鲨鱼很无辜 之 防雷页~~ 本集重点： 1)正温掰掰，小哈拍拍~~ 2)女王大人你超帅的啦!!! >///< 泳池里一群人嘻闹着，一名黑发女子正开心的享受着阳光； 忽然，一只鲨鱼冲了出来将她拖到池底，人群一阵慌张…… 凯姐、大卫跟小葛抵达现场，等待鲨鱼专家Dr. Holloway的清场。 Holloway: Saltwater shark and freshwater is a lethal combination. 凯姐: Yeah… Holloway: Wild shark population is decline already without crazy stuff like this. All right, guys, let’s move her out the water and see if we can save her! 囧尼到场，跟凯姐说他迟到是因为有个appointment。 此时，饭店老板Boozell怒气冲冲的跑了进来~~ Boozell: Who’s in charge here? 凯姐: CSI Willows. Boozell: Willows? Sam’s little girl? 囧尼: I think you should discuss this with Brass or… 凯姐: That’s fine, Nicky. I got that. I'm a big girl now, Mr. Boozell. And tell you what? Step back the tape before I arrest you. Boozell: Just like your dad, always step in the middle of road… (刻意一字一句用力说) Sam’s little girl. 莎拉跟凯姐去找Holloway，他负责照顾Boozell饭店里的鲨鱼， 他告诉凯姐跟莎拉说他们一只鲨鱼都没少。 凯姐回到旅馆去找Boozell，老先生这下又是十足生意人的嘴脸， 说他绝对全力配合警方， 但是当凯姐要求查看VIP室时又拖拖拉拉的， 後来当然被凯姐冷冷的戳破啦… Boozell: Speak like a true mogul’s girl. 凯姐: My dad had nothing to do about this, and we’re just investigating. Boozell: It is clear I won’t put my sharks inside my pool. Why would I do that? 莎拉: You know what? Why don’t you show us your VIP room to let us decide? Boozell: All right, take a look of VIP, or VIS - very important shark. (转身离开) 凯姐: Thank you. Boozell: Thank you! Boozell的泳池封锁了，囧尼拒绝两个辣妹进入。 辣妹A: We’re losing suns. 辣妹B: Come on. Let’s go across the street to Macklin’s. 莎拉来找囧尼，跟囧尼说他们调阅了监视录影带什麽都没发现， 而且整个泳池有一半是在录影器照不到的死角之中…… 囧尼跟莎拉到泳池後面的房间搜查，发现人类排泄物…… 莎拉: Well, it’s a great place to get high. 囧尼: And it’s a bad place to smuggle sharks. 正温在实验室里心事重重的样子…… 小哈: (走进来) Welcome back! 正温: Thanks. 小哈: It must be nice to be with your niece in xxx, right? 正温: It was Portland. 小哈: Oh… and how is your sister? 正温: She’s good… (小哈的呼叫器响了) 小哈: (查看) It’s Catherine. I swear to God, all she is doing is bugging me... 正温: (微笑转身去忙) 小哈: (靠近) Look, I wanted to pick up what we left before, okay? Dinner? 正温: I really can’t… I’m busy…Can we talk later? 小哈: …Sure. (呼叫器又响了) Catherine again, I have to go. (离开) 正温看着小哈离开…… 烤鱼回来了，先到罗宾爷爷那报到帮忙。 罗宾爷爷跟烤鱼在死者Dessire的断臂咬痕上发现鲨鱼牙， 但是伤口很乾净，没有大量出血的痕迹…… 烤鱼: According to David’s report, the pool is full of blood. 罗宾爷爷: Well, then blood must had been fleeting. How can the both things be true? 囧尼从排泄物追踪到了一名赌场饭店工作人员； 工作人员只承认有运送毒品，但是跟鲨鱼一点关系都没有。 (这段没仔细看，在忙着下水饺~~) 凯姐去找Boozell。 凯姐: Look, let’s be all cards on this. Boozell: Your dad once said that as well. 凯姐: So how’s your relationship with Macklin? You both have day clubs, pools and sharks…… Boozell: We’re not friends. 凯姐: And then when he open the topless Euro pool, and claiming his priority… You must be pissed, huh? Boozell: Macklin… I’m gonna to kill him one day. 凯姐: A bit advice? Don’t say that in front of a cop. 烤鱼找出了泳池的血哪来的， 死者的动脉破裂造成大量出血， 不一定会跟断臂伤口本身的出血量成正比。 