心血来潮放闪 之 防雷页~~ 本集重点: 我承认我只是手痒很想放Miami的照片闪大家而已... XDD (顶锅盖逃走) 毕竟才刚去玩回来啊, 看起来一整个非常的亲切, 我不会承认我在那边大街上有默默的放大眼睛搜寻警车的!(转头) 霹雳火店我一直觉得就是看大快人心的, 而本周的老何果然没有让人失望! 何公我爱你~~~~(趁乱告白) 喔, 所以说这是跟另外两家比只是简单版雷, 而且以後大概也没有了.(殴) 片头一开始是两个人在Everglades National Park里面的沼泽逃命, (像这样的地方: http://0rz.tw/f7X5U 或者 http://0rz.tw/kolOH) 最後其中一个被箭弩攻击死亡, 另外一个小心翼翼的跑到他旁边... 而老何正在沼泽中穿梭, 某人听到尖叫声报的案, 当老何赶到现场时, 第二个人正在解第一个人(死者)身上的项链... 蛇姐跟小狼负责在现场调查, 小胖跟戴可负责讯问老何在现场逮到的人. 戴可先是用了西班牙文, 但是对方Jean表明自己来自海地, 於是换小胖用法文上场, 因为以为对方是凶手, 小胖一整个很凶, 但是是戴可先发现情况不对劲... 第一, 死者Enrique的右脚有被链过受伤的痕迹, Jean的左脚也有, 第二, Enriaue的左臂上刺有号码10, 而Jean的号码是9. 小胖: That makes you wonder what happened to the other 8... 戴可: Walter, something is wrong here. This is not right. 蛇姐跟小狼在现场的调查也有新进展, 两人分头在查箭弩射出的方向. 小狼: ... there are some strange noises on the background. 蛇姐: That's called "wildlife." 小狼: I had bad experience with bear and with crocodiles, if you remember that. Wildlife doesn't do me good. (附上该公园中众多的鳄鱼一张: http://0rz.tw/5drdz) 蛇姐在这个时候发现树上一个平台, 於是把小狼叫过来, 蛇姐爬上去一看, 发现这个视野完全就是瞄准了Enrique的逃跑方向的. 蛇姐: They're not hunters. They're being hunted! This was human hunting human. This is crazy! 要走的时候倒楣的小狼发现自己被一只水蛭咬了... 小狼: This is why I hate wildlife!!! 法兰克大叔找上公园巡守那天早上抄下的一台逃逸车牌的车主, 车主说他只是在找兰花, 一种他找了好久的兰花, 但是国家公园的东西是不可以采的, 所以巡守一出现他就落跑了... 兰花贼: All right, do what you have to do. (伸出手要给铐) 法兰克: Nope. But you had better be there when I called you. (转身走掉) Orchid? 小羊测试箭弩, 发现基本上都是随便一间武器店的东西, 但是重点是箭弩後面装饰用的羽毛, 那是特制的, 整个美国就两家店, 一家在加州, 另一家叫Father's Pride, 就在Everglades National Park区域内~~ 何公跟戴可去找店老板, 店老板是个绑马尾的中年白人, 标准的red neck. 他否认跟人类狩猎有关系, 只说自己有卖出那些箭没有错, 何公於是跟他要名单, 他原来还想装死, 最後还是交出了客户的名字. 蛇姐跟法兰克大叔去找那个有钱人(一只特制的箭是很贵的...), 对方爱理不理的只盯着自己的电脑萤幕忙着操盘炒股票, 蛇姐於是一把拔了萤幕电源~~(OS: 帅啊, 阿蛇!) 有钱人: I like woman who come straightforward. 有钱人说卡早就丢了, 没报失, 反正他一秒钟三十万上下没差这样, 然後, 对, 他有在进行运动射击, 但是很久没出去了. 何公上场跟Jean询问, 照例大家都会对老何说实话XDD, Jean说他们是偷渡来的, 人蛇集团跟他们说会给他们自由, 最後却把他们卖给其他人口贩子, 而那个买家就是买人来进行狩猎用的... Jean: Enrique knew he would die that day. He just knew. He asked me that if he died, bring that closet to his family, to his daughther Taliana. 何公: Why didn't you tell at first? Jean: Because of my brother, Henri. 何公: Is Henri with you today at the park? Jean: No. It's not his turn today. 何公: Then we'll find him before his turn. Jean: You can do that? 何公: Yes, we can do that. (OS: 挖哩勒这麽笃定的啊?XDD) 老何, 小狼跟小胖去逮到人蛇集团首领, Enrique的老婆小孩都在那... 老何: What's your name? Maria: Maria. 老何: Where are all the men, Maria? Maria: They took them, all of them. Including my Enrique. 老何: Enrique. Enrique is your husband? Maria: Yes! You see him? 老何: I do. Maria: (很开心的抱住女儿) Is he okay? Please tell me he is okay. 老何: Maria... I'm sorry. Maria: (抱着女儿哭出来, 抬头) Please, please find who did this. 老何跟小狼询问偷渡集团头头说他到底把人卖给谁, 对方原来不肯说, 老何默默的开了瓦斯, 小狼把人架住, 老何拿着烧红的烤肉叉逼进...(OS: 老大你们这是黑道啊? XDD) 对方招了, 结果那个名字就是那间Father's Pride的老板! 老何跟小狼杀到那间店去, 没看到人, 店也关着, 但是看到了厢型车, 打开来看到铁链什麽的, 还有类固醇药瓶... 老何: He's fasting the preys... 