作者datavinci (目標GTD!!)
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標題[轉錄][無言]同學..看路阿!!
時間Sat Nov 15 00:44:29 2008
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: deny0022 (老天許我一個工作吧!!!) 站內: StupidClown
標題: [無言]同學..看路阿!!
時間: Thu Nov 13 21:18:54 2008
今天下午..從士林騎車經要去內湖大魯閣打球..
在經過明水路跟北安路交叉口..等紅綠燈(  ̄ c ̄)y▂ξ
看到前方100m處有一台汽車停在路中間..汽車前面還躺著一台機車..( ̄ー ̄;)
是的很明顯出了車禍...看到汽車車主站在人行道應該是等警察吧..
機車騎士則是躺在路邊休息等救護車吧..
一切看起來都是相當的自然.................
就在這時候...一台白色改裝125機車從我左後方呼嘯而過...是的他闖了紅燈..
然後.................................................................
碰的一聲!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (._.?)
那台125就直接騎上去那台汽車屁股!!!!  ̄▽ ̄||
那台125就直接騎上去那台汽車屁股!!!! ( ̄□ ̄|||)a
那台125就直接騎上去那台汽車屁股!!!! ˋ(′_‵||)ˊ
那台125就直接騎上去那台汽車屁股!!!! ╮(╯_╰)╭
在那瞬間..125騎士在空中飛了起來....然後就躺在地上了.......
我也因為綠燈..就繼續往前騎.....
然後我很明顯的聽到站在人行道的汽車車主說...................
X! 擱一勒來阿!!靠背阿~~~~~
X! 擱一勒來阿!!靠背阿~~~~~
X! 擱一勒來阿!!靠背阿~~~~~
我承認當時我笑了出來.....但是那位同學..拜託..看一下路好嗎???
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1F:→ pp1877:笑死XDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 21:19
2F:→ newjackle:這種狀況~只能說~靠背啊!今天忙人特別多~ 11/13 21:21
3F:推 ROCSimonLiu: X! 擱一勒來阿!!靠背阿~~~~~ 11/13 21:21
4F:推 kart9510050:笑的我肚子好痛 11/13 21:23
5F:推 sophia0626:XD 11/13 21:55
6F:推 ego800:太好笑了..XD 11/13 21:56
7F:推 HSJ116:我無言了 只看到警察來 沒想到是這樣的情形~~~ 11/13 22:00
8F:推 icejokerg: X! 擱一勒來阿!!靠背阿~~~~~ 11/13 22:01
9F:推 s9001111:幹~~這不是JOKE版阿XDDD 笑死了 11/13 22:03
10F:推 SWATDuck:哈哈哈..... 11/13 22:24
11F:推 a6170942:我大笑了......哈哈哈 11/13 22:58
12F:推 hopeless3802:我笑了...... 11/14 00:18
13F:推 OOXXBINGOYA:太好笑啦!!! 11/14 00:20
14F:推 kingrobber:有好笑!!!XDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 00:32
15F:推 ahuatin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 00:35
16F:推 twantwan:哈哈哈哈哈 11/14 00:44
17F:推 ufodinoes:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 00:54
18F:→ cwshitai:好笑到爆XDDDDDDD 11/14 00:55
19F:推 quietvox:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 00:55
20F:推 lostturtle:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 01:07
21F:推 jbwilss:不推不行!!太好笑了 11/14 01:34
22F:推 soslow:太好笑 11/14 01:38
23F:推 slash0215:他的車被剛了 XD 11/14 01:41
24F:推 DRmikeice:這根本就是就可板才會出現的文XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 02:06
25F:推 barbariane:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 02:46
26F:→ arrakis:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 02:50
27F:推 leafinfree:世界真是無奇不有阿 XD 11/14 03:30
28F:推 rubychengru:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD那台汽車好衰~~ 11/14 06:45
29F:推 yaqw:XD 11/14 08:16
30F:→ candis324:哈哈哈超好笑!!!XD 11/14 08:29
31F:推 cacay:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD X! 擱一勒來阿!!靠背阿~~~~~ 11/14 09:09
32F:推 soez0316:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 09:26
33F:推 kcball:雖然好像有點幸災樂禍 但是嘴角還是不爭氣的上揚了.... 11/14 09:46
34F:推 direnlin:雖然這樣很不好…但是…我的嘴角也忍不住上揚了… 11/14 11:03
35F:推 happyloser:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 11:43
36F:推 white0321:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 11:47
37F:推 bluebo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好強大 11/14 12:13
38F:推 YuuTakarai:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD太好笑了啦 11/14 12:15
39F:推 ilay:XDDDDDDDDDD那台汽車真衰 11/14 12:27
40F:推 NotForever:XDDDDDDDD 11/14 12:37
41F:推 turing:前一輛機車應該很高興,賠的錢一下少一半。 11/14 12:51
42F:推 artemis35:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 13:00
