章鱼妈超正 之 防雷页~~ 本集重点: 章鱼妈!!! 片头, 一场爱丽丝梦游仙境的扮装婚礼 毛毛虫主婚人: Dearly belove, we're here witnessing Andrew Kravis (疯帽商) and Lisa XXX's (爱丽丝) wedding. It is commended to be honorable for all man... adcidaly and solemnly. So if any person here has just up to... 柴俊猫跟白兔锁了门, 持枪走了进来... CSI跟警方到达现场 DB: Oh I love unique wedding. Finn: Not for me. DB: Really? Finn: The minute I got the invitation I start worring about which shoes to wear. DB: Oh, come on, how can you resist a splendor of a story telling wedding? 艾秃: Hey, so the robbers took all the gifts, watches, cash, jewels, etc., from the wedding. DB: Who called in? 艾秃: Three seperated witness in the wedding, but none of them get a clear glimpe of the robbers. DB: Respond time? 艾秃: Within 5 minutes. Finn: Why are you here? 艾秃: Pardon me? Finn: You're second undersherriff, you should be in command. Not in a robbery scene. 艾秃: Well, there are two reasons. One, as the mayor remind me, there are 300 weddings running around in Vegas daily, this could harm the economy badly. Secondly, it's not a robbery only. (三人进入场内接近一张桌子) It's a robbery homicide. (疯帽商新郎死在一张桌上) DB: Good Lord. Finn: So much for your storytelling wedding. 两人跟大卫开始检查死者 Finn: One buller hole. I didn't see others. 大卫: Is that a hat? DB: Yeah. (拿起检视) No exit wound. Finn: So the bullet must be inside the body still. DB: Gun shut residue on the card- on the hat. Saying it's a close range. 大卫: What kind of person does that in a wedding? Finn: Well, weddings are not that special nowadays I guess. 大卫: Come'on, you don't like weddings? Finn: I've had two of them, so- marriage would probably agree with me. 艾秃接近蒐证中的Morgan攀谈 艾秃: So this is really terrible, hum? Morgan: You'd be wedding expertise now? 艾秃: You don't have your dream wedding? Your mother will probably disagree with that. Morgan: She had her dream wedding and then she had others. 艾秃: Hum, listen, I am wondering if you want to go with me and grab something to bite? Morgan: Next week shall be okay. We would see. Morgan迅速闪人离开, 留下艾秃一脸无奈. 囧尼在询问宾客之一 老太太: ...And all the sudden we heared the gun shoot- from a smiling cat with a white rabbit. They put us to the front and asked everyone to pull out their wallet, jewels, watches... They even take out my pounch. 囧尼: I'm sorry. It must be special for you. 老太太: Thank you. 莎拉在询问毛毛虫 毛毛虫: The rabbit take the order and the cat pointing gun to people. 莎拉: You notice anything? Why they shut the groom. 毛毛虫: Well, I sound some scuffle. 莎拉: What kind of scuffle? 毛毛虫: I don't have clear view of that. Go ask Alice. DB跟Finn询问新娘子爱丽丝 爱丽丝:... Wonderland kind of becoming our theme. The way we say "I love you." Stupid, I know. DB: No, no, no. Not at all. I noticed you planned the ceremony really seriously. 爱丽丝: We- we have a bottle labled "Drink Me." The cake labeled "Eat Me." And the ring- the ring says "Marry Me." So when the rabbit came to the ring, I- I just can't let it go. They start to kick me, and that's when Andrew came in... He saw me. Right before the wedding. It's bad luck. Oh my God- I- DB: Hey, this is not your fault, okay? It's theirs. ... I'll leave her with you, okay? (离开) Finn: Mrs. Kravis. Can you show me where you got kicked? DB走到外头 DB: What you got? Morgan: Everything. Old, new, burrowed, and something blue. DB: I have no idea what's that as well. Send it to Mandy. Now, check other things. The rabbit and cat may leave a paw print. (接近救护车) Hum, did you guys bring things to calm people down? 