※ 引述《cherified (榭俐霏)》之铭言： : 这篇文章也是从上面那个古老的网站中抓来的!! : 资讯还是一样跟现在有点落差喔,有请三剑客帮忙更新补完啊!!! (拜) : 原本想要一次贴完的,但是批踢踢好容易当机喔,我的批币都飞了 T T : 所以还是分个两三次贴好了 版主辛苦了。本来想帮忙把每句都翻成中文，大家读起来比较轻松， 可是这些句子实在太 多 啦！！所以我也发表一点感想就好... 囧 : ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- : Not only can Graham play the guitar and shitloads of other instruments, sing, : write and paint, he also HAS LOTS TO SAY ! : 1. "I bought Cinnamon and Golden Grahams and these indie kids in the shop : laughed at me. It was funny but embarrassing." : (绵羊何不用你的大牙反咬回去呢!!! 噢不年少时期可是很以和为贵的, : 可能是难搞的绵羊基因尚未突变,也有可能後来才进入拟态模式??????) 当时的情况他应该只是觉得很害羞又很好笑吧 XD Golden Grahams长这样 http://tinyurl.com/n3cmgb : 2. (If you had a superpower what would it be ?) "The US. I'd make it small : enough to fit in my spare room. Then George Bush would be ant sized and I'd : put him in a matchbox so he couldn't come out." : (葛拉拉是个美国小孩,具体点说应该是德裔美国小孩 : 他除了穿衣风格稍稍英国以外,还是比较像德国人跟美国人!!!) 他是标准英国小孩。 葛拉爸是驻德国的军乐队，所以小葛拉出生後在德国待过几年， 他过世的爷爷教过他讲一点德文，除此之外他跟一般英国小朋友没两样。 : 3. "Being a dad is amazing, yeah. That's where I'm learning more about me : than anywhere else, from this little girl who doesn't really know what is : happening in the world. Doesn't know anything. She's helped me become the : emperor of myself really." : (潜在的 control freak!!) 没有控制狂这麽严重啦 XDDD 养育女儿那种被需要的感觉，让他感受到自己也有照顾别人的能力， 这点让一向缺乏自信且生活一度失控的葛拉稍微找回信心。 : 4. (What do you think of the Gorillaz stuff?) "That's a tough question. : (long pause) And now I'll leave it at that! No, it's cool, Damon's doing his : thing, and he needs to do his thing. We all do. You know, I don't expect : anybody to particularly like my stuff. And I think that's the healthiest way : you can make music really, not expecting people to like it." : (这应该是有点年纪以後说的话了,标准的後期访问风格 : 不过gorillaz也是要到葛拉拉三十岁以後才比较上轨道不是吗:P) : 5. (Are you pissed off with Gorillaz becoming more popular than Blur?) : "No i'm not, although i'd like to know who's buying Gorillaz. But it's good : because it's Damon's. He's doing what he wants to do. I think it's obviously : going to be more popular than Blur stuff because it's of a substandard nature : to Blur stuff. The music is pretty good but the more popular a thing is in : this country, the more rubbish it is. It'd be best if people listened to : simpler music, stuff that resonates more soulfully." : (同上,但他也间接承认大门猴是blur的主导人) 嗯，Gorillaz我也很喜欢。他们在英国以外真的比Blur红很多， 在Youtube甚至有人把Gorillaz MV配上Song 2，引来路人问 "这首歌是谁唱的？声音怎麽那麽像2D？" : 6, "I'm squeamish about seafood. I can't pull the heads off shrimps and : things like that ; get me fingers all mucky in their eggs and peel the armour : off. I dont like that." : (虾很好吃耶@@ 可惜了葛拉拉) 他还是很爱吃海鲜，只是吃起来笨手笨脚，而且还吃到食物中毒。（远目） : 7. (Do you have any phobias ?) "I used to not be able to walk up Parkway : (busy Camden thoroughfare). I'd completely avoid it because I thought people : would be making comments about me. I suppose that's what comes with being a : slightly recognisable figure around here, you wonder what people are gonna : be saying. " : (戴口罩跟帽子不就好了!!