※ [本文转录自 Gossiping 看板] 作者: Proc (期待世界末日:)) 看板: Gossiping 标题: Re: [新闻] 「台妹很好把」Google搜寻第一 网友轰 时间: Tue Mar 23 23:09:45 2010 台男至少不会以针对白洋屄为志向 每当我去了一趟卡内基跟铜猴子(哈洋屌着名夜店) 我就觉得乡民的赌烂PUMA不无道理 当你亲眼看到台妹跳起了我命名的为 →"哈洋屌求偶舞"时 你会发现脑袋里的一些东西打开了 「很多事都找到解释 真是丧国辱权到一个不行 好丢脸。」 台北市之前做过千人以上的调查 以比例换算 有超过10万年轻女性 有跟外国人的性经验 老外在台北市也没有破万吧 所以等於一个老外 pk 10个台妹XD 女性喜欢帅哥 有钱人 社会地位高的职业…等等 这在全世界都算较普遍的现象 没啥战点 但是关於台女那麽哈洋屌这件事 却真的是一件很畸形的社会现象 为啥台女会那麽哈洋屌？ 哈的到的一直哈 哈不到的很想哈？ 去CCRomance板(吸吸洋屌板)看看 绝大多数都是女板友 你会看到有很多女板友的自介里 交过很多男友中 几乎都是各国籍的白人 (有很多板友的自介，都是交过数个白人，但是台男一个都没交过) 很多西餐妹都是没有离开过台湾 站在台湾这片土地上 却一定非洋屌而不哈 事实在於 台男看到一大堆台女有哈洋屌的现象 心里会有种屈辱感 女人较不会这麽想 男人会 白人因为近代逼迫全世界全盘西化 而造就白人自身有着种族上的优势 白人跟亚洲人 相对比起来 白人吃的开很多 在欧美也不时会有白人男性针对亚洲人种族歧视的现象 而这一点相对照台女那麽哈洋屌的现象呢？？ 就会变得非常耐人寻味了 我看过不少白人因为来台湾尬台妹无往不利而趾高气昂 对待女性想要自以为就算了 重点在於他们会把这点自豪转移在对待台男身上 非常自以为 一付「老子干你们亚洲种族的妹都干不完」 对台男态度差 出言不逊 我自己就在夜店看到台男被老外呛过 一个很丑但很高的白人老外 对着一个台男呛China monkey~ (monkey就算了 还china的咧…XD) 刚好旁边就两个台女站在白人老外旁边 在那边讪笑轻视该台男 我看了真的很感叹 台湾男性真的很哀洨 哈洋屌又不是我们在哈的 在自己的国家 却要受到白人这种对待 那麽台男会哈白女吗？ 台男顶多就是哈日本妹 韩国妹之类的 外籍新娘也是以亚洲人为绝大多数 会对洋女那麽有兴趣的是少数中的少数 你去A片店里面看 欧美片型放在那麽小的柜子里 几乎全部都是日本A片 不过 如果台湾有一间女性取向的A片店 我看里面大概都是欧美片吧XDD 这就是差异所在。 如果台妹是针对日韩男人 东南亚等等 社会上就不会有那麽多声浪 至少同样是亚洲人 较不会让人有种自我种族的受辱感 因为白人对亚洲人的歧视攻击事件 根本就是当地很平常的社区大小事 台男跟台女的差别在於 台男就算有钱 英文好 条件很好(ex竹科工程师) 有把洋女的本事 但台男绝大多数还是会倾向於同种族的女性 台北市有白人女姓数千名 你也很少会看到她们跟台男配的例子 不要以为洋女不要台男 事实上就我所知 白女实在没有多少人有着非白男不交的情形 只是有很多白女对黑人敬谢不敏而已 东亚人对他们来说 根本就没差 可以想想看 她们来到台湾那麽长时间 白男大多对台妹比较有兴趣 本地男性又对白女没啥兴趣 那他们的需求怎麽解决？ 去一些外国人在台湾的英文网站上 例如Forumosa 不时都会看到白人女性大叹 台湾根本就是洋女的约会沙漠 被台男追求难之又难 所以 台妹哈洋屌 跟台男会取中国、东南亚新娘这件事情 是完全不同情形的 去美国的YAHOO知识 你可以搜寻：taiwan、girl、pick up、easy、white fever 你会看到很多"有趣"的文章 一大堆白男就专程来台湾找亚洲炮打 然後不时新闻就报出一些白男在台湾的性犯罪事件 讲到这个，就必提这篇万年不败的警世文章， 是一个台女千人斩，把台女太容易，自己爽到号召白人同胞们一起来爽， 台女才不在乎什麽被歧视看低， 侨体位跟白人X都来不及了 ~揪咪^_< http://www.wretch.cc/blog/Kaidevir/12103558 文章蛮有趣的 避免有人怕中毒不敢点 替大家转贴来 -- ASIAN SEX HANDBOOK 亚洲性爱指南 I have lived all over Asia and have been accused of going Asiatic. Maybe. I have fucked over a hundred Asians, and I have talked to other guys who have done the same (no big deal for a foreigner living over there). Here is the straight shit about Asian girls broken down by country. Not what they eat or their religion or the best museums. We're talking bedroom acrobatics. How do they fuck, do they give head, how do you know they want you, what turns them on? A virtual 1-2-3 on sex with them. Flips are different from Thais who are different from Japanese chicks. To each his own, but you need to know the score if you are going to score. No bullshit, no macho crap, just the straight scoop. Check out the sample section, Taiwan Chicks. 我在亚洲住过很多地方，甚至还被人家说我太亚洲化。或许吧。我干过的亚洲妹已经超过 一百多个，而且我也和其他百人斩聊过(对住在这边的外国人来说，要达到百人斩是易如 反掌) 我不拐弯抹角，而且以国家做分类教你如何来搞上她们。