等好久。LV本周回归，NY下周也回来罗~~ 本集重点: 虽然有点小沉重，但是还是闪、瞎、了! 片头，人们在赌城的街道上走着， 凯姐从一台计程车走了下来，走进一间赌场， 边走边看着赌场里玩疯了的男女， 凯姐走过布拔，眼神交会而已， 接着跟一名黑发女子擦肩而过， 走进电梯，一名半醉的男子跟凯姐抱怨"看的到吃不到"的窘况， 到了17楼，凯姐出电梯，与小葛和阿奇擦肩而过，目光交会。 最後，凯姐走到一间房间前， 敲门，警探V先生(我又忘了他的全名，只记得是V开头)开门， 两人还未交谈，V先生注意到一对喧哗着走过的男女， 於是一把抓住凯姐就拥吻了下去(某人此时对着电视机尖叫XD)! 那对男女走过後，V先生让凯姐进房。 V: Sorry, it's a close call. 凯姐: (微笑)Too close. 原来警方正在执行秘密监视任务， 准备收往逮捕两名正在这旅馆制造毒品的药头， 为免打草惊蛇，一切低调行事中~~ 此刻走到了楼下的小葛跟阿奇打电话给凯姐询问下一步动作， 小葛被要求留在赌场待命，阿奇则必须回实验室处理回传的证物等等。 阿奇: So you get to hang out with the babies in casino, and I got Hodges in the lab? 小葛: Yap, sorry. 歹命的阿奇走进停车场，忽然被人撞倒在地， 他边呻吟边张开眼，看见一具女屍倒在他眼前...... 囧" 阿奇: (惊慌失措的)Catherine, I think I got a body here! 凯姐: What? Calm down. Here's what you're going to do. Stay with the body, don't let anyone come or go, and don't touch anything! 凯姐: (挂上电话) This is crazy. We got a xxx(代号) just under the building. V: We can't have a great presence of police here. 凯姐: Yeah. The last thing we need tonight, is a crime scene. 烤鱼、尼克跟大卫被叫来处理这具屍体。 死者Sasha Katsaros是赌场的雇员， 最後被赌场大厅经理Mr. Thomas看到的时间是10:00， 而阿奇"发现"屍体的时间是11:45。 囧尼: There's blood on the stair. It looks like she's been tumbling. 大卫: (转头看着正被救护人员处理中的阿奇) He looked kind of green. 烤鱼: First DB's the hardest. 囧尼: Hum, I talked to him. He has some special observations... David, could you check if our victim has any commando? 大卫: (一脸莫名奇妙的检查) No underwear. Why the first thing he wants to check is the underwear? 囧尼: He was just being thoroughness. 烤鱼: Maybe he kind of remembered someone takes it, which means it's not a accident. 楼上，凯姐听取了电话简报。 凯姐: Okay, Nikky. Just make sure no one enters casino with vest, caps, or lights. (挂电话) V: (盯着监视萤幕，两个年轻的药头正在跟妓女翻滚中) I don't get it. They're born rich. They're not doing this for money. 凯姐: To get some excitement maybe? You got a problem with that? V: I got an issue rich kids killing poor kids. 该赌场最新的"商品贩卖"是让一群女生， 依不同角色扮演穿着内衣进行内衣展示， 然後大饱眼福的男性顾客可以选择让他们有"兴趣"的内衣买回家， 烤鱼跟尼克於是进入这些活动展场准备调查。 烤鱼: How do you want to do this. (囧尼正看着某辣妹发呆中) Nick? 囧尼: Hmh? 烤鱼: I said, how do you want to do this? 囧尼: Yeah, I'm sorry. Cheeerleader is my weakness. 烤鱼: I can get that. We can divide by the concurt. 囧尼: O.K. 於是两人分两边进行，囧尼走进一个打扮成天真无邪小妹妹， 绑双马尾还抱着一只熊宝宝在白色大床上翻滚的模特儿。 囧尼: Excuse me, ma' Hi. 女子: Hi. 囧尼: Un, do you know where I can find this one Lon Rose. 女子: It's Brenda. 囧尼: Brenda? Ok. 女子: I haven't seen him today. Now, tell me what you think about this? (人趴下做出瑜珈的猫背式动作，屁股翘得高高的。) (囧尼傻掉，旁边路过的男人也跟着瞪大眼睛。) 