即使很怪,那就太阳眼镜吧,好像也挺怪的齁!) 英国似乎不流行变装那套？ 葛拉那麽害羞又很介意别人对他的看法，难怪都宅在家上网。 : 8, (If you were Prime Minister, what would you do ?) "Change the national : anthem to nothing. I don't like nationality." : (很不英国的一面) 他只是对政治化的议题不感兴趣。 : 9. (Are you good in bed ?) "Absolutely. Not. I'm very good at sleeping. : I go to sleep very quick. I don't know about shagging. I can be good, : i can be awful. I think i'm quite selfless." : (葛拉拉有一个倾向:回答不想回答的问题都会spaced out!! 乱讲一通) 他不是故意的，离题太远+碎碎念是他的风格。XD 这个应该表示他在床上比较投入於配合对方... 版上可以出现这种话题吗？！（羞） : 10. "Graham's fans seem to be really fucking mad. Alex fans just seem to be : mad. The classic fanbase of people that like Damon are completely fine. : I just seem to attract complete nutters." : (让我想到大门猴曾经说"葛拉拉的fans都会想吃了他" : 烤羊肉真的不错啊~~羊肉炉也很好吃~~) 绵羊何时变成官方外号了？（爆） 如果常去Blur官方讨论区的人应该不难发现，葛拉常有超级热情的粉丝， 这些粉丝的ID不外是Graham's Angel, Graham's Chic, Miss Graham之类， 特别是南美洲粉丝示爱相当激烈 XDDD 他的亚洲粉丝也很多，表达方式比较倾向普遍级。 : 11. "The obsessive psychos that are our original fanbase, you know, : they're the ones I like... Our original audiences, they're the people : I'm the most fond of, not the people who just do what the TV tells them : to do." : (fashion is doing the things you're told, innit? by吉他手06四月号) 葛拉拉说过，厉害的粉丝连他在小地方弹错都会发现， 有次他还很开心地说这些专业粉丝很变态（当然是葛式称赞）。 : 12. "I think it's better if blokes can admit that they can have crushes : on other blokes. I've probably had crushes but never really sexual crushes : on men." : (葛拉拉对男人没有幻想!!!大叔fans要哭哭罗) 错，他对男人常常有幻想！...... 我开玩笑的...吧。 此人前阵子才对Kevin Ayers大发花痴， 还在自己的讨论区宣布Ayers是他最新一任老公，(可见还有前几任呢) 并且把签名档换成Ayers帅照一张。在家边泡澡边听Ayers的歌... 啧啧。 难怪大叔们都要用雄厚的声音对他示爱：Graham You're so great！ 他(也)喜欢女生啦，大家别误会。 : 13. "I crapped on my jumper. I wanted to poo and I forgot it was tied around : my waist. I had to throw it into someone's garden." : (好恶心XDDDDDDDDDD) 这个是在讲他第一次喝醉的经验，大便大在毛衣上。笨蛋 XDDDD : 14. "Being run over is quite scary,actually - You have that split second when : you say 'ooh, crikey!' shut your eyes, grit your teeth and bounce off the : bonnet. I had to ask a copper if I was dead." : (这个在访问葛拉拉代言cordings那篇报导里面有!! : 其实想起来那场景应该还颇无脑的...年少轻狂啊) 他被车撞过两次，两次都是都是喝醉的状态下不小心被撞， 还有媒体乱揣测他可能想轻生，不过葛拉说两次都纯属意外。 : 15. "I'm trying to learn skateboard at the moment. I tried to skate in : bare feet, bad idea. I completely cut up my toes." : (好吧我相信你曾经是滑板男孩,但老了别再做这种事情啦免得骨头散掉!!) 以前他会在休息室溜过来溜过去，Alex那时候躺在地上睡觉，贴了一张纸条： "警告葛拉：不准在我头旁边溜滑板！敢吵醒我的话 我就把那块该死的滑板折断丢出窗外！" 葛拉将兴趣转到玩重机已经好几年罗，30岁以後玩滑板可能要忍耐别人异样的眼光。 不过上次他接受NME采访，房间的书桌底下还是放着一个滑板。 : 16. "Spiders are cool but I'm still scared of them . But I don't kill them." : (可以想像他看到蜘蛛尖叫的画面吗!!!! : 或是他可以跟蜘蛛说: oochy woochy XDDDD) 昨天有人在他讨论区贴了一张蜘蛛照片，他哀号： "那是什麽外星来的鬼玩意！