罗宾爷爷: Okay, so both conditions exist. Our victim did not die by the shark bite. 烤鱼: We’re still looking for the C.O.D. 罗宾爷爷: Help me flip her? 烤鱼: (帮忙罗宾爷爷翻过屍体，不小心打翻了他的柺杖，一阵尴尬的沉默…) 罗宾爷爷: All right… what the color of her raft is? 烤鱼: Catherine said coral. 罗宾爷爷: (查看死者被上的针孔) Coral it is. 烤鱼: Seems to be an injection of Heroin… Heroin attracts shark as well. The shark is innocent. Our killer is still out there. 亨利告诉烤鱼说他的推断是正确的，针孔上残留的是Heroin， 而且死者对Heroin敏感，所以基本上是一针致命。 烤鱼: So her first dose is also her last. 烤鱼跟囧尼一起查看泳池的录影带， 烤鱼:… She’s wearing jewelry when she was hanging out in a pool? 囧尼: Yeah, right. (囧尼眉头一皱深觉案情不单纯。向後快转。) Her jewelry was gone after the attack… 烤鱼: It’s either the jewelry is still under the pool or somebody took it…… 小哈跟亨利坐在更衣间里。 亨利: You and Wendy talk? 小哈: … Yeah, we always talk. Why? You talked to her? 亨利: It’s more like she talks to me. You know, friends. 小哈: Friend friends or friends of benefit? 亨利: Well, define friends of benefit? (抬头看到正温) Huh… I’ll leave now… 小哈: (看着正温) Is this the talk-later part? 正温: (点头) 小哈: Is it about Henry? 正温: No. 小哈: Is it about me? 正温: It’s about you and me…… I got a new job. 小哈: That’s great. Finally moved to field now? Congratulation! 正温: It’s in Portland, with my sister and my nieve… And it’s in field now. Not a lab rat. 小哈: (脸垮了) Does everyone knows about this? 正温: I’ve talked to Catherine. And Henry…he gave me some advice. I’m leaving, Hodges 小哈: And I’m the last one to know. 正温: Because I want it that way. Because if I told you as soon as I knew, you’ll be upset, you’ll blame Henry, and… you’d try to make me stay. And I can’t……(哭) 小哈: (正温上前抱抱小哈) Wendy… 正温: Goodbye. (离开) 小哈: Do- don’t… 凯姐去找Macklin。 Macklin: (接到通知电话) Strawberry blonde? I think I found her. (起身跟凯姐自我介绍) Danny Macklin. 凯姐: Catherine Willows, CSI. Macklin: CSI? Let me guess. Boozell got sharks in his pool… And now he’s blaming me. 凯姐: We would love to take a look of your shark. Macklin: If there is a shark missing, I’d be the person to know. Would you like to count the sharks? 凯姐: Sounds like you’ll tell us the truth? Macklin: You know, we have special shark fin soup here. Can I order you some? 凯姐: No. Thanks. That’s one of the biggest reasons why shark is doing to extinct now. 小哈跟亨利在泳池里捞宝，当然就默默的讲起正温的事了， 亨利承认他鼓励正温去尝试她一直梦寐以求的工作。 小哈: You put her out the door! Are you going to Portland, too? 亨利: Seriously you’re blaming me now? Look, you’re the one who left her to the cafe! And then you cannot take her home, because you live at home! What are you gonna to tell your mom? 小哈: Okay, that’s enough! (跟亨利扭打起来把亨利压到水中) (亨利忽然不挣扎了)… Henry? Henry!? (伸手拉亨利) 亨利: (冲出水面大喘气)… I found the murder weapon! (拿着一个针筒) 小哈: … Good eyes. 亨利看着转身的小哈翻白眼。 囧尼在针筒上采到指纹， 然後叫亨利去确认针筒里面原来有的物质确实是Heroin没错。 亨利: As long as you put Hodges away from me, I can do anything. I think I got swimmer's ear now. 