※ [本文转录自 Baseball 看板 #1fzLQO-P ] 作者: zxc906383 (无无) 看板: Baseball 标题: [分享] 巨人记者:红袜报复巨人了-反向熊猫Dever 时间: Sat May 2 09:42:45 2026 圣荷西信使报记者Dieter Kurtenbach https://reurl.cc/L2ejqx Karma works like a boomerang. 报应就像回力镖一样，终究会回来 A very expensive one, at that. 而且还是代价极其高昂的那种 A dozen years ago, the Giants lucked out when the Boston Red Sox signed Pablo Sa ndoval. They watched the Panda waddle East, cash a massive check, and promptly f orget how to hit a baseball. 大约十二年前，当红袜签下Pablo Sandoval时，巨人其实捡到了便宜，他们看着功夫熊猫晃 着步伐前往东岸，领走一大笔薪水，然後立刻忘了怎麽打棒球 It took a while, but the Red Sox might have exacted their revenge. 花了一段时间，但红袜队或许终於完成了复仇 Rafael Devers has not picked up a nickname in his time in the Bay, but one is fi nding him at an increasingly alarming rate: Rafael Devers在湾区期间一直没有什麽绰号，但现在有一个称号正以惊人的速度贴到他身 上 The Reverse Panda. 「反向熊猫」 Buster Posey thought he bought a superstar to anchor his Giants’ lineup. Buster Posey原本以为自己买来的是一位能撑起巨人打线的超级球星 And he’s an anchor, alright — he’s weighing the whole thing down. 但他确实是个「锚」——只不过是把整条打线往下拖的那种 In turn, the cosmic scales are finally balanced, and the joke is entirely on the Giants. 於是宇宙的天平终於恢复平衡，而这次被嘲笑的完全是巨人队。 You don’t need a history lesson to understand the gravity of this disaster — y ou just need a stomach strong enough to watch Devers at the plate. 你不需要历史课就能理解这场灾难的严重性——只需要有够强的胃去看Devers打击就够了 Since packing his bags for Northern California last summer, the 29-year-old hasn ’t just struggled; he’s been offensively offensive. 自从去年夏天搬到北加州後，这位29岁球员不只是表现挣扎；他的打击简直难看 We broached the subject at the beginning of the week, and nothing has improved. 本周初我们就谈过这件事，而情况毫无改善 In fact, we’re at the point now where a sacrifice fly — a mere productive out — is considered progress for Devers. 事实上，现在已经到了连高飞牺牲打这种有产出的出局都被视为Devers进步的地步 Through the first full month of 2026, Devers is hitting a putrid .207 with two h ome runs and 11 RBIs. He’s carrying an abysmal .548 OPS, a number typically res erved for utility infielders with bad backs and light-hitting backup catchers. I t’s still the worst mark of any qualified hitter in baseball. 截至2026年完整的第一个月，Devers打击率仅有惨不忍睹的.207，只有2支全垒打和11分打 点，他的OPS低到0.548，这种数字通常只会出现在背部有伤的内野工具人或打击能力薄弱的 替补捕手身上，而且仍是全联盟合格打者中最差的成绩 He’s striking out in 30 percent of his at-bats and walking only 5 percent of th e time (down from 15 percent last season). He’s violently, aimlessly hacking th rough center-cut fastballs and waste-pitch sliders alike like a guy trying to wo rk his way through overgrown vegetation. 他的打席中有30%是三振，保送率只有5%（相比去年15%大幅下滑），他对红中速球和坏球滑 球都胡乱猛挥，就像一个在杂草丛中乱砍试图开路的人 So, yeah, this isn’t just a slump — it’s an archeological dig into the depths of a lost swing. 这不只是低潮——简直是在对他消失的挥棒进行考古挖掘 No one expected Devers’ game to age well — the back-end of that contract was a lways going to look bad. But no one expected the back end to be the entirety of the Giants’ portion of the deal. 没有人预期Devers的打法会随时间优雅老化——这份合约後段本来就注定难看但，也没人想 到，对巨人来说，整段合约看起来都像後段 Perhaps it’s just our nation’s rampant inflation and my inability to wrap my m ind around it (when did a 12-pack of Coke Zero start costing $14?), but Devers’ price tag makes Sandoval’s old, $95 million deal look like soda money. San Fra ncisco is on the hook for another $226 million through 2033 — with his deferred money, he’s on the payroll until 2043. 也许是因为通膨太夸张（什麽时候一箱12罐的无糖可乐要14美元了？），让人难以理解，但 Devers的身价让Sandoval当年9500万美元的合约看起来像零钱，旧金山还要付他2.26亿美元 到2033年——加上延迟支付，他甚至会领薪到2043年 But you don’t just write off a quarter of a billion dollars because a guy lost his bat speed before he turned 30. 