NBA Trade Value By Bill Simmons 最有交易价值的前50名球员 Part1 http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/7664492/nba-trade-value-part-1 Part2 http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/7666048/nba-trade-value-part-2 这是一篇很长的文章，就快速简易翻有尼克或有兴趣的段落。 基本规则： 1.该球员薪资得考虑进去 2.该球员年纪得考虑进去 3.假设交易当天可以不用考量salary cap 4.球队不会交易排名比该球员还後面的球员。 ex: Jeremy Lin 排34名，尼克不会考虑用他交换35~50名的球员。 先来看看去年是50名内，但今年掉出排名之外的球员。 : DeJuan Blair (no. 50 last year) had a spirited "who knows, maybe he can play : 15 years with no ACLs!" DeJuan Blair"就算没有ACL，他也能在NBA打15年吧。只有天知道" : Danny Granger (44) is the captain of the "Guys Paid Like Franchise Players : Who Aren't Franchise Players" All-Stars Danny Granger"被付了大牌球星的薪水但却不是大牌球星" : Kevin Martin (43) is like a bottle of scotch: It's more fun to regift him : than to keep him Kevin Martin"就像瓶苏格兰酒，宁愿送人也不想留着" : there are 65 million reasons why Nene (42) didn't make it Nene"掉出榜外的原因有六千五百万个" : we might need to introduce Andrew Bogut (40) to Phoenix's training staff soon Andrew Bogut"需要太阳队的医龙" : David West (33) lost an ACL and Chris Paul David West"同时失了去ACL和CP3" : Lamar Odom (31) proved he wasn't kidding when he turned down Portland's : lucrative free agent offer in 2010 by saying, "You don't understand, I need : to live near the beach" Lamar Odom"拒绝了Portland的大把合约。他说你们不了解，我喜欢住在离海滩很近的地方" : Carlos Boozer (29) spray-paints his own hairline Carlos Boozer"忙着用发胶抓出他的发线" : Kevin Garnett (28) looks like "The Ageless KG" some nights and "The Washed-Up : KG" other nights Kevin Garnett"有时当天打爆别人。有时隔天被打爆。 : Amar'e Stoudemire (20) is 27 months away from legally changing his name to : "Amar'e's Expiring Contract." Amar'e Stoudemire"剩下27个月，就会回复到合约年表现的Amar'e" 下面是一些今年遗珠: : Brook Lopez: Dwight Howard averages more rebounds per quarter. Let's all stop : pretending those two names can exist in the same trade. Thanks Brook Lopez"DH12平均每节抓的篮板就比他平均每场还多" : Tyreke Evans: When somebody makes a documentary about the 2011-12 Kings, it's : either going to be called The Sacramento Black Holes, Tyreke Takes It Himself : or Wide Open: The Chuck Hayes Story. And the trailer is definitely going to : have Paul Westphal or Keith Smart screaming Norman Dale-style, "What did I : tell you guys? I want no passes before every shot! You hear me? NO PASSES!" Tyreke Evans"如果今年国王有部纪录片，标题会是:Tyreke是国王的大黑洞 ,Tyreke 自己射了或大空档射了。 　　　　　　 ,or 这是一部Chuck Hayes悲愤捡子弹的故事" : Al Jefferson: Can't decide if Al's recent revelation, "Hey, it's taken me : eight years to realize that if I pass the ball outside and guys hit open : shots, it helps free me up, I guess better late than never" should move him : higher or lower. Al Jefferson"花了八年才了解到，把球传给大空档的队友，有助他在禁区肆虐， 　　　　　　 现在才知总比永远无知好" : Joakim Noah:The great news: It's really fun to Photoshop his hair on other : NBA players. As we're going to prove in Part 2 of this column. Joakim Noah"把他的头发用Photoshop剪贴到其他球员身上是最有趣的事了" 请看 http://ppt.cc/4oBR 正式排名: : GROUP N: "I Wouldn't Take This Call If I Knew He Was Definitely Sticking : Around" Group N:"如果他们不在旁边偷听，倒是可以好好谈这笔交易" 50. Ryan Anderson 49. Roy Hibbert 48. Josh Smith : GROUP M: "Sorry We're Being Irrational, It's Just That We Don't Want Him to : Come Back and Haunt Us" Group M:"我们看似不理性。但我们只是不想交易他到敌队後，回来射爆我们" 47. Derrick Favors 46. Evan Turner 45. Eric Gordon : GROUP L: "Unsung Heroes With Favorable Contracts" Group L:"埋没的英雄。对该队是有利的合约" 44. Ty Lawson 43. Paul Millsap 42. Danilo Gallinari 41. Tyson Chandler 40. Anderson Varejao 39. Marcin Gortat 38. Kyle Lowry : GROUP K: "Sorry, It's Been Crazy Around Here … Actually, Can I Call You : Back?" Group K:"抱歉哦，这边有点乱。我可以待会再回电吗?" 37. Zach Randolph 36. Steve Nash 35. Stephen Curry : GROUP J: "We'll Consider It If You Throw in 500 Million Dollars" Group J:"你先给我５亿美金，我再来考虑" 34. Jeremy Lin : This feels about right. It's certainly better than being ranked between Sean : Marks and Zabian Dowdell. : GROUP I: "The Young Guns" Group I:"一群青春的肉体" 33. James Harden 32. Mystery Player A 31. Derrick Williams 30. John Wall 29. Paul George 28. Sergeballu LaMu Sayonga Loom Walahas Jonas Hugo Ibaka 27. Al Horford : GROUP H: "Thanks Anyway, But He Should Probably Retire With Us (and It Would : Be Bad Karma If He Didn't)" Group H:"谢谢。但他将会在这里退休" 26. Tim Duncan 25. Manu Ginobili 24. Paul Pierce : GROUP G: "Too Young, Too Cheap, Too Good … Stop Calling Me" Group G:"太年轻，太便宜，太好。