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标题[转录][无言] 再哭就~~~~
时间Tue Jun 17 22:01:46 2008
※ [本文转录自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: Kasaisin (JuJu) 看板: StupidClown
标题: [无言] 再哭就~~~~
时间: Mon Jun 16 17:43:46 2008
有次在嘉义的家X福逛街
这种大卖场咩，会遇到一些爱哭闹的小孩也不是什麽大不了的事
通常我都会很注意看旁边的家长的处理态度，
对於轻易对小孩妥协的家长，我总是用鼻孔鄙视着着他
拿小孩没办法的家长，只能对着小孩拼命骂，"等回家你给我试试看"....我则冷冷的嗤笑
怎麽不学学我爸妈呢？
敢在公共场合哭闹，那就留在原地慢慢哭吧! 老爸老妈要走了，掰掰
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以上都是废言.....
这次我的眼光又搜寻到一个哭闹不休的的死小孩，外加尖叫及标准的孩童跳跳式
不同的是，孩子身边的大人.....
理着平头，穿着吊嘎蓝白拖，小腿手臂全是刺青，一整个凶神恶煞!!!
小孩子哭了好几分钟，这个刺青老兄开始有点不耐烦...
突然~
老兄发飙了....
干!!! 你搁哭(台语)，搁哭拎盃就......
咱来吃麦当劳贺某？
咱来吃麦当劳贺某？
咱来吃麦当劳贺某？
咱来吃麦当劳贺某？
真是铁汉柔情啊! 不够笨请鞭小力点...
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1F：推 YoshikiWeRX:鸡...也有爱国的，铁汉...当然也有温柔的... 06/16 17:48
2F：推 abby815:XDDDD 06/16 17:48
3F：推 howshaw:XD 06/16 17:52
4F：推 hh310138:哈哈~酷!! 06/16 17:52
5F：推 bigbody:有笑有推 06/16 17:58
6F：推 auble:哈，好笑推一个 06/16 18:00
7F：推 ASAN13:xddddd 06/16 18:04
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9F：推 SunnyKing:有笑有推~我也要吃麦当劳 06/16 18:19
10F：推 KaiShen:推!叔叔有练过.. 06/16 18:21
11F：推 JasonSin:XD 06/16 18:22
12F：推 menti: 搁哭拎盃就.....咱来吃麦当劳贺某？ 06/16 18:23
13F：推 tioson:酷阿XD 06/16 18:24
14F：→ SmartDola:好爸爸~!!!!!!! 06/16 18:25
15F：推 ama094132:我笑了...... 06/16 18:27
16F：推 toe7045:好个铁汉柔情阿XXD 06/16 18:28
17F：推 Hans14:XDDD 那欸安囝.....跳太快 06/16 18:33
18F：推 Boxster32:XD 06/16 18:33
19F：推 fireflyyen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 18:34
20F：推 partyson:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 18:39
21F：推 jp6vup:XD 好好笑 06/16 18:40
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23F：推 sheagia:我笑了... 06/16 18:43
24F：推 zaxscd:我爸也爱这招... 06/16 18:43
25F：推 xoran:XDDDDDDDDD~~~~ 06/16 18:44
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28F：推 dogboss:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 18:49
29F：→ moon110082:男人身女人心 XDDD~ 06/16 18:52
30F：推 catkeita:我笑了XD 06/16 18:52
31F：推 duteette:整个太好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 18:53
32F：推 wind:刺青男：干!! 老大的小孩啊，有够欢，可是不能凶… 06/16 18:54
33F：推 Gortage:对後 那边家乐福下面就是麦当劳呢... 06/16 18:54
34F：推 kendawx:XDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 18:54
35F：推 loveholiclin:推铁汉柔情!! 06/16 18:55
36F：推 upbed:喔~很明显是行销手法~~原PO在帮麦当劳打广右XDDDDDDDD 06/16 18:56
37F：推 aegius1r:XD 06/16 18:56
38F：推 mifina:哈哈~好笑有推 06/16 18:57
39F：→ mekida:虎毒不食子可以用在这个故事吗..... 06/16 18:57
40F：推 whatupmy:这样的教育还蛮担心他以後小孩会很坏 06/16 18:59
41F：推 crazybetty:推嘉义 06/16 19:00
42F：推 librann:cool~~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 19:11
43F：推 banlin:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 19:12
※ answer012103:转录至看板 CrazyArcade 06/16 19:12
44F：推 answer012103:用错快速键 = = 06/16 19:13
45F：推 Coldfengzi:这不是肯德基 06/16 19:13
46F：推 windangellin:噗嗤XDDDDD 06/16 19:15
47F：推 uniquesky:哈哈哈哈~~~真的很有笑点XD 06/16 19:15
48F：推 Nsy:太好笑啦 嘉义人帮推!~~~ 06/16 19:17
49F：推 flyinDenmark:好可爱！！！y 06/16 19:18
50F：推 luvpin:XDDDDDDDD 06/16 19:22
51F：推 withfrog:XDDDDDD 06/16 19:25
52F：推 merz:XDDD 转变好大 06/16 19:27
53F：推 Jiuliano1412:铁汉柔情 XD 06/16 19:28
