作者berylray (Beryl)
看板HarryPotter
标题[转录][无言] 角色扮演游戏
时间Mon Dec 20 17:10:35 2010
※ [本文转录自 StupidClown 看板 #1D3ZSWeu ]
忘了说,只是代po. XD
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今天在公司上班的时候
跟同事无聊的玩起 哈利波特的角色扮演游戏
两个大男人骑着扫把 拿着小木棍 大喊 去去武器走 哇呾喀呾啦! 撕淌三步杀 之类的智障游戏
结果可能玩的太起劲 经理走到我身後完全都没发觉
猛然一回头 看到我经理的眼神冷酷的眼神 我跟我同事吓到不敢说话
结果
经理走了两步後 缓缓的说:
葛来分多 扣50分!
葛来分多 扣50分!
葛来分多 扣50分!
接着 又说:再继续胡闹 不认真上班
我就当掉你们的魔药学
我就当掉你们的魔药学
我就当掉你们的魔药学
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1F:推 timlin:石内卜表示: 12/20 00:49
2F:推 KaoruGao:我觉得经理讲完如果没笑场很猛xd 12/20 00:50
3F:→ Tenhanu:贵司真不错 囧 12/20 00:50
4F:推 tBeer:超好笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/20 00:51
5F:推 twins79:超好笑XDDDDD 12/20 00:52
6F:推 equation6181:还蛮好笑的XDDDDDD 12/20 00:53
7F:推 Tenhanu:我愿意为了石内卜经理去贵司>///< (大误 12/20 00:54
8F:推 maryvisac:哈哈哈 好配合的经理XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/20 00:55
9F:推 Hateson:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/20 01:02
10F:推 hhtj: 12/20 01:02
11F:→ dryada:小心老婆的咆哮信 12/20 01:03
12F:推 a5678998765:经理在你背後,他非常想凑一脚... 12/20 01:06
13F:推 o56432:经理好幽默XDDDDDDDD 12/20 01:07
14F:推 funnypeter:如果是真的就推 12/20 01:09
15F:推 ttyycc:好棒的经理XDDD 12/20 01:09
16F:推 durllu:XDDD 12/20 01:12
17F:→ N1KE:消失的工作 12/20 01:13
18F:推 sword9779:超好笑XD 12/20 01:14
19F:推 a98450333:年终少了两个月 尾牙被罚上台表演 12/20 01:14
20F:推 littlemewcat:每天跟经理拼魔法游戏,上班都开心啦~ 12/20 01:15
21F:推 sanhowu:哈 12/20 01:15
22F:推 rightX:经理......谁是佛地魔? 12/20 01:16
23F:推 KaiIchinose:下个月会不会变成四分之三的薪水咧.....XD 12/20 01:17
24F:推 lazyboy624:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/20 01:20
25F:推 sageRagnarok:赞 给经理一个gj 12/20 01:21
26F:推 adks3489:经理把你的薪水变不见了...MAGIC 12/20 01:22
27F:→ mayday79715:薪水变九又四分之三 12/20 01:22
28F:推 dryada:9又四分之三是多+9倍吗? 12/20 01:24
29F:推 nicefu:经理高EQ表现 12/20 01:25
30F:推 a98450333:dry国小数学被当 12/20 01:25
31F:推 petwing:你们公司妙丽的图咧 (敲碗) 12/20 01:25
32F:推 lemonpoison:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/20 01:27
33F:推 pony12aaa:没错阿!!9又4分之3的确是多9倍.. 12/20 01:27
34F:推 d29872523:a98450333国小数学被当 12/20 01:29
35F:推 nous:你确定他不是要扣掉你们的年终? XDDDDDDDD 12/20 01:31
36F:推 pplulala:XDDDDDDD 12/20 01:34
37F:推 myoutuki: XD 12/20 01:35
38F:推 AL107:好幽默的经理XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/20 01:36
39F:→ a98450333:我错了 囧rz 12/20 01:38
40F:推 dryada:猴~原来是你被当 12/20 01:44
41F:→ October29:XDDDD 12/20 01:46
42F:推 bravepomelo:好幽默喔哈哈哈 XDDD 12/20 01:56
43F:推 mhsaru:石经理好威>▽< 12/20 02:04
44F:推 a23934041:9又3/4 不是9+3/4吗...9+3/4=39/4不等於9x3/4=27/4.... 12/20 02:07
