作者footballitis (Eggy Hardy)
看板Blur
标题Re: [闲聊] how to become Graham
时间Tue Sep 8 23:58:49 2009
※ 引述《cherified (榭俐霏)》之铭言:
前文恕删~
这些资料比较旧,所以跟现在的葛拉拉有些地方不同,不过还是很有趣XD
: 1. Let's start with the shoes : buy yourself a pair of red converse, a pair of
: bogues, a pair of skater shoes (and tie the laces with a huge knot, even if it
: makes you feel dumb), a pair of ethnies. But remember, even if all of your
: friends wear Dr Martens shoes, you must never wear any.
: (马汀大夫是某个D开头的大叔穿的吧)
最後这句实在很有笑点XDDD
: 3. As for the trousers : get some baggy Carhartt, and basically any pair of
: jeans that's baggy, as well as a pair of beige baggy shorts.
: (他确实还蛮喜欢米色说)
现在他的裤子除了米色外,几乎就是Levi's 501了,
偶尔会穿一下七分裤或及膝短裤这样XD
近期的另一个趋势是,穿什麽裤子都要露一下内裤裤头(爆)
: 4. Get yourself two pairs of glasses : a thick pair (preferably black) and
: a normal pair.
: (依照镜片的折射率来看,他根本没有近视/眼镜根本没度数吧!!!)
哈哈,我也这样听说。表演上他总是戴没多久就把眼镜拿下来(或者它们自己滑下去XD)
但似乎却还是能把前排观众看得一清二楚。显然是没什麽度数吧XD
对他来说,戴眼镜果然还是造型上的考量为主?
: 6. Buy a green skateboard. Learn to skateboard, and don't worry about skating
: b\arefoot. Even if your toes end up completely cut up. When you feel confident
: enough about your skills, use it as your main means of transport. Go to gigs
: on it for example.
: (他哪时当起了skater boy了)
以前他确实当过滑板男孩,但技巧到哪个程度就完全不清楚了XD
後来是目称「年纪大了不适合再玩滑板」才改玩机车。
: 7. Get a cat and call him Bastard.
: (他一不小心就会忘记喂猫吧...表演的时候吉他都会拿错= = 猫咪被叫这名好可怜)
我记得这是Food老板Andy Ross的猫...他帮人家照顾猫结果把猫照顾到落跑XDrz
: 10. Paint a lot. Put a lot of black and beige. Never make happy paintings
: though. They must look like they come from some troubled mind, which would
: still be a bit childish though. Be talented.
: (葛拉拉近年越来越不忧郁了...觉得06是他最帅!!的时候,现在也很帅啦只是更有大叔感)
: (梦大部落格里面有一张葛拉拉正在签名画图的照片...那表情总让我想到日本女优*殴飞*)
近年来的画作确实比较不那麽极端了,The Spinning Top里有几张甚至走优美路线XD
日本女优?因为他抿嘴吗?XDDDD
: 11. Say PJ Harvey is nothing very complicated and then change your mind a
: few days later. Go to the quotes section of this website and learn all of
: them by heart, and try to say them during interviews.
: (我不知道PJ是谁耶!!!)
PJ Harvey是着名的女歌手,这个哏是来自Blur的纪录片名场面(?),
喝醉了的葛拉拉与大门讨论PJ Harvey,故意高调地批评她(也许是为了激怒大门?XD)
说"PJ Harvey is nothing very complicated."
但隔天早上再问他,他又说「PJ Harvey很好呀,别管我之前说的了,啾咪~」
(好啦啾咪是我加的,但那表情真的很有那种感觉 XD)
可参考这影片:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Boj7tiWAjQ
: 13. If you don't smoke yet, i'm afraid you're gonna have to start.
: And not only cigarettes of course.
: (这是好几年前的资料了吧,葛拉拉好像不抽菸很久罗)
: 谜之音: 这样来台湾会比较习惯啊!!! XD
本来是戒菸很久了没错...可是今年在Blur表演的後台又被拍到有抽菸 囧
希望只是因为压力大而暂时恢复,快戒掉啦!
: 15. Listen to music like Sonic Youth, Fungus, Nick Drake, Bob Hund,
: the Radar Bros, Mission of Burma... American hardccore will do, always.
: (葛拉拉常常在催特上面回SY的留言!!)
後来他也听很多英国民谣乐手,前阵子最新的爱人(?)是Kevin Ayers XD
: 18. Buy yourself a golden dollar necklace, even if it's dreadful.
: (只知道他常戴一个类似爱心造型的项链耶)
爱心项链是新的,今年才在戴,$的项链以前在Blur有阵子很常戴,
现在一时找不到更清楚的照片,总之这张图里戴的那条就是$项链:
http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o174/footballitis/mojo2vo3.jpg
(panner要补充图吗?XD)
: 20. Jump high during gigs.
: (拿手绝活!!!)
还有後滚翻(backflip)!!XD
: 23. Do not like Damien Hirst and Chris Evans. Do not like football and
: Page Three girls. But do not say so until you're being asked.
: (要他运动简直是要了他的命...吧,只爱骑摩托车= =)
我记得他有在固定健身,不过他确实应该不是什麽运动健将,显然只是想练线条而已XD
: 24. Sing a little out of key during live performances, always look at your
: guitar and almost never at the croud or at your bandsmate. Sing quite low
: too, you don't want people to hear you do you !?
: (腼腆>//<)
咦,只是a little out of key 吗?(殴)
其实他会偷看观众哪。XD 还有我觉得他在Blur唱合音时明明常常都很大声很抢戏XDDD
: 31. Sleep on your stomach.
: (我知道葛拉拉常常俯卧睡!!! 可是这样好累喔会呼吸不良)
趴睡证据:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgA_DlR8WsM
: 32. Get a tiny black tattoo on the top of your left arm.
: (彗星造型的刺青...怪)
证据同上题,影片中可清楚看到。XD
: 33. Don't talk too much. Look sensitive and shy. But don't be too nice to
: people. Just look complex.
: (也有听说过葛拉拉讨厌james blunt还呛他 you're pitiful!!!!)
他批评过很多人其实。难搞的绵羊?
: rock stArs Are not cool 2000-2003 - all rights reserved
: 这句话是葛拉拉的名言吗? 被当作站名耶,让我想起snoopy当中schrolder跟lucy说
: "beethoven is NOT CUTE!" XD
是他在The Sky Is Too High里的"Who the Fuck...?"歌词:
"Rock Stars are not cool
They're full of this guy they call Satan
kids stuff oozing from their mouths"
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※ 编辑: footballitis 来自: 114.44.114.44 (09/09 00:00)
1F:推 cherified:未看先推!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 09/09 00:05
2F:推 yijuan:我们干了一样的事情XD 有OP请见谅 09/09 00:06
3F:推 TofuPanny:这篇也推一下,补充得很详细 :D 09/09 23:20