哈 04/26 23:54
180F：推 eightty:以後坐捷运可以跟原po一起吗??XD 04/26 23:56
181F：推 cjuwei:XDDD 04/27 00:05
182F：推 liginbiantie:司机:这年头学生省钱的方式真另类 04/27 00:05
183F：推 mikecan:司机:都这样了我还能收钱吗 04/27 00:07
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184F：推 afan0310:这超好笑的... XD 刚看到也想转 04/27 01:02
185F：推 elfsh:赞！笑翻~ 04/27 13:46
186F：推 dvwalker:肠胃里内植的笑菇起作用了，超好样的好笑。 04/27 15:34
187F：推 rs33:原来RFID已经这麽进步啦 04/28 01:59