某男: Sure, go ahead, Kyle. Kyle: Where is she? DB: In the room right behind the stage. 办公室里Mandy正在跟小哈争执什麽 Mandy: No, Hodges. 小哈: Come'on, just do me a favor! Mandy: It's not just a favor! I'm lying about being your girlfriend! Morgan: (抱着证物走进来) Sorry for interuption. Mandy: Morgan, you didn't interupt anything. He's working on his mommy issue. 小哈: Well, my mom should be on a flight to Italy with her boyfriend. And yet it is possible that I might mention I'm dating someone as well, a companion. As her only son, she put all her bests to me, and- she decided to pay a visit. I don't want to disappoint her... Mandy: Then just tell her the truth! 小哈: I'm desperated. One day and she's out of your life. Mandy: (翻出那块写着"Eat Me."的label给小哈看) 小哈很焦躁的离开了, Morgan若有所思. DB在法医室里 DB: C.O.D? Bullet to the brain? 罗宾爷爷: It's not a bullet, though. DB: Not a bullet? 罗宾爷爷: No. I thought it when I first saw the wound. But the X-ray doesn't show it. I can't tell you what it is until I looks at it first-handed myself. Sounding mad as the hater myself. (动手挖脑袋) There. It's, in fact, a button. DB: ...Our victim has a button fired into his brain with 400 mph? Curiouser and curiouser. Mandy告诉莎拉说藉由蓝色物质她可以追踪到三个名字, 也许其中某个人跟婚礼有交叉 Mandy: Charles Dodson. Alan Wildome. And- Lewis Scaron. (看到莎拉拿着照片皱眉) You know him? 莎拉: Maybe. Can I burrow your marker? 莎拉拿着麦克笔开始在照片上画画涂鸦... 原来Lewis Scaron就是毛毛虫先生, 有案底. 莎拉: Last time I spoke, you're a caterpillar still, and now... 毛毛虫: A new day, a new avator. 艾秃: So, Lewis Scaron. We figured out you have some untold records... anything with an armed robbery? 毛毛虫: It's not anything like that. It's all the generator's fault... 莎拉: And you never thought to call? 毛毛虫: ... it takes way too long to deny my calling. Look, I would do nothing to the wedding. 莎拉: Why? 毛毛虫: Are you married? 莎拉: Yes, I am. 毛毛虫: (忽然一脸认真) It's special. Isn't it? 莎拉: (想了想) Yes, it is. 艾秃: (看了看两个人) Anyway, you want to keep your license? 毛毛虫: Definitely! 艾秃: Then tell us anything stands in your mind about the robbery. How you think about them? 毛毛虫: They locked the door first. Takes their time to approach and order people... Very practiced. 艾秃: You're sayint those people might know you? 毛毛虫: No, these guy are pros. 在一个Drive-through的公证庭前 Crystal: So, what's your last wedding like? Walter: Big affair. Probably costs thoudands of dollers. It's beautifal and grand, but it lost something. Crystal: What was it? Walter: (看着Crystal) Love. Crystal: Oh... 两人接吻, 被後面的车子按喇叭催促, 车子滑到公证处 公证人: Dearly beloved. We're honored to join Walter and Crystal today... Walter, do you promise to love and protect Crystal for all the rest of your life? Walter: You bet. 忽然後方的车子冲下两个蒙面人, 持枪对着新人 蒙面人: Hands up in the air, now! 第二桩案件, DB跟囧尼检视着录影纪录 囧尼: The advice from the caterpiller was spot-on. DB: Those guys are pros. Notice that? Any longer or other direction we might get them. They know how to avoid the camera. These two are starting annoying me. 小葛负责询问Crystal跟Walter案发过程 Crystal: My wallet, my jewels, and my engaged ring! 小葛: And what about Walter? Crystal: His wallet and watch. Walter: Not to mention the car! Crystal: Oh, it's just a car. Walter: It's customed! Have eveything! 小葛: Did you notice anything about the robbers? Scares? Tatoos? Crystal: The guy on my side spoke. Deep voice. 小葛: Okay. About the ring, I'm sorry for your loss. Could you please tell me the approximate value? Crystal: How can you put a price on love? Walter: A little over half a million. 