把照片拿掉，不然我只好拿掉我的眼睛！" : 17. "My old flat is covered with carcasses of mosquitos all over the walls : because I never bothered to clean up , as a warning." : (the god of mess-ups again) 把蚊子屍体留在墙壁上以警告其他蚊子 ---- 不知道该说他很可爱还是很邋遢。 : 18. "I'm a Christian without God. I'm an agnostic erection boy. : Whatever that means... Barman! Barman!" : (他只相信酒神dionysus吧!!) 他没有特别信什麽教，对於未知的力量持宁可信其有的态度， 他相信世界上有小精灵和小仙子，还在花园帮他们小盖房子。 XD : 19. "I'm perfectly charming and then at the point where I start forgetting : what's happening I get drunk and that's when I turn into a horrible bastard." : (在喝醉以外的时刻我都是很迷人的唷~啾咪!!!) 清醒的葛拉对外是个礼貌的好孩子，对熟人意见比较多，难以取悦， 有点醉意的葛拉会搞笑也特别活泼，烂醉的葛拉是个恐怖的神经病。 : 20. "You have to learn to keep your mouth shut when you have to get any : drinks in." : (有加菲猫的感觉) 有段时间他就是学不乖，酒来张口。那是他逃避现实的方式。 : 21. (about alcohol) "Chocolate does the same thing to your happy centres. : But you can't have ten Mars Bars and be rolling around on the floor insulting : people and shouting and crying for no reason. Which is a shame. Heheheh." : (巧克力比起酒来还是略逊一筹因为他不会使你醉orz) 食用巧克力跟酒都会让人快乐，但是吃再多巧克力都没办法让你在地上打滚 边骂人边大哭大叫借酒装疯，这是巧克力可惜之处，嘿嘿。 真令人伤脑筋啊，葛拉。 喔对了，他很喜欢吃巧克力这类甜食。 : 22. "If I was one of my friends, Graham Coxon would be the person I most : likely saw stopped drinking." : (一度曾经是不可能的任务啊) 幸好现在戒了。他还活着真是个奇蹟，希望他继续保持下去。 : 23. "When I started to swear at furniture, I knew it was time to stop drinking" : (XDDD 家具跟人傻傻分不清楚) 那画面还蛮好笑的，此人是个烂酒鬼。 : 24. "Cynicism is something I really dislike, and the thing about becoming : soberer and clearer is that a lot of cynicism disappears. I don't want to : be a bloke who shies away from emotion." : (这段话有很怪的矛盾) 不晓得这段话有没有漏字... 他的意思大致是说葛拉个性很直，遇到讨厌的东西喜欢直接反应意见， 喝醉的他可以尽情取笑不喜欢的事物，可是没有酒精的帮助， 生性害羞的葛拉无法畅所欲言，他不喜欢这样害羞的自己。 （我看他在讨论区酸人酸得倒是很开心呀 XDDD） : 25. (on being asked whether he'd quit drinking for good) : "I still drink non-alchoolic drinks" : (比方说红牛提神饮料啊) 还有可口可乐啊... 咖啡，还有加了糖的茶。 : 26. "When you drink and smoke you kind of float around. : That's why these straight-edge bands are so uptight. I couldn't imagine : being teetotal forever. I like to be a bit of everything. Yeah, I am drinking : at the moment, but not too much." : (葛拉拉应该会很向往中国式的神游太虚幻境,oh such an oriental touch!!) 小酌几杯无伤大雅。 : 27. "Me giving up drinking was like a miracle." : (i cannot agree more!) : 28. "We used to drink so much. I'd have a bottle of wine under the chair : my amp was sat on and I'd swig my way trough that." : (感觉很像捷运上偷吃槟榔的大叔!!!!) 整团都很爱喝，他跟大门在95年以前常常在台上烂醉，特别是美国巡回期间。 : 29. "Jack Daniels makes us all puke." : (哈哈哈) : 30. "I don't like drugs - never liked drugs. I'm not a very good creature : for things like that, I haven't got enough confidence." : (其实是怕吸毒人会变丑吧!! 葛拉拉这麽爱漂亮!!!) 葛拉自制力比较差，他说过自己不像大门抽烟嗑药想戒就戒， 如果他当年沾了毒品... 後果不堪设想。 : 31. "Words I use for 'excellent' are brilliant, smart, decent, ace. : And we use 'blinking' instead of a real swear word, like when you're : with your grandmother." : (很基本的绵羊用语!!) 