囧尼: ? 亨利: From… (叹气) No matter… (离开) 指纹线索追到一名女贼Anya Sanchez。 Anya: I know this game. You bring me in. You lean on me. You try to get something out from me. (看着布拔) Nice watch. Your girlfriend gave you? 囧尼: I got a girlfriend, too. 布拔: It’s not that easy. Anya: And it’s not that hard as well. I’ve been a bad girl. 囧尼他们出是在Anya住处搜出的赃物， 里面就有死者的手环…等东西。 Anya: Okay, so I’m a thief, so what? A couple days in cell, that’s all. 囧尼: You need to stay more than a couple of days. You inject Heroin to your victim. Anya: So… it’s just a rubbery. Right? (满不在乎貌) 囧尼: Not when the victim is allergic to Heroin and died because of that. 布拔: You gave her a hotshot. Hotshot. You’re right. You’ve been a bad girl. 囧尼跟凯姐报告案情进展，死者死因解开了，鲨鱼来源仍不明。 烤鱼、罗宾爷爷和Holloway於是动手解剖鲨鱼~~ 罗宾爷爷: Doctor, would you do the honors? 烤鱼: Why not? (动手…) Okay… That is one huge gut. Holloway: She is an eating machine. Do you mind if I… 烤鱼: Be my guest. Holloway: (开始翻出鲨鱼肠子里的东西) Mackerel, eel… a little squid… Huh, even other small shark…zebra, blacktip… She’s probably from outside Miami. 烤鱼: Thank you, doctor. You’ve been really helpful. Holloway: You’re welcomed. (离开) 罗宾爷爷: Helpful? We’re not for Shark Week Watcher now! 烤鱼: Yes, and when a wild shark can get a fish cub? 罗宾爷爷: The doctor is a liar. It’s a captive shark. Have you ever visit Sea World? 烤鱼: No. Why? 罗宾爷爷: I like it. It’s educational. I learned that all sharks in captivity has to be tagged. 烤鱼: I believe you, doctor. (在鲨鱼鳍上东摸摸西摸摸) Here, it is. It’s squashed… but we can fix it… If you can do that with a VIN number of a car… Why not a shark? 烤鱼把割下来的鲨鱼鳍拿去扫描重新分析， 果然读出了被抹掉的鲨鱼标签号码: GC1003!!! GC = Galere cuvia (鲨鱼学名), 10表示是2010买进来的, 03是第三次交易。 凯姐: …I think I know who I want to talk first. Macklin被找来啦~~ 烤鱼: Well, Mr. Macklin, this is your shark. 凯姐: And let me quote your sentence: “If there is a shark missing, I’d be the person to know.” Macklin: Okay, there is no shark missing this week. But, last week I have a shark with tapeworm. You know how much it cost to bring those zebra or blacktip here? This tiger shark is eating them like potato chip. And it got worms? I got rid of it. 烤鱼: How you got rid of it? Macklin: I don’t know. I asked Dr. Holloway to deal with that. And the quote? You got the shark fin before I turn it into a buffet special. 此时Boozell冲进侦查室破口大骂， 跟Macklin吵了起来，後来通通被凯姐请了出去…… 凯姐: Talk about shark-infested worlds…… Boozell怒气冲冲的离开警局後发现自己的车轮胎爆了， 大怒看着Macklin扬长而去。 囧尼跟莎拉去Boozell饭店找Dr. Holloway。 囧尼: His office said he’s out here, but the cell phone is not working. So he must be in the water. We’ll call you as soon as we got his news. 此时一个小男生从两人面前跑过。 小男生: Mom, Mom, I got it! I got a perfect picture! 莎拉: From fish tank? 