不讲她们吃啥、信啥或哪 里的美术馆最棒，我们讲的是床上功夫！ 怎麽干她们、怎麽让她们点头、怎麽知道她们 要你，和怎麽开发她们。非常实际的上妹3部曲。对不同国家的妹来说，戏法千变万化， 干泰国妞和干日本妹的方法都不一样。不管怎样，想上床得分前，你至少要知道怎麽上床 得分吧？不鬼扯也不讲我多屌，总之是讲一竿进洞。快来看看我讲台湾篇吧。 TAIWAN BABES 台湾宝贝 (or, you got to play the game) 有机会你一定要来玩玩 Taiwan, Republic of China, is a combination of the old China of the Tang Dynasty and the modern, commercial world. Traditional customs coincide with modern high-tech industry. Taiwan girls (I'll call them TG's from now on) reflect this aspect of their culture. 台湾，中华民国，基本上是中国古代唐朝和西方现代文化结合的社会，一个商业化的世界 。在高科技的现在化工业中融合着传统习俗。台湾女孩就(以下简称她们台妹)反映了这样 的文化。 TG's are very modern in their pursuit of carnal happiness. They like sex, and they demand it. But they also have the centuries-old tradition of the dainty, foot-bound maiden whose only desire is to serve her man. The old ideal of a proper women who doesn't enjoy sex, who eats like a bird, and who has no "un-genteel" habits such as shitting, farting, or bad breath has survived throughout the ages. Modern TG's handle this disparity of desires and cultural ideals by game playing. And if you want to succeed in getting a TG in the sack, you've got to understand the rules of these games. 台湾妹在追求肉慾满足上非常前卫。她们喜欢性爱，她们就要得到性爱。然而，几世纪以 来的传统观念，无时无刻牵绊着她们：就像过去裹小脚的女人，服侍着丈夫的形象那样。 那些传统观念很深的妇女，总是享受不到性的快感，例如要学着像小鸟一般，礼貌地啄食 着食物，还有就连大便、放屁、呼吸都要讲究礼俗，到现在也还是如此。也因此，台妹在 追求肉慾中，会顾虑到传统价值。所以如果你想和台妹冲回本垒，一定要先把这些传统价 值搞懂。 In every physical relationship with a TG, there are two stages: getting there and after the first fuck. First, though, we'll go over a few idiosyncrasies about life in general which can affect your efforts to get laid. 和每个台妹打炮都有两个阶段：一，干到第一次前；二，干了第一次後。首先要讲在台湾 生活所要注意的生活细节，请注意，这会影响到冲本垒的速度。 The population of Taiwan is one of the most superstitious peoples in the world. Much of their life revolves around the supernatural. For example, the Chines month which occurs at about the same time as August is sometimes known as the month of ghosts. This is a bad time to be walking around with some young thing after dark. University graduates, acknowledging that this is base"un-genteel" habits such as shitting, farting, or bad breath has survived throughout the ages. Modern TG's handle this disparity of desires and cultural ideals by game playing. And if you want to succeed in getting a TG in the sack, you've got to understand the rules of these games. 台湾妹在追求肉慾满足上非常前卫。她们喜欢性爱，她们就要得到性爱。然而，几世纪以 来的传统观念，无时无刻牵绊着她们：就像过去裹小脚的女人，服侍着丈夫的形象那样。 那些传统观念很深的妇女，总是享受不到性的快感，例如要学着像小鸟一般，礼貌地啄食 着食物，还有就连大便、放屁、呼吸都要讲究礼俗，到现在也还是如此。也因此，台妹在 追求肉慾中，会顾虑到传统价值。所以如果你想和台妹冲回本垒，一定要先把这些传统价 值搞懂。 In every physical relationship with a TG, there are two stages: getting there and after the first fuck. First, though, we'll go over a few idiosyncrasies about life in general which can affect your efforts to get laid. 