小葛: That's a huge love. And anything unusual form the robbers? Crystal: I think something came from them. It dropped on Walter's suite's pocket. And stained my dress. Which is not original. 小葛: Okay. I know technically this is your wedding night. But- I'll need to ask you take off your clothes and put them to the bags over there. I'm sorry. 小哈正俯岸工作中, 一个声音传来 Aldia: Gotta love a man in uniform! Look at you. Like a real doctor! 小哈: Mother! You- you are here earlier! Aldia: I was coming directly from the airport. The flight is delayed and I have extra time. I was dying to meet her! 小哈: Hum, actually, there are some restrictions about entering to this part of the lab. Mandy: Don't worry. I got a full access badge for her. I'll leave her to you. Nice to meet you, Mrs. Hodges. 小哈: Hilarious, actually... Aldia: So, how're you here, David? 小哈: I'm good! Look, lab coats. My own office. It's just that there is a big case going on and everyone is quite busy right now, including me. Aldia: Good, then where is her? Morgan来找小哈正好看见这一幕 小哈: Mother, I- I think we need to... Morgan: (冲上前轻啄了一下小哈的脸) Hey, Honey. How're you today? You must be Mrs. Hodges? I'm Morgan. I'm so excited finally meeting you. Crazy days you know. Aldia: Oh, me, too. Call me Aldia please! Morgan: So- I was wondering if you got trace on the stain of the victim's dress? 小哈: Oh, oh, yes. It is OOO, XXX and postasium chloride- so it's- Morgan: Denture cleaner. Why? 小哈: I don't know. Aldia: You finished each other's sentences. Lovely! Morgan: I wish I have more time to chat. But- I have to go. Bye, David. (张开双手, 小哈愣了一下才知道是要拥抱) (两个人非常怪异的拥抱後Morgan离开了) Aldia: Love her. 小哈: Me- me, too. Clearly. Finn跟DB尝试解读凶器 Finn: But you get the same amount of trace every day... DB: (拿着改造好的枪) Fire the hole! 果冻人的脑子里出现一样的trace DB: The button is projected by proxy... So we connect the gun to the robbers and the two cases. Finn: And both cases include diusgusted, wedding git. ...More spur of a moment. DB: What are other connections? Finn: (想了一下) The ring. Both rings are foced to give away. DB跟小葛於是到了一间珠宝店 守卫: Do you have appointment? DB: We are on the list. 女店员: Are you two together? DB: Yes. 小葛: We're the Crime Lab. Do you remember this woman? 女店员: Hard to forget. 小葛: Why? If it's true love, the gap didn't matter. 女店员: Oh, I'm not talking about the age differences. This is Las Vegas after all! I'm talking about the ring. It's Conitorflord ring. DB: What? 女店员: Designed by Conitorflord. ...Non-conflict diamond. It's one of a kind. Distinct. DB: And you think it's too high for her? So what are we looking here? 小葛: Well, I guess that's all. 女店员: One more thing, I don't know if it's relevant. The woman who bought the ring. She's been here before. A few times. 小葛於是询问了Crystal. Crystal: Yes. I think all of them are mine. Once. 小葛: And at this point, where are they? Crystal: This one I sold. This one I lost, and you know this one is stolen. Is getting engagaed a crime now? 小葛: No. But fraud is. The one you said lost belong to some business man now. His receiving account is direct to your name. Crystal: The first time it is just so hurt. I- I can't stay it at all. It didn't mean anyting anymore. More a bisomass really. And- economy went bad. Time is rough, and love. 小葛: Love someone enough to set him up in a robbery? Crystal: What? No! I would never put Walter in danger. I love him! 