囧尼: Well, fishes are beautiful… (两人走到鱼缸前) 莎拉: (看着漂在鱼缸里的屍体) Not when you’re sleeping with them. It’s Dr. Holloway. It explains why his phone isn’t working. 罗宾爷爷检查屍体。 罗宾爷爷: First blush here… 囧尼: Pink. What causes that? 罗宾爷爷: Could be ooo, xxx… there’s a lot of choices, pal. 囧尼拿着Holloway的氧气瓶去叫小哈检查，小哈正失魂落魄中。 小哈: …I got to get my shark face on. It’s tough. 囧尼: This is a tough job for tough guy. 小哈: … Okay… It can put my mind away from Wendy. 囧尼: Nice. (把氧气瓶放到桌上，转头看到小哈又失神了) Hey! Hey! (作出健美先生展示二头肌的样子 -> Be tough?) 小哈: (苦笑比回去) 小哈跟大家报告说，氧气瓶里面的气体被掉换了， 里面是满满的汽车排放废气，而且是致人於死量的200倍以上。 囧尼说有两种可能，一是Macklin买通Holloway放鲨鱼後杀人灭口， 二是Boozell知道Holloway串通敌人背叛他後愤而灭口… 小葛: Well, seems we need to ask the gentlemen to start their engines… 小哈: Actually, I can narrow it. It’s 70’s vintage we are looking. Boozell被找来，大家都知道他爱收藏老车， 凯姐出示证据给他看~~ (气体成分相吻合) Boozell: I flunk science. Are you trying to say my car killed Holloway? Boozell否认杀害Holloway。 Boozell: … I’m telling you – card is up – all I can do is giving you my words. 凯姐坐在办公室苦思，想起Sam曾经送给她一样东西。 凯姐: …It’s squashed. Sam: Yes, it is. But it’s squashed doesn’t because you said it is squashed. Remember that, Catherine. 一台车大喇喇开到Macklin旅馆的大门前。 泊车小弟: Ladies, you need me park the car? 凯姐: No. It is my car, just leave it there. (跟着莎拉往前走) You’ve seen your boss or his friends’ old car nearby? 泊车小弟: No. 莎拉: You’re right, Catherine. I think I got something here. (转头问门房) Are you sure you didn’t see somebody use it last night? 泊车小弟: No… 凯姐: (看向旅馆赌场的ATM) That’s fine. We have something to tell us. 泊车小弟的脸色变了。 ATM的摄影机是每15分钟照一次相的， 画面上清楚的看到泊车小弟是如何的把氧气瓶调换气体…在Macklin的指示下。 Mackling: … No comment. 布拔: That’s beautiful. Beautiful. You know what? Let me tell you a story… There’s one man in Vegas who owns a casino… Who made a cheap play of shark. …”Maybe I can make some money and stick on my enemy at the same time.” But he doesn’t know the VIN number from the fin – the “fin” number of the shark can reveal his role… 凯姐: I thought it was squashed. 布拔: So here you are. Hook, line and sink. 最後一幕，凯姐去找Boozell。 Boozell: Everyone thinks the sharks are for VIPs, but they are actually for me. 凯姐: Spoke like a free man. Boozell: I thought you were just like your Dad. 凯姐: What? Passionate, hard-working, and driven by money only? Boozell: Only two out of three: passionate and hard-working. And the rest? I’m driven by money as well as Sam. You’re different from us. Now I can see where the greatness came from. 凯姐: Thank you… for your compliment. Boozell: Squashed? 凯姐: I don’t swim with sharks. 两人相视而笑。 本集心得: 1) 正温你不要走你不要走~~(跟小哈抱着哭) 2) 亨利拍拍, 真是扫到台风尾! XDD 3) 囧尼的appointment是去谘商吗? 乖孩子~~ 4) 好有保育概念的一集, 大家要爱护鲨鱼喔~~(啥?) 5) 女王气势十足超帅的!!! --

※ 发信站: 批踢踢实业坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 68.101.68.214 XDDD 没错! 下次换迈阿密走黑暗系好了~~ 正温走了小哈好落寞啊~~ 其实我很想跟小哈说快点搬离家里吧~~(摊手) ※ 编辑: pisacat 来自: 68.101.68.214 (10/03 10:40)