(小白球满天飞防雷页~~) 本集重点: 呃... 打球不要乱发脾气? 片头，高尔夫球赛，计分表的排名变化着， 有人把球打入池塘里，也有人成功进洞， 围观的群众们未支持的选手欢呼着， 最後，一颗球飞出， 掉进了树丛里...某位挂点在高尔夫球车的仁兄身上。 跟着球手Roc前往找球的体育记者: Rocco is dead here, but I am sure he's not the only one... 罗宾爷爷跟烤鱼验屍加检查现场， 罗宾爷爷说着个老笑话， 很不幸的听过了的烤鱼不给面子的说出了结局。XD 罗宾爷爷: Well, this is new. Dead man in a golf court. 初步判断死者死亡时间约在10到12个钟头之前， 死者身上有类似子弹射入的伤口，但没有找到子弹射出的洞... 烤鱼他们还找到沾满血迹的毛巾，显示死者曾试图一边驾车一边止血。 凯姐来到现场，Rocco拦住凯姐， Rocco: Well... he was dead before my ball got here, huh? 凯姐: Yes, it seems that way, but don't leave town yet. (眨眼) 凯姐爬上车道，发现是死路， 烤鱼: I guess we'll just play where it lies. 死者为Russell Hutler， 他的前妻Michelle Nagano在警局里接受布拔的询问， Russell的儿子、Michelle的继子Danny Nagano在两人离婚後选择由继母扶养， 而Danny人正在参加那场高尔夫球赛。 昨晚Russell有出现在clubhouse为Danny举办的晚会上， 貌似对Danny刚破了他的杆数纪录很不爽的样子...... Michelle说後来Russell就怒气冲冲的离开了。 大卫验屍中，凯姐小哈加入， 凯姐在颈动脉伤口处找到黑色塑胶碎片， 小哈则找到一张沾满血的sportbook ticket。 凯姐: We stilll don't know where is the prime scene. Need to know where it was. 小哈: (拿起死者的鞋子放在额投) I'm thinking... a golf course! 大卫: Hi-oh! (被凯姐瞪) Sorry... 烤鱼囧尼和莎拉在检查高尔夫球车， 烤鱼说他不喜欢高尔夫，莎拉也说那是有钱人的运动， 不过囧尼说现在大家都在玩高尔夫了。 然後囧尼找到另一颗球，靠着球上的击球痕迹若有所思， 囧尼: People hit the ball in different ways. You know, each one is unique, Sarah. 莎拉: Oh, just like snowflakes. (微笑) 布拔去球场找Danny，Danny的说词跟Michelle一样， 布拔於是打了通电话去clubhose， 布拔: I would love to know who's on duty at the clubhose last night. Preferably somebody with good memories. 凯姐告知说伤口上的黑色物质其实是球杆上常用的化合物， 显示死者是被断裂的球杆插到动脉失血死亡的； 囧尼则检查了那颗球，发现了两枚指纹， 一个是John Dubek的，他是Danny的caddy(杆弟?)， 另一个是Erin Nagano，Michelle的妹妹。 囧尼於是去找Erin，她是某大学里的物理研究生， 囧尼找到她的时候她正在做实验(跟雷射有关的东西...)。 Erin大方承认她都会帮Danny买球， 囧尼很疑惑的问说不是有厂商提供吗? Erin说Danny职业高尔夫球生涯刚起步的一场比赛前， 她帮Danny买了一次球，然後Danny赢了， 运动员都有自己的迷信传统，於是从此以後丹尼就都是用她带给他的球了。 小哈检查死者鞋底的土壤与植物， 都是高尔夫球场上的标准配备。 (土壤ph值5.0-7.1，Rye Grass, Bermuda Grass...) 小哈很无奈，凯姐叫他再接再厉。 小葛发现John Dubek曾是职业选手， 因被人举发使用禁药而从此职业生涯终结， 举发他的人，正是死者Russell Hutler。 (小葛放出Russell的录影带) Russell: ... There's an old saying: "If you're cheating, you're not really trying." I couldn't let him. Nobody could do that. 烤鱼於是去球场找人。 烤鱼: Excuse me. 自以为很有名的某球员: No autograph. I'm busy working. 烤鱼: I'm looking for John Dubek. 某球员: Oh... ok... see you later, Johnny. 烤鱼询问John，John很轻松的说那是25年前的事了， 之後是Danny把他找了回来，他从Danny出生时就认识Danny了... John: I didn't bacome Tiger Woods, but you know what? Being Steve Williams is not bad. Danny gave me a way back. He's a good kids. I got all I need. Pizza and porn. 烤鱼、囧尼跟莎拉讨论案情， 凯姐走进来，说那张沾血的sportbook ticker解读出来， Russell押了5000元说Danny wouldn't even break bar。 烤鱼: That's mean. 囧尼: Well, but Danny truly is blowing up those days... Hey, what if Danny is cheating? 烤鱼: And his father figured out? 凯姐: Well, the cheating is a wild motive, see if you can prove it. 布拔再次询问Danny，还放了他小时候跟Russell一起拍摄的父子情深录影带... Dabby: ... My dad is a driver. He loved that club. He started training my gold when I was 6, and then dropped me when I was 19. 布拔: Is that why you brought Dubek back? For a little old fashion? Danny: Is that what you're thinking? You think I'm cheating? 布拔示意走进来的亨利抽丹尼的血去进行药物检验。 囧尼: If Danny is cheating, he was either messing the ball, the club, 　　　or his body. 但是囧尼检查了球的重量、烤鱼测试了每根球杆，而亨利完成了药物测试， 全部都乾乾净净的，没有任何异常... 烤鱼: Maybe we're wrong. Maybe Danny has game after all. 亨利: (报告完转身要走，打翻了一堆球) Oh, I'm sorry... I... (准备要捡球) 囧尼: ... wait... 烤鱼: (俯身捡起两颗球) They're different! 球的重量没有差异，但是弹性不一样， 那颗在高尔夫球车上发现的球比一般标准球硬上20%。 烤鱼: How could it be? 囧尼: ... Frickins' lesser beams! 囧尼找了Erin来，出示了一篇日本学者的研究， 该研究就是指出雷射可以导致高尔夫球外皮的改变， 而既然Erin是这领域的专家...... Erin: All right, so I juiced the balls, but that's all. Giving the ball to Danny is John's idea. 