囧尼: I don't know what to think. I'm honesty with you. 路人: I'll take them! 烤鱼边检视着陈列的"商品"，边看着台上搔首弄姿的模特儿们， 他眼前的展示台是一名梳着包头，带着黑框猫女眼镜， 手上晃着一只尺轻拍另一名"女学生"的屁股的女教师， 她注意到烤鱼拿起一件商品在检视，於是轻轻的用尺勾起烤鱼的下巴。XDDDDDD Lon: Welcome. So you prefer sweet or sour? 烤鱼: Sweet or sour? Lon: Oh, I've never seen you before. You must be new to this. 烤鱼: And you must be Lon Rose. Lon: I am. So, can I help you to pick? 烤鱼: No, my name is Lengsten. Ray Lengsten. (出示警方证件) I would love to talk about Sasha Katsaros with you. Lon: Why? I think Mr. Pudder was out of line. 烤鱼: Mr. Pudder? Lon: Yeah. One customer. He was a little bit overeacted earlier tonight. I asked Sasha to eject him. (注意到一名男客拆了包装着的内裤用力闻着) Hey! You have to buy it once you open it! (转头对烤鱼说)I'm happy to talk with you all night. But I have to deal with the business first. (离开) 囧尼: (走过来，一脸疑惑) Vacum pan panties. What's that mean? 烤鱼: (偷笑，指包装上的字给囧尼看) "Buy any other names." Get it? 囧尼: (看看其他字，看看那个一脸幸福闻着内裤的男客) "Would smell the sweet..." Oh. (恍然大悟脸) Oh. (不可置信脸) Oh... (有点被恶心到的脸) 凯姐跟警探先生继续呆在蜜月套房(大误)里。 牠们监视的对象经过狂欢已经醒了， Evert进入浴室似乎准备作药， 但是Bell来是一脸打算继续纵慾的样子， 此时忽然有人敲门，Bell拿出0.375手枪， V警探紧张了一下，结果只是客房服务食物外送... Evert: Room service? ... This is not a fucking vacation! V: (对凯姐说) That's a confirmation. 回到警局，烤鱼对囧尼解释Lon的生意， 烤鱼说他去过日本， 他知道日本人甚至使用真空机器来保留那些穿过的内裤上的气味。 烤鱼: We smell through our brains, not our noses. The chemicals enters through nose, get into the particular area of the brain. It tells the brain how to response to the scent. 囧尼: We then follow our noses. 烤鱼: True. Everytime I smell the scent of nail polish, I think about my first girlfriend Machelle. 囧尼: Right. (电话响) They got the Mr. Podder. 两人去询问Mr. Podder。 烤鱼: Sasha kicked you out. You must be pissed. Podder: I didn't kill her. 囧尼: Whoever did it took her panties. We know you got a lot of them in your hotel room. Podder: I would never go to a loading dock. That place smells terrible. Besides, Sasha is not my type. 烤鱼: So... what is your type? Podder: ... I have a very phisticated palate.(微笑) When all the conditions are just right, there's nothing to compare. Go ask that Lon Rose. I only bought off on one model, Brenda. 囧尼: So where are you last night after being kicked out? Podder: In my room. I paid a guy to buy up Brenda's whole table. 囧尼: Holded up in your room with all women panties is not an alibi. Podder: You'll have to try then you'll realize that. 烤鱼: All right. We'll need your finger prints. (拿出指纹版) Podder: Is that thing clean? (皱眉) 烤鱼: (叹气) I hope so. Podder: (很快的扫完指纹) Sticks. 