54F：推 aikobz:推铁汉柔情 还蛮好笑的 06/16 19:28
55F：推 omniallme:.............XD 06/16 19:33
56F：推 monster0407:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 19:34
57F：推 scq2389:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 19:37
58F：推 flytoyou:哈哈哈哈 06/16 19:37
59F：推 dick25kimo:白滥味十足 推一个好爸爸 06/16 19:39
60F：推 linzmei07:铁铮铮的汉子! 06/16 19:40
61F：推 zero1000:真是意想不到的结局XDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 19:43
62F：推 r1239386:第２个笨点是answer的转帖吗?XDDDDDDD 06/16 19:47
63F：推 blackabcd:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 19:52
64F：推 Yullia:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 19:54
65F：推 shiyeh:推文里有错字!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 06/16 19:55
66F：推 nostop:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 20:00
67F：推 lin089170:英国人? 还是哪我忘了 把小孩子带到麦当劳是惩罚 XDD 06/16 20:08
68F：嘘 unibo:XD 06/16 20:11
69F：推 erasermyself:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 20:13
70F：推 frank307:XD 06/16 20:13
71F：推 yolly1022:我笑了!XDDD 06/16 20:18
72F：推 bailin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 20:19
73F：推 vinita:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 06/16 20:21
74F：推 chupan:还真的是铁汉柔情，反差好大，小孩有没有被吓到啊XD 06/16 20:21
75F：推 BUymj:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 20:24
76F：推 kidwow777:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD我笑翻哩 06/16 20:24
77F：推 nancyli:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 20:25
78F：推 oyeme:贺~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 20:29
79F：推 c213:xd 06/16 20:32
80F：推 wi1032:我笑了 XD 06/16 20:36
81F：推 imeder:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 20:39
82F：→ r1239386:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 20:41
83F：推 hosea90518:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 20:43
84F：推 howardsun:这是置入性行销 06/16 20:44
85F：推 ian2006:真想在现场看直播= = 06/16 20:47
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87F：推 FourLi: 这是置入性行销 06/16 20:52
88F：推 cutemanjordy:这不是肯德基 这不是肯德基 06/16 20:56
89F：推 azzboy:真有一套 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 20:58
90F：推 hsu791002:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 21:01
91F：推 singlecell86:XDDDDDDDDD 06/16 21:04
92F：推 pear1016:好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 21:04
93F：推 halahalazoe:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 21:07
94F：→ jumpingegges:我好像在嘉义某处也看过这个爸爸欸， 06/16 21:08
95F：推 noone:刺青男：干!! 老大的小孩啊，有够欢，可是不能凶… +1 XD 06/16 21:08
96F：推 lulutia:铁汉柔情XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 21:08
97F：推 jbl:有笑到....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 21:09
98F：推 kiroa:干!!! 你搁哭，搁哭拎盃就......咱来吃麦当劳贺某？XDDDDDD 06/16 21:14
99F：推 jerlun:笑死了!!! 06/16 21:16
100F：推 mayday521:同为嘉义人!!推一个XDDDDD 06/16 21:16
101F：推 quietvox:好个铁汉柔情！好温馨XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 21:19
102F：推 cacathie:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 21:20
103F：推 hanabi731:转太快了吧XDD 06/16 21:23
104F：推 yuan5207:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 21:24