和每个台妹打炮都有两个阶段：一，干到第一次前；二，干了第一次後。首先要讲在台湾 生活所要注意的生活细节，请注意，这会影响到冲本垒的速度。 The population of Taiwan is one of the most superstitious peoples in the world. Much of their life revolves around the supernatural. For example, the Chines month which occurs at about the same time as August is sometimes known as the month of ghosts. This is a bad time to be walking around with some young thing after dark. University graduates, acknowledging that this is base superstition, will still adhere to this kind of belief. 台湾人们是世界上最迷信的人们之一，生活中充满了超自然力量。如中国农历中的鬼月， 大概在西历八月开始。这段期间，在晚上不管做甚麽事都要小心点；即使是研究所的学生 ，虽然知道这是迷信，还是一副宁可信其有、不可信其无的态度。 Timing is critical. Certain days and even the time of day has a critical impact on what a person does. Contracts might not be signed one a certain day because that would be bad luck. Getting laid on a certain day may be the best thing or the worst thing that can happen based on the astrological signs. This obviously can work for or against you. 看日子对她们来说是非常重要的，在某日某刻做甚麽事前都要先看看日子。某些时候不能 和人签约，因为日子没选好会带来霉运。在某时某地跟马子上床是好是坏，某种程度上和 天象也有关系。显然水能载舟亦能覆舟。 Coupled with timing is the belief in Chinese astrology. Based on in which Chinese year you were born can go a long ways in a TG's determination on whether or not to fuck you. This may be more prevalent on deciding on marriage, but it can relate to a roll in the hay, too. 中国占卜认为相亲的时间点也很重要。台妹会观察你和她的生辰八字合不合，再决定要不 要干你。要决定终身大事时，对生辰八字就要更慎重了，其实这跟掷骰子差不了多少。 There is also a heavy reliance on the use of fortune tellers (blind fortune tellers are considered particularly accurate). A TG may ask her fortune teller if she should take matters up to the next level. Depending on the fortune teller's response can make the difference between success or jerking off. I once met a beautiful, rich TG. When we finally fucked, I thought it was because of my suave and debonair attitude coupled with my tremendously sexy and manly physique. Then she had to pop my bubble by letting me know that her fortune teller had told her that within a week, she would meet a man from outside Taipei and from 173 cm to 175 cm tall whom she should get to know as he would bring her wealth. I am 173 cm (5'8"), so she used sex to attach me, having fun and ensuring her access to business at the same time (throwing out my dreams I was somehow turning into a ladies' man, sad to say.) 她们也很依赖算命。(看不见的算命仙搞不好更准)台妹会问她的算命仙，是不是要再继续 和某男走下去。算命仙讲的话会决定她和某男能不能在一起。有次我认识一个又正又有钱 的台妹，我原本以为是我豪迈的体格、文雅斯文的态度和超棒的性技巧，才吸引她愿意和 我干炮；结果她竟然跟我说，算命仙从水晶球里看到，她会在一个礼拜之内，在台北以外 的地方遇到一个身高约173到175的男人，且这男人会为她带来财富。我173，所以她不只 是因为要找乐子才干我，更为了确保她生意上的一帆风顺。