继续辛苦的监视工作的两人。 凯姐开玩笑的提到他们在这样的赌场可以做的事(看秀、吃高级晚餐...etc)， V: (大笑) You're not a cheap date. 凯姐: (微笑) No, I'm not. Seriously, it all depends on the ingredient, and, um, the cook. (手机简讯声响起，凯姐看了一眼後翻白眼) V: Your kid? 凯姐: Lindsey wants to visit a friend in CA, alone. I said never think about it, but she just can't give up. V: You'll miss the fight one day. I do miss the times with my son. 凯姐: (略显吃惊)　You've never talked your son. V: Jake, that is his name. My ex-wife got the custody. So he's living with her. He's in school now, so still quite handing... ... But I miss someone to becoming home to. 凯姐: ... (一时无言以对) V: I didn't mean to put you on the spot. Just want to let you know. 烤鱼和罗宾爷爷在验屍， 罗宾爷爷: My uncle, he cannot resist the chocolate chip cookies. One time my aunt comes home and almost thoght that he's trying to kill himself for she caught his head in oven. That's how she learned the trick for a successful marriage, fresh hand-made chocolate chip cookies daily. 烤鱼: You always have the most sad story. 罗宾爷爷: Coming from you, I'll take it a complient. 烤鱼: So, our victim is grabbed, and then kicked. 罗宾爷爷: Yes. 烤鱼: (注意到死者锁骨下方的一个印记)Is that a birth mark? It's shaped like a stawberry... You know, it is calles xxx in Hebrew and believed to be the sign of the mother who has unfullfilled dream. 温蒂走来把分析报告拿给囧尼，注意到囧尼在处理死者的胸罩， 温蒂马上清楚的告诉囧尼他们在找的底裤一定是同样黑色质料成套的。 囧尼: How did you know? 温蒂: It's an Amatore bra. It's expensive and it's beatiful. When a woman bought things like this, she'll bought the pair. And then she wears them together as a set. 囧尼: But... 温蒂: Just trust me, I'm an expert. 死盯着监视萤幕的两人，Evert跟Bell终於开始制药了... 凯姐解释制药过程给V警探听，一路讲到最後冷却的步骤。 凯姐: It's the most dangerous part. It has to be dealt with right, or... V: Or what? It goes bad? 凯姐: No, it explores. 阿奇在搜寻Lon的生意的网页中，还是有点受到惊吓的样子。 烤鱼: How're you holdin up? 阿奇: I'm fine. It's just... I'm looking all the webpages. But sometimes they looks just blur... 烤鱼: It's all right, Archie. It gets easier. 烤鱼看着网页，网页上模特儿们是看不到脸的， 但是烤鱼注意到其中一个模特儿的锁骨下有个草莓型胎记... 烤鱼: That, is Sasha. 阿奇: Oh, I... I thought she works for the hotel? 烤鱼: Well, maybe she didn't make enough money from her day job. 於是烤鱼跟囧尼回头去找Lon。 Lon承认了Sasha是他的模特儿之一，而他答应她要保密。 烤鱼: That's her table. Lon: Yes. Look, you think my business is just for undersexed husband or loosers? 囧尼: Well... Lon: You don't understand. Sasha is special! She's my inspiration. 