43F:推 miel:可以一起去醫院聊 11/14 13:07
44F:推 zoran:XDDDDDDD 11/14 13:14
45F:推 arshess:有笑有推! XD 11/14 13:23
46F:推 kevinhaha:GJ........ 11/14 13:51
47F:推 osaa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 13:51
48F:推 librann:很好笑XDDDDD 11/14 13:52
49F:推 declineangel:為什麼沒閃開?__? 11/14 14:08
50F:推 eiolld:因為他想試試飛車穿越XDDDDD 11/14 14:11
51F:推 oohsa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 14:20
52F:推 cornfan:有笑有推 11/14 14:49
53F:推 star310176:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 14:54
54F:推 duck1221:笑XDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 15:09
55F:推 therealme:媽壓, 笑到快昏倒了... XDDDDD 11/14 15:22
56F:推 fly74:憋笑很痛苦滴... 11/14 15:29
57F:推 kwialo:好好笑!!憋笑好痛苦阿~>"< 11/14 15:52
58F:推 SYWhang:X!看完間噴了,我沒有幸災樂禍的意思,但真的好好笑!! 11/14 15:53
59F:推 frankbarry:X! 擱一勒來阿!!靠背阿~~~~~ 11/14 15:57
60F:推 chegueva:李組長 11/14 16:03
61F:推 november18:好笑好笑!!!!!!!!!! 11/14 16:58
62F:推 pam7752:真的好笑XDDDD 11/14 17:11
63F:推 purple0970:有笑有推~~XDD 11/14 17:51
64F:推 utt1416:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD有笑有推 11/14 18:00
65F:推 htalent:那台汽車要賠到死了 以台灣的法律來看的話 11/14 18:35
66F:推 travisbarker:棍~~~難得笨板也有讓我笑到噴的~~~~~~ 11/14 18:42
67F:推 flyinsunmoon:買一送一阿!! 11/14 18:43
68F:推 tyu2346kimo:有好笑到XDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 18:53
69F:推 christianSK:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 19:23
70F:推 fish0112:好笑XD 11/14 19:29
71F:推 hank61204:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDY 11/14 19:38
72F:推 snowdog1127:雖然這樣很不好…但是…我的嘴角也忍不住上揚了… 11/14 19:49
73F:推 xup6eric8019:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 20:02
74F:推 e9up3:再來一個就可以湊一桌了XDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 20:26
75F:推 rotciv:笨點是100M的路口@@ 11/14 20:39
76F:推 r776578:樓上看錯了吧~是在前方100m的路中央~ 11/14 20:46
77F:推 hapy2001cool:有笑有推XDDDDDD 11/14 20:47
78F:推 timshan:XDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 20:54
79F:推 vawan:XDDDDDDDD 11/14 21:05
80F:推 vicasuna:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDD 11/14 21:13
81F:推 filiptt:X 真的超好笑 笑到肚子痛 11/14 22:14
82F:推 shaoan:XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 22:17
※ shaoan:轉錄至看板 TA_AN 11/14 22:17
83F:推 IDfull:讚啦~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 22:58
84F:推 kazaf79114:我快笑死了 XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD 11/14 23:16
85F:推 kevinduncan:有笑有推~~~ 11/14 23:26
86F:推 YOKIDOKI:大笑 XDDDD 11/14 23:28
87F:推 statdoggy:汽車車主一生最雖的一天XDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 23:45
88F:推 vgh:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/15 00:25
89F:推 datavinci:借轉..... 11/15 00:44
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90F:→ datavinci:同學們....好笑之餘別忘了地點就在我們學校旁邊... 11/15 00:45
91F:→ datavinci:大家注意安全啊!!!! 11/15 00:45
92F:→ datavinci:(.雖然真的很好笑XD..但是想到如果是我們學校學生就冏") 11/15 00:46
93F:推 moocya:如果是改裝白色125機車..那就說....系厚啦!爽~ 11/15 00:58
94F:推 mignonhph:噗哈哈哈哈 我整個大笑(還要憋住) 我想訪問闖紅燈先生 11/15 02:35
95F:→ mignonhph:是為什麼會直接狀上去 11/15 02:36
96F:推 lunaluce:X! 擱一勒來阿!!靠背阿~~~~~ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/15 03:59
97F:推 dinoism:如果排氣管朝天加上比汽車還大根 只能說 死~好~再闖嘛~~~~ 11/15 08:30
98F:推 tonmeister:不論是甚麼咖,都不要發生意外啦! 11/15 09:03
99F:推 CancerPTT:那種排氣管朝天的真的很討厭,從車尾走過去都要被顏射 11/15 18:38
100F:→ CancerPTT:等紅燈的時候前面遇到這種車就更糟 還閃不掉 11/15 18:38
101F:推 ggg2000:你笨版看到..你弟很天兵..阿最後你有載他去嗎??? 11/16 00:07
102F:→ datavinci:沒有XD 笨成這樣懶得理他,事後果然月老沒牽線 11/16 00:26
103F:推 mignonhph:我想看你弟的故事 11/16 14:37