(妈的，戳破我自以为是淑女 杀手的白日梦，有点小难过) The point of these preceding paragraphs is that logic and desire may not result in consummation. If the cards are stacked against you, there might be nothing you can do and you would be better off throwing in the towel and finding an easier target elsewhere. 前面的例子，就是你干炮能不能成功的逻辑。如果起手东南西北中发白一副烂牌，那你大 概不管怎样努力都胡不了了，不如花时间去找下一个简单点的目标。 On the other hand, once a TG sets her mind to it, she isn't going to let go. She will do anything in her power to get it done. If she wants to fuck you, she will arrange for it to happen. I taught a TG here in the US how to give blowjobs because she wanted to snag another guy who didn't like her. It was surreal. I'd go over to her apartment and give her instructions while she was going down on me. Yea, she was "using me," and didn't give much of a shit for me, but I got a half-dozen blowjobs out of it, so who cares? 另一方面，如果台妹一旦决定和你在一起，她就绝不会轻易放弃。她会想尽一切方法得到 你。如果她想干你，她就会想办法设计你。我在美国认识一个台妹，还教她怎麽口交。因 为她为了要和一个不喜欢她的男人在一起，要学口交来干他。听起来超夸张的，我到她的 公寓教她怎麽口交，她就这样乖乖下去帮我吹喇叭，一点也不在乎。是阿，她把我当工具 又怎样？教她口交我至少也射了6、7次。 GETTING LAID FOR THE FIRST TIME 第一次打炮 OK, you have met a TG, and you are anxious to score. How do you get to the sack? 好吧，你遇到了一个台妹，而且你迫不急待想干她。要怎麽进她小穴呢？ If you are a foreigner, particularly a white man, you've got a very good advantage. She has heard much about your prowess in bed, and she wants to try. If you are black, you may or may not have an even greater advantage. The idea of "jungle fever" is not lost on TG's, although the attitude encompasses all foreigners. While they are more prejudice than many people, if they think they can get away with it without anyone back home knowing about it, most would love to have an experience with a black man as well as a white man thinking that both would be the penultimate in sexual pleasure. 如果你是外国人，还是白人，那你就赢在起跑点了。因为她听过很多洋屌很猛的事绩，所 以她会想试试看。假如你是黑人，可能就没那麽幸运了。尽管黑人在其他国家不会遭受到 歧视，有些台妹对那种"非洲人很落後"的形象还无法抹灭。台妹们算是台湾人中较容易有 偏见的一个族群，还很爱面子。所以如果你低调点，不让别人知道她和黑人上过床，其实 很多台妹都愿意和黑人打上一炮的，因为洋屌的快感就是不一样。 The key is that you are a foreigner. As a "waigwo ren," you somehow fall The key is that you are a foreigner. As a "waigwo ren," you somehow fall outside the conventions of "polite" society, read "Chinese" society. There would be no or less loss of face for getting down and dirty. If you think she is a tramp, well, frankly your opinion doesn't matter as you are not Chinese. 重点就是你是外国人。身为一个"歪郭仁"，你没有传统中国那种礼义廉耻的概念，所以她 在你面前表现淫荡一点也不会没面子。就算你认为她是贱货，嗯，其实她根本不在乎你对 她的观感，因为你不是中国人。 Get pissed off at this thinking if you want, or use it to your advantage by getting laid. 你要不爽是你家的事，不过若这麽想能让你打到更多炮的话，何不试试？ Appearance does not matter nearly as much to a TG as it does to girls from other countries. The almighty dollar does, though. If you are rich, that means you are powerful, hence, sexy. You don't necessarily have to spend it on them, but you must at lest act as if you have it. Or if you don't have it, you soon will. Don't go overboard in trying to impress them with kindness. Be a little aloof. Make the decisions. Don't be a jerk, though; consider her feelings, but you make the decisions. 和其他国家比起来，台妹对外表是很不Care的。不过钱是万能的。你有钱的话，就代表你 有权力，权力就是最强的春药。其实你也不一定要用钱，但是至少装出你有钱的样子；不 然也要装出一副虽然现在没钱，但没多久就会有钱的样子。而且不要对她们装出一副频频 献殷勤的好人样，要坏一点装做若即若离不在乎的样子，重点是该冲就要敢冲，不要像胆 小鬼一样只会打打嘴炮。一方面你在乎她的感受，一方面你要表现主动。 This should be common sense, but don't criticize Chinese culture! Don't condescend to them. Remember, they think they are superior to you. Unless they are trying to hook a husband because they think women are more free in Western nations, they are with you for a good time only, not because they think you are from an advanced culture. 不要批评中国文化！记得这是常识。别以为自己比她们高贵多少，台妹以她们的文化为荣 ，仅记这一点。她们认为西方世界的妇女是很自由，所以除非她们想和你结婚，不然她们 和你只是玩玩而已，不是因为你的文化比较优越而和你在一起。 OK, now for the game playing part. TG's almost never say what they mean when it comes to sex and relationships. I've had it explained to me as the "Three No Rule." That is, a girl must say "no" three times before she means it. 好吧，好玩的要来了。台妹对性和交往关系有种难以启齿的害羞感，以至於不太敢开口。 所以我要解释这个"三不"原则，三不原则就是，你一定要听到台妹说出三次"不"，说三次 才代表她真的"不要"。 You are kissing her and slide your hand up her shirt. She takes your hand and removes it. That is only one "no." You are expected to try again. By saying "no," she has saved her reputation. As an American, I know "no" means "no." With my first TG in Taipei, we were getting hot and heavy when I stuck my hands down her pants. She took my hand out and said she couldn't. Pretty frustrated, I quit, and shortly later took her home. The next day, her friend asked me why I didn't like her. When I told her I didn't understand, she said the TG was rather disappointed that I didn't find her attractive enough to go for it harder. 假设你正在亲她，而且把手伸进她上衣里。她把你的手移开。这是第一次不。她希望你再 试一次。总要装装矜持，才不会让人以为她很贱。身为一个美国人，我以为不要就是不要 。我在台北认识我第一任台妹，那次我和她爱抚到浑身发烫时，我把手伸进她小裤裤里， 她把我手移开而且说不行。我很沮丧，所以我停下来，而且带她回家。隔天她朋友问我为 什麽我不喜欢她，我就跟她说我不懂，她跟我说那个台妹很失望，因为我没有因为她很性 感而多努力一点。 TG's will also say "no" while you are doing it. You've got your hand down her pants, and she might say "no," all the while holding your hand so you can't get it out. Or you are going down on her and she keeps saying "no" while holding your ears in a vise lock so you couldn't get away if you tried. 当你干她的时候，她也会说"不"。当你把手伸进小裤裤，她可能会说"不要"，但是一方面 她又自己抓住你的手不让你移开。当你要帮她口交时，她也会一边喊" 不要"，一边还紧 抓着你的耳朵要你继续舔。 