105F：推 sosogoods:若是我以前的个性,我早就给你毁西类ㄚ 06/16 21:24
106F：推 seclovpla:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 21:25
107F：推 wei0816:这个好好笑............ 06/16 21:25
108F：推 RottenRice:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD有笑有推 06/16 21:27
109F：→ miyaza:就是让小孩子知道哭有用 才会越大越哭越厉害 06/16 21:28
110F：→ miyaza:看别人家的都很好玩 自己的小孩真的这样教就知道後果了 06/16 21:30
111F：推 whoknows1022:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 21:31
112F：→ miyaza:抱歉泼了冷水 06/16 21:31
113F：推 tyan0615:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD真温馨 06/16 21:31
114F：推 vanillamilk:让它爆~~笑到流眼泪 XDDDD 06/16 21:31
115F：推 newsandy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 21:31
116F：推 mydanny:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 21:32
117F：→ id002:小孩到了麦当当後吃了炸鸡腿後,又大哭说~这不是垦德基XD.. 06/16 21:32
118F：推 eprockers010:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 後劲好强 06/16 21:39
119F：推 sportsyzm:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 21:39
120F：推 meatballlu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD没辙~ 06/16 21:39
121F：推 role5901:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 21:39
122F：推 debbyanja:有笑有推啊!!XDDDDDDDDD 06/16 21:48
123F：→ nt46:哈哈~我狂笑 06/16 21:51
124F：推 adam19821009:哈～～～～～～～～～ 06/16 21:52
125F：推 longcircle:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD落差好大 06/16 21:56
126F：推 cwyboy:笑了.......XDDDDDDD~咱来吃蓝蓝路贺某？ 06/16 22:00
127F：推 lucky1218:XDDDDDD 差太多了 06/16 22:02
128F：推 Rajia:好好笑 06/16 22:02
129F：推 future74:XD 06/16 22:04
130F：推 hikki430:蓝蓝路在台行销的新手法~揪甘心耶 06/16 22:05
131F：推 clay602:狂笑 哈哈哈 06/16 22:08
※ Kasaisin:转录至看板 Chiayi 06/16 22:09
132F：推 TxKxZeke:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 22:30
133F：推 richday:差太多了吧XDDD 06/16 22:30
134F：推 crea0520:铁汉柔情XD 06/16 22:34
135F：推 zouan:不争气的笑了...有笑有推..XDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 22:35
136F：推 redanimal:有笑有推 06/16 22:41
137F：推 irotasi:XD 06/16 22:43
138F：推 Calvin620707:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 22:45
139F：推 FireHell:XD 06/16 22:48
140F：→ amylits:XD 06/16 22:50
141F：推 pienso:哈哈哈哈 铁汉柔情阿!! 06/16 22:50
142F：推 duck1128:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 23:02
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144F：推 beryl123p:XD 06/16 23:13
145F：推 suchiachi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 06/16 23:14
146F：推 terry7856:Good Dadad~ 06/16 23:14
147F：推 tsaiyi18:刺青男：干!! 老大的小孩啊，有够欢，可是不能凶… 06/16 23:15
148F：推 superidea:XD 06/16 23:31
149F：推 LuckyWinni:哇咧 拍电影是吧？ 06/16 23:39
150F：推 Makomoon:这个很好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 23:43
151F：推 belle1021:好的铁汉柔情啊！感动阿~~ 06/16 23:44
152F：推 lonely0830:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 23:51
153F：推 anochen:铁汉柔情.....XDDDDDDD 06/16 23:52
154F：推 design951:纯推嘉义人 哈哈 06/16 23:54
155F：推 dkfum:有成为版标的潜力 06/16 23:57
156F：推 geminikuo:小孩：拔拔，我可不可以去吃豆花>///< 06/17 00:02
157F：推 latency:这篇真的对期末考很有舒压效果啊XDDDDD 06/17 00:02
158F：推 drdrtin:有笑有推~真的很好笑~~ 06/17 00:03
159F：推 ienjan:铁汉柔情 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/17 00:04
