唉 果然隔了一阵子再来 这个板还是好冷清阿 >"< 不过不管怎样还是先问个安 XD 话说最近我在向一位朋友推广Block的书 撷取了一些Hit List里 我觉得充满笑点的段落给她看 像是 page 275 (我省略并修改了一些文句 应该不影响阅读) Keller: That's the part I don't like. Throwing darts at a phone book. Dot: You don't throw darts at a phone book. You throw darts at a map. Keller: How would that work? Dot: It wouldn't, unless you were looking for a place to go. You throw a dart and it lands on some place, and you go there. But if what you're looking for is a person, you don't use darts. You take a phone book and flip it open at random and jab with your finger. Keller: That's what I ment = = Dot: You said darts. 另外还有 page 276 Keller: Some guy you know? Dot: Not a guy Keller: A woman? Dot: What are you, a sexist? It's an equal-oppertunity world. A woman has as much right to get killed as anybody else. 之後又大酸特酸了一下 policeman/policewoman 的梗 XD 我觉得Block最拿手的就是这些 废话连篇的缠夹不清 XDDD 说实在的 还满有桃谷六仙的风格 XDDD 每次看到这种句子 都会笑到不行 XDDD 不过我又认为 Block 的这种幽默好难定义 时常带点讽刺, 但是又不太刺骨, 有点酸 有点像乡民 但是又不会太极端 (比如说乡民常常酸记者, Block也不例外 在240页 Keller说了: "I think it makes it real.", Keller said. "You'll see some woman, her baby gets eaten by a coyote, and some reporter sticks a microphone in her face and asks her how she feels." "And instead of telling him to go fuck himself, like you'd think a normal human being would do--") 有没有人要来定义一下呢? 还是就偷懒一下 称之为 卜氏幽默? XD 也顺便讨论一下大家喜欢的句子或段落吧 -- 《It was, he noted, a two-and-a-half-car garage, which was handy, he thought, if you happen to have two and a half cars.》 □■Hit List■□ by Lawrence Block --

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