作者datavinci (目标ＧＴＤ！！)
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标题[转录][无言]同学..看路阿!!
时间Sat Nov 15 00:44:29 2008
※ [本文转录自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: deny0022 (老天许我一个工作吧!!!) 站内: StupidClown
标题: [无言]同学..看路阿!!
时间: Thu Nov 13 21:18:54 2008
今天下午..从士林骑车经要去内湖大鲁阁打球..
在经过明水路跟北安路交叉口..等红绿灯( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ
看到前方100m处有一台汽车停在路中间..汽车前面还躺着一台机车..(￣ー￣；)
是的很明显出了车祸...看到汽车车主站在人行道应该是等警察吧..
机车骑士则是躺在路边休息等救护车吧..
一切看起来都是相当的自然.................
就在这时候...一台白色改装125机车从我左後方呼啸而过...是的他闯了红灯..
然後.................................................................
碰的一声!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (．＿．?)
那台125就直接骑上去那台汽车屁股!!!! ￣▽￣||
那台125就直接骑上去那台汽车屁股!!!! (￣□￣|||)a
那台125就直接骑上去那台汽车屁股!!!! ˋ(′_‵||)ˊ
那台125就直接骑上去那台汽车屁股!!!! ╮(╯_╰)╭
在那瞬间..125骑士在空中飞了起来....然後就躺在地上了.......
我也因为绿灯..就继续往前骑.....
然後我很明显的听到站在人行道的汽车车主说...................
X! 搁一勒来阿!!靠背阿~~~~~
X! 搁一勒来阿!!靠背阿~~~~~
X! 搁一勒来阿!!靠背阿~~~~~
我承认当时我笑了出来.....但是那位同学..拜托..看一下路好吗???
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1F：→ pp1877:笑死XDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 21:19
2F：→ newjackle:这种状况~只能说~靠背啊!今天忙人特别多~ 11/13 21:21
3F：推 ROCSimonLiu: X! 搁一勒来阿!!靠背阿~~~~~ 11/13 21:21
4F：推 kart9510050:笑的我肚子好痛 11/13 21:23
5F：推 sophia0626:XD 11/13 21:55
6F：推 ego800:太好笑了..XD 11/13 21:56
7F：推 HSJ116:我无言了 只看到警察来 没想到是这样的情形~~~ 11/13 22:00
8F：推 icejokerg: X! 搁一勒来阿!!靠背阿~~~~~ 11/13 22:01
9F：推 s9001111:干~~这不是JOKE版阿XDDD 笑死了 11/13 22:03
10F：推 SWATDuck:哈哈哈..... 11/13 22:24
11F：推 a6170942:我大笑了......哈哈哈 11/13 22:58
12F：推 hopeless3802:我笑了...... 11/14 00:18
13F：推 OOXXBINGOYA:太好笑啦!!! 11/14 00:20
14F：推 kingrobber:有好笑!!!XDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 00:32
15F：推 ahuatin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 00:35
16F：推 twantwan:哈哈哈哈哈 11/14 00:44
17F：推 ufodinoes:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 00:54
18F：→ cwshitai:好笑到爆XDDDDDDD 11/14 00:55
19F：推 quietvox:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 00:55
20F：推 lostturtle:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 01:07
21F：推 jbwilss:不推不行!!太好笑了 11/14 01:34
22F：推 soslow:太好笑 11/14 01:38
23F：推 slash0215:他的车被刚了 XD 11/14 01:41
24F：推 DRmikeice:这根本就是就可板才会出现的文XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 02:06
25F：推 barbariane:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 02:46
26F：→ arrakis:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 02:50
27F：推 leafinfree:世界真是无奇不有阿 XD 11/14 03:30
28F：推 rubychengru:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD那台汽车好衰~~ 11/14 06:45
29F：推 yaqw:XD 11/14 08:16
30F：→ candis324:哈哈哈超好笑!!!XD 11/14 08:29
31F：推 cacay:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD X! 搁一勒来阿!!靠背阿~~~~~ 11/14 09:09
32F：推 soez0316:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 09:26
33F：推 kcball:虽然好像有点幸灾乐祸 但是嘴角还是不争气的上扬了.... 11/14 09:46
34F：推 direnlin:虽然这样很不好…但是…我的嘴角也忍不住上扬了… 11/14 11:03
35F：推 happyloser:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 11:43
36F：推 white0321:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 11:47
37F：推 bluebo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好强大 11/14 12:13
38F：推 YuuTakarai:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD太好笑了啦 11/14 12:15
39F：推 ilay:XDDDDDDDDDD那台汽车真衰 11/14 12:27
40F：推 NotForever:XDDDDDDDD 11/14 12:37
41F：推 turing:前一辆机车应该很高兴，赔的钱一下少一半。 11/14 12:51
42F：推 artemis35:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 13:00
