整理时发现元老板友们留下了一个弥足珍贵的网站-- 许久以前由一个法国歌迷所建立的葛拉拉fansite http://lethargy.free.fr/homepage.html 非常诡异的是他从2003? 2004? 年以後就说这个网站不会再更新了 (怪哉是站长跟葛拉拉吵架吗???XD) 因为年久失修的关系,里面的资料所剩无几,基本上只有文字档残存下来 不过呢这资料还是非常珍贵的,各位绵羊迷们都知道,我们的葛拉拉是不搞八卦的 若上网查graham coxon profile 只会得到基本到不行的资料 比方说在德国出生啦,把拔Bob马麻pauline啦,身高有180啦, = = 进阶点的,ex爱喝酒/换过不少女朋友(??)/戴着没有度数的眼镜/住在camden 36号之外 从这篇"如何变成葛拉拉"可以稍微看到他的内心世界喔!!! 希望这篇文章内容没有op过:P ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 1. Let's start with the shoes : buy yourself a pair of red converse, a pair of bogues, a pair of skater shoes (and tie the laces with a huge knot, even if it makes you feel dumb), a pair of ethnies. But remember, even if all of your friends wear Dr Martens shoes, you must never wear any. (马汀大夫是某个D开头的大叔穿的吧) 2. Now, the T-shirts : any stripes one will do. If you have money, buy yourself\ some movie related ones (example : Abbyss). A less expensive solution would be to draw on basic T-shirts youself : buy an XL light blue one and draw a smoking dog on it, and write "Bob Hund" above. You can also write Cheryl, Grave Digger, Grand Royal, Levi's, the Roxons or Lonsdale on it. Buy a Fred Perry shirt. As for sweatshirts, get a hold of a Lonsdale and a Philip Basketball one, or a grey one with a hood and two blur stripes on the sleeve. (葛拉拉的犯人/斑马装的确很明显) 3. As for the trousers : get some baggy Carhartt, and basically any pair of jeans that's baggy, as well as a pair of beige baggy shorts. (他确实还蛮喜欢米色说) 4. Get yourself two pairs of glasses : a thick pair (preferably black) and a normal pair. (依照镜片的折射率来看,他根本没有近视/眼镜根本没度数吧!!!) >> There you go, you know have all the material to *look like* Graham ! 5. Now, the hair : cut them pretty short and die them black. Do not brush them \ or anything. Even in a bad hair day, leave them standing vertically on your head. (最近有留长的趋势,胡子也是!!) 6. Buy a green skateboard. Learn to skateboard, and don't worry about skating b\arefoot. Even if your toes end up completely cut up. When you feel confident enough about your skills, use it as your main means of transport. Go to gigs on it for example. (他哪时当起了skater boy了) 7. Get a cat and call him Bastard. (他一不小心就会忘记喂猫吧...表演的时候吉他都会拿错= = 猫咪被叫这名好可怜) 8. Buy yourself Les Paul Gibson Guitar, it's powerful and reliable. Put a sticker on it. Then learn how to play. Really well. That'll be the hardest part, so don't give up, even when you feel you're crap. You can't be crap, you're Graham Coxon's clone for fuck's sake !! While you're at it, you should also try to learn saxophon, drums, bass guitar, clarinet, etc etc... Plus, if you have a lot of money, get all of his guitars (ie a Fender '52 Telecaster, a Fender Stratocaster, a Fender Musicmaster, a Fender Jaguar, a Squire Telecaster, a Gibson SG, a Gibson ES-335, a Guild Acoustic, a Gibson Acoustic, and a Harmony Sovereign). (在吉他手杂志09八月号有讲葛拉拉在13岁时"霸占"他sister-- hayley的吉他XD 06四月号有说他变得越来越greedy bout guitars...need to get some more) 9. Buy a house in Camden and go down the pub a lot. Play pool a little. (这间pub 必包含 good mixer,大家都知道吧!!! 到底是哪一条巷子的36号呢???) 10. Paint a lot. Put a lot of black and beige. Never make happy paintings though. They must look like they come from some troubled mind, which would still be a bit childish though. Be talented. (葛拉拉近年越来越不忧郁了...觉得06是他最帅!!的时候,现在也很帅啦只是更有大叔感) (梦大部落格里面有一张葛拉拉正在签名画图的照片, 那个情态总让我想到日本女优*殴飞* 没有侮辱梦大部落格的意思!!! <囧>) 11. Say PJ Harvey is nothing very complicated and then change your mind a few days later. Go to the quotes section of this website and learn all of them by heart, and try to say them during interviews. (我不知道PJ是谁耶!!!) 