http://tinyurl.com/9evrpe (镜报) 镜报整理出阿舅语录之十大经典 ＊ 谈西汉姆缺乏联赛成就 "Even when they had Moore, Hurst and Peters, West Ham's average finish was about 17th. It just shows how crap the other 8 of us were" 即使有Moore,Hurst,Peters 西汉姆还是排在联赛第十七 这也证明其他八个人有多烂 ＊ 谈西汉姆的坏小孩John Hartson "Hartson's got more previous than Jack the Ripper!" Hartson比开膛手杰克更猛 ＊ 谈西汉姆的Dani "My missus fancies him. Even I don't know whether to play him or f*ck him." 我老婆很迷恋他 我不知道我要让他比赛还是OOXX他 ＊ 谈球员的影片 "I tape over most of the player videos with Corrie or Neighbours. Most of them are crap. They can f***ing make anyone look good. I signed Marco Boogers off a video. He was a good player but a nutter. They didn't show that on the video." 我看了Corrie, Neighbours剪的影片 大部分都是垃圾 他们能让任何的球员看起来很强 我看影片签下了Marco Boogers 他是好球员但是也是个疯子 他们没有把这段放在影片上 ＊ 谈西汉姆的UEFA Cup的资格赛 "Where are we in relation to Europe? Not far from Dover" 我们和欧洲赛场的关系？ 至少不像Dover一样远 ＊ 谈战术 "I sorted out the team formation last night lying in bed with the wife. When your husband's as ugly as me, you'd only want to talk football in bed" 昨晚我和我老婆躺在床上排好了阵型 你的丈夫和我一样丑的话在床上你只会想和他谈足球 ＊ 舅母又来了 "I got a fantastic reception from the crowd here at Upton Park - and why shouldn't I? Now I'm looking forward to getting one off the wife. Reception I mean. I'm too old for all that kind of stuff." 我从Upton Park的观众席得到了非常棒的回应 现在我期待能从我老婆那得到同样的回应 我已经老到不适合那些废话了 ＊ 谈在训练场上Alvin Martin和Matthew Rush的冲突 "I've seen better fights at a wedding." 我在结婚纪念日已经看过了更好的一架 ＊ 谈足坛文化的改变 "With the foreigners it's more difficult. Most of them don't even bother with the golf, they don't want to go racing. They don't even drink." 和外国球员就更难了 他们大部分不烦恼高尔夫球,他们不想去看赛马,他们甚至不喝酒 ＊ 谈西汉姆的前锋Samassi Abou 阿舅曾经说Abou的英文不太好 但是另外一次在他回到科特狄瓦之後传来的他食物中毒的消息 "[Abou] went home to the Ivory Coast and got a bit of food poisoning. He must have eaten a dodgy missionary or something." 他回到科特狄瓦之後食物中毒了 他一定是吃了油嘴滑舌的传教士之类的东西 -- Ｔo Dare is to do! --

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