Although this is changing somewhat, you'll probably not get laid on the first opportunity. If she is a teenager out to have fun at one of the expensive opportunity. If she is a teenager out to have fun at one of the expensive nightclubs, or if she is married, then you might. Usually, though, a TG must be a "good" girl and not actually fuck that fist time. The second opportunity is fine, though, because she has already proved that she is a "good girl." 其实这有点渐进式的感觉，所以你和她尝试第一次时可能还干不到她。如果她是那种夜店 的玩咖或已经结婚了，那可能第一次就干到。通常的情况是，第一次干不太到，因为台妹 要装出一副她们是"良家妇女"的样子。第二次做就比较容易干到，因为她们已经证明过自 己是"良家妇女"了。 Where can you do it? If you are home, wherever you normally do it is fine. But if you are in Taiwan, you've got some problems. Many TG's live with extended families. It's hard to fuck "syaujye" while "fuchin" and "muchin" are in the next room. If you've already got a relationship going, you can check into one of the many short-term hotels that are everywhere. Colorful fronts, dark lobbies where she can stand out of site from the desk while you select which kind of room you want, and a dozen or so choices of rooms, most with frilly beds, mirrors on the ceilings, and porn on the tube. Four hours costs about $20-30. 那要在哪里做？如果你在外面住就没差，因为可以带回家干。但是很多台妹都和家人一起 住，这就很麻烦了。要干到"小姐"不容易，因为"母亲"和"父亲"就在隔壁房间。如果你和 她交往了，那你可以带她去外面的宾馆QK，台湾有很多这种宾馆。外面有闪亮的招牌，里 面有阴暗的大厅，她会躲在柜台後，让你选择房间，有很多情趣房间可以选择，通常天花 板会有镜子、床也装饰得很漂亮，电视还有A片可看。一般来说四小时约台币600元到900 元。 For the first time, your best chances are at an MTV. This isn't our MTV, but a place where you can go to rent videos and watch them in small, cozy rooms. Each room can be darkened and has a large couch in it. It is quite easy to lie down together, and go on from there. Although this is supposed to be for anyone, mostly couples seem to use them. If you're invited to one of these, especially if she recommends that you watch two movies, you're in. 第一次而言，你最好的机会在MTV。但是和美国的MTV不一样，那是一个阴暗的小房间，你 先租好影片，然後可以在里面观赏。每个房间都很暗，里面还附有一个大沙发。躺在上面 很舒服，一看就有那种情侣在上面干过的感觉。如果台妹邀你去看MTV，还特别强调要看 两片，你就卯系阿。 Pay attention to the "friend." Just like in high school, TG's often use friends to pass along the hint. If she tells you you are handsome, it's coming from the TG. She can say things without regards to face because she isn't the one hopping in the sack with you. 对台妹的"朋友"要特别留意。台妹很喜欢用朋友来暗示你。如果一个台妹说你很帅，那大 概不是她讲的，而是另一个喜欢你的台妹想要对你说的。如果她和你讲话时不会遮遮掩掩 的，就表示她的小穴对你没兴趣。 Don't pay too much attention to her tits the first time if they are small. Don't pay too much attention to her tits the first time if they are small. TG's have somewhat of an inferiority complex about them. Don't ignore them, but don't focus on them. 如果她胸部很小，记得别一直叮着她的贫乳看。很多台妹对於自己的胸部都有一种自卑的 情结。别轻视这个情结，但是也不要哪壶不开提哪壶。 