作者cherified (榭俐霏)
看板Blur
标题[闲聊] Graham quotes (1)
时间Wed Sep 9 17:03:21 2009
这篇文章也是从上面那个古老的网站中抓来的!!
资讯还是一样跟现在有点落差喔,有请三剑客帮忙更新补完啊!!! (拜)
原本想要一次贴完的,但是批踢踢好容易当机喔,我的批币都飞了 T T
所以还是分个两三次贴好了
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Not only can Graham play the guitar and shitloads of other instruments, sing,
write and paint, he also HAS LOTS TO SAY !
1. "I bought Cinnamon and Golden Grahams and these indie kids in the shop
laughed at me. It was funny but embarrassing."
(绵羊何不用你的大牙反咬回去呢!!! 噢不年少时期可是很以和为贵的,
可能是难搞的绵羊基因尚未突变,也有可能後来才进入拟态模式??????)
2. (If you had a superpower what would it be ?) "The US. I'd make it small
enough to fit in my spare room. Then George Bush would be ant sized and I'd
put him in a matchbox so he couldn't come out."
(葛拉拉是个美国小孩,具体点说应该是德裔美国小孩
他除了穿衣风格稍稍英国以外,还是比较像德国人跟美国人!!!)
3. "Being a dad is amazing, yeah. That's where I'm learning more about me
than anywhere else, from this little girl who doesn't really know what is
happening in the world. Doesn't know anything. She's helped me become the
emperor of myself really."
(潜在的 control freak!!)
4. (What do you think of the Gorillaz stuff?) "That's a tough question.
(long pause) And now I'll leave it at that! No, it's cool, Damon's doing his
thing, and he needs to do his thing. We all do. You know, I don't expect
anybody to particularly like my stuff. And I think that's the healthiest way
you can make music really, not expecting people to like it."
(这应该是有点年纪以後说的话了,标准的後期访问风格
不过gorillaz也是要到葛拉拉三十岁以後才比较上轨道不是吗:P)
5. (Are you pissed off with Gorillaz becoming more popular than Blur?)
"No i'm not, although i'd like to know who's buying Gorillaz. But it's good
because it's Damon's. He's doing what he wants to do. I think it's obviously
going to be more popular than Blur stuff because it's of a substandard nature
to Blur stuff. The music is pretty good but the more popular a thing is in
this country, the more rubbish it is. It'd be best if people listened to
simpler music, stuff that resonates more soulfully."
(同上,但他也间接承认大门猴是blur的主导人)
6, "I'm squeamish about seafood. I can't pull the heads off shrimps and
things like that ; get me fingers all mucky in their eggs and peel the armour
off. I dont like that."
(虾很好吃耶@@ 可惜了葛拉拉)
7. (Do you have any phobias ?) "I used to not be able to walk up Parkway
(busy Camden thoroughfare). I'd completely avoid it because I thought people
would be making comments about me. I suppose that's what comes with being a
slightly recognisable figure around here, you wonder what people are gonna
be saying. "
(戴口罩跟帽子不就好了!!即使很怪,那就太阳眼镜吧,好像也挺怪的齁!)
8, (If you were Prime Minister, what would you do ?) "Change the national
anthem to nothing. I don't like nationality."
(很不英国的一面)
9. (Are you good in bed ?) "Absolutely. Not. I'm very good at sleeping.
I go to sleep very quick. I don't know about shagging. I can be good,
i can be awful. I think i'm quite selfless."
(葛拉拉有一个倾向:回答不想回答的问题都会spaced out!! 乱讲一通)
10. "Graham's fans seem to be really fucking mad. Alex fans just seem to be
mad. The classic fanbase of people that like Damon are completely fine.
I just seem to attract complete nutters."
(让我想到大门猴曾经说"葛拉拉的fans都会想吃了他"
烤羊肉真的不错啊~~羊肉炉也很好吃~~)
11. "The obsessive psychos that are our original fanbase, you know,
they're the ones I like... Our original audiences, they're the people
I'm the most fond of, not the people who just do what the TV tells them
to do."