45F:→ a23934041:还是我笨了= = 12/20 02:07
46F:推 musicmi:幽默 12/20 02:10
47F:推 KaiIchinose:希望不会接到"总经理的命令"再接着"年终的考验"...... 12/20 02:16
48F:→ KaiIchinose:最後变成...消失的薪水... 12/20 02:16
49F:→ KaiIchinose:啊 是密令,囧 12/20 02:16
50F:推 frankfgt:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/20 02:18
51F:推 SDrunk:石经理好威>▽< 12/20 02:18
52F:推 sniper2824:某a你9乘分子干嘛 是乘分母啊大哥 12/20 02:20
53F:推 Eks:好幽默XD 12/20 02:23
55F:推 libracrash:好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/20 02:30
56F:→ AKATSUKIx2:a23934041同学,你是用加的...所以是加8又4分之3倍... 12/20 02:33
57F:推 moyua:好酷的经理 12/20 03:06
58F:推 kahigh:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/20 03:07
59F:推 elwyn:楼上几位的数学程度 = = 12/20 03:23
60F:推 sam9371:去去薪水走 12/20 03:31
61F:推 rightX: T2D表示: 12/20 03:53
62F:推 xx52002:推 sniper2824:某a你9乘分子干嘛 是乘分母啊大哥..乘分母? 12/20 04:53
63F:推 yankren:sam9371:去去薪水走 XDDDDDDDD 12/20 05:01
64F:推 amandako:XDDDDDDD 12/20 05:07
65F:推 jasper10: 12/20 05:51
66F:推 rabbit50331:去去,年终走。 12/20 07:07
67F:推 jimwjma:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/20 07:09
68F:推 hips:XDDDDDDDDD 12/20 07:36
69F:推 jzn:XD 12/20 07:53
70F:推 asdfr:这超好笑!= = 12/20 07:58
71F:推 untestable:XD 12/20 08:08
72F:推 KMSNY:本篇一堆T2D高徒 12/20 08:32
73F:推 olivia1124:你们经理太棒了!! 12/20 08:46
74F:推 tn00364361: sam9371:去去薪水走 12/20 08:51
75F:→ newper:看来你部门挺欢乐的 XD 12/20 08:57
76F:推 yunhu:经理冷面笑匠! 12/20 09:01
77F:推 Elivanta:消失的办公桌->xx公司的逃犯->衰神的剩饭(上下) 12/20 09:05
78F:推 jerrysu:满有梗的 12/20 09:16
79F:推 messer3729:经理好强大XDDDD 12/20 09:31
80F:推 LoveBea:总经理的命令 年终的考验 消失的办公桌 12/20 09:42
81F:→ sad2:经理回到座位上突然一惊!"那两个家伙是我们部门的啊!" 12/20 09:44
82F:推 paleoworld:GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD 12/20 09:49
83F:推 Dreamlgw:=口= 经理 你也在看板吧! 快出来喊一下啊! 12/20 09:55
84F:推 Virness:LoveBea:总经理的命令 年终的考验 消失的办公桌 XDDDDDDD 12/20 10:01
85F:→ Yie:XDDD 12/20 10:07
86F:推 apporience:sam9371:耶薪水加倍...咦怎麽反而变薄了? 12/20 10:24
87F:推 yahooc:经理也是戏迷 12/20 10:25
88F:推 karriehsu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/20 10:48
89F:推 Kinglai:好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/20 10:48
90F:推 stoub:XDDD 12/20 10:59
91F:推 loven51:XD 不过有些数学....XDDD 12/20 11:01
92F:推 whitecloudc:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/20 11:36
93F:推 monianna:所以你们是卫斯理兄弟吧XDDDD 12/20 11:37
94F:推 lolo0220:笑到肚子痛 12/20 11:38
95F:推 wugigiland:让我想到"回到17岁"里男主角朋友追女校长的剧情XDDD 12/20 11:45
96F:推 wwsjoker:经理太妙了啦 XDDD 12/20 11:51
97F:推 ethanol:XDXDXXDD 12/20 12:02
98F:推 fishheart:好好笑~~推~~经理真幽默 12/20 12:02
99F:推 Hekate:太好笑了吧 12/20 12:02