小葛: Really? Based on all those records? Crystal: I- I admit at first it's not that right. But then when pulled to the line. Everything became real. I realized that, well, I really wanted to marry him. To be married to him 小葛: (沉默了一下) Why should I believe you. Crystal: I don't know. But you gotta believe in love, right? 小哈在走廊上追上Morgan 小哈: You are the greatest person I ever know. Morgan: You're welcome. How's your mother now? 小哈: That's why I brought one bad news. Her boyfriend's flight is delayed, and she's still in town. she wanted to have dinner with us. Morgan: Just one dinner? It's not too difficult. Is that the bad news? 小哈: No. Hum, she also wants your father to join us. Morgan: (止步) What? No! The last time I has a meal with my dad I was 14 years ago, when he tried to explain divorce- over a milkshake. 小哈: Mother made me called him. And he's really excited, and a little confused as well. Please? You saw her faces when she sees you. She's- she's happy. Morgan: Proud. 小哈: Please? Morgan: All my cases. First trace line. A year. 小哈: Deal. 莎拉跟Morgan讨论案情 莎拉: Like Russell said, the rings are hard to sell. So why did they take them? Morgan: Maybe they are melting them down? 莎拉: That means we are tracing someone who can melt stolen gold in Vegas? 莎拉来到一处仓库现场, 艾秃在那等她 莎拉: ...Cut me some slucks, please. 艾秃: The victim is inside. Gold purred down his throat. We believe that he's connected to the Wonderland rubbery. 莎拉: How can you be sure? 艾秃: (两人终於走到死者旁边, 死者头上有柴郡猫头套) Instinct, I guess? DB来到了现场 莎拉: Our robbers have plans. Turning stolen jewelry into intraceable gold. DB: God, as if our job isn't hard enough. 艾秃: (找到死者ID) Roll-Royce. 莎拉: He's probably still alive when somebody turning up the heat. DB: So why the sudden decide to getting rid of him? 莎拉: Maybe the partnership like a rough patch. DB: Maybe. DB来到法医室 罗宾爷爷: He was alive when the gold pouring down his throat. DB: Gold melts at 4000 degree F. My question is, they took so much efforts to turn the jewels into intracable gold. Why would you waste it into your unwanted partner then? 罗宾爷爷: This may answer your question. Iron pydie. DB: Fool's gold. You know, I still think they're up in some other things to go that much trouble. 罗宾爷爷: What do you mean? DB: They're planning other job. Morgan到了餐厅, 艾秃已经在那了, 两人一阵沉默 Morgan: I'm sorry you are drag into this. Hodges is a nice guy, but also a ridiculous human being. 艾秃: It's nice you're trying to help. 　　　(Morgan尴尬一笑开始折餐巾) 　　　You fold your naptin　exactly the same way as your mother. 　　　The first time you tried it is when we went to Chosy Chicken, remember? Morgan: No, I don't remember, sorry. 艾秃: It's fine. So, how's your mother. Who's the guy? Jerry? He is good to her? Morgan: Yes, he treated her like a queen. 艾秃: I'm happy she's happy. Morgan: (停顿一下) Yeah. I know you are. 小哈跟他娘到了 Aldia: Hey, that's where Morgan got her look, I see. Too bad David didn't got the one from me. 小哈: Mom! Aldia: Maybe we should order Champian? To celebrate. Morgan: (苦笑) What's the occassion for? Aldia: David is my old child. Handsome and charming. I'm really happy for him... 艾秃: I have to admit I do have fantacy to walk Morgan down the aisle. Someday. Aldia: So, how did you meet? Morgan & 小哈: Hum- Morgan: You go. 小哈: So, I was called to a trail about this man, the Jane-and -Dickison Killer. And Morgan was assisting the case. Then I realize this cros-juristational sexual attraction... Morgan: (打断) Sorry, I have to go to the restroom. Aldia: Oh, I'll go with you. (两人离开) 艾秃: So- David- your mom, is- hum- is- 小哈: She has a boyfriend. They are going to Italy together soon. 