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標題[轉錄][無言] 再哭就~~~~
時間Tue Jun 17 22:01:46 2008
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: Kasaisin (JuJu) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [無言] 再哭就~~~~
時間: Mon Jun 16 17:43:46 2008
有次在嘉義的家X福逛街
這種大賣場咩，會遇到一些愛哭鬧的小孩也不是什麼大不了的事
通常我都會很注意看旁邊的家長的處理態度，
對於輕易對小孩妥協的家長，我總是用鼻孔鄙視著著他
拿小孩沒辦法的家長，只能對著小孩拼命罵，"等回家你給我試試看"....我則冷冷的嗤笑
怎麼不學學我爸媽呢？
敢在公共場合哭鬧，那就留在原地慢慢哭吧! 老爸老媽要走了，掰掰
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以上都是廢言.....
這次我的眼光又搜尋到一個哭鬧不休的的死小孩，外加尖叫及標準的孩童跳跳式
不同的是，孩子身邊的大人.....
理著平頭，穿著吊嘎藍白拖，小腿手臂全是刺青，一整個凶神惡煞!!!
小孩子哭了好幾分鐘，這個刺青老兄開始有點不耐煩...
突然~
老兄發飆了....
幹!!! 你擱哭(台語)，擱哭拎盃就......
咱來吃麥當勞賀某？
咱來吃麥當勞賀某？
咱來吃麥當勞賀某？
咱來吃麥當勞賀某？
真是鐵漢柔情啊! 不夠笨請鞭小力點...
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14F：→ SmartDola:好爸爸~!!!!!!! 06/16 18:25
15F：推 ama094132:我笑了...... 06/16 18:27
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29F：→ moon110082:男人身女人心 XDDD~ 06/16 18:52
30F：推 catkeita:我笑了XD 06/16 18:52
31F：推 duteette:整個太好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 18:53
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37F：推 aegius1r:XD 06/16 18:56
38F：推 mifina:哈哈~好笑有推 06/16 18:57
39F：→ mekida:虎毒不食子可以用在這個故事嗎..... 06/16 18:57
40F：推 whatupmy:這樣的教育還蠻擔心他以後小孩會很壞 06/16 18:59
41F：推 crazybetty:推嘉義 06/16 19:00
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※ answer012103:轉錄至看板 CrazyArcade 06/16 19:12
44F：推 answer012103:用錯快速鍵 = = 06/16 19:13
45F：推 Coldfengzi:這不是肯德基 06/16 19:13
46F：推 windangellin:噗嗤XDDDDD 06/16 19:15
47F：推 uniquesky:哈哈哈哈~~~真的很有笑點XD 06/16 19:15
48F：推 Nsy:太好笑啦 嘉義人幫推!~~~ 06/16 19:17
49F：推 flyinDenmark:好可愛！！！y 06/16 19:18
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52F：推 merz:XDDD 轉變好大 06/16 19:27
53F：推 Jiuliano1412:鐵漢柔情 XD 06/16 19:28
54F：推 aikobz:推鐵漢柔情 還蠻好笑的 06/16 19:28
55F：推 omniallme:.............XD 06/16 19:33
56F：推 monster0407:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 19:34
57F：推 scq2389:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 19:37
58F：推 flytoyou:哈哈哈哈 06/16 19:37
59F：推 dick25kimo:白濫味十足 推一個好爸爸 06/16 19:39
60F：推 linzmei07:鐵錚錚的漢子! 06/16 19:40
61F：推 zero1000:真是意想不到的結局XDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 19:43
62F：推 r1239386:第２個笨點是answer的轉帖嗎?XDDDDDDD 06/16 19:47
63F：推 blackabcd:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 19:52
64F：推 Yullia:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 19:54
65F：推 shiyeh:推文裡有錯字!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 06/16 19:55
66F：推 nostop:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 20:00
67F：推 lin089170:英國人? 還是哪我忘了 把小孩子帶到麥當勞是懲罰 XDD 06/16 20:08
68F：噓 unibo:XD 06/16 20:11
69F：推 erasermyself:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 20:13
70F：推 frank307:XD 06/16 20:13
71F：推 yolly1022:我笑了!XDDD 06/16 20:18
72F：推 bailin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 20:19
73F：推 vinita:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 06/16 20:21
74F：推 chupan:還真的是鐵漢柔情，反差好大，小孩有沒有被嚇到啊XD 06/16 20:21
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76F：推 kidwow777:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD我笑翻哩 06/16 20:24
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81F：推 imeder:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 20:39
82F：→ r1239386:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 20:41
83F：推 hosea90518:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 20:43
84F：推 howardsun:這是置入性行銷 06/16 20:44
85F：推 ian2006:真想在現場看直播= = 06/16 20:47
