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标题[外絮] Knicks should release pricey JLin
时间Mon Apr 16 00:09:25 2012
New York Knicks should release pricey Jeremy Lin
http://ppt.cc/oDKA
这篇虽然不是正统的告白文,但我觉得算是『另类』的告白文,
跟大家分享~
是华盛顿时报的专栏作家写的(关华盛顿什麽事啊XD)
CHICAGO, April 13, 2012 — On February 4, Jeremy Lin smashed his name into
our lexicon in a way that only Tim Tebow could really understand. That day,
the unsuspecting New Jersey Nets were victim to Lin’s 25 points, and New
York fans were struck with the idea that their team’s offense could be
something other than awful, a truly incredible feat, considering their two
superstars in Carmelo Anthony and Amar’e Stoudemire are hardwired to take 20
shots per game.
这段主要再说Lin的横空出世让尼克球迷惊觉原来他们的球队可以团队进攻!XD
Lin, unfortunately, was a curse in disguise for the Knicks. Don’t
misinterpret this. He’s an elite player and will be one for several years to
come, but he was an elite point guard in Mike D’Antoni’s point
guard-worshipping system without at least one of his superstar teammates at
all times. Next year, he’ll be a point guard in a traditional system with
both of his superstar teammates. The Knicks shouldn’t even bother letting
that happen; Lin’s the wrong kind of player.
但是Lin现在已经变成尼克的诅咒了。
别误会作者的意思,她是说Lin的确是个好球员,
但在冷笑话系统下才能得到最好的发挥。
明年尼克又将回到传统系统,而Lin显然不是这类型PG的好选择。
First and foremost, Lin’s ascension in the twitterspehere world of hype wasn
’t unwarranted. In 14 games in February, Lin averaged 21 points and over
eight assists, the kind of numbers that most NBA teams dream of getting from
their starting field generals. He pulled the Knicks out of a horrendous
slump, winning eight of nine games and pulling them back into the playoff
picture with his electric play and seemingly neverending magic.
这段在称赞Lin之前的好表现将尼克带回季後赛。
However, now it’s time to say thank you, and goodbye.
但现在该是说谢谢再联络的时候了!
Whoever coaches the Knicks next year, whether it’s Mike Woodson or someone
else, won’t lean on Lin as much as resigned coach D’Antoni did in his
tenure. No one can lean on a point guard as much as that man. It’s not
possible. The next coach of the Knicks will see that Lin enjoys throwing 15
shots up as much as anyone, and also see that those are 15 possessions that
typically don’t end with good shots. After seeing the way Carmelo’s been
playing with Baron Davis running the point, Knicks fans would start to get
frustrated with Lin’s questionable shot selection, and Stoudemire would join
Anthony in wondering why those shots aren’t going to them.
因为不管尼克明年教练是谁,显然都会觉得干嘛要给Lin在冷笑话系统里拥有的出手权?
而且他的出手选择又不怎麽好(这点我个人不同意啦XD)
This would seem to suggest that Lin at the same price wouldn’t even be worth
it anymore. But for the cash Lin will be demanding next year? That would be
as cost-efficient as a Kardashian wedding. Lin went on a brilliant run this
year but was injured just as he was starting to cool down and settle into a
more sustainable groove. Next year, he’ll be paid like a man that can be
Linsane on a nightly basis, but the money won’t be coming from the Knicks.
The Knicks are already in terrible salary cap position as it is, owing $41
million to only three players, so giving Lin the money that he’ll be asking
for doesn’t seem like a logical, let alone possible, decision. There’s no
room for Lin on the roster, but more importantly, there’s no room for Lin’s
paycheck on the Knicks’ books.
反正尼克也没薪资空间满足Lin提出的要求
Jeremy Lin was the best thing to happen to the Knicks this year and the story
of the NBA season. But the Knicks would be much better off offering his
paycheck to a championship-craving Steve Nash if anyone, and Lin’s shooting
volume makes him a much better fit for a team like Charlotte with money to
burn and a desperate need to get more than 90 points per game.