莎拉跟小葛检视着录影带 莎拉: ...And no one saw the gateway car. 小葛: Maybe they know some shortcuts? Like VIP or some ways? 莎拉: That's a good idea. DB全力查案, Finn走了进去 Finn: Seriously, how long you stayed here? You ever slept? 　　　You know you really should go home to take some rest. DB: I can't stop thinking my wife and our wedding. And then Lisa. Can you imagine that? It should be the most special day in your life. And- and your soul mate was killing in front of you. How's that feel? Finn: I don't know. I never got the chance to marry my soul mate, remember? So, what you got. DB: I think the guy is right. The one- hum- caterpiller guy. Finn: About? DB: About the practice part. I think I figured out where they got their pratice. Three years ago, in New York, three wedding robbery. Then, one years ago, in Chicago, another three. (展示墙上的简报) Finn: And even the patterns are the same! In New York, it's a three-day serial. Friday, Saturday, then Sunday. In Chicago? Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. We got our first in Friday, and then another one yesterday... DB: There will be another one today. Finn: There are hundred of wedding going on today. 艾秃招集所有警力 艾秃: Team A with Finn, tageting on XXX Boulverd. Team B with Russell. DB: Sara and I headed to XXX corner. 艾秃: I'm with Team C. All right, we got one more chance to get these guy. Or they disappear. Morgan去找Mandy Morgan: Hey, Hodges around? Mandy: No, his mom just dragged him out. You need to discuss your cover with him? Morgan: No, I was just wondering how's the tests on the scene goes. Mandy: The melting factory? That latex said that it is chatted skin in a finger. Morgan: Can you get a print from it? Mandy: Doing that now. Oh, here's the result. Morgan: Kyle Harley. Morgan告诉莎拉新进展 莎拉: Ambulance drivers? That makes sense. That's how the robbers know all those short-cuts. Morgan: Mandy identified this Kyle Harley. 莎拉: He was at the first one ambulance of the scene! (注意到下面的资讯) And he was married, too. 小哈正被他老妈拖进珠宝店 小哈: Mom! This is really too fast! Aldia: No, you're not going to let Morgan walk away. And your co-worker Mandy said this is the place. 女店员: What can I do for you? Aldia: I want to help my son pick up a ring for this lovely girl he met. 小哈: (看到柜台上的溶液) Hum. Denture cleaner. Interesting. What are you using it for here? It's funny, I was just- (停顿, 发现事情不对劲) 女店员: (伸手到背後掏枪) You were just what? 小哈: We were leaving, now. (拉他老妈) Kyle: (出现在他们身後) I'm afraid it is impossible. Aldia: What happened? David? 小哈: I believe we just found our rubbers. Don't worry, Mom. They won't shot anyone based on the records. 女店员: (朝被绑在角落的守卫大腿开了一枪) Not anymore. 警方赶到了珠宝店 DB: (查看警卫) You okay? 警卫: Do I look okay? Ouch... DB: Call the paranoidmed team! Hum, I understand my collegue was just here? About Four or five minutes ago? 警卫: Crime lab guy and his mom? Yes. They were took away by the van. 艾秃: (打电话通知所有人) We got a 444 at a Van Armed jewelry. 在厢型车里, Kyle安抚老婆中 Kyle: We're always fine. 小哈: (听到救护车里警力的调动) The radio. That's how you know where to go. Aldia: What are you going to take us? 女店员: We're heading to the desert. We'll leave you there. Next stop. Feiji. Aldia: How on the earth are we going to be able to get back from the desert!? 小哈: We are not, Mom. 警局里Morgan跟囧尼紧张的监看着大家的行动 囧尼: Your dad scramble everyone. We're out-numbered. Hodges and his mother will be fine. Morgan: (看着调动, 想起莎拉说的话) The radio! If we can hear them. So are them. (打电话给艾秃) Hey. I need your help. Kyle跟他老婆听到警方调度的新讯息 女店员: They're heading to the opposite side of town. Good. Aldia: David, please, do something! 