(fashion is doing the things you're told, innit? by吉他手06四月号)
12. "I think it's better if blokes can admit that they can have crushes
on other blokes. I've probably had crushes but never really sexual crushes
on men."
(葛拉拉对男人没有幻想!!!大叔fans要哭哭罗)
13. "I crapped on my jumper. I wanted to poo and I forgot it was tied around
my waist. I had to throw it into someone's garden."
(好恶心XDDDDDDDDDD)
14. "Being run over is quite scary,actually - You have that split second when
you say 'ooh, crikey!' shut your eyes, grit your teeth and bounce off the
bonnet. I had to ask a copper if I was dead."
(这个在访问葛拉拉代言cordings那篇报导里面有!!
其实想起来那场景应该还颇无脑的...年少轻狂啊)
15. "I'm trying to learn skateboard at the moment. I tried to skate in
bare feet, bad idea. I completely cut up my toes."
(好吧我相信你曾经是滑板男孩,但老了别再做这种事情啦免得骨头散掉!!)
16. "Spiders are cool but I'm still scared of them . But I don't kill them."
(可以想像他看到蜘蛛尖叫的画面吗!!!!
或是他可以跟蜘蛛说: oochy woochy XDDDD)
17. "My old flat is covered with carcasses of mosquitos all over the walls
because I never bothered to clean up , as a warning."
(the god of mess-ups again)
18. "I'm a Christian without God. I'm an agnostic erection boy.
Whatever that means... Barman! Barman!"
(他只相信酒神dionysus吧!!)
19. "I'm perfectly charming and then at the point where I start forgetting
what's happening I get drunk and that's when I turn into a horrible bastard."
(在喝醉以外的时刻我都是很迷人的唷~啾咪!!!)
20. "You have to learn to keep your mouth shut when you have to get any
drinks in."
(有加菲猫的感觉)
21. (about alcohol) "Chocolate does the same thing to your happy centres.
But you can't have ten Mars Bars and be rolling around on the floor insulting
people and shouting and crying for no reason. Which is a shame. Heheheh."
(巧克力比起酒来还是略逊一筹因为他不会使你醉orz)
22. "If I was one of my friends, Graham Coxon would be the person I most
likely saw stopped drinking."
(一度曾经是不可能的任务啊)
23. "When I started to swear at furniture, I knew it was time to stop drinking"
(XDDD 家具跟人傻傻分不清楚)
24. "Cynicism is something I really dislike, and the thing about becoming
soberer and clearer is that a lot of cynicism disappears. I don't want to
be a bloke who shies away from emotion."
(这段话有很怪的矛盾)
25. (on being asked whether he'd quit drinking for good)
"I still drink non-alchoolic drinks"
(比方说红牛提神饮料啊)
26. "When you drink and smoke you kind of float around.
That's why these straight-edge bands are so uptight. I couldn't imagine
being teetotal forever. I like to be a bit of everything. Yeah, I am drinking
at the moment, but not too much."
(葛拉拉应该会很向往中国式的神游太虚幻境,oh such an oriental touch!!)
27. "Me giving up drinking was like a miracle."
(i cannot agree more!)
28. "We used to drink so much. I'd have a bottle of wine under the chair
my amp was sat on and I'd swig my way trough that."
(感觉很像捷运上偷吃槟榔的大叔!!!!)
29. "Jack Daniels makes us all puke."
(哈哈哈)
30. "I don't like drugs - never liked drugs. I'm not a very good creature
for things like that, I haven't got enough confidence."
(其实是怕吸毒人会变丑吧!! 葛拉拉这麽爱漂亮!!!)
31. "Words I use for 'excellent' are brilliant, smart, decent, ace.
And we use 'blinking' instead of a real swear word, like when you're
with your grandmother."
(很基本的绵羊用语!!)
32. "Of course I'm an hedonist, what else worth living for?
The rest is just killing time really.. "
(这一看也知道至少是五~十年前说的话!!)
33. "I'm attracted to trauma. I like things like that.I'm a born martyr."
(真的是天生要葬在忠烈祠的那种...下面还有一段说他为了女朋友冷战而撞衣柜!!!)