还有 "bah!" XD : 32. "Of course I'm an hedonist, what else worth living for? : The rest is just killing time really.. " : (这一看也知道至少是五~十年前说的话!!) 倒觉得这句话相当有道理... 活在当下！ >D< : 33. "I'm attracted to trauma. I like things like that.I'm a born martyr." : (真的是天生要葬在忠烈祠的那种...下面还有一段说他为了女朋友冷战而撞衣柜!!!) 此人天生多愁善感，大门说葛拉很像那种会掏出手帕来咳血的古代诗人， 葛拉边笑却没有否认 XD : 34. "After Blur , I'll get married." : (你现在也还没结婚啊不是吗XD) 有女朋友啦，这回不知可以撑多久。当年最想结婚的人到现在还是没找到伴。 : 35. "We're very dissatisfied with anything that isn't slightly...twisted. : I like people like John Lennon who are stars in a totally anti-star way." : (说得好) 他本身就是这样 - star in a totally anti-star way. cool in a totally un-cool way. XD : 37. "I hate the video for "Country House". I love the song, but : the association with it has become Page Three and Benny hill instead of : Blur." : (这MV的确还蛮糟的XD) 这支MV最没意义的就是那些活脱来自色情杂志的辣妹， 还上演"唷呵呵来追我啊"的老派戏码， 导演Damien Hirst品味的确很糟。 : 38. "If I’d done what I was supposed to do in the "Country House" video : I would have had a lobotomy by now. I was supposed to do all sorts of nasty : things – getting bottoms in my face and chasing girls." : (这MV一定多半是alex出的主意... 我承认我对他有偏见) 你得到他了。Alex跟导演很麻吉，葛拉当年被逼着下海演出，相当不爽。 : 39. "Damon ?? sexy ?? He's about as sexy as a stuffed fish , pal!" : (嬉皮式的死鱼XDDDD) 这个是某张大门演唱会照片的注解，那时有很多少女觉得大门很性感， 可是那张照片的大门流很多汗看起来有点恍神，於是葛拉在旁边喊 -- "大门？性感？他的性感程度跟餐桌上肚子塞馅料的烤鱼差不多！" 不过葛拉有在其他场合称赞过大门长得很帅。XD : 40. "Damon wasn't liked (at school) and I thought he was a vain wanker." : (wanker这字用得很精确!!!) 啊哈哈哈，对熟人的吐槽毫不留情。大门以前在学校常常因白目被揍。 : 41. (on Damon) "I used to come around and see him and he'd play this : weird stuff that was endless piano, with no singing in it at all. It was : just nuts." : (绵羊大炮) 这是在讲以前他们在学校刚认识的时候，当时大门的创作和表现慾望就很旺盛， 没事喜欢弹些小曲炫技。殊不知往後好多年，Blur的歌曲多半由此方式生出， 大门先随兴弹奏，葛拉在旁边以吉他应和，碰撞出火花後， 团员们以这段旋律延伸出完整的一首歌。这就是两人无可取代的默契。 : 42. "Damon will always have extremes. When we were at school together, : he would always be duffed up in the toilets. We used to go out on the town : and he'd get beaten up by the New Model Army crew. We used to go to a pub : called The Cups, and every time I went there with Damon he'd go to the bog : and he'd have his beating up. And he'd go: 'Graham, Graham, I've just been : beaten up.' And I'd go: 'Oh my God.' So he'd go: 'I'm going'. And I'd say: : 'No, stay, have another drink.' And then he'd go, and I'd stay behind and : get drunk with the people who beat him up." : (两个人都是烂嘴如泥的酒鬼,下面还有一段说葛拉拉是人型脚踏垫更好笑!!) 这段一直是我很喜欢的往事！非常好笑 XDDDD 那时候他们还在念书，不是酒鬼，只是跟一般英国年轻人一样去酒吧鬼混， 可是大门常常得罪人，被揍之後跑去跟葛拉抱怨：葛拉我们回家好不好？ 葛拉就回答：老天啊（漫不经心貌） 大门说：我想走了。 葛拉就拗他：别走嘛再喝一杯。 於是大门就摸摸鼻子回家， 葛拉留下来跟刚刚揍大门的人一起喝酒。XD 由这段往事可以看出葛拉是做人比较成功的那个， 年少无知的大门老是被揍，实在又可怜又好笑。 : 43. "Damon is a self-centred fucker sometimes." : (牡羊座的人好像都这样XD 哈哈我跟大门同星座) Yes he is, but he means no harm. : 44. "If Damon goes on about football and Page Three girls, that means : we all get associated with it. I hate football and I hate Page Three Girls, : but people always want to hear Damon's opinion." : (没办法谁叫大门比较三八啊) 他是主唱嘛，也是创作核心之一。媒体总是比较注意主唱。 : 45. "It seems that Damon and I are going to be in each other's lives musically : forever, in some way or other. Whether it's with Blur or without Blur or sort : of like the Old Gits, probably. Which is quite an amusing thought. We just : get on very well, especially musically." : (你们一定是生命共同体的啊^^ 两人上辈子说不定是夫妻) 我很喜欢这段的描述，他们两人的音乐默契不是盖的， 很高兴他们俩破镜重圆，希望以後可以听到新的作品。 : 46. The first thing Damon ever said to me was that his shoes were more : expensive than mine. Eventually, he went off to work in drama school in : London." : (大门猴小小年纪就掉入物欲的火坑啊...阿弥陀佛) 也不是说物欲，大门应该是个几乎没有物欲的人（以有钱人来讲）， 小时候大门的家境是四人当中最好，他又是个直来直往说话毫不客气的人， 当年两人见面的时候，葛拉穿着一双皮鞋，大门就指指自己的皮鞋嚣张地说： "你看，这才是真正的好货。" （由此可见为何大门老是被人揍） 葛拉的意思是，大门行为戏剧化老爱引人注目，所以最後真的去上戏剧学校。 : 47. (on "The Great Escape" period)"Damon and I were becoming like : Business Associates, whenever we'd see each other we had to dress up : in suits and clean our teeth." : (那你们其他时间都在干麻) 葛拉指的是他跟团员关系恶化的时期，有段时间他跟大门冷战不讲话， 见面的时候不像朋友，反而像生意人，很可悲其实。 : 48. "I hate a lot of things that Alex stands for.I don't want people to think : it's what this band is about. All that Groucho Club bollocks and him going on : about birds and boozing all the time, I hate that." : (绵羊对把妹痛饮的活动不感兴趣...只喜欢弹吉他) 一个高调，一个低调的差别。 Alex喜欢泡夜店把妹，对Alex来说，Blur的走红使他在各派对无往不利， 还可以结识各界名流，简直置身天堂。 然而对害羞的葛拉来说，Alex喜爱的生活方式是他痛恨的， 成名之後的压力和社交场合反而是地狱。 : 49. "It's nothing bad between me and Alex. It's just to do with sense of : humour. We're very similar. If he wants to try and be in The Average White : Band then I'm going to be in the Gang Of Four. I'm cutting against him all : the time, because he's, like, a sexy musician and I feel... shy and clumsy. : So I try and fuck up his funk. It's basically teenage party jealousy." : (dun every say that!! 绵羊类型的男人会越老越帅!!) 嘿嘿，绵羊的嫉妒。Alex是典型的风流帅哥，葛拉觉得自己是个阿宅。 然而我们都是被他的宅吸引呀！ : 50. "Alex's idea of glamour is my idea of death, really." : (XD 可想而知) 品味相差十万八千里。 XD 不过他们其实蛮要好的，生日都会互送礼物或一起庆祝， 特别是Alex对葛拉可说是赞不绝口，频频示好。 : 51. "You become totally aware of your every action. It's a very weird thing : not to be able to walk to the shops without thinking of yourself as the : guitarist in Blur walking to the shops." : (嗯嗯) 跟以前比起来，现在应该比较自在了吧。虽然还是喜欢宅在家。 : 52. "I don't feel famous at all. I've noticed it, and I suppose it's become : an effort to be unfamous. It's crude, but the idea I have of myself is of : someone who's getting pints of milk on the corner in the morning." : (incentive!! 若你有在牛奶公司上班的话, : 我一定会订购你们的牛奶,而且每天早上都会站在家门口等你送过来XDDD) 这又让我想到他很喜欢开牛奶车（Country House那台），说过想当牛奶工人。 好可爱。 好长.......！！ 已经不知多久没浮上水面po文... 另外两篇有空再回覆。囧 -- ～ your humble shepherd. --

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