100F:推 jack49498:GJ 12/20 12:08
101F:推 girlvivi25:纯推回到17岁剧情XD 12/20 12:12
102F:推 Cervelli:经理图勒? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/20 12:14
103F:推 overaround:XDDDD 12/20 12:18
104F:推 eric168wang:其实经理在家常玩吧XDDDD 12/20 12:30
105F:推 blackbear:有笑有推 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/20 12:30
106F:推 sykl2002:经理幽默!! 12/20 12:32
107F:推 LiKevin:经理GJ 12/20 12:36
108F:推 THEWORLDS:经理压力很大XD 12/20 12:39
109F:推 tnleeangel:GJ!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/20 12:40
110F:推 hsianyun:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/20 12:42
111F:推 Benny0734:经理好妙XDDDD 12/20 12:43
112F:推 nanaling:石内卜出现了啦XD 12/20 12:44
113F:推 anna229750:我想去你们公司!!!!!!!!! >/////< 12/20 12:45
114F:推 CTUST:总经理大概六X年次的 12/20 12:51
115F:推 gus:这这这 好像Yes Man里头会发生的事 12/20 12:51
116F:推 Bluedaysun:经理GJ 12/20 12:52
117F:推 vanaza:经理好幽默! 12/20 13:04
118F:推 good111:己霸分 12/20 13:06
119F:推 ghost98:爆! 12/20 13:07
120F:推 littlecho:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/20 13:07
121F:推 genuine530:这有趣XD 12/20 13:08
122F:推 tcusw:哈利波特之~消失的年终奖金~ 12/20 13:13
※ ab2632q:转录至看板 SSSH-16th-Fk 12/20 13:14
123F:→ tcusw:哈利波特之~神秘的总经理~ 12/20 13:15
124F:推 hkin:哈利波特之~积效的考验~ 12/20 13:24
125F:推 pjindigo: 12/20 13:26
126F:推 superivan:孩子们还在在简单的数学烦恼吗? 欢迎加入杰瑞数学的行列 12/20 13:27
127F:推 stellah3aez:XDDDDDDDDD 12/20 13:33
128F:推 seanli0121:哈利波特之~董事会的密令~ 12/20 13:36
129F:推 a790726:我大爆笑了XDDD挤爸婚!! 12/20 13:39
130F:推 yoshyou:太强大了 12/20 13:39
131F:推 sayuki:啊哇呾喀呾啦! 私下决斗XDD 12/20 13:42
132F:推 s11012002:经理演石内卜很入戏XDDD 12/20 13:48
133F:推 ted40905:push 12/20 13:53
134F:推 FAlin:大推这篇 12/20 13:54
135F:推 stab22:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 还满好笑的 12/20 14:08
136F:推 minisec:给个赞! 12/20 14:12
137F:推 s5905533:天哪太好笑了干!!!!! 12/20 14:15
138F:推 hsgreent:XDDDDD 经理幽默!!! 12/20 14:22
139F:推 vinita:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/20 14:36
140F:推 aaps:石内卜经理:身为一个优秀的管理人才 博览群书是必要低~~ 12/20 14:48
141F:推 duke7206:经理Good Job! 12/20 15:06
142F:推 troylun:经理好可爱XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/20 15:22
143F:→ qoo60606:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/20 15:26
144F:推 giligowla039:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/20 15:30
145F:推 k821251993:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/20 15:56
146F:推 valhallaband:xddddddddddddddddddddd 12/20 16:01
147F:推 x90634:可以M起来吗XDDDDDDDDD 12/20 16:10
148F:推 crueangel:还真的蛮智障的 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/20 16:16