12. Find yourself a Swedish girlfriend (or teach your girlfriend Sweddish), and have a daughter with her. Give her an original name like... errr... Salt (haha). (anna小姐好像跟葛拉拉分开很久了耶,不过看来两人关系还算良好) 13. If you don't smoke yet, i'm afraid you're gonna have to start. And not only cigarettes of course. (这是好几年前的资料了吧,葛拉拉好像不抽菸很久罗) 谜之音: 这样来台湾会比较习惯啊!!! XD 14. Make crap jokes. Here's an example : when you go to the zoo and see huge fish, say : "Imagine the size of the chips !". (这是像我一样的贪吃鬼才会懂的笑点XDDDDDD) 15. Listen to music like Sonic Youth, Fungus, Nick Drake, Bob Hund, the Radar Bros, Mission of Burma... American hardccore will do, always. (葛拉拉常常在催特上面回SY的留言!!) 16. Don't sleep too much, so that you always have dark circles beneath your eyes. (我觉得他黑眼圈没有很深) 17. Bite your lips a lot and basically do weird stuff with them ; scratch your eyes a lot, as well as your head. (众所周知的小动作) 18. Buy yourself a golden dollar necklace, even if it's dreadful. (只知道他常戴一个类似爱心造型的项链耶) 19. Make up your own group with the guy who made fun of you in primary school (you know, the one who made fun of your shoes !). Be successful in that first group. Then start a solo career too, and make two albums all by yourself (write, play all the instruments, sing, produce). The first one must be depressing, and the second one must be angry. Do a five dates tour even though you'd said earlier in your career that singing in front of people was embarrassing. (大门好像是说: 嘿!你的鞋子很蠢,看我的吧!!!) 谜之音:你自己现在还不是变得掐比+私立匹 = = 20. Jump high during gigs. (拿手绝活!!!) 21. Make fun of French TV presenters during interviews, and do not answer to their questions. (我一直觉得葛拉拉很爱说些怪怪的法文) 22. Tell Ash you're a fan of theirs. (这里的ash绝对不是dragon ash) 23. Do not like Damien Hirst and Chris Evans. Do not like football and Page Three girls. But do not say so until you're being asked. (要他运动简直是要了他的命...吧,只爱骑摩托车= =) 24. Sing a little out of key during live performances, always look at your guitar and almost never at the croud or at your bandsmate. Sing quite low too, you don't want people to hear you do you !? (腼腆>//<) 25. When you sign autographs, write "Graham Coxon" and draw a heart below, but mess it up, make it look more like a flower. (长期观察:他的个性一定有隐性的破坏因子, 包括mess-ups 跟 strong colors 还有 vociferous riffs都是他快感的来源!!!!) 再复习一下MTV 2 indie cribs of graham coxon 乱得跟什麽一样 26. Drink Stellas. And tea. But do not mix them. (不敢喝酒= =好苦) 27. When the lead singer of your band screws up in the words of songs, make fun of him. But do forget the words of the songs too. (每次都会想到大门严重走音的那首beetlebum!!!!!!!!!!! 想到都会笑) 28. Play some of your guitar solos backwards. (怎麽弄啊!!!好想听听看) 29. Be friends with the members of Idlewild. (我也超爱idlewild) 30. Take your daughter to gigs, even when she is still very very little. (听说 you & i 这首歌就是从葛拉拉跟胡椒妹说的话发展出来的喔!!! "it's gonna be a while/until i really see u smile" 好像是说巡回之前要哄女儿"把拔一下就回家罗"吧!!!XD by 吉他手06四月号) 31. Sleep on your stomach. (我知道葛拉拉常常俯卧睡!!! 可是这样好累喔会呼吸不良) 32. Get a tiny black tattoo on the top of your left arm. (彗星造型的刺青...怪) 33. Don't talk too much. Look sensitive and shy. But don't be too nice to people. Just look complex. (也有听说过葛拉拉讨厌james blunt还呛他 you're pitiful!!!!) rock stArs Are not cool 2000-2003 - all rights reserved 这句话是葛拉拉的名言吗? 被当作站名耶,让我想起snoopy当中schroeder跟lucy说 "beethoven was NOT CUTE!" (w/ a serious tone) XD --

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