小狼原来是准备把车带回去蒐证, 老何阻止了, 默默的丢了一个发讯器到车里, 说要用这个方法带他们找到所有人. 局里勒, 法兰克大叔把兰花贼找来, 问说找兰花怎麽会找到他的皮屑DNA出现在Enrique的指甲底下? 兰花贼说是Enrique不知道从哪里跑出来, 看到他很惊慌, 抓了他一把又跑走的... 於是说Enrique跟Jean的"猎人"有两名嫌疑犯, 蛇姐去找英国腔先生, 但是他说箭弩上找不到任何生物迹证, 蛇姐叹口气把箭弩拿起来试了一下, 结果被弦反弹伤到手前臂, 英国腔先生说很正常, 没有经验的人都会发生这种事, 蛇姐: You know, both of our suspects do not seem having much experience either... 戴可跟小胖先去查了兰花贼的手臂, 两只手都很乾净. 蛇姐处理有钱人先生, 蛇姐: Open it. Open. (采了口腔DNA) 有钱人: You know, if you want to know me better, all you need to do is asking. 蛇姐: I did. For you DNA. Take your coat off and show me your arms. 有钱人: (慢条斯理脱西装) If you want I can take all shirts off. 蛇姐: Just the arms. (对方手上有红红的痕迹) Show me your leg. Off the sock. (马上打电话) Henry, I need you to run a DNA sample right now! 小狼在实验室找到蛇姐, 问说蛇姐怎麽没在询问犯人, 然後小狼看到蛇姐在处理某种生物... 小狼: Is that my leech? 蛇姐: No, it is found at the platform. So I'm thinking, if it bites our hunter as his friend bites you... 小狼: Then we'll find the hunter's DNA! But you still have the degredation problem. 蛇姐: Lucky enough, this guy haven't digest his breakfast yet. 水蛭肚子里的血的DNA跟有钱人吻合, 老何跟戴可询问有钱人, 有钱人一开始还嗤之以鼻, 然後说那就算他在Everglades"打猎"了又怎样. 老何: Hunting humans intentionaly can put you to death penalty in this state. Where are others? 有钱人不知道, 他说猎人们很少见到彼此, 他们要做的就是付钱跟闭紧嘴巴而已. 有钱人说要交易, 说他可以给他们幕後主使的名字, 但是当然他只给的出店老板的名字而已... 老何: We already know that. Let me ask you again: where are others? 有钱人: I don't know! 老何: Okay, you have your chance. 厢型车移动了, 这次轮到Henri跟另一个人, Henri: Where is Jean? 店老板: Who? Henri: Jean, my brother. 店老板: I don't know. Maybe he got his freedom, or maybe he's on another road already. It's your turn now! Go! (鸣枪) (看着Henri跟夥伴往前逃命) You want freedom? You need to fight for that! (拦住马上就想射击的两名猎人) Let them run a while first, then the game will be more interesting. 两名猎人躲在水边, 准备射击往沼泽里逃的Henri跟他的同伴, 蛇姐跟法兰克大叔赶到. 蛇姐: (直接从背後踹人) Get down! 何公去处理店老板, 逮到正准备闪人的店老板... 老何: You have 15 seconds to run. 店老板: You can't do that! 老何: Run! (对天鸣枪) 15... 14... 13... 店老板摔在地上, 老何拿枪继续对着他, 老何: 7... 6... 5... 店老板: No! Please! Please! 老何: Do you feel it? The scare. The begged you as you begged me now! Say goodbye. (板机声, 但是当然没子弹) You know what? They died with their dignity, but look at you. You're pathetic. (店老板下的尿裤子了...) Take him. (其他警车到了, 把人押走) 最後店老板跟一排猎人都被押上警车, 而像Maria一样的女子们则欢天喜地迎接她们被救出来的亲人. 老何: Jean, I think you have a deliver. Jean转头, 看到Henri从警车里走下来, 两人激动相拥. Jean: You really found him! We never thought that we can see each other again. I... we just want to say thank you. Thank you. 老何: (看看不远处的Maria跟Liliana) You know what, Jean? It's time to fulfill your promise. (递出项链) Enrique's wife, Maria, and his daughther, are just right over there. Jean: Yes, it is. (拿了项链走过去) 老何跟Henri用法语交谈了几句, 然後离开了, 最後是Henri在阳光下又惊又喜的样子... 本集心得: 不得不说迈阿密分店有老何真的是太美好了, 在一片残忍的现实里面相当令人安慰啊! 就继续维持这种风格就很好了, 请继续耍凶狠吧何老大!!! (洒花) 迈阿密这种族裔复杂的地方就靠你啦! 阳光沙滩何公飘~~ (http://0rz.tw/Q78ur) --

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