囧尼: What's the benefit you got? Erin: Sex. (笑笑的看着囧尼)　Bad kitty, I know. 　　　Did you ever hear the positive correlation between IQ and sex frive? In women. 囧尼: ... I see. 另一室的John也承认他偷换了Danny的球，Danny并不知道， 而他只是想帮助Danny而已... (回想画面: John拿了球，还换了一只球杆给Danny，) (Danny很疑惑的说他很少用那种杆，John: You can, kiddo. Believe.) 囧尼继续询问Erin。 囧尼: But Russell, he figured it out. Erin: Yeah... Erin说她晚会那晚否认了Russell的质疑，之後就没再看到Russell了。 囧尼: Why should I believe you? Erin: (微笑) Can I borrow your phone? I'm not calling the lawyer. 囧尼: ... Sure (递出手机). Erin: I can show you my alibi. I set a webcam in my lab... (囧尼看着录影带画面，John走进Erin的实验室，) (Erin跳上去两脚夹着他抱住他...两人热吻...) Erin: You see, huh, I couldn't kill Russell. I was kind busy. (微笑) 囧尼:... Yeah... 另一室的John也这样告诉布拔。 John: Like I said. Pizza and porn. 小哈在一堆草跟泥土中终於发现可以缩小范围的东西:一种真菌! 小哈告诉凯姐说这种真菌会感染高尔夫球场上的草， 所以一发现通常都会马上进行控制，在整个高尔夫球场有这种问题的地方， 只有两处，其中之一是在陈屍处附近的teaching court! 小哈: Technically, it's closed. 凯姐: You see you just accomplish your pride in the lab? 小哈: (微笑) Everyday in my life. 於是小葛跟沙拉前往该处，两人看到了被圈起的感染草地， 小葛问起莎拉老葛的情形，莎拉不痛不痒的感觉... XDDDD 小葛: Sometimes I wonder if you guys are really married. 莎拉: Well, since you mentioned... (看到小葛一脸惊愕样，笑了。) Just kidding. 小葛: 6000 miles, huh? 莎拉: So far so good. 小葛: All right. 小葛发现一跟断掉没头的高尔夫球杆，莎拉则在草地上确认了一大片血迹。 莎拉: Now, this, looks like murder to me. 证据显示Danny跟Michelle当晚都出现在那过，布拔先询问Danny。 Danny: ... Russell accused me cheating. He said the ball is jucied. 布拔: Well, it is, no matter you know or not. Danny: ... I switched the ball next day, and, well... Danny说当晚晚会结束後Russel把他找去练习场， 打了他的球跟标准球给他看，他最後脑袋混乱的离开了， 而Russell在他身後一直大喊: You gotta tell them or I will! Danny: I never touced him. I guess Michelle saw me when I was leaving. She would never hurt anyone. 布拔询问Michelle。 布拔: So you never went to practice tee. Michelle: I don't know what happened to Russell. 布拔: Look, I know you want protect Danny. But the best way for him is telling the truth. My guess is, you want to the course, you saw Danny left, and you also saw Russell hurted and struggled. And you left. You didn't even bother to make a anonymous call to help. Michelle: That never happen. CSI小组重新搜查，凯姐想找出断掉的球杆头。 烤鱼: Since we know where he crashed... 凯姐: We know where to look. 小葛莎拉沿着球场搜索，找到了球杆头，莎拉进行了指纹的采集。 莎拉: I've got bad news and worse news. 凯姐: What's it? 莎拉: The partial print we found belongs to our victim. 烤鱼: And no trace for others? 莎拉: That's the worse part. 烤鱼看着球杆头上的纹路，发现其中有很大一部分是掌纹不是指纹... 烤鱼: Is that a partial palm print...? 囧尼: (跟着看了几眼) I think I know what you're getting from that. 两人进行机器实验， 烤鱼: All right, now let's feed the big dog. (把球杆架到机器手臂上准备模拟) 囧尼: You know, for someone who doesn't play golf, you knows a lot professional knowledge... 烤鱼: I did, once. But I found that feeling... concentrated all on a small white ball... is exhilibrating. It's like coccaine. Not exactly the best habit for a possessive person. 凯姐: (走进来) So how's that? 三人躲到保护塑胶墙面後，启动机器，被打断的球杆头用力的反弹，正砸到凯姐眼前。 凯姐: Oh! 囧尼: Well, believe it or not, it's not an urban legend. There are at leasr four cases that people are killed by the broken club. 是的，过於激动的Russell在Danny离开後来是用力抓着球杆猛敲地面， 球杆断了，而反弹的球杆头就这样不偏不倚的插到了他的颈动脉.......... 烤鱼: You know the lesson from this? 凯姐: What? 烤鱼: Don't drive angry. 本集心得: 1) 忍不住要说，这种死法比被从天而降的乌龟砸死还鸟... 2) 俺对高尔夫没兴趣，还很讨厌物理学，所以这集看的颇不专心...XD 本集相关知识还请高人解释/补充吧~~ (烟) 3) 被凯姐瞪的大卫很可爱，噗。 --

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