小哈: I can't! Aldia: Of course you can! 小哈: No, Mom, you don't understand! I'm a criminist, that's all, mom. My job is doing all those analyses in the lab! Is it exciting? No! But is it fulfilling? Yes, it is. My office is exactly the size you see! And I can't save us. I'm not the police guru you wanted me to be. All I have is a love to my lab and that's all. And guess what? Morgan is not my girlfriend! (趁着女店员分神扑上去给她注射了一针, 然後抢了枪) Kyle: What did you do to her! 小哈: Halopinoid. What are you doing? Kyle: You're not going to kill me! With this speed, we'll all got killed! Morgan跟囧尼听着警方追上了厢型车 无线电: ... Suspects have been apprehended. Morgan跟囧尼笑了 艾秃指挥着警方把犯人押走, 把Aldia扶到一边 Aldia: Okay. Yeah. Thanks. 小哈: How did you...? 艾秃: Morgan called me. Asked me to switch channel. DB跟Finn等着艾秃审讯结果 艾秃: This is damn-well planned. DB: Using three days to rub, melt the gold, and wait for a perfect time to sell while they heading to China or where ever they go. Finn: So how's the police procedules? 艾秃: Well, he refused to say anything against her. DB: Well, he did promise to love and protect. 艾秃: Ironically, she has no problem throwing him down the bus. Finn: Woman. All right, I'm going to get a jewel. DB: I don't know you're the type who'll do that to yourself. Finn: I didn't say they were mine. 小哈跟Aldia坦承 小哈: I'm sorry... for the fake. I just wanted you to be proud of me. Aldia: Proud? You just save my life. You're excellent with your job. You're loved by so many. I couldn't be more proud. And, I have to admit, I'm not totally honest to you. About my love affair. 小哈: The Italian Count? Aldia: He wasn't a Count. And- he dumped me weeks ago. 小哈: But the trip? Aldia: We're going anyway. Not-refundable. 小哈: I- I have a few vacation days saved up, do you want a companion for the trip? Aldia: You don't have to. 小哈: (微笑) I want to. Finn戴着戒指回去找Lisa Lisa: You found it. 最後, Lisa在Andrew的葬礼上朗读 Lisa: The sun was shining on the sea, shining with all his might; He did his very best to make. The billows smooth and bright- And this was odd, because it was the middle of the night. 警局, 莎拉收到了一盆植物, 凑上去查看卡片, 卡片写着:" From: Grissom." 莎拉微笑. Lisa: The moon was shining sylily, Because she thought the sun had got no business to be there. After the day was done- "It's very rude of him," she said, "To come and spoil the fun." The sea was wet as the sea could be, the sands were dry as dry. You could see a cloud because no cloud was in the sky; No birds were flying overhead- there were no birds to fly. 警局, DB在翻一本相簿: "Our wedding." Lisa: The Walrus and the Carpenter. Were walking close at hand. They wept like anything to see. Such quantities of sand: "If this were only cleared away," They said, "it would be grand!" 警局, Morgan拎着一袋食物走过小哈跟Aldia, 走向艾秃, Morgan扬扬手上的食物, 艾秃一愣, 受宠若惊的口型说"Me?" Morgan笑着点点头... Lisa: "If seven maids with seven mops, swept it for half a year, Do you suppose," the Waltus siad, "That they could get it clear?" "I doubt it," said the Carpenter. And shed a bitter tear... (哽咽) Finn坐在葬礼的最後一排静静的看着Lisa. 本集心得: 1) 小哈你真的赚到了! 你娘超正不说, Morgan那微妙的一啄是怎麽回事啊啊啊啊啊啊! 可惜我已经决定力挺gMR了! 是说伪丈人爸艾秃似乎被Aldia煞到了? 2) 我还以为艾秃跟Morgan在坠机事件後有好一点了? 好吧, 还是很开心看到最後父女俩有要修补的感觉! 3) 主题婚礼看起来很有趣耶! 可惜...(叹气) 是说原来DB, 莎拉跟小葛都有那麽一点点浪漫主义? (笑) Finn则是傲娇了. 嘴巴上说不相信soul mate, 最後也还是安慰了Lisa不是? ^_^ --

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