Finally, don't forget the older woman. Successful Taiwan men almost always have a mistress. Now, their wives are fighting back. If you don't mind a married women out looking for fun, give them a shot. Usually, they will pay for everything, too, even to presents and gifts. Nothing seems to make them more satisfied than to get laid while spending their husbands' money to do it. 最後，不要忽略老女人。成功的台湾男人几乎都会养情妇，现在他们的老婆要报复了。如 果你不介意和结过婚的女人找乐子，你可以去试试看。通常她们会支付所有开销，甚至还 会买礼物送你。世界上大概没有比拿老公的钱养小白脸更爽的事了。 AFTER THE FIRST FUCK 干过一次後 Once you've fucked, the rules have changed. She has gotten over that hump (pun intended), and any face to be lost has already been lost. Now she wants to get fucked as often as possible. And she wants to be your best fuck ever. Keep telling her that. 当你干过她之後，游戏规则就变了。她嚐到了甜头，而且该丢的脸都丢光了，没啥好害羞 的。现在她只想一直被你干。记得要一直让她知道，她是你干过最棒的女人、她是你唯一 想干的女人。 She will take over your scheduling, arranging trips, MTV, taking you to hotels. She probably won't say much until you both are naked and in the room, but she'll lead you by the hand. She isn't afraid of asking for more. Most importantly except for the hershey highway, she'll try anything. 接下来不管你想干嘛，她都会一直跟着你，而且帮你安排行程：到处旅游、到MTV或到宾 馆做。脱光光前她大概也不会说啥，总之她会用手带你进去。她不怕要求更多，除了在高 速公路上做不方便外，她大概甚麽都会想试试看。 Oral Sex 口交 Damn straight. She'll do it at the drop of the hat. They are pretty good at it, and will be proud of her ability to make you cum. She isn't going to swallow, though. 讲直接点，她会边舔龟头边帮你吹，台妹真的蛮强的，还会因为让你射出来而引以自豪。 不过她不会吞精就是了。 Fucking 做爱 Pretty good at it. She'll squeal and moan, though, so watch where you do it. She wants to cum, so don't leave her stranded if you beat her to it. A TG likes any position, and with a foreigner, wants to experience them all. 台妹很强。她会边做边叫春、呻吟，所以干她时要记得好好欣赏。她也想高潮，所以你射 出来後不要不理人家。通常台妹甚麽体位都OK，尤其是和歪郭仁做，她会甚麽体位都想来 一发。 Anal Sex 肛交 Not too many of the TG's just wanting to get laid. If she is trying to hook a husband, she may do it for the "see how much I love you?" act. 不是所有台妹都只想上床。肛交的情况大概会发生在她想钓老公的时候，"看我多爱你， 连肛交我都OK"。 Masturbation 手淫 She will do you, although she thinks it's a waste if you cum that way. But she'll do herself to get ready for you or to get you up one more time after you are sure you've done all you can. She wants you to watch her do it. you are sure you've done all you can. She wants you to watch her do it. 她会帮你打出来，虽然认为这样很浪费。她也会自慰给你看，让你快点和她来一发或让她 早点准备好。通常自慰时也会要你好好看她做。 Pictures/Video 慾照和录影带 I've never been turned down, nor has anyone else that I know. She will say "no" again, but will "give in" very quickly. After you take them, she will want to play director. If you've got a camera which you can hook up to the TV and see what you are doing real time, she's going to pay more attention to placing and the composition of the shot than the actual fucking. As soon as you are done, she's going to want to watch it, all the time exclaiming either how god or bad a certain angle makes her look. 