作者Wangdy (蒙古人)
看板BlizzHeroes
标题[闲聊] 安度因的语音
时间Tue Apr 23 18:59:45 2019
安度因讲笑话
从reddit搬运过来
www.reddit.com/r/heroesofthestorm/comments/bg9n3q/anduins_jokes_in_text
Greetings, friend.
A king is only as noble as the cause he serves.
Please, now is not the time for that. Also, it will never be the time for
that.
The Light will abolish the Shadow in all its forms! I personally would never
resort to its dark methods.
Except when playing Hearthstone. Sometimes that game brings out the worst in
me.
A lot of people don’t realize how difficult and …awkward it is to grow up
in the spotlight, your every success and every failure laid bare in front of
the entire world…..of warcraft.
Mhh? Oh! Actually, I am still wearing the helmet, it’s just transmogrified
to “hidden.”
其实我有戴头盔啦，只是勾选「不显示头盔」
You know those Shadow Priests are a bad influence. If one mind controlled you
and asked you to jump off a bridge, would you do it? The answer is “yes,”
by the way. Yuck!
Oh crud! I forgot to cast fortify on the group. Eh. I’m sure one of the
other Priests on the battleground will get it.
When you really think about it, isn’t every race in the Alliance an Allied
Race?
据说是wow的梗，因为wow多了个 allied race，但是 Alliance里的种族
不都是allied race吗？
In Pandaren board games the goal is for both players to win. In Hearthstone
the goal is for me to beat you to death. With your own minions.
在熊猫国的桌游游戏目标是要双方都赢，但是在炉石里却是要
我把你往死里打 (用你自己的手下)
There will be peace. One day. At least I think there will. How many WoW
expansions are left again? ….Oh… ohh.. oh. Well. Well then.
我认为艾泽拉斯终将有和平的一天，一定会.....
对了，魔兽世界还会有多少资料片？ 嗯~ 好吧~
Why did the Priesthood call it a Leap of Faith? No one leaps and it certainly
doesn’t require faith. I’ve always thought “Lifegrip” would be more
accurate.
为什麽信仰之跃要叫信仰之跃呢？ 没人跳跃，甚至不需要信仰，
我觉得叫 活命之握 还比较精确一点
A Paladin, a Medic, a DJ, the Archangel of Hope, and a Priest walk into a
bar. The bartender stops them and says “Ey! No support groups!”
这个笑话已经过时啦~ 英雄分类的 sup 已经不是这些补师们了
My father always said everything the Light touches is our kingdom. But not
Deadwind Pass. We don’t go there.
其实好几个我都不懂笑点在哪~
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1F：推 zcbmxvn0316: 活命之握是在呛dk的死握吧XD 04/23 19:27
2F：推 felaray: 不显示头盔XDD 04/23 19:30
3F：→ felaray: WOW资料片也很XD 04/23 19:31
4F：→ difficulttt: Alliance是阵营名称，allied race是同盟种族 04/23 19:32
5F：→ difficulttt: allied race需要特定条件解锁 并不在Alliance一开始 04/23 19:33
6F：→ difficulttt: 就能选的种族里 04/23 19:33
7F：→ difficulttt: 然後上一个 fortify是wow里面牧师的团队buff技能 04/23 19:37
8F：→ difficulttt: 可以提高队友血量 那句是说他忘了上BUFF，不过他想 04/23 19:38
9F：→ difficulttt: 团里的其他牧师应该会放...(然後就没人放了) 04/23 19:39
10F：推 strray: 酒吧的笑话就是说没有sup啦 04/23 21:00
11F：推 xrdx: WOW版龙虎王那篇也有部份翻译，还蛮多梗挺好笑的w 04/23 21:00
12F：推 aggressorX: 不显示头盔可以 04/23 21:47
13F：推 jerray: 最後一个应该是kuso狮子王... 04/23 21:58
14F：推 bbtbbt77: PTR可以直接开中文听 04/24 00:15
15F：推 ArgentumDan: 酒吧的梗是在说Support Group除了「一团辅助」外也 04/24 19:15
16F：→ ArgentumDan: 有「（戒酒）互助会」的意思 04/24 19:15
17F：→ ArgentumDan: 推完才发现下一篇有人回了，尴尬... 04/24 19:22
18F：→ dchain: 活命之握是WOW牧师拉人那招吗? 常常用在救跑位失误的队友 04/25 17:53
19F：推 yinyang102: 那招在WOW叫虔信之跃 04/25 18:00