作者ccg ()
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标题Fw: [无言] 发型还是要挑配脸蛋的呀
时间Mon Mar 12 15:44:46 2012
※ [本文转录自 StupidClown 看板 #1FN4rlMQ ]
今天去理发时
旁边的设计师(先称她为A) 就在跟她的客人聊天
聊着聊着 就一个妈妈带着她小孩 离开
离开时妈妈跟A说 谢谢 小孩很喜欢他的发型
等妈妈离开後
A就跟客人说:
那个妈妈这两天带了三个小朋友来给她剪
三个都说 要剪得跟林书豪一样
客人:
可是林书豪不就是剪得一般般
短发 平头
A:
对呀
像刚刚那个小孩剪平头 瘦瘦的
剪得像林书豪 还可爱可爱的
昨天那个妈妈带一个小胖子来
剪完以後...................
看起来就像友寄隆辉一样
看起来就像友寄隆辉一样
看起来就像友寄隆辉一样
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