我没拒绝被过，认识的台妹也几乎都能接受慾照和录影带。她一开始可能会说"不要"，不 过她很快就会投降了。当你拍她时，她会想当导演。特别是当你有摄影机可以连到电视时 ，她更会特别注意电视上的自己，看自己怎麽被干，甚至会忘记自己正在和你做爱。当你 拍完时，她会想看replay，然後和你讨论这个姿势她看起来好看还是难看。 One Night Stands 一夜情 Not bloody likely. She wants more than that. She's also going to want to show you off, like some prize pet. 没啥好说的，这满足不了她。她会有那种想趁机炫耀的虚荣心，就像某种自以为高贵的宠 物。 Overall Attitude 整体评论 Anything goes. Sex toys, bondage, videos, whatever. The lights stay on; she wants to see. Once the door closes, there is no holding back. And there is no such thing as too much. Expect her to say "no" the first time for most things, but don't be afraid to push the issue. 甚麽都能玩。跳蛋、绷带、摄影机等等。你打开她那潘朵拉的盒子後就没退路了，没有甚 麽是不能玩的；我们都知道她一开始可能会说"不要"，所以别怕，多要求几次就好。 One last thing. The Chinese believe that eating animal parts will affect a person. Tigers are strong, so eating Tiger bones will make a man strong. Since a rhinoceros horn is long, hard, and upright, eating the powder of one will make a man stay harder longer and get hard more often. So if she gives you some shit saying it helps the sex, don't take offense, it is normal practice. If you are an environmentalist, you've got to decide if saving endangered species is more important to you than getting laid before you react to her offer. 最後一件事，中国人相信吃甚麽就会补甚麽。老虎很猛，所以吃老虎的骨头会让人变壮。 例如犀牛角又长又硬又邱，男人吃了犀牛角磨制的粉就可以让小弟弟又硬又屌。如果台妹 跟你说吃甚麽可以助性，不要讥笑她，因为对她来说这是常识。如果你是环保人士，你就 要在拯救地球和拯救小弟弟间做个选择。 Understand the rules and don't get pissed off about their feeling of superiority, and you'll do fine with a TG. Play the game and have some of the best sex you're ever going to have. 把游戏规则搞懂，别因为她们的"感觉"而不爽，那你要把台妹应该没啥问题。好好去玩， 享受你难以忘怀的绝美性爱吧！ --

※ 发信站: 批踢踢实业坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 114.38.21.159 ※ 编辑: Proc 来自: 114.38.21.159 (03/23 23:13) 你有进去过吗？ 台妹就是台湾女生的意思 就像日本妹 韩妹等 那些什麽俗啊土啊等等外省人发明的错误意思 就让时代过去吧 我们台湾人的基因 真的有差劣到哪里去吗XD ※ 编辑: Proc 来自: 114.38.21.159 (03/23 23:28) ※ skizzy:转录至看板 feminine_sex 03/23 23:27 我在东区看到很多不怎麽样的白人 旁边不少都是又辣又正的台妹 真奇怪 我想哈洋屌是不分自己正或丑的吧 现在这边讨论的是社会现象 是公共事务 就算我身边是林志玲级的大正妹 对於这现象我还是会很不爽 因为这是全体受到的共业 还是很多人不那麽自私，会关心这件事好吗？ ※ 编辑: Proc 来自: 114.38.21.159 (03/23 23:41) 请便 你也可以转去CCR板 看他们有没有讨论的雅量 ※ Allen0315:转录至看板 sex 03/24 00:46 那我就跟你赌赌看好了XD 应该不至於对这种公共议题完全敌视吧 ※ 编辑: Proc 来自: 114.38.21.159 (03/24 00:57) ※ Proc:转录至看板 CCRomance 03/24 00:57 法西斯有人转了 可能可以待到明天早上吧？ ※ 编辑: Proc 来自: 114.38.21.159 (03/24 01:06) 我自介了^^ ※ 编辑: Proc 来自: 114.38.21.159 (03/24 02:44) -- 男子汉遇上以下三种情况，就算是来闹的，也要奋战到底： 第一，男子汉在紧要关头要当仁不让！ 第二，现在正是紧要关头！ 还有第三！我！还有我们！都是男子汉！ __不屈斗志<Gyakkyo Nine> --

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