34. "After Blur , I'll get married."
(你现在也还没结婚啊不是吗XD)
35. "We're very dissatisfied with anything that isn't slightly...twisted.
I like people like John Lennon who are stars in a totally anti-star way."
(说得好)
37. "I hate the video for "Country House". I love the song, but
the association with it has become Page Three and Benny hill instead of
Blur."
(这MV的确还蛮糟的XD)
38. "If I’d done what I was supposed to do in the "Country House" video
I would have had a lobotomy by now. I was supposed to do all sorts of nasty
things – getting bottoms in my face and chasing girls."
(这MV一定多半是alex出的主意... 我承认我对他有偏见)
39. "Damon ?? sexy ?? He's about as sexy as a stuffed fish , pal!"
(嬉皮式的死鱼XDDDD)
40. "Damon wasn't liked (at school) and I thought he was a vain wanker."
(wanker这字用得很精确!!!)
41. (on Damon) "I used to come around and see him and he'd play this
weird stuff that was endless piano, with no singing in it at all. It was
just nuts."
(绵羊大炮)
42. "Damon will always have extremes. When we were at school together,
he would always be duffed up in the toilets. We used to go out on the town
and he'd get beaten up by the New Model Army crew. We used to go to a pub
called The Cups, and every time I went there with Damon he'd go to the bog
and he'd have his beating up. And he'd go: 'Graham, Graham, I've just been
beaten up.' And I'd go: 'Oh my God.' So he'd go: 'I'm going'. And I'd say:
'No, stay, have another drink.' And then he'd go, and I'd stay behind and
get drunk with the people who beat him up."
(两个人都是烂嘴如泥的酒鬼,下面还有一段说葛拉拉是人型脚踏垫更好笑!!)
43. "Damon is a self-centred fucker sometimes."
(牡羊座的人好像都这样XD 哈哈我跟大门同星座)
44. "If Damon goes on about football and Page Three girls, that means
we all get associated with it. I hate football and I hate Page Three Girls,
but people always want to hear Damon's opinion."
(没办法谁叫大门比较三八啊)
45. "It seems that Damon and I are going to be in each other's lives musically
forever, in some way or other. Whether it's with Blur or without Blur or sort
of like the Old Gits, probably. Which is quite an amusing thought. We just
get on very well, especially musically."
(你们一定是生命共同体的啊^^ 两人上辈子说不定是夫妻)
46. The first thing Damon ever said to me was that his shoes were more
expensive than mine. Eventually, he went off to work in drama school in
London."
(大门猴小小年纪就掉入物欲的火坑啊...阿弥陀佛)
47. (on "The Great Escape" period)"Damon and I were becoming like
Business Associates, whenever we'd see each other we had to dress up
in suits and clean our teeth."
(那你们其他时间都在干麻)
48. "I hate a lot of things that Alex stands for. I don't want people to think
it's what this band is about. All that Groucho Club bollocks and him going on
about birds and boozing all the time, I hate that."
(绵羊对把妹痛饮的活动不感兴趣...只喜欢弹吉他)
49. "It's nothing bad between me and Alex. It's just to do with sense of
humour. We're very similar. If he wants to try and be in The Average White
Band then I'm going to be in the Gang Of Four. I'm cutting against him all
the time, because he's, like, a sexy musician and I feel... shy and clumsy.
So I try and fuck up his funk. It's basically teenage party jealousy."
(dun every say that!! 绵羊类型的男人会越老越帅!!)
50. "Alex's idea of glamour is my idea of death, really."
(XD 可想而知)
51. "You become totally aware of your every action. It's a very weird thing
not to be able to walk to the shops without thinking of yourself as the
guitarist in Blur walking to the shops."
(嗯嗯)
52. "I don't feel famous at all. I've noticed it, and I suppose it's become
an effort to be unfamous. It's crude, but the idea I have of myself is of
someone who's getting pints of milk on the corner in the morning."
(incentive!! 若你有在牛奶公司上班的话,
我一定会订购你们的牛奶,而且每天早上都会站在家门口等你送过来XDDD)
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