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87F：推 FourLi: 這是置入性行銷 06/16 20:52
88F：推 cutemanjordy:這不是肯德基 這不是肯德基 06/16 20:56
89F：推 azzboy:真有一套 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 20:58
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92F：推 pear1016:好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 21:04
93F：推 halahalazoe:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 21:07
94F：→ jumpingegges:我好像在嘉義某處也看過這個爸爸欸， 06/16 21:08
95F：推 noone:刺青男：幹!! 老大的小孩啊，有夠歡，可是不能兇… +1 XD 06/16 21:08
96F：推 lulutia:鐵漢柔情XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 21:08
97F：推 jbl:有笑到....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 21:09
98F：推 kiroa:幹!!! 你擱哭，擱哭拎盃就......咱來吃麥當勞賀某？XDDDDDD 06/16 21:14
99F：推 jerlun:笑死了!!! 06/16 21:16
100F：推 mayday521:同為嘉義人!!推一個XDDDDD 06/16 21:16
101F：推 quietvox:好個鐵漢柔情！好溫馨XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 21:19
102F：推 cacathie:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 21:20
103F：推 hanabi731:轉太快了吧XDD 06/16 21:23
104F：推 yuan5207:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 21:24
105F：推 sosogoods:若是我以前的個性,我早就給你毀西類ㄚ 06/16 21:24
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107F：推 wei0816:這個好好笑............ 06/16 21:25
108F：推 RottenRice:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD有笑有推 06/16 21:27
109F：→ miyaza:就是讓小孩子知道哭有用 才會越大越哭越厲害 06/16 21:28
110F：→ miyaza:看別人家的都很好玩 自己的小孩真的這樣教就知道後果了 06/16 21:30
111F：推 whoknows1022:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 21:31
112F：→ miyaza:抱歉潑了冷水 06/16 21:31
113F：推 tyan0615:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD真溫馨 06/16 21:31
114F：推 vanillamilk:讓它爆~~笑到流眼淚 XDDDD 06/16 21:31
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116F：推 mydanny:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 21:32
117F：→ id002:小孩到了麥噹噹後吃了炸雞腿後,又大哭說~這不是墾德基XD.. 06/16 21:32
118F：推 eprockers010:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 後勁好強 06/16 21:39
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122F：推 debbyanja:有笑有推啊!!XDDDDDDDDD 06/16 21:48
123F：→ nt46:哈哈~我狂笑 06/16 21:51
124F：推 adam19821009:哈～～～～～～～～～ 06/16 21:52
125F：推 longcircle:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD落差好大 06/16 21:56
126F：推 cwyboy:笑了.......XDDDDDDD~咱來吃藍藍路賀某？ 06/16 22:00
127F：推 lucky1218:XDDDDDD 差太多了 06/16 22:02
128F：推 Rajia:好好笑 06/16 22:02
129F：推 future74:XD 06/16 22:04
130F：推 hikki430:藍藍路在台行銷的新手法~揪甘心耶 06/16 22:05
131F：推 clay602:狂笑 哈哈哈 06/16 22:08
※ Kasaisin:轉錄至看板 Chiayi 06/16 22:09
132F：推 TxKxZeke:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 22:30
133F：推 richday:差太多了吧XDDD 06/16 22:30
134F：推 crea0520:鐵漢柔情XD 06/16 22:34
135F：推 zouan:不爭氣的笑了...有笑有推..XDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 22:35
136F：推 redanimal:有笑有推 06/16 22:41
137F：推 irotasi:XD 06/16 22:43
138F：推 Calvin620707:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 22:45
139F：推 FireHell:XD 06/16 22:48
140F：→ amylits:XD 06/16 22:50
141F：推 pienso:哈哈哈哈 鐵漢柔情阿!! 06/16 22:50
142F：推 duck1128:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 23:02
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144F：推 beryl123p:XD 06/16 23:13
145F：推 suchiachi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 06/16 23:14
146F：推 terry7856:Good Dadad~ 06/16 23:14
147F：推 tsaiyi18:刺青男：幹!! 老大的小孩啊，有夠歡，可是不能兇… 06/16 23:15
148F：推 superidea:XD 06/16 23:31
149F：推 LuckyWinni:哇咧 拍電影是吧？ 06/16 23:39
150F：推 Makomoon:這個很好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 23:43
151F：推 belle1021:好的鐵漢柔情啊！感動阿~~ 06/16 23:44