但你不可能因为一个人还没30岁就失去挥棒速度，就直接把2.5亿美元当作沉没成本 Meanwhile, without anyone to strike fear into any pitchers’ hearts in this line up, the Giants’ nine is a sputtering, unwatchable mess, scratching across a lea gue-worst 3.34 runs per game. 同时由於打线中没有任何能让投手畏惧的打者，巨人整条打线运转不顺、难以观赏，每场仅 勉强拿下联盟最差的3.34分 The quarter-billion-dollar man seems to be front and center to any discussion of team-wide, in-the-box ineptitude, and yet he wears a face of stubborn defiance: 这位价值2.5亿美元的球员成为球队打击无能讨论的核心，但他脸上却仍带着固执的抗拒 “Why should I be frustrated?” Devers, who is breaking bats and slamming helmet s after bad at-bats, told beat reporters — whom he had avoided for three weeks — in Philadelphia earlier this week. “It’s my job. It’s the only one I know how to do.” 「我为什麽要沮丧？」Devers在本周稍早於费城对记者表示——他此前已躲避媒体三周—— 尽管他在糟糕打席後会折断球棒、猛摔头盔 「这是我的工作，也是我唯一会做的事」 Right now, he isn’t doing it. At all. 但现在他完全做不好 He’s completely lost the plot against velocity, and he can’t do much of anythi ng with off-speed pitches. 他对速球完全失去掌握，对变化球也几乎无计可施 He’s able to get off his “A” swing — 75 miles per hour or faster in bat velo city — only 15 percent of the time this season, down from 28 percent during his time in Boston last season. 本季他能打出「A级挥棒」（挥棒速度75英里以上）的比例只有15%，远低於去年在波士顿时 的28% And he isn’t punishing the mistakes he used to effortlessly deposit into Ted Wi lliamsburg. In fact, his most impressive display of raw power this season was wh en he snapped his bat over his knee in Cincinnati. 他也无法再像以前那样轻松把失投球送进「Ted Williamsburg」 事实上他本季最震撼的力量展示，是在辛辛那提把球棒折在膝盖上的那一刻 Baseball is a sport built on failure surrounded by a cruel, cynical business, bu t this level of irony is almost too rich to digest. 棒球本来就是建立在失败上的运动，又处於残酷现实的商业环境中，但这种程度的讽刺几乎 让人难以下咽 For years, Red Sox fans fumed over the Panda, a beloved Giant who morphed into a n expensive New England disaster. 多年来，红袜球迷对熊猫感到愤怒——这位曾被巨人球迷喜爱的球员，在新英格兰变成昂贵 的灾难 Apologies: disastah. 更正：是灾难（波士顿口音说法） Now, Giants fans are watching Devers, a beloved Red Sox prodigy, turn into yet a nother expensive Bay Area failure — a Juicero of hitting. 现在巨人球迷看着曾是红袜宠儿的Devers，变成另一个昂贵的湾区失败案例——就像打击界 的Juicero Again, perhaps Devers can turn it around. He’s started slow before. 当然也许Devers还能逆转局势，他以前也曾慢热开季 Regression to the mean is the sport’s greatest safety net. Maybe Devers wakes u p tomorrow, remembers he’s a three-time All-Star, and launches 30 homers. Maybe he figures out how to catch up to a major-league heater again. 回归平均值是这项运动最大的安全网也许他明天醒来，想起自己是三届全明星，然後轰出30 支全垒打；也许他能重新跟上大联盟的速球 But the data under the hood indicates this is a feature, not a bug. 但深层数据显示，这不是暂时问题，而是根本性的状况 And hope is a terrible strategy when you’re staring down the barrel of a decade -long financial commitment. 当你面对长达十年的财务承诺时，「寄望奇蹟」是非常糟糕的策略 But what’s the alternative but to hope it turns around? Admitting your marquee acquisition is functionally broken? 但除了期待反弹，还能怎麽办？承认你的招牌补强已经坏掉了吗？ What button can Buster Posey push to create a distraction from this? Buster Posey还能按下什麽按钮来转移焦点？ (We all know what button it is. We also don’t yet know the R-naught of whatever Devers has. Let’s keep Bryce Eldridge away until the studies are completed.) （我们都知道是哪个按钮，但我们还不知道Devers「感染」的基本传染数是多少，在研究完 成前，先让Bryce Eldridge离他远一点） In the meantime, Giants fans are living a waking nightmare they once found hilar ious from afar. 与此同时巨人球迷正经历一场清醒的恶梦——而这正是他们曾经在远方嘲笑的情景 They laughed when Sandoval took Boston’s money and immediately hit a wall. It w as, in fact, kinda funny. 当年Sandoval拿了波士顿的钱就撞墙，他们曾大笑，确实有点好笑 They aren’t laughing anymore. The Red Sox finally returned the favor, with inte rest. 但现在他们笑不出来了，红袜终於连本带利地回敬了这一切 https://i.imgur.com/4RIZwyd.jpeg --

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