160F：推 edenas:铁汉柔情 06/17 00:11
161F：推 kikiikik:一个好爸爸 06/17 00:24
163F：推 unknowns:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/17 00:43
164F：推 floraaaaaa:铁汉柔情XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD 06/17 00:46
165F：推 killer47:下一个版标出炉啦 06/17 00:51
166F：推 Felix34:这可以拍广告了XDDDDDD 06/17 01:01
167F：推 nanchien:蓝蓝路输了,这个才是麦当劳厉害的地方 06/17 01:03
168F：推 liuhsinglin:靠腰 嘴角不受控制 06/17 01:08
169F：推 maytime:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/17 01:09
170F：推 sanasakura:小孩：把拔跟我一起做～蓝～蓝～路～ 06/17 01:09
171F：→ PassthebyLai:蓝蓝路+1..... 06/17 01:14
172F：推 ernie7792:这就是老虎也不吃自己小孩的道理阿... 06/17 01:22
173F：推 notee:我觉得这个爸爸好酷喔 XD 但是如果是自己的爸爸 应该很囧 06/17 02:03
174F：→ notee:前半句觉得自己要被打死了 後半句转太快 会笑不出来 XD 06/17 02:03
175F：→ i537ac:你看到古天乐了吧!? 06/17 02:32
176F：推 cocoyan:XD 06/17 02:37
177F：推 k940545:好可爱的大哥xD 06/17 03:04
178F：推 whatnews:安馁做刚赫? 爸爸的威严勒? 06/17 04:01
179F：推 badbadmonkey:XD 06/17 04:17
180F：推 alohaona:我也要吃麦当劳~~XDD 拎恭贺姆贺阿~ 06/17 04:19
181F：推 kamichu:说不定是老大的小孩XDXD 06/17 04:55
182F：推 leonova:我也笑了.... 06/17 06:34
183F：推 sutoroberi:XD 06/17 06:52
184F：推 a24362002:认真一下...我觉得放在那边给他哭的很没公德心= =是跟他 06/17 07:19
185F：→ a24362002:一样幼稚噢 遇到这种小孩怎样管大家都会有意见ˊˋ 06/17 07:20
186F：→ a24362002:刺青男：干!! 老大的小孩啊，有够欢，可是不能凶…+1 06/17 07:21
187F：推 urasea:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/17 07:41
188F：推 kingxyzt:嘉义推 06/17 07:54
189F：推 sdjh18:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/17 09:17
190F：推 dearyl:嘉义人帮推 06/17 09:23
191F：→ auliori:干 超好笑的啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/17 09:51
192F：→ KAKUDO:嘉义人帮推 XD 06/17 11:08
193F：推 badbadmonkey:我姐看了也笑了 再推一次XD 06/17 11:34
194F：推 kyokofun1:哈~你在现场不会动未条笑出来 06/17 12:09
195F：推 mylover20:XD 06/17 12:11
196F：推 ilyjj:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/17 12:18
197F：推 masakiashin:推铁汉柔情啦!!! 06/17 12:42
198F：推 rin5542:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/17 13:02
199F：推 by216:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/17 13:22
200F：推 VIOLET523:推铁汉柔情啦!!! 06/17 13:35
201F：推 jellydepp:太好笑！！！ 06/17 14:20
202F：推 kaylotede:有笑有推~ 06/17 14:20
203F：→ Yie:XD 06/17 14:27
204F：推 gam:XDDDDDDD 06/17 14:51
205F：推 Alfielicious:有笑有推!! 06/17 15:29
206F：推 qkenny:XD 06/17 15:44
207F：推 zxc15793:水唷~ 06/17 16:24
208F：推 if8mile:好可爱 我要跟老爸在一起 06/17 17:22
209F：推 fuqule:有笑有推 06/17 18:39
210F：推 sumaira:借转ˊˇˋ谢谢 06/17 18:55
211F：推 nula:XDDDD 超可爱!!!!! 06/17 19:54
212F：推 SiriusLupin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/17 20:04
213F：推 cscc:忍不住笑了 06/17 20:04
214F：推 bforest:好爸爸XDDDDDD 06/17 21:13
215F：推 Akiira:XDDDDDDDDD 06/17 21:24
※ KSCIECS:转录至某隐形看板 06/17 21:53
216F：推 kokocat:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 06/17 21:55
217F：推 xulu0:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~这拿来当广告很有效果耶 06/17 21:58
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218F：推 thenphone:阿哈哈哈哈 白痴 好好笑 06/18 00:28
219F：推 weissfuchs:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~~~~我忍不住笑了 哈哈哈哈哈 06/18 03:09
220F：推 limewow:为什麽实践版很爱PO家乐福? 不过很好笑 哈 06/18 04:19
221F：推 thenphone:因为离学校近吧= = 06/19 01:07