请别再打给我" 23. Ricky Rubio 22. Mystery Player B : GROUP F: "I'm Hanging Up and Calling You Back From a Pay Phone" Grup F:"我先挂断，让我用付费电话回你电哦" 21. Andrew Bynum 20. Deron Williams 19. Carmelo Anthony : Dear New York Knicks fans, 亲爱的纽约粉司们 : I know you're a little testy right now because Linsanity was so much fun, and : now it's not as much fun. I know it's easy to redirect your anger and angst : at someone whose name rhymes with "Bardello." Just remember … 我知道你们最近有点不耐烦。但麻烦你们不要把炮火指向Melo，下面有几个原因 : A. Your team is struggling because its schedule got tougher post-Linsanity, : and because you have a floating bull's-eye on you right now (not because : 'Melo came back). A.目前赛程比二月时还艰难 : B. You might want to give one of the best pure scorers of the last 20 years a : couple more weeks adjusting to TWO new point guards without any real practice : time before deciding this situation can't be redeemed (especially when those : two point guards are a de facto rookie and someone coming off back surgery : who hasn't been relevant in three years). B.你们应该给过去二十年来，最佳纯进攻手之一的Melo一些时间去调整 　他们没有什麽练习时间去磨合。 : C. Ask Portland fans what they think of Ray Felton. Ask Denver fans what they : think of Timofey Mozgov. You basically acquired Carmelo and the cap space to : sign Tyson Chandler for Danilo Gallinari and Wilson Chandler.4 I'm pretty : sure ANYONE ON THE F-ING PLANET would make that trade again. C.问问拓荒者粉丝对Felton的看法。问问金块粉丝对Mozgov的想法。 　获得Melo反而让尼克有薪资空间去签Tyson。 所以去年实际上的交易是 Melo <->Gallinari and Wilson Chandler. 我很确信在地球上的每一个人，都会认同进行这交易。 : D. You're focusing your frustrations on 'Melo because it allows you to avoid : the elephant in the room … you know, Amar'e's : uninsured/un-amnesty-able/cap-killing contract ($83 million through 2015), : his general doughiness, his egregiously awful defense and the fact that he : seems a half-step slow permanently. None of this is Carmelo's fault. D.Amare挤爆薪资空间。他的烂防守和变慢的脚步并不是Melo的错 : E. I went to Sunday's nationally televised Knicks-Celtics game in Boston. : Carmelo made what seemed to be the clinching basket; Pierce made a 3 to tie; : then Carmelo had a chance to win the game in regulation. As 'Melo was getting : off the shot, everyone in the building had a collective slow-motion heart : attack. Noooooooooooooooooo! We all thought that shot was going in. In my : opinion, seven 2012 players make opposing fans crap their pants in a big : moment: Kobe, Wade, Durant, Rose, Dirk, Carmelo … and just on reputation : alone, Ray Allen. If you employ one of those players, you have a better : chance of winning the title than everyone else. That's the way basketball : works. Everything slows down, the pressure turns suffocating, games swing on : one or two possessions, and playoff series hinge on two questions: "Can you : get a stop when it matters?" and "Can you get two points when it matters?" : You have the second question covered thanks to Carmelo. You need to work on : the first question. In short, I think you should give this a few more weeks. : You go 10-deep. Your team is scary. Take a deep breath and enjoy the ride … : and remember, five years ago, the most riveting Knicks-related story you : were following was a sexual-harrassment suit. E.星期天我有去尼克在赛尔提克的球赛。当Melo投出最後那球时， 　全场球迷都快得心脏病了，因为他们认为那球会被投进。 我个人认为2012年，在大局面能让球迷吓到挫赛的球员有七位 　Kobe, Wade, Durant, Rose, Dirk, Carmelo, and Ray Allen 这终结能力在季後赛时是很重要的。 : Sincerely, : Bill Simmons : President of the "I Still Think Carmelo Can Work in New York" Club Bill Simmons"我是'我始终相信Melo可以在纽约大鸣大放'的社团主席" : GROUP E: "You Realize We Could Make the Finals With Him, Right?" Group E:"你应该了解到，为了前进到冠军赛，我们不能没有他" 18. Chris Bosh 17. Pau Gasol 16. Tony Parker : Group D: "Jeez, I Don't Know … We Have Him at Such a Good Price Right Now " Group D:"Jeez.我根本不知道他现在的交易价值这麽高" 15. Rajon Rondo 14. LaMarcus Aldridge 13. Marc Gasol : GROUP C: "Lemme Save You Some Time: N-O." Group C:"让我帮你节省点时间吧。答案是:NO" 12. Russell Westbrook 11. Kyrie Irving : GROUP B: "Only If They Asked to Leave" Group B:"只有当他们想离开时，才会有交易" 10. Dirk Nowitzki 9. Kobe Bryant 8. Chris Paul 7. Dwyane Wade 6. Dwight Howard : GROUP A: "Completely and Utterly Untouchable" Group A:"想都别想，完全不可能交易他们" 5. Blake Griffin 4. Kevin Love 3. Derrick Rose 2. Kevin Durant 1. LeBron James --

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