43F：推 miel:可以一起去医院聊 11/14 13:07
44F：推 zoran:XDDDDDDD 11/14 13:14
45F：推 arshess:有笑有推！ XD 11/14 13:23
46F：推 kevinhaha:GJ........ 11/14 13:51
47F：推 osaa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 13:51
48F：推 librann:很好笑XDDDDD 11/14 13:52
49F：推 declineangel:为什麽没闪开?__? 11/14 14:08
50F：推 eiolld:因为他想试试飞车穿越XDDDDD 11/14 14:11
51F：推 oohsa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 14:20
52F：推 cornfan:有笑有推 11/14 14:49
53F：推 star310176:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 14:54
54F：推 duck1221:笑XDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 15:09
55F：推 therealme:妈压, 笑到快昏倒了... XDDDDD 11/14 15:22
56F：推 fly74:憋笑很痛苦滴... 11/14 15:29
57F：推 kwialo:好好笑!!憋笑好痛苦阿~>"< 11/14 15:52
58F：推 SYWhang:X!看完间喷了，我没有幸灾乐祸的意思，但真的好好笑!! 11/14 15:53
59F：推 frankbarry:X! 搁一勒来阿!!靠背阿~~~~~ 11/14 15:57
60F：推 chegueva:李组长 11/14 16:03
61F：推 november18:好笑好笑!!!!!!!!!! 11/14 16:58
62F：推 pam7752:真的好笑XDDDD 11/14 17:11
63F：推 purple0970:有笑有推~~XDD 11/14 17:51
64F：推 utt1416:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD有笑有推 11/14 18:00
65F：推 htalent:那台汽车要赔到死了 以台湾的法律来看的话 11/14 18:35
66F：推 travisbarker:棍~~~难得笨板也有让我笑到喷的~~~~~~ 11/14 18:42
67F：推 flyinsunmoon:买一送一阿!! 11/14 18:43
68F：推 tyu2346kimo:有好笑到XDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 18:53
69F：推 christianSK:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 19:23
70F：推 fish0112:好笑XD 11/14 19:29
71F：推 hank61204:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDY 11/14 19:38
72F：推 snowdog1127:虽然这样很不好…但是…我的嘴角也忍不住上扬了… 11/14 19:49
73F：推 xup6eric8019:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 20:02
74F：推 e9up3:再来一个就可以凑一桌了XDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 20:26
75F：推 rotciv:笨点是100M的路口@@ 11/14 20:39
76F：推 r776578:楼上看错了吧~是在前方100m的路中央~ 11/14 20:46
77F：推 hapy2001cool:有笑有推XDDDDDD 11/14 20:47
78F：推 timshan:XDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 20:54
79F：推 vawan:XDDDDDDDD 11/14 21:05
80F：推 vicasuna:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDD 11/14 21:13
81F：推 filiptt:X 真的超好笑 笑到肚子痛 11/14 22:14
82F：推 shaoan:XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 22:17
※ shaoan:转录至看板 TA_AN 11/14 22:17
83F：推 IDfull:赞啦~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 22:58
84F：推 kazaf79114:我快笑死了 XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD 11/14 23:16
85F：推 kevinduncan:有笑有推~~~ 11/14 23:26
86F：推 YOKIDOKI:大笑 XDDDD 11/14 23:28
87F：推 statdoggy:汽车车主一生最虽的一天XDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 23:45
88F：推 vgh:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/15 00:25
89F：推 datavinci:借转..... 11/15 00:44
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90F：→ datavinci:同学们....好笑之余别忘了地点就在我们学校旁边... 11/15 00:45
91F：→ datavinci:大家注意安全啊!!!! 11/15 00:45
92F：→ datavinci:(.虽然真的很好笑XD..但是想到如果是我们学校学生就冏") 11/15 00:46
93F：推 moocya:如果是改装白色125机车..那就说....系厚啦！爽～ 11/15 00:58
94F：推 mignonhph:噗哈哈哈哈 我整个大笑（还要憋住） 我想访问闯红灯先生 11/15 02:35
95F：→ mignonhph:是为什麽会直接状上去 11/15 02:36
96F：推 lunaluce:X! 搁一勒来阿!!靠背阿~~~~~ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/15 03:59
97F：推 dinoism:如果排气管朝天加上比汽车还大根 只能说 死~好~再闯嘛~~~~ 11/15 08:30
98F：推 tonmeister:不论是甚麽咖，都不要发生意外啦！ 11/15 09:03
99F：推 CancerPTT:那种排气管朝天的真的很讨厌，从车尾走过去都要被颜射 11/15 18:38
100F：→ CancerPTT:等红灯的时候前面遇到这种车就更糟 还闪不掉 11/15 18:38
101F：推 ggg2000:你笨版看到..你弟很天兵..阿最後你有载他去吗??? 11/16 00:07
102F：→ datavinci:没有XD 笨成这样懒得理他,事後果然月老没牵线 11/16 00:26
103F：推 mignonhph:我想看你弟的故事 11/16 14:37