152F：推 lonely0830:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 23:51
153F：推 anochen:鐵漢柔情.....XDDDDDDD 06/16 23:52
154F：推 design951:純推嘉義人 哈哈 06/16 23:54
155F：推 dkfum:有成為版標的潛力 06/16 23:57
156F：推 geminikuo:小孩：拔拔，我可不可以去吃豆花>///< 06/17 00:02
157F：推 latency:這篇真的對期末考很有舒壓效果啊XDDDDD 06/17 00:02
158F：推 drdrtin:有笑有推~真的很好笑~~ 06/17 00:03
159F：推 ienjan:鐵漢柔情 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/17 00:04
160F：推 edenas:鐵漢柔情 06/17 00:11
161F：推 kikiikik:一個好爸爸 06/17 00:24
163F：推 unknowns:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/17 00:43
164F：推 floraaaaaa:鐵漢柔情XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD 06/17 00:46
165F：推 killer47:下一個版標出爐啦 06/17 00:51
166F：推 Felix34:這可以拍廣告了XDDDDDD 06/17 01:01
167F：推 nanchien:藍藍路輸了,這個才是麥當勞厲害的地方 06/17 01:03
168F：推 liuhsinglin:靠腰 嘴角不受控制 06/17 01:08
169F：推 maytime:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/17 01:09
170F：推 sanasakura:小孩：把拔跟我一起做～藍～藍～路～ 06/17 01:09
171F：→ PassthebyLai:藍藍路+1..... 06/17 01:14
172F：推 ernie7792:這就是老虎也不吃自己小孩的道理阿... 06/17 01:22
173F：推 notee:我覺得這個爸爸好酷喔 XD 但是如果是自己的爸爸 應該很囧 06/17 02:03
174F：→ notee:前半句覺得自己要被打死了 後半句轉太快 會笑不出來 XD 06/17 02:03
175F：→ i537ac:你看到古天樂了吧!? 06/17 02:32
176F：推 cocoyan:XD 06/17 02:37
177F：推 k940545:好可愛的大哥xD 06/17 03:04
178F：推 whatnews:安餒做剛赫? 爸爸的威嚴勒? 06/17 04:01
179F：推 badbadmonkey:XD 06/17 04:17
180F：推 alohaona:我也要吃麥當勞~~XDD 拎恭賀姆賀阿~ 06/17 04:19
181F：推 kamichu:說不定是老大的小孩XDXD 06/17 04:55
182F：推 leonova:我也笑了.... 06/17 06:34
183F：推 sutoroberi:XD 06/17 06:52
184F：推 a24362002:認真一下...我覺得放在那邊給他哭的很沒公德心= =是跟他 06/17 07:19
185F：→ a24362002:一樣幼稚噢 遇到這種小孩怎樣管大家都會有意見ˊˋ 06/17 07:20
186F：→ a24362002:刺青男：幹!! 老大的小孩啊，有夠歡，可是不能兇…+1 06/17 07:21
187F：推 urasea:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/17 07:41
188F：推 kingxyzt:嘉義推 06/17 07:54
189F：推 sdjh18:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/17 09:17
190F：推 dearyl:嘉義人幫推 06/17 09:23
191F：→ auliori:幹 超好笑的啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/17 09:51
192F：→ KAKUDO:嘉義人幫推 XD 06/17 11:08
193F：推 badbadmonkey:我姐看了也笑了 再推一次XD 06/17 11:34
194F：推 kyokofun1:哈~你在現場不會動未條笑出來 06/17 12:09
195F：推 mylover20:XD 06/17 12:11
196F：推 ilyjj:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/17 12:18
197F：推 masakiashin:推鐵漢柔情啦!!! 06/17 12:42
198F：推 rin5542:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/17 13:02
199F：推 by216:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/17 13:22
200F：推 VIOLET523:推鐵漢柔情啦!!! 06/17 13:35
201F：推 jellydepp:太好笑！！！ 06/17 14:20
202F：推 kaylotede:有笑有推~ 06/17 14:20
203F：→ Yie:XD 06/17 14:27
204F：推 gam:XDDDDDDD 06/17 14:51
205F：推 Alfielicious:有笑有推!! 06/17 15:29
206F：推 qkenny:XD 06/17 15:44
207F：推 zxc15793:水唷~ 06/17 16:24
208F：推 if8mile:好可愛 我要跟老爸在一起 06/17 17:22
209F：推 fuqule:有笑有推 06/17 18:39
210F：推 sumaira:借轉ˊˇˋ謝謝 06/17 18:55
211F：推 nula:XDDDD 超可愛!!!!! 06/17 19:54
212F：推 SiriusLupin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/17 20:04
213F：推 cscc:忍不住笑了 06/17 20:04
214F：推 bforest:好爸爸XDDDDDD 06/17 21:13
215F：推 Akiira:XDDDDDDDDD 06/17 21:24
※ KSCIECS:轉錄至某隱形看板 06/17 21:53
216F：推 kokocat:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 06/17 21:55
217F：推 xulu0:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~這拿來當廣告很有效果耶 06/17 21:58
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218F：推 thenphone:阿哈哈哈哈 白痴 好好笑 06/18 00:28
219F：推 weissfuchs:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~~~~我忍不住笑了 哈哈哈哈哈 06/18 03:09
220F：推 limewow:為什麼實踐版很愛PO家樂福? 不過很好笑 哈 06/18 04:19
221F：推 thenphone:因為離學校近吧= = 06/19 01:07