Lin是这一季发生在尼克与NBA最好的故事,
但是尼克最好把支票付给渴望冠军的Nash。
(这段很奇妙吧?付不起Lin的薪水,却付得起Nash?所以我觉得作者其实在讽刺XD)
让Lin去比较适合他的球队吧!例如山猫。
他们有很多钱可以烧,而且迫切需要每场比赛超过90分。
(结果是在帮山猫抢人?XDD)
Lin played tremendously for the Knicks and they wouldn’t have this chance to
make the playoffs without him. He’s been everything they asked of him, but
after this season, it’s time for Lin to go.
下面网友的回应也是骂翻了居多,其中我觉得最有趣的留言是这则:
Good point.
Here's how the Knicks should do it :
1. Release Jeremy to another team.
2. Watch Linsanity 2.5 continue on the new team.
3. Facepalm yourself as to why you did step 1.
(我觉得美国人酸人超幽默的,都用正经八百的口气在酸,好好笑喔!
其实我是为了这则留言转这篇文,哈哈XDDDD)
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1F:推 sean47:留言 笑死+1 04/16 00:13
2F:推 HidakaShu:他是认真的觉得要去黄蜂吗XDD 04/16 00:14
3F:推 MrHeat:他在酸尼克不认真留下林书豪 XDDDDD 04/16 00:16
4F:推 yeaha0055:XDDD 04/16 00:16
5F:→ PTT0000:Mr大,我也是这种感觉,她在酸尼克放出要追Nash的风声XD 04/16 00:17
6F:推 attdave:这就跟前两天那个砖家一样啊 故意想红而已 04/16 00:17
7F:推 MrHeat:"砖家"?楼上故意的吗? 我笑了 XD 04/16 00:20
8F:推 HUANnn:3.XDDDD 真的是另类告白文 04/16 00:20
9F:→ PTT0000:还有,有人留言说这个作者是芝加哥人,应该是公牛球迷, 04/16 00:21
10F:→ PTT0000:她是故意要怂恿Dolan再次做出蠢决策XD 04/16 00:21
11F:推 dalepp:这篇还蛮好笑的,记者有点反串意味 04/16 00:22
12F:推 counterpunch:夏洛特山猫 04/16 00:22
13F:推 olivelee:其实我都看不出记者是反串还是酸耶!感觉一线之隔 ^^; 04/16 00:26
※ 编辑: PTT0000 来自: 220.135.12.203 (04/16 00:28)
14F:→ PTT0000:原来是山猫队,感觉更酸了XDD 04/16 00:29
15F:推 spittz:黄蜂好像换了新老板...夏天不知道有没有可能开价追Lin? 04/16 00:32
16F:→ attdave:讲这种言论的专家我一律敬称他砖家的 送他一颗石头变砖 04/16 00:33
17F:推 reneeviolet:砖家是指拿砖块砸自己脚吗?XD 04/16 00:36
18F:推 dalepp:砖家XDD 赞! 04/16 00:37
19F:推 moreway:推外电XDDD好好笑XD 04/16 00:38
20F:推 MrHeat:尼克要图谋人家的Nash 那有没有想过太阳也在对Lin虎视眈眈 04/16 00:40
21F:推 dmpisces:去医龙团队感觉还不错欸,说不定可以看Lin健康出赛十几年 04/16 00:46
22F:→ wurenben:我认真的说,要挖Nash不如把太阳医疗团队挖来 04/16 00:46
23F:推 dadadeng:有翻译有推 04/16 00:47
24F:推 sharonsh:谢谢翻译与心得 04/16 01:14
25F:推 ab32110:好好笑~~~~~~~~~ 04/16 01:26
26F:推 sunnyborage:太阳队在亚利桑那凤凰城 加州隔壁 离LIN家相对近 04/16 09:05
27F:→ sunnyborage:医疗团队强 需新血球员 或许LIN真的可以认真考虑 04/16 09:07
28F:→ skymay:太阳队快来挖LIN我支持你!!太阳:敢挖我的Nash,我让你两头空 04/16 09:12
29F:→ skymay:是说提山猫也太酸了吧XDDD 麦可乔丹表示: 04/16 09:14
30F:推 ab32110:可是我觉得太阳老板脑X的程度跟杜兰有得比耶....虽有医龙 04/17 02:25
31F:推 JemyLin:是说太阳有打算把Telfair养起来吗 如果留不住Nash的话还满 04/17 12:03
32F:→ JemyLin:希望他们去乱尼克的XDD 04/17 12:04