149F:推 Daredevil316:XDDDDDDDD 我大学住宿舍也玩这招还拍下来当军训作业 12/20 16:34
150F:→ finhard:去去薪水走XD 12/20 16:37
151F:→ irenenige:咬侠笑了 所以给推!! 经理是人才~ 12/20 16:42
152F:推 sevensad:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/20 16:46
153F:推 joyjack:葛莱芬多扣五十分有戳到我笑点XDDDDDD 12/20 16:56
154F:→ zadla2002:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/20 16:59
155F:→ zadla2002:这经理也很想玩XD 12/20 16:59
156F:推 jerry88838:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/20 16:59
157F:推 johnsons:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 我笑开怀了 12/20 17:04
158F:推 Soyfeli:幽默的上司!!! 推 哈哈 12/20 17:04
159F:推 sniper2824:本来就是乘分母啊... 9X4啊 为什麽会是9X3... 12/20 17:05
160F:→ sniper2824:应该是说我语意叙述不清的问题吧 分子的部分 9倍是乘以 12/20 17:05
161F:→ sniper2824:分母4 所以是9X4+3/4 我的意思是这样= = 12/20 17:06
162F:推 hate56:一整个欢乐XDDDDDDDDDDD 12/20 17:07
163F:推 berylray:借转哈利波特版啊XD 12/20 17:08
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164F:推 statistics:今晚...留下来.... 劳动服务 12/20 17:46
165F:推 techwall:这经理超幽默的啊XDDDD 12/20 18:06
166F:推 yong128121:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/20 18:59
167F:推 tingover:这经理XDDD 12/20 19:41
168F:推 hrh:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/20 19:46
169F:推 shihchingyan:速速前 薪水XDXD 12/20 19:58
170F:→ dhp816:笑翻!!!!!! 12/20 19:59
171F:→ goldnun:笑翻(rofl) 12/20 20:35
172F:→ kuraturbo:我想去上班!!!(大误 12/20 20:45
173F:推 etohnh3:哈 太好笑了 怎麽没人转JOKKE版呀 12/20 22:48
174F:推 princess7777:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/21 01:23
175F:推 a07125857:经理XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/21 12:38
176F:推 zoewangiu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/21 13:09
177F:推 jn8029:obliviate 12/21 14:33
178F:推 doris1016:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/21 16:28
179F:推 madonhwa:实在太妙了!! 12/21 19:37
180F:推 abab81918:经理好屌!!! 12/21 20:42
181F:推 viwrabbit:感谢笑料提供 12/24 18:25
182F:推 Fully:这位经理可以介绍一下吗?很想认识这麽有趣的主管XD 12/24 21:52
183F:推 sirius520:经理酷毙了~~~哈哈哈! 12/24 22:28
184F:推 oliwen:很酷捏~~~应该全场大笑吧~ 12/25 13:43
185F:推 lina7inverse:这篇推文一定要推一下XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/25 14:45
186F:推 k821251993:超好笑XDDDD 12/26 19:38
187F:推 sea750201:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD超好笑!! 不得不推!! 12/28 18:12
188F:推 STUCHU:笑翻我了XDDDDDDDDDDD 不推对不起自己XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/29 13:41
189F:→ shouben:这咒语要我用中文念 还真的喊不出口 ...囧 01/12 02:50
190F:→ elizasung:经理也太可爱!!! 我有时也会和我妹玩咒语XDDD 04/13 00:58