囧尼: Well, her killer loves her smell, too. Lon: (从口袋拿出一条内裤)　Sasha gave them to me yesterday. 　　 I plan to sell them. I would never make love with her. That's like scrbbling on Mona Lisa! Sex changes the chemistry of women! You cannot see it, but the nose knows. 监视萤幕里，Bell打电话要两个Asian chicks，Evert一把抢下电话。 Evert: No more hookers! We got three more hours and we have to finish then! 两人争执，门铃又响了，来者是Bell的朋友Jill跟她男朋友(?)。 明显过嗨的Jill巴着Bell热吻，她男人很不爽，搞到後来与Bell持枪对立， Evert拿枪指着男人，另一只手递上两颗药丸，要他们立刻走人， Jill开开心心的拿了药拖着她男人走了。 一切看在眼里的V警探让手下员警马上逮捕离开的Jill两人。 囧尼回到局里将Sasha的内裤交由温蒂去检验， 温蒂: I was right? 囧尼: (笑)　Yes. You were. Thanks for the insight! 然後阿奇走来说，他们发现Sasha的key card讯号依然活动中...... V警探走下楼跟小葛和布拔会合， 布拔说要在Evert跟Bell进入派对贩卖毒品时罪证确凿的抓人。 小葛身负重任要混进去，布拔问他到底行不行， 他很开心的说起自己年少轻狂的往事... 布拔: Well, think it as you're recruited. 囧尼烤鱼去找那位大厅经理Mr. Thomas，要求察看他的key card。 这位仁兄用了很烂的"放在休息室忘记了"的理由试图脱身， 被两人拦下，搜出key card扫描後明明白白显示Sasha是他杀的。 Thomas: Look, when I met Sasha, I knew she is special. I want to marry her in 3 days. When I figured out she was doing. I feel... disgusting. I made she promise to quit. But she didn't... (回想当晚，两人争吵，Thomas说那些人都是perverts。) (Sasha: They are nor perverts; they're my fans. Look, we're over.) (Thomas愤而痛下杀手。) 　　　　She was everything to me. I couldn't live without her. 囧尼: You can let her live without you. Take him. Evert跟Bell准备前往派对了，凯姐穿好化学防护衣准备中。 凯姐: I'll need a unit with me. When I doing the process I won't be able to defend or what. V: You're looking at him. 两人进入Evert跟Bell的房间，浴室根本就是小型速成实验室。 凯姐: You're not suited up. Stay out the room. V: O.K. I'll watch for you. 小葛着装混进会场(棒球帽，绿色衬底的夹克外套，里面是斑马纹的上衣 XDD)， 接近药头後学着别人伸手，拿到了药。 凯姐在浴室进行蒐证中。 V: How's it going? 凯姐: Slow. 此时小葛注意到Evert跟Bell准备要离开， 小葛慌张的想送简讯，但是讯号不良(囧")， 而此时Evert已经走到他面前了，小葛只好硬着头皮拦人... 小葛: Can I get another roll? I lost the other one. Evert: ...... (略显怀疑，还是拿了药递过去) 布拔: (从後面出现持枪抵着Evert的头) 　　　Don't move. Don't even twitch. You're under arrest. 楼上。 V: They arrested Evert. But they haven't find Bell yet. I'll go check their wallets. 凯姐: O.K. 结果没几秒钟後Bell就回来了，对着手机慌乱的大吼大叫， 他注意到浴室不对劲，朝浴室靠近，凯姐躲到彩色玻璃窗後面... Bell继续往後面的房间走，看到V警探在搜东西， Bill持枪，准备开枪，凯姐从後头跳上去想制止他。 V听到声响匆忙回头，凯姐已经被Bell压在地板上持枪对着， 两人扭打挣扎中，Bell准备开枪..... 然後下一秒Bell就被爆头了，V警探没犹豫了多久就开枪了。 凯姐边喘着气边坐起来，两人相视，V警探先生闭上了眼。 本集心得: 1) 女王情路这样是顺利还是不顺利勒? 有点小沉重但还是很闪就是了...... 　　　　　　 是说V先生你拐弯抹角的那些话是...? 阿编大人请赐给凯姐幸福吧!!!!!!(摊手) 　　　　　2) 这次阿奇囧了，拍拍...... 　　　　　3) 看囧尼跟烤鱼两个假正经的逛活体模特儿展场真的很有趣啊!XDDD 　　　　　4) 温正妹的"I'm expert."，赞! --

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